Audio for the upcoming Celebrity Rap Battle, MatPat vs Bill Nye. Battle of the edutainers.

Snakebite as MatPat
Seth as Bill Nye
Written by: Chandler and WAN
Beat: http://kustombeats.com/uploads/music/573dbe16b65ee.mp3 
Cover Art By: WAN
Mixed By: Jort
Flow Test by: WAN

LYRICS:

[Bill Nye]
Did you know, science appears everywhere we go?
Which makes it my job to make sure education grows
Cause I’m a Science Explainer and Child Entertainer
Faced against the guy who somehow made geek culture lamer
I’m building a better future to spend tomorrow in
Your theories only make me question what pills you’re poppin
So take a seat on your couch, in tears you’ll soon be wallowing
When I have MatPat, Consider the Following;
If you wanna avoid hate, fill your videos with wit in it
Should you react to critics live? NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Even looking at your thumbnails give my eyes detriment
Haven’t seen this much green saving the environment
My creation of the tube helped set Boeing planes in motion, 
Your creations on the tube created Twitter thread commotions
I already predict that you don’t have smarts to diss
So why don’t you start your verse and prove my hypothesis 

[MatPat]
Hello internet, welcome to another episode
Geek culture’s edutainment show with that tangential learning flow
Giving Nye the Normal Boot, so, Did You Know?
It’s been over 20 years since people cared about your show
When a battle features me, you’ll get Screwed when I Attack
Make you fall harder than an assassin in a haystack
Yeah, you’re an inspiration but it’s hard to give you credit 
When you treat your fans like crap, at least that’s how I Reddit.
So lighten up, get that Deku stick out your ass
It’s not your fault you’re overshadowed by Neil DeGrass
With just a clap and a half I’m already beating ya
You debate creationists while I Defined Media

[Bill Nye]
Ooh, really wanna bring up Defy? Against Nye?
Please remind me, who’s behind the multi-million dollar lie?
In terms of scummy ‘tubers you’re another addition
At least when I blow up from soda it’s not a coke addiction
When it comes to our deduction, mine is much better than
This guy who can’t differentiate a kid and skeleton
While ignoring Oliver for some Indie game lore
Never before has a boy wanted more

[MatPat]
Your lines are less accurate than my predictions on films
Here’s the second time I’ve had to deal with useless Bullet’s, Bill
You’re about to get whipped, nay crushed by my skill
The end is nye, science guy, I won’t tax over this bill
You used to spit facts, now you’re lacking affirmation
Cause your prime has passed, like your NASA application
Who’s the one teaching psychopathy? It’s-a-me!
You teach plants and chemistry, but can’t grow your family tree.

[Bill Nye]
Says video games don’t cause violence but I have to disagree 
Based on the way your fans reacted to your undertale theory
I’m here to save the world with an outfit so slick
While you spend time in the closet measuring Luigi’s dick

[MatPat]
Bill says he’s here to save the world, which I find interesting
Cause his life has been digressing with political side-questing
Had a Netflix show I guess, it’s just a sex-filled mess
And let’s be honest, his first show was pretty P-BS
So what’s Bill’s REAL desire at the end of the day?
Jumping from failed standup to some pointless debates
THAT’S RIGHT, Bill’s tryna play the industry like its a game
In a desperate attempt to claim fame! BUT HEY!

MatPat vs Bill Nye -WCRB

DELUSION WITH LYRICS REDUX | AbysmalChaos

Vladimyr P. as This Man
LastSmileLost as The Girl in The Photograph

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THIS.. MAN..
AGAINST
THE GIRL IN THE PHOTOGRAPH…

This Man:
What’s a pretty lame little lady like you doing in my dreamscape?
In reality, I would swipe right if I wanted an edate!
But I'm raw doggin’ the beat. Like being tied up? I’ll have ya hung!
It’s No wonder No-one ever saw This Woman after you ask if you can JPEG ‘em!
Turn that smile upside down you freak- cuz mine will spread the word
That you’re not what the world revolves around, to me, that’s quite absurd!
Are you Bi-Polaroid? Or did my burns make you too hot to notice
That your win is out of reach so, girl, that must be out-of-focus!
Wow, I wonder how you got the readers raising eyebrows
Since no one knows you, I’ll black and whitewash your fame out
This Photo-ho will be grayed out then fade out 
with no climax for this graph, so many grave doubts that you can’t count!

The Girl:
  *nails scratch*
Unlike me that verse ain’t beautiful

  *nails scratch*
Your hairline recedes as usual

  *nails scratch
I’m absolutely irresistible

  *nails scratch*
  But I’ll make the life you live so miserable!
cuz your romance is hopeless! Couldn’t keep a Guerilla grip on it!
But bud, it’s really bad Marketing for a simp bitch to be lacking an upper lip!
Just put on a fedora since like your hair, you’re at a loss!
Because those lines were Capricorn-y so you need to use some dental floss!
it seems that you’re a fiend for tryna raise your self esteem
Oh how unfortunate that no one’s seeing you up in their wet dreams
It doesn’t take a post from Reddit to know that you ain’t shit
And to dominate this woman you’d need a glitch in the matrix!

This Man:
Wasted screen time with a shady verse so I’ll set an example;
You’re never too hot to handle but I’ll leave your eggs scrambled
It’s no wonder you're mid; tried to be a snow bunny’s sunny side
Thinking that you’re Victorious? She-devil must be dummy.. fried!
You’re left with teary eyes- since you can’t do what eerie did
Angel will now see the lime-light cuz she’s on her photoperiod!
I’m known across the ‘net although I’m left a lonely man..
The only time you’re relevant is when you’re in the hands of OnlyFans!

The Girl:
The OnlyFans This Man’s got were the poster boys’ I put in the morgue
bro, this horror whore is horrible but I’m still bloody and gorge

This Man:
Your kill count is lower than your standards for sound
So you have lost like your virginity when it was never found!

The Girl:
I manifested you’d lose cuz I brain-washed an Average Joe
Ironic that you’re not ahead; but I’ll still hack, sever, and scrap a foe
to throw away this trash that has arose so I suppose that shows
Your wet bed flows exposed you bro 
so I now know of your fetish Pho-toes!

This Man:
I’ll make ya trip, although, that might be in your interest
You’re whippin’ bars watered down like you found them off of Pinterest!
Pulled the diss-cord insta-ntly I Chat to Snap in rap, you’re cringe
So say Sorry to this man and go find a match you’ll win on Hinge

The Girl:
Lowkey, that verse was cursed but it didn’t hurt so I’ll murk you
but two can’t be seen in dreams if you’re up way past your curfew
I am not DTF, but god, it’s my ill luck that I’ve met this cuck
I’ll add to my body count when you’re star-struck by a truck!

*The Girl Holds up Three Fingers in photo*

Written by: Vlad
Additional Writing Help by: CyanVtuber & RNG
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Ever Dream This Man? vs The Girl in The Photograph. Sinister Rap Battles

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cg2fnEIvxLwsgsPSAN1_B34mlPqUVY7ZvyINVfG494s/edit
RaccoonBroVA as Big Jack Horner
King Mewtwo as Frieza
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing and thumbnail by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by SYKO
Art by Skydivingquagga
Hint for next time: "Shifty Salesmen" (ft. Quizzique)

Jack Horner vs. Frieza

Investigateur as The Zodiac Killer
ProjectAlpha22 as Light Yagami & Ryuk

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
KIRA
AGAINST
THE ZODIAC KILLER
BEGIN

The Zodiac Killer:
October 2025 The Zodiac will speak a final time
Unless I have to witness a watered down minor rhyme
You’re feeling Doubt when I Assault the mic although you’re quite the learner
Don’t need Shinigami eyes to see I’ll burn out Light Turner
If you try and Force your rhymes you can Misa me with that
Got this win in the bag; I’m not the chip you should be eating at
I take my victories like victims as I stack ‘em up
I spit these ciphers so cryptic to stream your defeat live on Sakura
With finding out my name, what are you hoping to achieve?
Even when hidden in plain sight, the police still could never find me!
Once this “god” meets his Death like the rest then I’ll confess
That you’re obsessed with success but it’s me who impressed the press

Kira:
It’s a promise when I say Boxman’ll meet his demise
Funny to think I stole your methods when you’ve only killed five
I’m the the one you should worship; in fact, it’s certain you’re a burden
This book isn’t a curse; although, beating you is my cursive!
You’ll be left not quite in paradise with the flick of a pen-cell
I do this for the greater good with a mind that’s so prehensile
Hitting on children is mental so for you there’s no potential
For causing a verbal murder because your end is essential

The Zodiac Killer:
But you’ll be number thirty eight when on this track you’ll be dismembered
And you’ll never be remembered; call it karma for Raye Penber!
I’ll dictate this kid’s fate; eliminating to desolate
Without a trace, I’ll arbitrate, to intimidate every state
This Cryptic case concludes that you’re not so bright, Light
Can’t Faraday without a kill, and now you’re thinking you’re the Law, Light?
You surely ain’t no Lawliet; you have one major flaw, Light;
It’s your California flow! Call ya’ me, but version lite!

Kira:
The rules for pain isn’t a game but he could hardly spit flame
He’s dehydrated in a drought thirsting 40 seconds of fame!
I cleanse these rotten men from this rotten world with a pen
While your chest’s x target brings you slowly to an end
it seems you compromised those lives just to finally be recognized;
You’ll bite your own bullet since Cancer's all that you symbolize!
So take this L like Lawliet so I can make this earth right
You’ve fallen short cause victories can’t be seen with a searchlight
You’re Cruz-in, I’m abusin’, and you’re losin’ to a god
I’m the most dangerous animal; you’re nothing but a fraud
Your time is up, I am the one you should’ve put in your heart and prayed to
But now that it has skipped a beat, no hospital could save you…

The Zodiac Killer:
on a deathbed like your father, this the time to make a wish
it won’t come true, your movie exists and made you look like a little bitch
So I’ll take off my glasses so your dumbass is dead on demand
Why think to give me 40 seconds when a .45’s in my hand?!

*Gunshot, then both collapse to the ground, dead, outro plays*

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, RNG, and Trakked
Beat Producer: 2Deep
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Jordy and Vlad

Kira vs The Zodiac Killer. Sinister Rap Battles (ft. ProjectAlpha22 & Investigateur)

SML CORRUPTION MELTDOWN OST - SCREWED

After Butters' corruption, Kenny makes his way to the school, ending up encountering some old friends. 

song by Usna

SOUTH PARK'S TURMOIL - BLOODBATH

► CREDITS:

Isaac Romomo as Aladdin
https://www.castingcall.club/isaacr

DuelSkiller as Gwonam
https://www.castingcall.club/voiceplay

Written by
Theme Park Avenue

Beat Prod. by
Insanebeatz

Mixed by
Danii

Thumbnail by
JK03

►LYRICS:
Aladdin Verse 1

Gee, you sure have some nerve disturbing royal Persians
If you’re an advisor, join the other hermit in a turban

You’re worthless, singing squadala, I sing as king of Agrabah
While you ain’t never had a friend, I always bring my squad along

With your appearance, guards would cut your ear off if they faced you
You’re ugly and aged, dude, Genie can’t even reanimate you

And with those seedy eyes, this creepy guy just needs to die
But I don’t even need my sword, this bread’s enough to steal his life


Gwonam Verse 1

Your majesty, on a technicality
Jafar and his minion had your palace seized 

And trapped princess Jasmine because you kept your friend jailed like Ganon
You tried to get a kiss, now look what has happened

You were broke when your mother took her final bow 
Could have looked for a job but didn't try that route 

You're a crook, but I think your mama might be proud
If you just have the vision to find a house!


Aladdin Verse 2

That’s rich, there’s no denying that my life was pretty tough
But Link’s is worse because you didn’t give him time to get his stuff

Now he can’t even buy the oil that would light this battle up
Your meager rubies are lackluster, I’m the diamond in the rough
You gotta

Be quite a jump behind if you still think I have no worth
I was Jasmine's perfect suitor, and I hardly had a shirt!

Ask Jafar, it really burns when you’re pitted against me
I’ve bested a second wizard, now you’ll go with many blessings


Gwonam Verse 2

You escaped the Cave of Wonders and created slaves in hundreds
Link, see how both Aladdin and Harlequin make their puppets? (Huh?)

Then you stormed the palace for some power, won the lass with charm and swagger
But her cash is all you’re after? You’re a magic carpetbagger! 

I navigate so Link can grant wishes to millions
I’ll split you down the middle, kid, I’m the prime Koridian

I won, the Prince of Purse-Pinching is once again imprisoned
And he’ll finish his little swim with the fishes, it is written

Aladdin vs Gwonam. PowerPoint Rap Battles

[Verse 1]
A jagged shape with a Cheshire grin,
A golden flame where the void begins.
He laughs in riddles, twists the thread,
Echoes crawl through the cracks in your head.

[Pre-Chorus]
He’ll promise stars but trade in lies,
A carnival smirk with serpent eyes.
Cross his palm, pay the toll—
Your sanity’s the price he’ll stole.

[Chorus]
Spin the wheel, make a deal,
Watch the fabric fray and peel.
One-eyed jester, twisted flame,
Chaos is the engine, madness is the name.
Burning brighter, higher, higher,
No escape from the golden pyre.

[Verse 2]
Dreams turn to dust in his hall of glass,
Ink bleeds through the page where shadows pass.
He’ll stitch your fate with a broken thread,
Clockwork gears rust and bend.

[Pre-Chorus]
The maze he builds has no door,
A fever hum behind the roar.
Sign your soul in dotted lines—
He’ll turn your gold to jagged rhymes.

[Chorus]
Spin the wheel, make a deal,
Watch the fabric fray and peel.
One-eyed jester, twisted flame,
Chaos is the engine, madness is the name.
Burning brighter, higher, higher,
No escape from the golden pyre.

[Bridge]
Scars in the stars, a cryptic hymn,
A fever dream that pulls you in.
He’s the spark before the blaze,
The static hum in a hollow maze.

[Verse 1]
A jagged shape with a Cheshire grin,
A golden flame where the void begins.
He laughs in riddles, twists the thread,
Echoes crawl through the cracks in your head.

[Pre-Chorus]
He’ll promise stars but trade in lies,
A carnival smirk with serpent eyes.
Cross his palm, pay the toll—
Your sanity’s the price he’ll stole.

[Chorus]
Spin the wheel, make a deal,
Watch the fabric fray and peel.
One-eyed jester, twisted flame,
Chaos is the engine, madness is the name.
Burning brighter, higher, higher,
No escape from the golden pyre.

[Outro]
When the screen fades to black and white,
(black and white,)
And the stars align too tight,
(align too tight,)
He’s biding time in the static between channels—
(static between channels—)
A jagged laugh, waiting to unravel.
(waiting to unravel.)

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