Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UUQFMDsgw0_xQZZYdqUtLkQ7Y-dRpf4NhwWRUr_TbUk/edit
RaccoonBroVA as Little Mac
DarkHasayoVA as Izuku Midoriya
Danii as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine
Additional help by Matt Raichous, Kamren the Person and GamingPlush64
Mixing by Serena and Mega PMB
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Art by Blast03
Hint for next time: "Robot Riot" (for real this time lol)

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya REDUX

Cri as Jiminy Cricket

Alex M as Charlotte

Written by BirdJormungandr

Mixed by Danii

Beat by GC

Cover Art by BirdJormungandr

Demo by Alex M.

[Jiminy Cricket Verse 1 - 0:22-1:06]

Give a Little Whistle! Tipping the hat, it's Jiminy, 
The drippiest cricket, who's kicking it with Disney! (Ay!) 
And then there's you, the guide with eight eyes!
Who lost sight of advice to advise pint sized tykes!


Let's check it: You teach a lesson in Death, 
To "cherish the memories" since eventually no one is left! 
While yours truly teaches to be one's very best, 
Because honesty's the policy to deal with daring pests! (That's Right!)


Like yourself, Miss Charlotte: I'm calling you a liar! 
There's no weaver of lies that's quite like this spider! (Nope!)
She'll deny, but that's the magic, her act's been established, 
You and your kin vanish like "Abra Cavaticus" (Poof!)

Leaving Wilbur alone, and that's the hard truth. 
Saved him from the slaughter; couldn't save him from you, 
And even in death, you're forced to live with that knowledge, 
Why, you willed yourself to face your own guilty conscience! 


[Charlotte - Verse 1 - 1:07-1:51] 

Come now Cricket, you won't puppet my emotions, 
I'll watch the nose grow on my Pinocchio opponent,
changing to an ass is really such a shame though, 
It makes you a staged coach; We're not in the same boat!


I actually rode the waves of my fame;
Take us back a few ages (giggle) and you didn't have a name. 
And Wooden-t you know it! (Sigh) Who do I kid? 
You speak of my death when that's the first thing you did, 


Jiminy… You teaching anything would be novel. (Indeed)
Not only I roll you, a food web's a better model!
This Disney classic's a class act that should follow Walt;
Let Frozen stay ahead of cash grabs from The Vault! (Brrrr!)


even Miss Arable's uncle is the better man, 
He played the hand of the ranch; Your advances never land! 
With fairies or I, your endings ain't different, 
Warm fuzzies in Blue turn his insides to liquid…

[Jiminy Cricket - Verse 2 - 1:52-2:14]

W-W-Well Hold on now and listen here Missy! 
You got a couple bugs in your ethics, Itszy-Bitzy! 
Bringing trouble as the biggest rat since Timpleton,
The Arachnophobes are asking why you scarred the little kids! 


I Wished upon Stars; you Wished upon Stardom, (Shucks!)
Simply misread the meaning of "going to the farm" hun! 
In part a best seller, whose book's put down like Old Yeller, 
So help yourself, and learn to respect your elders! 

[Charlotte - Verse 2 - 2:14-2:36] 

I think your Chitin needs chiding little bonehead. 
Because respect is earned Jiminy… You should know this.
But problems crop up for our dashing locust, (Uh oh~)
Dumbo chased highs, and Pinoke got smashed at his lowest! 


Fitting a Cricket brings only sadness with change, 
And a biblical mimic that's adapted into prey,
Is ironically the one washed up down the drain,
Whose presence today is nought but a plague…
(Giggle)

 


Jiminy Cricket vs. Charlotte's Web - Bird's Rap Battles!

Cri as Dirty Bubble
JesseBoxVO as Smiler

Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Danii
Written by: 3ple and Cri
Thumbnails by: M!CAH
Art by: Grasman
Special Thanks: 3ple, Michael Stark, Ace Music & MidgeCat

Dirty Bubble:
(Hahahaha!)
It is I! Dirty Bubble, the living plague
And I've been sent in to clean Sony's biggest stain
But your rep's more tainted, had a rift with Gene
Made like Twitter with Tweets, and tried to limit his speech 
That smile? I'll flip around that glee, you girlie
So sick like I gave you a wee bit of scurvy 
Have you drop out like each of your pearly whites
At once, my flow is clean and dirty
I hope the kid had a phone that was waterproof
Or else my whole job is moot, beaten by a drop or two
This emoticon had an emoter conned
Now that's dirty work, and I'm the one that's known for grot

Smiler:
(Mhm) Excuse me, you're gonna have to pause it
I'm too busy helping fans on which emoji to comment
I'm more of a star, and add in a fire
But you? Poop Daddy wouldn't have to retire (haha!)
So preachy, go back to your soapbox
I'll smack you, you'll go pop with the hand of my robot 
Got captured in old bottles and failed to stay sober
So don't talk about dirt, you have that in spades, floater
You wanna come and burst? Who has the worst defenses?
I've a firewall protector that outshines your surface tension
With a smiling girl the head of the entire world of text
You know my lines are the best, against this flying murk of mess 

Dirty Bubble:
You got a dirty look, I'll clean it up
With a one, two, then I'll beat 'ya up
Your rating's the max age, your fans are from weenie hut's
The only thing more whiter than you, are the teeth you front
They got a blondie at the square net sphere
Like I'm the bubble, but you're the airhead here 
I'm well delighted by this match
May we meet again in the Great Pacific garbage patch 

Smiler:
Hmmmmm, ignored. You're making me struggle
When speaking, I don't like waiting for bubbles (urrrgh)
You're not serving anything when you crumble under Krabs
You can scrub the deck for when I make a Bubble bloodbath
The host of a book club, and yet you got sent 
To the shelves of Nick, they left your plot on read
I'll escape your grip with a desktop pen top
So you can FINALLY get the point,(*clears throat*) the Emoji Popped

The Dirty Bubble vs Smiler - Bonuses By Cri (ft. JesseBoxVO)

This battle was created as a collaboration between me and Danii, it started as a Round 2 battle in DRB's Contest of Champions and we decided we wanted to make it a full project.

Danii as Tony Montana
Azia as Shion Sonozaki
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Danii
Special thanks to Snakebite126, Rabi, and Discord Rap Battles


Tony Montana (0:20):
You're another cockroach that's gonna fail to handle me
I'm the fuckin' empire, you failed to heir a family
But I thought I was the one who got high on my own supply
Broken by how full of yourself you are, keep that hope alive
You blame your whole family 'cause Satoshi's was bad enough
Envy was the death of you, now that's our gap, so pack it up
Claimed you had it rough because your high school sweetheart ended,
so you can go ahead and SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND, bitch!

Shion Sonozaki (0:40):
I fought for vengeance when I thought my love had lost his life
You left your friends behind, replaced them with your boss' wife
Call me Elvira, with that rambling, you lost me
GO ASK SATOKO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FUCKERS CROSS ME
Shocking frauds, I hit their bods with shots of wattage
Until they drop like Omar from a copter's cockpit!
This kingpin lost his crown and mind, your descent was shameful
By the end, you had everyone up in arms but Angel!

Tony Montana (1:01):
You're outta your fuckin' mind to hit me with that tame rap
Can't manipulate the audience so they explain that
The people workin' below me are my only relatives
We're not relative, I'd gouge your eyes out for the hell of it
But you're blind to the fact that you never hit the mark
You'd only kill it in battle for one-eighth of your whole dumb arc
Obito here best believe he'll stop with being bad, guy
Hit you with this twin glock, now this twin's gone with her sad life!

Shion Sonozaki (1:21):
Tearing off three of my fingernails for my perceived crimes
Somehow brought me less pain than your three hours of screen time
You saw that your sister was who your best friend was bedding with,
Lost your shit, and dished him out two bullets as a wedding gift!
I learned how to bottle anger at St. Lucia's, here's a lesson:
Can't do it by popping caps and picking up a coke obsession!
A felon 'til you fell in your watery grave, this prick lies
Right next to his motto... So much for "words to live by"


YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxTyXpfIGmY

Tony Montana Vs Shion Sonozaki - Raisu Battle (ft. Danii And Azia)

Danii as Skibidi Toilet (he volunteered)
ThatAdorableFox as Hanako
Written by Raisu Battle
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by Danii
Special Thanks to Danii and Dilly

Skibidi Toilet (0:13):
It's Skibidi Toilet, on this sick beat to destroy a
little, pitied spirit boy that's struggling to fill the void left
From his anti-social past life, devoid of any enjoyment
So he's only making friends after he forcibly employs them (Yes, Yes!)
Millions of clicks, a cultural plumbing fixture like no other
Only "cutting edge" you know is the knife you stuck in your brother!
Guess it's no surprise with all the tropes this fraud's bearin'
Bathroom phantom grantin' wishes like the Bloody Mary Oddparents!

Hanako (0:38):
I've found the source of our Academy's latest disruptions:
Another TikTok trend only appealing to the dumb kids (Ehhh...)
I'd ask you kindly not to get so bent out of shape,
but I see that's a lost cause, from just one glance at your face
I offer guidance to those wanting popularity
You guide your audience to awful adult parodies
Tryna fire shots, but your squad won't unload enough
when your show just coasts from copying off SiivaGunner's homework once
The bathroom is my Boundary, so I think that I can handle
Excremental commandos panicked by one push of a handle
I dismantle those that threaten order, and today sure seems odd
with so many babies now playing Half-Life and GMod

Skibidi Toilet (1:17):
You're thievin' Demon Slayer and still give our animation crap?
My neck's stretchin' miles, and I still can't find who fuckin' asked!
And don't be talkin' shit about what drops me down the drain
when your greatest weakness is the fucking Toxic Gossip Train! (What?!)
Nene's in danger on your watch, no matter how ya frame it
Let her eat the mermaid scale like, "This edible ain't shit!"
Promised her protection, but the reason she needs savin'
is 'cause you stay lazy when she's caught in liminal spaces!
Face of a rebellion, I'm not afraid to spit the truth: (Huh?)
Your drip is giving "Urban Legend for the Hitler Youth!" (Bruh!)
But what did I expect from the quiet and bullied kid in class?
Funny how in the end, even this schoolboy's soul didn't pass!

Hanako (1:56):
Your strategy's perplexing, even to the Seven Wonders:
Why would you bring sucky raps when living under threat of plungers?
All your "dum dum dum"s and Fortnite dances had you scoring bucks quick,
then your crossovers bombed, can't even do Annoying Orange justice!
Turned to Valve for assets, now I'm shutting you off
Looks like you glitched through your disguise, so I'll be Hunting this Prop
Because one cut does the job when I'm dispatching anomalies
From bowl to rim, I've shattered this Pacific Rim wannabe


YouTube version: In the works! Hoping to have it done within the first quarter of 2024.

Skibidi Toilet vs Toilet-Bound Hanako - Raisu Battle (ft. Danii and TAFox)

Alex M. As the Loch Ness Monster 

Cri As the Thunderbird 

Beat by DumbchlId 
Mixed by Korekitten 
Art by Skydivingquagga
Cover Art by SPM1000
Logo by Izzycat
Special thanks to Zagranis, Dilly!, and Herobrine  

Loch Ness:
You fly high in the sky yet I’ll be a cause of death
Knock ya down, watch you die as the water is dyed red
Ima famous Cryptid! why? Always watched but never caught 
I'm on top and won’t be stopped by a rejected pokémon 

Being surrounded constantly, so peeps can take a peep of me
I be stacking green and I ain’t talking all that algae
Sick of ye like I got allergies. No one’s gonna hear ya screams 
You’re my prize kill, leave ya hung up, so say cheese

So smart fucking sharp from my brain to teeth
There’s nothing interesting from this chicken so it’s 
shocking 
That this battle exists. I’m superior. Want the evidence?
Tell me which one of us survived an Extinction event

Your fame sunk since you were debunked, it’s absurd 
Got killed by humans so much outta call ya blunderbird
It’s embarrassing ain’t it? Not even fishes would fall for such baitin
Based off an eagle no wonder you’re terrorizin the natives 

Thunderbird:
Pull out my talons and see who draws first blood
I don’t just run the track I soar above 
It’s no contest that loch ness meant a lot less when he got press
Set their thoughts on this concept being on a boxset

I know fish forget easy so let me help you get the jist
Your relevance is because people can’t see the capitalist in this mist
And I know you live a sad lonely life 
Tried to follow bigfoots foot steps but ran dry 

You’re below me, how can I scared of this wee lass
Try to attack and you’ll get thunder clapped 
No hurtin this bird and this monsters getting burnt bitch
Cooking up the Loch Ness, I’m servin this serpent 

I know I’m cold, your entire existence is seasonal 
I’m on a roll. Sitting on top of the totem pole 
Winning this battle, how’s the weather down there?
Don’t care! Show yourself and feel the fresh air

Loch Ness:
Yeah? I like confidence. But what the hell will you do?
While you’re laying in a tomb I’m staying on the news 
The BBC be going crazy over the monster from B.C
Still going strong after millions of Centuries

Getting murked in the murky depths of the Loch Ness 
So take your last breath before you drop dead 
You’ll be washed up and no one will give a shit
Expect for the fact that your body proves my existence 

Thunderbird:
Murked in the Loch Ness? Oh please stop it 
You ain’t dangerous, white families are your main profit
You botched it. Only thing known for sure is that you’re worthless 
Though your bones would work well for a birds Nest

You haven’t made an appearance in years! You don’t Insight fear
I’ll knock ya teeth out, now that’s a perfect Souvenir
Wrapped around my neck! I’m the best and it’s clear to see
You can survive some meteors but there’s no surviving me!

Thunderbird vs. The Loch Ness Monster - Awesome Rap Battles.

A battle of words and wits commences in this episode of TableTop Rap Battles!'

Matt Raichous as Wheel of Fortune
garbageGothic as Vanna White

swizkii as Scrabble

Written by Quizzique

Mixed by SIR Rap Battles
Beat prod. by Whodunit

Thumbnail by Quizzique
TTRB logo by SPM

LYRICS:
Wheel of Fortune:
ARE you here to take the test? Make a guess to begin
Missing the point? Add an S to the end
Nobody plays the real you, they’re playing Words with Friends, no secrets
You aren’t at the top of your flow, I got the SEA crest

Woooow, you’ve got dictionary expertise
I’m gonna buy a vowel because I’m taking this with EASE
I’m owning the board, call me Vanna White
Leave you tense with goosebumps: R L S T N E

Scrabble:
Real unfortunate, the fatigue that you’ve shown
You go letter to letter, I’m in a League of my own
So speak what you know, say what you please
You won’t play it with ease when I’m Changing the Keys

You’re like your Playstation matches: all losses and bankrupts
How’s your game so ass when my artist is named Butts?
Your half-a-cars and taxes, from your players you take cuts
Tried bringing fun to masses, but you only made game grumps

Wheel of Fortune:
Your scoring’s a bore, why am I battling you?
Get that X off your board, this ain’t Family Feud
You connect points with syzygy, and my, that’s worth plenty
But you can’t play proper names, that’s why I earned the Emmy

(AY!) So is that the best you got for me?
Cut down an MC from MB like a spelling BEE
I think I’ll try an L, and the category is?
[OVERRATED BOARD GAMES] And that’s the quiz!

Scrabble:
I’m taking the tabletop charts, you couldn’t climb mine
A celebrated game since before you hit prime time
Speaking of Times, New York’s got you beat
Wordle brought you to their phones and screwed over your hot streak

Your groups of puzzle pushers pale to the brothers Parker
Sajak pulls a soyjak when impersonating Barkers
Went from disc jockey to spinning on the roulette
And his Republican history’s one we’d rather forget

Scrabble vs Wheel of Fortune - TableTop Rap Battle! #3 (ft Matt Raichous, swizkii and garbageGothic)

the illuminati conspiracy theory vs black hole science rap battle by korekitten

➤ Cast:

Spadical as Illuminati
Korekitten as Black Hole

➤ Crew:

Written, produced, mixed by Korekitten

Thumbnails by Korekitten
Sprites by Korekitten

Special thanks to Dilly!, ENNWAY, Nugget, Trakked, Derpiest Game Blast, and you, the viewer.

➤ Lyrics:

(verse 1: 8 bars)

Illuminati:

It took a couple hundred years to end your looking for a set style
With all those disconfirmed theories you should know ‘bout the *X* FIles
I pull in members, bringing truth to all those that attend, while-
you pull everything but cannot save Hawking from exile

Now the enlightened will bring brightness to this dark star (Dark star)
I take a pious prick and smite him with my dark arts (Dark arts)
You’ll find your lights go dim when fighting this. We’re far from same (Far apart)
You’re dying quick, collapse and burn, just like your pinball game

(verse 2: 8 bars)

Black Hole:

I seriously can’t cease you for thinking you’re near as great as I
People who believe you do really great at escaping light
Just white guys with bright eyes, your design is an eye-roll
It wouldn’t be to my surprise if you’d prefer a white hole

(Ay) Thinking you’re really enlightened? (Ay) Clearly you’re not the smartest.
(Ay) How you a secret society (Ay) when you’ve been common knowledge?
(Ay) Look past the event horizon (Ay) You’re not near haunting, cause when-
(Ay) I bring in eco-anxiety (Ay) you bring Madonna songs, man.

(verse 3: 8 bars)

Illuminati:

I won’t need to give you my two cents, I’m on the dollar bill
You pulled all the air from David’s lungs and got him promptly killed
I put the ill in “Illuminati”, it’s not a fight since-
I’m pulling in so much you can’t escape The Enlightened

There’s no way this phenomenon’s possibly
taunting me You’re all but godly, you’re not but a
spot for the scholars to congregate, profiting 
off you till Hawking abruptly shut off to sleep
You’re leaving toddlers distraught at the thought of the
possible stop of revolving in lots of years
But you’re not daunting at all to me, you’ll just stay
dropping and falling off, locked in as hollow space

(verse 4: 8 bars)

Hollow space? The catholics erased you, back it up
How when I pull all the matter near me, you’re who gathers dust?
Listen, I’m not coming last in this beef, it’s not Chapter 1
Because I just keep on packing the heat (Uh) Black Hole Sun

The catholic church left you on a hospital bed
Somehow choking when you’ve not got a neck
Take a step back, ‘fore your body is spread
Try to beat me, and you’re flopping again
You’re an MLG meme, lost your comic effect
Keep on copying, your light’s hanging on by a thread
For the revolution, you’re a cause and effect
So don’t pardon my French, I say off with your head

Illuminati vs. Black Hole - Rap Battle. (ft. Spadical)

Malina Rose as Tifa Lockhart (audio)
ThatAdorableFox as Tifa Lockhart (video)

MetaMachine as Max Headroom Incident (audio)
Cri as Max Headroom Incident (video)

Written by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by JK03
Mixed by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Dansonn
Additional instrumentation by Mega PMB
Cover art by JotaSeis

Tifa (0:16):
Name is Tifa - here to serve ya
I won't need a - spell to burn ya
I would beat ya - but you'd like it
This track's a power plant, AVALANCHE is gonna light it-
Up! You're at the forefront of trolling for the hell of it
Performed a messed-up shtick and ever since you've been irrelevant 
Behaving so indecently to kids doesn’t sit right
Now do what you do best and escape into the Midnight (Ayy!)
Like a meteor, you've fallen quick
The only time you'll "Catch the Wave" is from my Dolphin Kick! 
While you leave the world baffled, I'm a global hit 
Call you Don Corneo cause I'll own 'ya, bitch! 
You're nothing but a memory
Went silent after going live, you may as well be dead to me! 
3 minutes in the spotlight and you left the scene
Any impact that you could've made’s an endless dream! (Uh!)

Max Headroom Incident (0:50):
For a nerd working in a bar, I thought you'd have some 
You're just Chun-Li with some knuckles tacked on
Fact of the matter is, you can't take threats directly
Ran away from Shinra like "they're coming to get me!"
And all it takes some envy to overpower her
Can’t lock hearts with Cloud cause he'd fallen for the flower girl (Awww)
Why such a downer, huh? Clinging on that desperately? 
His love for you is fading worse than his memories!
Saved the world from the biggest of hits
But you couldn't save yourself from a rickety bridge
The quack doctors took advantage of ‘ya lickety-split
‘Cause when you got a coma, you were insufficiently fixed
Man, you consistently miss if we're listing your drinks
You couldn't serve me up a punch that would give me a kick
And your abilities, kid? Oh Jesus, who cares?
Seeing you fight’s making me the one who's crippled in a wheelchair!

Tifa (1:24):
I've backed up the gang of a good revolution to fuel my need for retribution 
Proceeded to storm corporations so ruthless, whereas your intrusion was only a nuisance
You've proven that crudeness is futile, just useless, a desperate ploy to incite some confusion
And though you escaped FBI persecution, you won't be excused when I'm doing this dude in
A shame your first attempt met a gloomy end
Got your fun cut short by WGN
Then you made the headlines in Chicago, but at what cause?
Wanted all of mankind to see you as a fraud?
Man, your thinking is flawed, acting so damn perversely
Chucked a verse so Bull, you’re no better than Swirsky!
Your fame is on life support, swept under the rug (Uh)
All I’d need to leave you beat is pull the plug

Max Headroom Incident (1:58):
Oh ho ho ho… was that really all, kid?
Should’ve made like Marlene’s dad and dropped it
My giant masterpiece… seems like you watched it
‘Cause all you spewed was piles of garbled nonsense
Let's flashback to that sad past of carnage
Sephiroth must've had a lot of blood prints
Frickin’ liberal was so cursed with knowledge 
He left you an orphan and your town demolished!
Awwww… That must be rough
Poor daddy got turned into a shish kebab!
I'm scarred by your story’s length, where does your lore start?
Living in the slums? Of course you’d have poor bars!
Screw your limit break! My prime time is taking slots
Left your city in a perilous state to rot
Maybe a drink will keep your trauma in check
‘Cause Nibelheim’s a burning memory you’d rather forget!
(Laughs)

Tifa Lockhart vs The Max Headroom Incident. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. Malina Rose & Meta)

Himiko Toga : garbageGothic
Zoroark : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod : Dannson
Mixed by Rayyan
Thumbnail by Rabi

Zoroark :
Another trainer in the midst? No, it's something far worse
A psychopathic witch thats getting on my nerves
This vampire takes lives, she's lost her dense mind
So drop the knives and disguise, I’ll show you how my Fury Swipes!
(Fast pace)
For Arceus sake, reek of Stains and blood
I'd say take a shower but you've been nude enough
Your way of evolving makes me sick
Become those you love and you're still witless
Quick attack, can't mask that when I scratch tracks
Skinny dip rap, you get stabbed and relapse
To the past when you face the fact
You went mad because no one took your hand
(Slow paced)
Catch me in the forest, end up finding yourself
End up fighting yourself, catch you in a protest
Wanted some new friends, made a pact with Twice
Packed with shiny types ; two new boyfriends

Himiko Toga :
Hey, I'm just here to get my fill, and you wouldn't fit in among my League 
So keep running that tongue and like Tsuyu, I'll make you bleed
Yeah, these knives are shiny and they'll turn you purple
One look, you'll turn pale, wipe blood on that fur coat
This isn't an illusion, I got those dogs in me
You're a shadow of Lucario, mistook for legendary 
You don't scare me. A smile from me and bitches will drop to the floor
Just like everyone did to you for DLC to Shield and Sword
(Fast pace)
Oh wait, it ain't your turn yet
I walked in the grass and still haven't took a step
But I can be Zorua's, lemme kill ya real quick
Fox doing small tricks like its your long flick
Who taught you how to talk shit? Meowth ain't cut out for this
Taunts lasted as long as Zoro's whole damn arc did
The nasty plot thickens as I carry my team
You carry backpacks till you jump ship and leave

Zoroark :
Coming from the one who dipped after her bestie died
Can't wrap those bandages, sadly, I can't sympathize
Heard from a Pidgey, fainted by Air Slash
That fit missed me, I call that Payback
Sucking those birds dry, can't use a revive
I'm a master ballin, you simp for protags bawling
Ironic your falling for the guy that's locked in
For anti-gravity, oh the depravity!
Leeching off everyone you meet ; mosquito girl
Seeing you as Utsushimi made my blood curl
Died just as you lived : basic miss yandere
Twitter got a hold of ya and called it "queer bait"

Himiko Toga :
You’d know a lot about bait, Kodai lured you in to see the future
In the moment I'm carefree, call up Celebi to see how many I’ve hurt
Cuz that's the thing, I'll take a stab at anyone who comes at my friends
But you'll follow your captor as long as it doesn't throw off your scent!
I can do anything that I want! Hundreds of clones and I'm never gonna stop!
What's haunting you from ever being caught? One look from a human, into the forest you run off!
Not this time though, you've done enough stalling
I'll make you match your makeup once this blade starts to draw in

Himiko Toga vs Zoroark - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #12 (ft. garbageGothic and MetaMachine)

TIIIIIME WIZARD!

Matt Raichous as Joey Wheeler
BluArri as Preston
Cyber as Seto Kaiba

Written and Mixed by garbageGothic
Beat Produced by Raias Beats
SC thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:

Joey: 
Whoa, I think I’m getting deja vu
Creepy caverns and dueling a dude in a lame costume? 
(HAH!) I ain’t afraid of no “demon”
Especially one less scary than Bandit Keith is

Claim to be for kids, but I’m already bored
Guess your only real fan’s in the Goblin Attack Force
Ya look strong, but with the heart of the cards
I can beat you with a Trap Hole! Now try to spit bars :3

Preston:
Heart of the cards? That’s fucking stupid (Kaiba: I know, right?
Wheeler’s too weak to win: all bark with no bite) (Joey: HEY!)
BOTH of you bitches will go in my special brew
Cuz like your father, I FUCKING HATE YOU

You’re in MY domain, Preston’s personal hell
Your death will not be censored in Dreadful’s Shadow Realm
My sea of punches will FUCK YOU UP, BITCH.
Yugi can’t save you from PRESTON’S DUNGEON

Joey: 
What’s your sea to a guy who beat Tsunami? (Eh?)
You’re not a threat, Ra couldn’t even stop me!
Honestly, hearing the language of this bozo
Presto’s a better fit for LittleKuriboh!

So what’s the deal with this grand prick?
Got on Itch and he thinks that he’s mad shit?
Collecting letters ain’t original, leave that to Bakura
And I’ve played some death games, but yours is just torture!

I became a champ to help my pals and my sister
You're so obsessed with working that your wife ditched ya!
Got all the greatest comebacks, I'm the prime disser
I’ll send this peanut packing with a TIME WIZARD!

Preston:
That whore was my LIFE, but she fucking DIVORCED!
The only bitch you managed to pull was FUCKING 24! (UGH)
Like your card game pros, YOU DISGUST ME
But iIf we’re playing dirty, THEN PRESTON’S GETTING BLOODY

It’s all about PROGRESS, it’s about TIME
That I KNOCK OUT YOUR LIGHTS LIKE RESEARCHER MIKE
MY WRATH IS VAST, I’M INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
SLAIN MORE LOSERS THAN THAT FREAK IN YOUR FRIEND’S BRAIN

(FUCK!) Tick tock, tick tock, DICKHEAD…
You joke now, but who would miss a delinquent?
My ancient artifact will end what Marik tried
Leaving Joey forgotten, lost to the sands of time

Joey Wheeler vs Preston's Hourglass - GG Rap Battles (ft. Matt Raichous, BluArri, and Cyber)

A 21-year old guy who raps for a living. I also make FNF covers lol 
Nuff Said

Himiko Toga vs Zoroark - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #12 (ft. garbageGothic and MetaMachine)

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