Legendary Rap. Legendary Beat. This battle is Legendary.

The Rick and Morty impressions are GODLY.

Even after 2 years i still find this amazing

Audio for the upcoming Celebrity Rap Battle, MatPat vs Bill Nye. Battle of the edutainers.

Snakebite as MatPat
Seth as Bill Nye
Written by: Chandler and WAN
Beat: http://kustombeats.com/uploads/music/573dbe16b65ee.mp3 
Cover Art By: WAN
Mixed By: Jort
Flow Test by: WAN

LYRICS:

[Bill Nye]
Did you know, science appears everywhere we go?
Which makes it my job to make sure education grows
Cause I’m a Science Explainer and Child Entertainer
Faced against the guy who somehow made geek culture lamer
I’m building a better future to spend tomorrow in
Your theories only make me question what pills you’re poppin
So take a seat on your couch, in tears you’ll soon be wallowing
When I have MatPat, Consider the Following;
If you wanna avoid hate, fill your videos with wit in it
Should you react to critics live? NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Even looking at your thumbnails give my eyes detriment
Haven’t seen this much green saving the environment
My creation of the tube helped set Boeing planes in motion, 
Your creations on the tube created Twitter thread commotions
I already predict that you don’t have smarts to diss
So why don’t you start your verse and prove my hypothesis 

[MatPat]
Hello internet, welcome to another episode
Geek culture’s edutainment show with that tangential learning flow
Giving Nye the Normal Boot, so, Did You Know?
It’s been over 20 years since people cared about your show
When a battle features me, you’ll get Screwed when I Attack
Make you fall harder than an assassin in a haystack
Yeah, you’re an inspiration but it’s hard to give you credit 
When you treat your fans like crap, at least that’s how I Reddit.
So lighten up, get that Deku stick out your ass
It’s not your fault you’re overshadowed by Neil DeGrass
With just a clap and a half I’m already beating ya
You debate creationists while I Defined Media

[Bill Nye]
Ooh, really wanna bring up Defy? Against Nye?
Please remind me, who’s behind the multi-million dollar lie?
In terms of scummy ‘tubers you’re another addition
At least when I blow up from soda it’s not a coke addiction
When it comes to our deduction, mine is much better than
This guy who can’t differentiate a kid and skeleton
While ignoring Oliver for some Indie game lore
Never before has a boy wanted more

[MatPat]
Your lines are less accurate than my predictions on films
Here’s the second time I’ve had to deal with useless Bullet’s, Bill
You’re about to get whipped, nay crushed by my skill
The end is nye, science guy, I won’t tax over this bill
You used to spit facts, now you’re lacking affirmation
Cause your prime has passed, like your NASA application
Who’s the one teaching psychopathy? It’s-a-me!
You teach plants and chemistry, but can’t grow your family tree.

[Bill Nye]
Says video games don’t cause violence but I have to disagree 
Based on the way your fans reacted to your undertale theory
I’m here to save the world with an outfit so slick
While you spend time in the closet measuring Luigi’s dick

[MatPat]
Bill says he’s here to save the world, which I find interesting
Cause his life has been digressing with political side-questing
Had a Netflix show I guess, it’s just a sex-filled mess
And let’s be honest, his first show was pretty P-BS
So what’s Bill’s REAL desire at the end of the day?
Jumping from failed standup to some pointless debates
THAT’S RIGHT, Bill’s tryna play the industry like its a game
In a desperate attempt to claim fame! BUT HEY!

MatPat vs Bill Nye -WCRB

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Henry Stickmin - Mancha (UBERocity)
Phil Eggtree - Fightmarker​

Written By: Michael Stark, M!CAH, & Mason G

Produced By: Epistra

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Henry Stickmin
Vs
Phil Eggtree
Begin!

HENRY STICKMIN
The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny Flash hack
Who thinks he can step to Stickmin, guess he hasn’t seen my clap back!
Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil’s not-so-Swift sadness
Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness!
I mean, you’re messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blu
My games are a blast when I bring laughs, no one can say the same about you
So riddle me this, if you can, we know you’re not the sharpest bulb in the shed
How can you claim to have fame when you’re put to shame by another egg?
Who’s got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
Who’s game birthed a dev team and a whole company from a meme?
But then who’s schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
Cuz it’s not me who’s cranking sequels just to make ends meet, geez!

PHIL EGGTREE
A whole decade for your first words? I must say, I’m thrilled
In this scrap you’re getting capped, regardless of the gimmicks you instill
Just a bully taking dollars, but got no digits on the weight scale!
So come at me, stick bug, this loss’ll be your 348th fail!
Spitting colder than Zack- er, hotter than Zack, a twig’ll get snapped when I’m on the attack
But if I tried to sit through your whack class I’d end up falling asleep on the track!
Stickmin’s just a Ghost Inmate, so there’s no need to keep my guard up
Hard to Escape Prison when you’ve been surrounded by my bars, huh?
I’ll still be the one collecting coin, while you’re lacking common cents
And after all your countless antics, I’d think you’d grasp some common sense
With all those video game tie-ins, you constantly seem to harp
For one who prides himself on intelligence, that wasn’t very… pointy
Once I crack the case of this basketcase, then he’ll truly see-
That when it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class, I always have the key!
No Valiant Hero, you snitched on the army just to pinch more cash
Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I’ve got this in the bag! (Ha!)

HENRY STICKMIN
I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall, you know I got the sleek flow too
Your whole deal is “bargain bin Ferris Bueller hit with a dash of Pico’s School!”
But if you really wanna compare us, I’ll serve this Egghead over easy
My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, lets see:
Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers’ reactions
Yet you couldn’t hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I’m packin’
Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes, I’ve beat them all, and then-
What did you do, that’s new? Oh yeah! Escaped school… again...
Priceless gems? I steal em; Brighter friends? You need em
I’m Breakin’ Banks and taking tanks, you use plot holes for your freedom!
No matter what you point and click, I top your “Legacy Edition” any day
But it seems like I had no trouble “Completing the Diss-ion” anyway!

PHIL EGGTREE
This beaver’s spittin’ ‘gainst this bread crumb from the internet’s trash can-
Now after countless parodies, this rash distraction’s at his last stand
Tried to capitalize on nostalgia, relying on old, tired game cliches
While I’ve been going strong for many years and I’m still free to play! (Ay!)
Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your “valid stingers”
I’ve seen sicker stick figure spitters come out of Salad Fingers
No matter what the timeline, that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles if you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan! (Oh!)

ANNOUNCER
Who was the Flashiest?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! 
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see ya next time!

Henry Stickmin vs. Phil Eggtree | SRB

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Vs. The Truman Show

Creepy Black - Stofferex
Lost Silver - VideoGameRapBattles
BRVR - Justin Buckner
Buried Alive - WoodenHornets
MissingNO - RLYoshi
Strangled Red - HyperJacob96
White Hand - Frenzy
Hypno's Lullaby - MaNCHA
Lavender Town Syndrome - Emo Owl
Ash's Coma - Mat4yo


Lost Silver:
I'M DEAD but I want to be alive to spit this message to you
Turn back now or you'll be sent straight to your doom
Cyndaquil says HURRY because this ghost will be Unown
I'll leave you in chains like all the Pokemon I own
The forgotten hero haunts this spawn of lavender town
This is the battle of your life, the run option's not allowed
LEAVE or it'll be your soul that I will pilfer
In this battle of horrors, you’ll take a second place Silver!

Creepy Black:
Black's here to hack through your Silver Soul and brain!
You think you can win? Man the word lost is in your name!
Ghost is in your party, the Lavender Town sprite spirit
I'll Curse you first, even though in Generation 1, that move wasn't in it!
You can't step to me! Hell, you can't step at all!
You can't catch this brawling ghost inside a Pokéball!
You're too scared to move, you're about to get owned!
And on the place I'll finish you off there will stand a tombstone

Lost Silver:
NO MORE! Enough of your rhymes giving me Frustration
You can't one-hit KO me this fight will be MY domination
Celebi can sing a Perish Song then have  Pain Split
Your data will be erased, Rest in 8 bits

Creepy Black:
Don't be giving me that Mean Look or i’ll use my curse ability!
You’ve already Lost, Silver, when you come up against me
I murder every Trainer I faced, don’t even bother to fight
It’s time I put you to sleep, cause this is your very last night!

BRVR:
Do you still love me? If not, I’ll use my thunderbolt
I know you'll never leave once I catch your souls
It’s so cold down here, but my rhymes are still hot
Like what my owner did to me, I will leave you all to rot
None of you jokes know the pain that's going on in my chest
I know you’re lying to me, when you said your disses are the very best
I would rather die than listen to your lame excuses of raps!
When you see my plushy in the room, it'll end in a bloodbath 

Buried Alive:
Let me come out from the ground and make you stop your strife
My time to shine and finally rip apart your lives,
It's over, Pikachu, nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
'Cause all you flee in fright when Buried Alive wants to fight!
It won't be tame when I glitch your game, you three'll never be saved
Cause my claim to fame, taking jokes like you to your graves!
Finally, fresh meat! I've been waiting almost a century
You're reached the final floor, NOW IT’S TIME TO GET BURIED!

MissingNO:
The true killer king has arrived to bring your demise
No one will be Missing you when I make you all die
Your pants you'll be shitting when MissingNO's spitting
These lyrics were written in the blood that's dripping
from your quitting barely-living head since I'm hitting and ripping
There's MissingNO way you'll win versus this verbal ass kicking
Time's ticking and ticking and I'm winning and grinning
I'm the glitching killing forbidden beginning of your spine splitting!

Strangled Red:
I have no reason to be here, but I'll take you all down anyways!
You guys thinking you're the best has driven me even more crazed!
In a world that cheated me, why should I play fair?
Just like me when Miki died, you'll all be driven to despair!
I'll kill you all!  I'm going to do it!  You don't wanna know what's going in my mind.
This win is MINE!  Your guys' victory is something you can't find!
Nothing can be saved now, prepare your necks!  I'll strangle you all, there won't be a reset!
When you step up to me, you'll end up dead!  With the last thing you see is the color of red!

White Hand:
I can’t believe that you all think you understand
you’re nothing, but at least now you’re in my hand
Crashing through this battle, rapping till you all faint from this happening
Taking over game, cuz your bodies aren’t the only thing I’m “hacking”
trust me, you’ll be Missing, with No one to find the remains
All of you fighting for supremacy, but you’re all rapping the same
Make all the noises you want, it’ll prove to be futile
When I rip you into pieces you’ll know I made this battle “BRUTAL”

Hypno’s Lullaby:
Come with me little children, safe and happy you all be
As you Rest in your beds and I devour all your dreams
Don’t cry, it’s fine, Hypno wouldn’t hurt a fly
Fortunately all of you are non-invertebrate slime
I gotta hand it to you, White, you at least proved you aren’t the worst
Because MissingNO blowed for every second of his verse
Hypno lied to you all, sorry, now you’re all dead and done
Stay with me forever, we’ll have so much fun!

Lavender Town Syndrome:
Come and listen to my song, I’ll make all your ears bleed
You’ll all be suicidal in this battle, don’t believe me? 
Step out of the cave, into the town and feel my power. 
More fearsome than the ghost Marowak who haunts the tower
Any child who plays me, will end up being dead and severed
I’ll corrupt all of you, showing you who should be feared!
You think you’re scary, I got zombie Pokemon on my side!
Challenging me to a battle, better get ready to hide!

Ash’s Coma:
I leave my home, start my journey all alone and 
no.. NO! i’ll leave YOU all in a coma!
Your theories aren’t eerie, they’re etherial diseases
I’m the leader, and I’ll turn you into ash for your treason
my vision’s blurry, i can’t see
i thought we were all a team, maybe this is all a dream, 
your existence is fiction, you rather hurt than feel hurting
Time to show you what I’ve learned on my pokemon journey!

Stage 1: strike you with the bolt of lightning in my pocket
Stage 2: ignite your fires and blast you like Team Rocket
Stage 3: water gun you down with flows you can’t test
Stage 4: make new friends and become the very best!

if this is all in my head, sprawled on a hospital bed
i’m forever in debt to recycle the R.E.M. 
Come on! you pasta peoples can’t quite catch up!
Well, this battle is done, so let me pull the plug!

Pokepasta Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #15.

Finally

JMBRaps as Squidward
WoodenHornets as Benson
Frenzy as Mordecai 
Anthony as Rigby 
Skeep as Spongebob
SuperThingsOnCups as Patrick
Zack as Announcer 

Benson:
I’m past passing the salt when a battle’s on the table
Burning you harder than your cooking when I diss the distasteful
I’m killin’ you on this mic; you’ll finally meet your Hopes and Dreams
I’ve seen you more fired up when you were pistachio ice cream!
Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost’s show’s support is out of life
Cause I’m steppin’ on you like it was the beach or you’re on Strike
What I spit shocks; Rigby! My verse’s wiring is faulty (ugghhh)
You reside in the ocean, it’s no wonder you’re salty

Squidward:
I drive a cheap bargain for a Naive Man From Lolliland
Cause with a Jinx, you flip worth being thrifted or thrown a trash can
Try to Think Positive, because you’re just sore from losin’
But you still happen to be a bigger douche than Susan
I like to shatter glass-domed slackers when I see ‘em!
You’re trippin’ on your own gumballs; 2 in the AM PM
Kit to gumball machines: leave them in a one-fifty Piece
Please just leave so I can play my Clarinet in peace

Benson:
Quit slacking on these beats, pinocchio

Mordecai:
Yeah chill out, dude

Benson:
Mordecai can’t compare when it comes to your rude attitude 
You’re a suck-up, kissed a Krab’s butt; makes me wonder why I bother
In this ‘Fiasco!’; I bring ‘The Power’ to blow a Squid Out of Water
I spit it hotter, your whole verse was dragged-on like a Golf Cart
You’re like the Dali of the deep sea if he’d sucked at making art!
Let me ‘Rap it Up’ here, lyrical structure’s what you require
Serving burns to roast Smoked Calamari because you’re fired!

Squidward:
...Still here? I’d thought you beat it and hit on your drums
I kick a Squid outta my House if he doesn’t take my Fancy-son
The only thing you’d rock is banding with Pat like Krabs for a buck
SPONGEBOB! He wants to be served, Grilled Cheese Deluxe
(ARGH!) This Cheezers sleazeball is making me go bananas
When I Say That Word, he’s lost his hair or battle to bandanas
You’re more full of McFluff than one of your cats on the internet
Your ugly mug’s the World’s Best Boss at Most Likely Sucking Eggs

Squidward vs Benson. Season 3, Wave 1

Mathew Swift as Rick Sanchez
F00Pz as Bender Bending Rodriquez

Rick:
So retarded C-3PO really wants to fucking fight? 
Either I’m tripping or I didn’t kill all those parasites 
I’ll pay for your assassination then slip you the bill 
You won’t be the first of Groening’s characters I’ve killed 

Morty:
Gee, I don’t know about this Rick

Rick:
M-Morty, he’s a robot;
We could have his screws loose before he shows us what he’s got 
There’s millions of galaxies in infinite realities
In each and every one, your show remains a fucking tragedy

Bender: 
I can easily bend this crackpot and his little twerp,
Then I’d spit more fire than you, with one burp 
Running you over when I become a Were-car
You like to prison break? You won’t escape these bars, 
Invent a way of mastering flows, I’m the main ingredient 
Keep rapping Farnsworth, you’re making my win easier,
Tho’ when capping a pan-sexual, I think I oughta pass 
Cuz I know you’d do more than bite my shiny metal ass

Rick:
You’re not a fembot anymore, so why is sucking still your motto?
Dating Calculon like “Domo arigato Ms. Roboto "
A glitch prick hitched to sexbots more than Morty is 
Turns out your ass percentage is w-wayyy above 40 BITCH! 
I outsmarted the devil; 3 numbers have you in pieces 
Jerry the robot? *Burp* the other Rick’s have to see this
I’ll bring a battery-verse of hurt; that, you can count on
So crawl back into the factory that you were shat out of

Bender:
I'm belching up rhymes to burn this doc until he's brown
Send him Back to the Future- where I wear the crown,
Bender is the greatest, that’s the way the news goes,
I’ll kill all humans and leave rapping to the robos
You must be more drunk than the flask you’re mixin’
Even more of a douchebag, than President Nixon
Gonna make your mind blown, like your improvised youth,
I’m off to make my way back in a suicide booth 

Rick:
Attempted Suicide? Already ticked that off the checklist 

Bender:
Get bent then; instead I’ll chug a beer and forget this 

Rick:
Maybe you aren’t such a Redgrin Grumble after all 

Bender:
I have no idea what that means but-

Both:
l-l-LICK MY BALLS

Written by Red, R the Writer, Legion, Truth, Walk, Mathew Swift, Vladimyr P, Adroitwhiz, Skeep and Fle

Rick vs Bender. Season 3, Wave 1

Cover Art by Jay
Written by Fel, Eddiefrb and Freshy Kanal
Mixed by Fel
Beat by Defstarz

Fel as Mr. Burns
Seth W. as Donald Trump

Donald Trump:
I’m building my rap structure, and It’s gonna be huge 
I’ll Alienate an Alien when I deport this yellow jew 
If you’re messing with the president, you’re gonna get sued 
Don’t believe Ebeneezer, he’s old news and Fake News
Believe me, you know I’ll Trump this pasty flamingo 
Cause’ I’m a businessman, I know a thing or two ‘bout inflow 
I love the gays; the best kind of people, trust me
And, I’m all for gay rights, but you and Smithers?  Disgusting 
They’re inferior, weak and reckless, I’m Syria-s.
I do not negotiate with T-Rexes. Period. 
You’re fired; the people want a new show (You’ve ended!)
We’re. going. .to. build. your. tombstone. (Tremendous) 

Mr Burns:
Smithers! Who is this orange buffoon; he’s a nuisance (wrong)
Surely he’s the result of my power plant’s pollution (wrong)
To think he’d knock me with those tiny things, he must be crazy 
And I won’t fall victim to even more shots from a cry-baby 
Don’t look at me like I’m some kind of billionaire Monster 
It looks to me like you would benefit from my sun blocker
Like your tax returns, boy, this fight you should avoid
My threats are less empty than my wallet; you’ll get destroyed

Trump:
This man is so-

Burns:
Hit you with the bill your immigrant deep throated  
Stock so much wood for your daughter, you’re a Home De-Potus 
I won’t need treatment when I’m sicker than this CEO is 
Who runs a population of chums who wish that they re-voted


Trump:
Actually, you al-

Burns:
You’re good on the Mike when you're mounting Pence
Becoming president precedented descent of all your cents
I don’t need the hounds; I’ll release some governing words
The climate's changed in this battle; Montgomery Burns

Trump:
You loser! You can barely walk while I’m running a country! < Shout this 
I’ll bet you a small loan you had your verse written by monkeys 
You can’t argue with the numbers, Charles; right now they’re looking excellent
So good at winning, even your show knew that I’d be president

Donald Trump vs. Mr. Burns - Bonus Battle

Fel as Norman Bates' Voice 
Zawesome as Norman Bates' Video
Swedely as Jack Torrance's Voice
PeppyPigeon as Jack Torrance's Video
Freshy Kanal & Fel as Norma Bates' Voice

Written by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat produced by:
Freshy Kanal & VinnyO

Chiseled by:
Jason, Adroit and Vriska

Mixed & Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Thumbnail by:
Fel 

Lyrics:

Norman Bates: 
Would you mind not throwing a fit in my business?
With that grimace you don’t lay a welcome mat, from what I’ve witnessed
I’ve known some shitty role models, your obsession brought your slaughter
Now I’ll make this the part 2 of ridding frantic frivolous fathers
So Kubrick screwed his train of thought, and cooked a different mad plot
Now the author of this author is flooding his floors with bad blood.
My footsteps are what my plan brought, with all the friends that I have lost
While your path froze your guts to death--I’ll check you in as Jack Frost.



Jack Torrance: 
A child and his mother, I corrected the disturbance 
Now they send me both cases within one goddamn person
It’s a burden, but I guess I’m gonna have to let the storm in
You dropped the ball on the carpet? Then fucking play with me, Norman!
This spineless biased child will bring the crisis I’m divining.
It only takes a lifeless mind to give your mindless life a Shining
I’ll flip you and your “stab-me-daddy-slapstick-gist”
Your spirit’s like: “Keep calm and pass the buck to mommy, she can handle this”
You’re simply full of lust, I know it makes you feel so ill
Still don’t have the guts to face it so you take them out your roadkill.
Now you perfectly replicate what you pin on your walls
An empty, anxious, little bitch that ripped his soul with what he caused
 
Norman and Norma Bates: 
Mother, what’s the plan? Pierce this Jackoff ‘till the game’s won
No need for reversed writing to know Torrance is getting REDRUM’d
You play with your work but who’s feeling disturbed? Think of more than one sentence and write it
Are you finally willing to fight and confront or did I get a dull boy excited
I know it’s not my place to get involved in, but you got nothing but your avarice and despair evolving
‘Til your only belief in everything you ever made is that the bottles you empty are gonna solve it
And packing a weapon? Listen up, I know this whole feeling is filling your guilt
But you showered in self deprecation and went to get stabbed by the story you built
You crafted your own trial, dropped out full of wrath and envy
The labyrinth was the game, but Player One wasn’t Ready.

Jack Torrance: 
You keep your basement locked after silencing mommy?
There won’t be secrets behind closed doors when Here’s Johnny!
Where’s the light of your life? You’re turning your home to hell
Peep so many holes in the wall, call it Mastur-Bate’s Motel
Your mom wrecked social contact within the feminine context.
I mean how’s dinner with her corpse and your oedipus complex?
It doesn’t matter who you mess with, you’ll stay obsessed and desperate
Your mind is your own maze and you will never find the exit

Norman Bates vs. Jack Torrance - Rap Battle!

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin. CMRB

VIDEO RELEASE OCTOBER 31st 3PM EST

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Azia as Marionette
Eddiefrb as Phone Guy (cameo)

Salad Fingers:
Hello..
They call me Salad Fingers - a mad distinguished chap
And i’m not ‘bout to Give Gifts with how I spit in rap
So come into my kitchen - there’s a fish in the back
Grill ya like Afton so that this kid cannot spring her trap
You’re not scary or special
Scott is more scared of his perilous schedule
Cranking out games just to carry a threshold
Milks you so hard, call you Marionettles
*deep breath* it’s not often that greed’ll
Turn a christian to a conman to shoppers 
but a deal was offered and Cawthon agreed
And then suddenly, POP! went your weasels, it’s awful
You’re such a tryhard, pleasuring off of fright caused
I’d say that you might want some therapy with your
Silly little wind bar making the player’s lives hard
and baiting out the nightguard like a Jeremy Fischer
On Firth impression honestly i’m not that threatened
Not to mention all that poppycock of your story’s connection
Led on and left gone by the retconned wrecked plot that Scott invented 
He left his audience guessing and let you rot in suspension

Phone Guy:
Hello, hello? You’re… Mr. Fingers, right?
You dodged out of the Great War... so it seems this is your first fight
I’ll give you a few pointers, so just keep sittin’ tight
But watch your back! ‘Cuz like FNaF 1 -

Marionette:
-I’m killin’ the Mike. *FNaF2 Jumpscare sound*
I’m hoppin’ out the box and crawlin’ down the halls
A monster on the prowl to hunt you down so best turn off your power, kid
Keep talkin’ out your ass, I’d call ya Salad Tosser
What’s a little tacky gross out horror to the modern internet’s jumpscare king
It sounds like you’re only rated R with an ASM in front of it
I would tell you to “stuff it” but judging from your head and limbs
That’s my job, this pathetic wimp’s a living Endoskeleton
A manic that’s as barren and disheveled as his residence
Who’s lame show caused less trauma than the Bite of 87 did
Lyrics or content, i’ve got the better flow - quit dropping bars and drop a new episode
Call it 4/20 cuz your leaves are getting smoked - you’re the crouton of the internet’s salad bowl
All of that Flash Animation is blinding poor David to proper showrunning ways
Got us all waiting for Episode 12 like “tomorrow is another day”


Salad Fingers:
Quit giving’ gifts to little kids and give some life to your withered disses
Come join my other friends, Puppet, I’m wicked with ventriloquism
You couldn’t police me with your whole database technology
Your rapping’s rusty… for once I hope it doesn’t rub off on me
The bars I write ought to hit, but it seems you’re the opposite
I suppose it’s no surprise that Lefty is non-dominant
And I would say your soul’s less free than if this puppet was a sock
You’re just another broken shard that I will lock back in their box

Marionette:
Your familial trauma left scars more than a mask covers
The sands of time won’t smooth out all the horrors of Glass Brother
Were poor in the past, and now have no porridge to pass mother
No drawer’s there to patch that now a flesh boy is all that loves ya
This lunatic is more crooked than his back and it’s strange that you’d even hop upon a track to spit
But it seems that your flow is just another inanimate object that you’re interacting with
You’re detached from reality and this battle was your last chance
So try to mend your relationships, but SAVE THEM - you can’t.


Directed by Eddiefrb
Written by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental prod. by Anywaywell and Freshy Kanal
Salad Fingers Illustrated by CyanCoat

Salad Fingers vs Marionette - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

@simplyrazzy as the Brain
@littlesecks as Pinky
TheSuperPlushyBros as Zim
@adroit_whiz as GIR

Pinky and the Brain:
Egad—cut the script short, Pinky, for we’re not quite alone
Oh geez, Brain! Indeed we are, but it appears Nick’s spliced some clones
They’ve made off with our schtick and their next stop’s my rightful throne
So before we conquer the world, we must take over the microphone!

Zim and Gir:
You’re the perfect parts for our Dark Harvest, judging from your names
Just one teeny-tiny little question: um, which one’s the brain?
Hey, wait a sec! They’re identical! Both simple-minded vermin
“one is a genius”—ha! Should’ve expected lies from earthlings
Even with the dated pop references you’re jamming in
your show’s plots are worse than yours—no one’s pondering what you’re pandering
Aww, Zim, they’re so cute! Can we keep these little rodents?
GIR, focus! That’d be hopeless, when we’ve already owned them

Pinky and the Brain:
You became a role model for pre-teens, acting quite moronic
but despite your many issues you're forgotten— like your comic!
With your products all rotting on the shelves of Hot Topic
Both your network and the Tallest made it clear you’re not wanted
Ironic that viewing your show is vomit-inducing
When your episodes all center around bodily fluids
Oi--he oughta vamoose quick if that’s the only flow he’s got
Seems he’s throwing up L’s; no wonder he’s green always—NARF!

Zim:
AGH! I’m immune to lice, but my head can’t stand your verbal tics
Though you’re correct—on the microphone, I am assuredly sick
Forsaken? No, we’ve taken over! Our names spread like a virus!
Our network’s revived us, while you got left with Elmyra

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