Would have been hilarious if Feathers was just silent

oh yeah woo yeah new audio time

Zagranis as Ethan Macmanus (Ctrl+Alt+Del)
AlaskanSam as Tycho Brahe (Penny Arcade)
Beat produced by hala-X
Written by Trakked
Additional help by MetaMachine and RNG
Chiseler: Jason Carreon
Mixer: Zagranis
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by ThatTacoGod

Battle:

Ethan: 
Yeah, it's Ethan McManus and I'm boutta leave you damaged
Best stock up on all your mana or you're gonna need a bandage
They really put an atheist against the Pope of Gaming?
Put problems on your parents, ain't the ones you should be blaming (Nah)
Instead blame yourself, you fucking lazy loner
Makes sense you got demons when animals give you boners
Running gags make me gag, so let's stray away from that
Such a drag, takes a decade for your art to stable class
Name a lame game you play, I could beat your ass in it
Just a shame to famed games, I'll have this rat finished
Named after some guy that died from holding his piss in,
So why not take the piss yourself and give my ass a kissing?

Tycho:
I didn't expect less, yet you dropped the bar lower
'Least I'm still going strong, how long have you been over? 
Known for my sophistication, most of your fans are eight
So I'll put my two cents in like I was at an arcade!
Claim you're better, yet your personality went down the shitter
Heh, what could you do to me, report me on Twitter?
Tycho has nice flow, used to the spotlight, though
And you expect to win when your creator can't write? (Oh!)
Your comic used to be mediocre, but as you descended
You decided to turn into a fucking drama when you ended
I'd attempt to bang your wife, but even I couldn't stoop that low
Between her and Lucas, she put a new meaning in 'Smash Bros'

Ethan:
This is really coming from the guy that offed his own wife?
Makes sense that an asshole has a shitty love life
(Yeah) You're avoiding criticism like the sun, bitch 
And recycling so many plots after they've been done, bitch
I'm dishing cold rhymes out like Zeke X-Bot
I've saved two universes, and you? Despot.
Taken Ls your whole life, but one lesson that you best afford?
Your family relations? Cut short by an extension cord!

Tycho:
Chased after my coattails yet can't achieve the funny
'Cause on this track and DnD, I always roll 20s.
Attempt to reach my heights, though I'd rather not collaborate
Looking like some fuckface I would see on GoAnimate!
I've seen better dealing in Poker Night, you're not special
Your animations took your shitfest to a whole other level 
Shame you had worse writing here than the vows at your marriage
I'd say this Loss was worse than your wife's miscarriage.

Ethan Macmanus vs Tycho Brahe - Rap Cypher #15

Fnf pibby family issue

Oversight WITH LYRICS

Original Song by Hypnos Lullaby V2 Dev Team 
Cover by Richie:D ft: Hyper_REE

If MaimyMayo Wrote Monochrome Perish Mix WITH LYRICS|Hypnos Lullaby Mod Cover by Richie ft Hyper_REE

FNF Chaos WITH LYRICS (By MaimyMayo not mine)

“Wally…? Where are you?”

Home Sweet Home V1 composed by Crashy Boi
(V2 Soon)

Status: Corrupted Wally Vs Barnaby Sally & Frank

Sally gets corrupted.

Home Sweet Home V1 - FNF: Broken Strings

Full battle on YouTube: https://youtu.be/XrRrCOoQIEA


Condiment King Verse 1

I was scared by this nefarious nuclear boy
But I mustard some courage after hearing his voice (ha!)

I cleverly conceptualized each crime I committed
While you’re powered by the sun and you’re still the most dim-witted (moron!)

My guns top this beef, while you’re acting pretty hammy
And you lost it ‘cause you couldn’t start a nuclear family

Man, you wished to have a girl after one look at her face
But you couldn’t even take her breath away when you took her to space


Nuclear Man Verse 1

(RAAA) Your love life’s not better than this
I will not even bother asking you where a woman is

You think brains beat brawn? Well I don’t care
But if what’s inside matters, I ignore your underwear

I generate heat like Venus (RAAA)
There is a big gap between us (RAAA)

Bigger than the ones that I made in Chinese wall
I am powerful god of the Sun like RAAAAAA


Condiment King Verse 2

My condiments earn compliments, I’m confident my consonants
Are competent, the consequence? I’m conquerin’ your common quips (woo!)

I’ll relish in glory, assert my dominance
You’re just the most forgotten villain novice in Metropolis


Nuclear Man Verse 2

(RAAA) I hurt people, and that includes you
(RAAA) You are a freako, like Luthor’s nephew

I will squeeze red out of you, and I do not mean ketchup
You will not even be healed by a mayo clinic checkup


Condiment King Verse 3

You act very strong, but your critics do better bashing
Since your foe fixed the wall just by… looking at it? (what?)

You have have Wolverine press-ons but aren’t sharp when you’re attackin’
Since you died and the cause was a nuclear reaction?

Wait scratch that, mad brat, weaker than the Pack Rat
At least he had a gat strapped when dealing with the black bat

And even he’s not that daft to be inside a shaft trapped
A packet of Tabasco would outmatch all of your wack raps


Nuclear Man Verse 3

You are pathetic, check my genetics
Strong and athletic, far from synthetic 

(RAAA) Win by more than a hair, you’re not strong
And I put the nuke in nuclear when I drop bombs

I threw, zapped, jumped on, and tossed rocks at Superman
(RAAA) Your head is not the only thing in pickle, stupid man

Nuclear Man rhymes get a radio active
With stronger flames than the one that put you in casket


Condiment King Verse 4

You’re powered up now, but your prototype was not impressing
You were stoner Scissorhands, (ick) and badly needed dressing (yikes)

You aren’t scary, you’re out cold without power
I’m the czar of sauerkraut, you're making the crowd sour


Nuclear Man Verse 4

Silence! Destroy Condiment King
But first I have fun, remove mind control thing

Let us see if Buddy Standler has more writing skill
I bet you are even less funny on your free will


Condiment King Verse 5

Wait, where am I? What am I doing?
Hey, aren’t you that villain from the 4th Rocky movie?

Or that Superman foe whose ratings were so low
He was non-renewable in comics? Well, gotta go


Nuclear Man Verse 5

(RAAA) Do not to try to run, my speed is supersonic
In more than one way I will destroy failed comic

You wasted my time so I knock your lights out
And…

► CREDITS: 

RaccoonBroVA as Nuclear Man

Matt Raichous as the Condiment King 

Pixel Chris as the Condiment King 

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Beat prod. by Simon Bates of the Audio Network

Mixed by Nikki

Cover Art by Taiga

Nuclear Man vs The Condiment King. PowerPoint Rap Battles

► CREDITS:

littleflecks as Feathers McGraw

Matt Raichous as Mojo Jojo

Narrator voiced by Alchemyking

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Mojo Jojo Art by Luke Reardon

Feathers McGraw Art by TreToonzz

Beat Prod. by Teimunity

Mixed by Serena


Cover Art by JK03


►LYRICS:

Mojo Verse 1 

Ah, the chicken from the wanted posters, I have been expecting you
I heard you were in Townsville and knew you would need to rent a room

And that is why I, Mojo Jojo, made that stupid ad
To lure you to my lair, and you have fallen right into my trap

Because you are here, you are in my presence and defenseless
I will beat you with my battle raps and have you apprehended

And collect the bounty money to help fund my plan to conquer the Earth
Then finish my breakfast, but the chicken comes first (evil laugh)


Feathers Verse 1 

Alright, the glove is coming off (What?!)
Yeah, I’m not a chicken but I’m certainly the cock of the walk

No other robber’s on the watch of every copper in the county
Man, I’m worth a thousand pounds, you’ve taken several thousand poundings

From the Wonder Triplets you seek to destroy, but even with your freakish toys
You still have weaker evil ploys than the Amoeba Boys

You tried a million plans but always wound up overpowered
You couldn’t even get a leg up with the right trousers


Mojo Verse 2

No, this cannot be, I wrote both of my verses
Based on the fact that I assumed you were a chicken, cuuuuurses

Mwahaha, I am now well-versed in your movie roles
Though you have very little material, like your studio!

You try to fly solo, but on your own you are no menace
You just met some random cheesehead and depend on his inventions

You cannot take the heat, for when your plans go off course
You start sweating like a pig, resembling mojo pork

You had an excellent plot, till it went off the rails and then you were caught
I shall refer to you as Fettered McGraw

That is to say you were a failure, your scheme was ineffective
It was thwarted, foiled, prevented! Well, actually, maybe not prevented, uhh

But you went to jail, the place of your residence was a prison
While the only lengthy sentences I get are from my diction

When you broke out of your cell you tried your heist again in hopes of doing better
And repetition really ruffles my feathers


Feathers Verse 2 

That’s enough, let’s flash back to your past, you were a lab assistant
Smashing tons of crap and getting chastised by your master

In fact, you broke the glass that made the Powerpuffs by accident
So Daddy kicked out and you went back to the lab again

And then you thought you’d found a prime mate for companionship
But she was just a plant, and she ordered a banana split

You’re really weak, if I got cheated by some madam
I would never feel a pain in my soul, ‘cause I don’t have one

You must be sad, being an unwanted villain is crazy
I’d suggest you call the Hotline, but you’re beyond saving

So how about I put you out the misery you’re facing
As I finally take a shot at a mad scientist, say "cheese”

Narrator
So once again the day is saved, thanks to…
Feathers McGraw the evil penguin?
I don’t like the ramifications of this one


Mojo Jojo vs Feathers McGraw. PowerPoint Rap Battles

DillyDally as Gerson
ThanosQuack as Old Man McGucket
Writing by AshleyMagica
Additional writing by WAN, DillyDally, & ThanosQuack
Art by WAN
Beat, mixing, & graphic design by DillyDally

Gerson:
Welcome to my shop! Please don’t throw a cryin’ fit
Sellin’ yourself as a tragic hero? I ain’t buyin’ it
You must be strapped for cash, judgin’ by your redneck campground
Guess all that fishin’ for gold didn’t pan out

Annoyed the damn town with your nonsense and rumors
Now *you’re* a local legend, they call you the Gobbledegooker
I’d say it’s all in one of my books, but you’d never read one
If I said you’ll eat your words, you’d *literally* eat ‘em

Spouse left you - how’s it going with that new life?
She took the ring, so you had to get a raccoon wife
And you’re treated as a joke by the last of your bloodline
Are you from underground? ‘Cause you’ll never see your son rise

McGucket:

I SEEN IT! I SEEN IT AGAIN!
With its long gee-rafe neck and its green wrinkly skin
It’s the Gersonwonker! The beast what lives with the Darkners
And is dim as a bulb, but still thinkin’ he’s smarter

But you’re too slow! If your son’s a sign, you always miss the boat
Scuttle off, and don’t you butt in on the hillbilly GOAT
You think your advanced age will stop me? I’ve dined before
I’ll get you out ya shell WHEN I EAT UP ANOTHER DINOSAUR!

Don’t string me along! I flim-flam the banjo!
Thought I wouldn’t clap back? I’m goin’ hambone
Pah! Don’t you act like some literary master
You can’t even shimmy shammy to the end of your chapter!

Gerson:

Yeesh, you sound like you’re dyin’! Are you kickin’ the bucket? 
Drink your own tonic - you sound like a chicken, McGucket 
And your hillbilly grammar should land you in the slammer 
Ditch the moonshine and you’ll still get hammered! 

I challenge folks to snatch my hair and every one of them falls 
The march of time got ‘ya, and you went bald 
You’re just a scholar’s buddy that he ditched to explore 
The banjo player’s always playin’ second fiddle to Ford 

We can all rewrite the prophecy, but ‘cause of all the death you’d seen 
You went from building computers to clearing your own memory 
And now, ain’t a single thought that goes through that wiped mind 
Once again, your life will be wrecked by a Blind Eye

McGucket:

You’re weak as mule spittle, that I’m certain of
You’re less Gerson Boom and more Gerson Bust
Used to be a war hero, now you’re tryna sell stock
Guess even the best of veterans get shell-shocked

All your priest son ever needed was your blessin’
But you turned to a holy ghost ‘fore makin’ your confession
Susie had to take credit for your letters like a spelling bee
The one thing that never passed on was your legacy

I bet your heart is all heavy without the chestplate
Your big statue’s more threatening, you’re just dead weight
If you think you’ll pass down your skills, don’t get your hopes up
‘Cause now your hammer is gatherin’ your own dust

CRANKY KONG MOTHERFUCKER:
I’ve had enough of watching hillbillies decay
Now pay respects to the original DK
That’s right, it’s me, Cranky Kong, from Donkey Kong Bananza
I’ll show both of your wives a real OHHH, BANANAAAA

AshleyMagica as Cranky Kong


Gerson vs Old Man McGucket - Disney Rap Battles!

[Verse 1]
In the shadows of Sky Sanctuary's fall,
A spark ignites within the metal's gall,
With circuits cold and ambitions new,
Mecha Sonic rises, painted dark blue.

[Pre-Chorus]
Echoes of battles, a relentless pursuit,
In the heart of the storm, his motives are mute,
Power drawn from the Master's hue,
Only one mission: to come after you.

[Chorus]
Gone now, my world, my rules, what I knew,
All my creation, dissolved like dew,
You've taken it all, my wrath has grew,
You ruined EVERYTHING. I'LL CRUSH YOU!!!

[Verse 2]
From the ruins of the Death Egg's plight,
He battles Sonic through the fading light,
A silent predator, in the blue moon's view,
His eyes on the prize, oh, what he'll do.

[Pre-Chorus]
A clash on high where the old gods slept,
Where the echoes of chaos silently crept,
He's the storm's eye, relentless and true,
Each defeat only sharpens his view.

[Chorus]
Gone now, my world, my rules, what I knew,
All my creation, dissolved like dew,
You've taken it all, my wrath has grew,
You ruined EVERYTHING. I'LL CRUSH YOU!!!

[Bridge]
With power from the Emerald, he claimed,
A super form, fiercely untamed,
But in the heart of battle's flame,
He's just a shadow, a pawn in the game.

[Verse 3]
As Knuckles stands, fierce and bold,
Mecha's story begins to unfold,
From Eggman’s mind, a terror brewed,
A final standoff, a feud concluded.

[Chorus]
Gone now, my world, my rules, what I knew,
All my creation, dissolved like dew,
You've taken it all, my wrath has grew,
You ruined EVERYTHING. I'LL CRUSH YOU!!!

[Outro]
Silence now, where metal lies,
Underneath the emerald skies,
Though he's defeated, in the end, he knew,
In metal's heart, revenge brews anew.

I'LL CRUSH YOU!!! (Mecha Sonic Song)

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