this is fucking great, I love the way you reformated the middle verses

Yep. Happy 5 year anniversary of TRBoCS. :D

Nice Peter as Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
EpicLLOYD as The Boss Baby

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
FUYUHIKO KUZURYU 
VS
THE BOSS BABY
BEGIN!

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu (0:16):
Name’s Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, bitch, I’m a fucking gangster
True yakuza, shoot right through ya, you’re in fucking danger
This shithead’s met a dead end
Now I’m taking you to school, call it TedEd
Ain’t here to change your Pampies, I’ll get to dropping bodies
‘Cause when it comes to nannies, I’m more like fuckin Maki
Your work ethic is just something I can’t admire 
Sucking up to higher ups like they’re your damn pacifier 
Junko forced our whole class to watch Chiaki’s death and
It still brought less despair than your original on Netflix
I’m more stone-faced than fuckin Munakata
So drop the Poker Face, Lady Googoogaga 
Or I’ll drop a diss right on top a bitch
And like your Oscar win, I’m fuckin robbing this

The Boss Baby (0:52):
Ooh, would you look at that, it’s the scary Danganronpa man
Get real, they have a subdivision in Baby Corp. dedicated to all your fans
Each of your games is built from the same model
Franchise so formulaic, it’d fit in my dang bottle
The moment that I popped in the womb, baby I balled in it
I’ll win by more than a hair, kid, I’mma Baldwin it
Bring your whole clan and let’s get down to business
Yea, the company I’m reppin’s used to putting down bitches
Stacking layers of dough, dine on high class placenta
Rock Armani drip, leaving you dripping magenta 
Slim Shady with an eyepatch won’t be a challenge
Dressing like a pirate Gomez Addams
I won’t be forgiving your horrible temper 
‘Cause I’m more heavy metal than your choice of a weapon
So don’t get too close when you’re stepping
I’m the B-O-S-S, feel no stress, best hold your defenses
And your trashy written love story arc left you killed, bro
Seems Peko left you with Twilight Syndrome
And, uhhhh, while you were bearing all the pain and trauma with the abrasions caused from all your time as head of the yakuza
Well, uhhhh, I took your baby mama Pekoyama, showed her where babies come from, put her to rest harder than Monokuma

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu (1:45):
Talk about Peko like that again and I’ll gnash your fuckin teeth in
Let’s see how much you wanna talk shit when I put my damn feet in this fetus, I’ll leave him defeated
And dropped on a doorstep, and once I render you an orphan
How about I do what your parents should’ve and make this track your abortion (Brrrraaaahhh)
This is one tape you’ll wish never gets played back, son
You’re getting milked so hard, no wonder Francis can’t stand ya
I dodged a bullet, got my death swapped, case 3, pre-production
Your film dodged a bullet dropping Spacey before he touched it
My kin taught me discipline, you got spoiled and pampered
I’d beat the shit jokes out ya, little kid, just to teach ya some manners
I guess I’m just too old to get your appeal, sorry
But you scream disaster more than a gender reveal party 

The Boss Baby (2:19):
I’m trying to wrap my head around you, but I can’t tell which carries more weight
Your shoulders from all your losses or… the swimsuit that caved your sister’s face (What?)
God damn Baby Numbnuts, how about you stop your whining
Your lyrics are just nonsense: Jabberwocky Island
I’d take out your last eye, but you’re already so blind (Ay ay ay ay)
While I’m a bad baby, so catch me outside (Ay ay ay ay)
Quit talking to me or you oughta get beat
Get blown off of the scene like it’s Nagito’s dreams
I’m so fly and I’m killing this mic
So watch this blackened bird leave you dead in the night 

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

Mixing/Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Anywaywell
Cover Art by Rabi

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu vs The Boss Baby. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

lol this was written so long ago that it really doesn't hold up much anymore, thus that, along with the discontinuation of cmrb as a whole, meant that it just wasn't worth finishing. Also, Peridot and Bill's vocals were recorded by me and were acted as demos for when we found the perfect cast, which we... never did..... so enjoy my horrible take on Bill Cipher.  

here's the doc though:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HuzgtbzB4YreDTCjEs1iEUQCIYsRT5LAJ8wGeR5oaPM/edit?usp=sharing

(SCRAPPED) Bill vs Peridot REMAKE

This is the last danganronpa battle I swear
MetagrossMatt as Ryoma Hoshi
Swoldow as Whitty
Beat produced by LifeelBeatsVNZL
Written by Trakked, Mason the Nation
Additional help by Dani Frias, ENNWAY
Mixed by Light, Trakked (sound effects)
Thumbnail by Jordy
Art by KCToons

Battle:
Whitty:
Oh. I don't want to do this again, kid.
I wanna be left alone, so make like your rep and end it.
(Ugh) You can't befriend shit, so let this be a lesson
You don't know who you're messin', do me a favor and get bent, bitch!
'Least people actually like me, so take your fake cig and bite me 
You're even shorter than the other kid that tried to fight me

Ryoma:
With that bomb head, I’d think you're skilled at trading blows
But nope, you've just shown that you still have a ways to go.
I'd much rather stay away from a shady dude like you 
But it doesn't take Kade to know ya got some screws loose
Abandoned as a child; and while I can sympathize,
At least I don't go around wishing for some guy's demise
Running away from your problems won't help you in the long run, kid
Must've gone Over your Head, though, actin' all tough like a punk kid
I've had enough of this glutton, you're pushing my buttons, got nothing, no substance, not even a line
End with a concussion when I'm busting rhymes, breaking your background like your fragile mind
I've seen better in Gumball, and since you claim that you rock,
I doubt you could run that lip with steel balls hitting your fuse box

Whitty:
...Don't make me do this. You're fucking nuts.
If you think you're gonna kill me then you're shit out of luck
(*drops mic, ballistic mode*)
REALITY RIPS AT ITS SEAMS, IF YOU REALLY WANNA CHALLENGE ME 
THEN STOP SPITTING YOUR FALLACIES, YOU FUCKING LAME-ASS TRAVESTY
IT'S SAD TO SEE YOUR POTENTIAL GONE; SCRAPPED BY THE ONES WHO MADE YOU
GO DROWN FROM THIS FLOW AND CRACK LIKE MY PSYCHE WHEN I BREAK YOU
CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND THE FILTH THAT MADE YOU
CALL THIS BATTLE KILLER TENNIS 'CAUSE I FUCKING PLAYED YOU 
GO DIE IN A DITCH, LITTLE BITCH, MAKING NO SENSE LIKE YOUR PITCH
MUST'VE HAD HELP FROM THE WITCH IF YOU THINK YOU'LL BEAT THIS GLITCH
DISAPPEARED LIKE YOUR WILL TO LIVE; BEFORE I GO BACK TO THE METRO, 
I'LL GIVE A TIP TO THE MAFIA AND SEND YOU RIGHT BACK TO DEATH ROW

Ryoma:
Seen my fair share of psychopaths, but jeez, cool your jets, kid
Name speaks for itself, go take these bars and get arrested
Not even Kirumi can clean up your graphing and anti-mashing
Took down mafia, I can surely dropshot your unstable rapping
The spotlight's far from reach for you; I hope by now you've learned
Now you can join me in being a shell of what we once were.

Ryoma Hoshi vs Whitty - Rap Cypher #22

Welcome to the final RBA of the month! In this explosive finale we have Bowser Jr. going up against Gideon Graves!

Kamren The Person as Gideon Graves
Snakebite126 as Bowser Jr,
Written by Serena
Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Special thanks to UBERocity

Gideon Graves:
Now I would never kill a child, aw who am I kidding
It’s gonna be a murder scene by the time I’m done spitting
Wanna be an adult? Well welcome to the club
Daddy won’t be able to protect you this time bub
Gideon Graves, on this beat I’m an ace
Everything that you say, just gives me a massive headache
Make this brief like your first appearance, I gotta run
Does you drowning in my flow give you flashbacks to F.L.U.D.D.
It’s been 19 years, and you haven’t developed
Aside from being more and more of a player repellent
Wearing a diaper on your head makes sense, you’re crappy
Princess Peach ain’t your momma but I’m for sure your daddy

Bowser Jr.:
Couldn’t find a woman to abuse so you rap battled a child
Nothing but insecurity behind that incel smile
Subspace isn’t big enough to hold the girls you’ve wronged
Turns out your whole plan was a Sex-Bob-Omb!
Junior (ayy) beats ya (ayy)
Loser (ayy) creep stare (ayy)
Better get prepared to meet the
Monster that lies behind the mask (woah)
You may think you’re a genius but I know that’s all for show
You couldn’t brighten up your future with The Glow
You had to turn into a monster for girls to find you sexy
And you had to cheat your way into Ramona…classy
Don’t need the Power of Love to beat you in this fight
Go to r/niceguys and post out of spite, yeah right
All I see is pain and anger behind those eyes, wow
It’s not my Bob-omb that’s blowing up right now

Gideon Graves:
That’s it you little shit! You barely got into Smash
Just so New Super Mario Bros U could get some cash!
I’m the man of every woman’s dreams!
All you know how to do is scream green beams
The power of love is nothing to the power of skill
I can read your thoughts like Todd, broken; will
You can’t paint your victory with a magic toothbrush
You’re just another mortal in my grasp I’ll crush

Bowser Jr.:
Man of every woman’s dreams? Are you dense?
You planted a chip in her head, how does that make sense?

Gideon Graves:
I’m legally not required to answer
With how short your legs are I’m surprised you can stand, sir

Bowser Jr.:
How about you calm down and get it together
It really doesn’t matter the difference whether
You’re a record label owner, or an evil supervillain
You winning this battle is just a superstition

Gideon Graves:
Quiet down child, really think you can break me
Half of your appearances have straight up been 2D
Now on this beat, is the space you shall lie
I guess right now was a convenient time to die

Gideon Graves Vs Bowser Jr. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. Kamren The Person and Snakebite126)

Happy 10 Years of ERBParodies!

Mr. Jay as Cole Phelps
Nathan Provost as Vault Boy

Lyrics:
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
VAULT BOY
VS
COLE PHELPS
BEGIN

Cole Phelps:
Hello Vault Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass
I solve a lot of cases with this magnifying glass
Your stupid little takedowns really make me wanna shout
I will use my gun, shoot you up, watch your guts Fallout
You're hated by everyone, you got shot in the face
You're such a little bitch, no wonder daddy ran away
My name is Cole Phelps, hoe, I'm from L.A. Noire
You look 6? 10? 12? Tell us how old you are
You're such a dumbass, you can reach through that window
To unlock the door, but instead you use a lock pick and a cord
Ouch, ouch, hear that burn? Ain't that a kick in the head?
No holes in the boat, eat irradiated bread!
You let those stupid casino guys take your guns?
They probably heard about what you did to Megaton
You're a vilified villain, Imma take you in
Have you freakin' question by my partner Herschel Biggs

Vault Boy:
My name is Vault Boy and I am a Swift Learner
Your games are a little repetitive, chasing every damn burglar
That game L.A. Noire is a Bloody Mess
I can run away them burglars with my Terrifying presence
I am called Lord Death, I'm a real lady killer
Maybe some intense training will help you swim through the sewers
I'm a rad child, you're just a stupid piece of shit
I solve cases on terminals cuz I'm a Computer Whiz
All my companions make everything easy
And guess what, none of them hate me
I gotta strong back, I carry all of my junk
It's such a shame that you leave your pistol in the trunk
Nuka Cola, Sarsaparilla, drinking Victory
Between you and me, you're always crashing in a tree
I will smack you in the face with my paralyzing palm
Stop screaming at the suspects and please remain calm

Cole Phelps:
Listen here little boy, shall I Truth, Doubt or Lie?
You woke up in a ditch with a bullet surprise
Doing what I do makes me cha-ching
I know where things are when I hear *ding ding*

Vault Boy:
Oh please, you got washed out your ass
My currency is decent cause I have some bottle caps
I have Nerves of Steel, you made Roy Earl a deal
You'd blow his head off for dissing your friend, well guess what, I did, now go squeal

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps

The battle of the sinister house cleansing games!

VinnyO as Phasmophobia
https://www.youtube.com/@VinnyO
MidgeCat as Powerwash Simulator
https://www.youtube.com/@MidgeCat

Quizzique as Player 1
RaccoonBro as Player 2
garbageGothic as Player 3

Written by Quizzique

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat by Dansonn

Thumbnail TBD

Lyrics:
Phasmophobia (0:14):
Player 1: I’ve got fingerprints in the garage, must be where the spectre’s been
Player 2: It can’t be a poltergeist, this place is obsessively clean
Player 3: I found the bone, he’s been dead a LONG time, I’ll photo it later
Phasmophobia: Based on that, this must be the ghost of Powerwash Simulator

You couldn’t do what I do, you couldn’t even try, dude
Unearthing the truth you can call it Mauka Aitu
Exercised with demons, spitting quicker than a Raiju
You drench locations, quite enjoyable for Psytube

My game’s built to stress you out
One bad hunt and it’s all over
Your game’s made for spacing out
Makes sense your first job is a Mars rover

Speaking of, those jobs are uncomfortably lame
With as much consistency as your company name
To think you have fame, you’re living in Fantasies
Your stardom’s a snapshot, even the phantom sees

Your fandom’s just a spirit, and I bet you couldn’t fight one
Despite your HQ, I can see you’re not a Bright one
You’re just cash for your producer’s grab
Workshop that in a FuturLab

Powerwash Simulator (0:59):
I don’t get it, I’m supposed to be scared? Your game hasn’t been scary in years
I played it once, I bullied a ghost using smudge sticks, it had me in tears
But there is one fear, I have seen all of those ghost altercations
Yet the only thing that scares me is your Discord’s moderation

Let’s turn up the jets, the job that’s up next is your atmosphere because I can’t see a thing
In your lobby, when there’s a spectre, who would elect to this gang of misfits, nobody shall ring
It’s just a hobby, you get paid pennies to risk your life plenty of times for some strangers
Your rep is soggy, unlike my cleanup, it’s spotless! You just can’t live up to the dangers

I see no positives in your services, your system’s coarse by design
You don’t even get rid of the ghost for the host, yet you leave a few corpses behind
Your system has declined, too, because what defined you was “simple to play”
“Cheesy scares for days” yet every update has undermined you 
Triple the content yet half the enjoyment, that’s what resigned you

I’m the embodiment of r/oddlysatisfying
It takes patience and time, but the result is quite gratifying
Cleaning disastrous aftermath’s a cakewalk to the contracts you’re ratifying
The slightest of flickering lights would leave your scared ass panic hiding

Phasmophobia (1:58):
For someone that cleans after fires, I thought you would have spit some flames
Yet look at my thermometer, you’re colder than a ghost’s domain 
Your job’s not done yet because it seems your target’s not acquired
The only way you’d pull a win financially’s with Market pliers

Powerwash Simulator (2:13):
That’s your best comeback? Makes sense it’s lackluster
Don’t update the game if that’s all you can muster
You got the roast wrong, and that’s the end of the case, so
For you to spit some heat we’ll toss you into our volcano

You’re Power-washed up, and your fight was pathetic
Your corpse has ragdolled, but that’s purely cosmetic
I’ve removed this stain and it’s somewhat poetic
That your motion is over, that’s the end of Kinetic

Phasmophobia Vs PowerWash Simulator | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #3 (feat. VinnyO and MidgeCat)

Welcome to the sixteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two… again with the alcoholics I swear to fucking god…it's the character I officially use too much, Eric Duckman! Getting on the case of Mike Tyson's favorite animal, Pigeon! (Or more specifically, Richard!)

Lyrics:
Duckman:
What the hell you starin' at?! With 340 degrees of lookie
A spoof of Scooby with all the Dooby
Tryna get yourself baked! Literally and not
All those attempted suicides, still can't get off the pot! (Hah!)
Like damn, rather lock up this bastard later
Why fight a PRIVATE Dick when you're a public masturbator?
God turned ya to a pigeon for bein' a massive failure
Lying about your riches to get with Sandra's paper!

Pigeon:
Eh, I get it, like sand paper; you fuckin' nerd.
Hey, is it all that racist to flip YOU the bird?
Stupid jerk (heh.) I'm really good at this
Why are your eyes detachable?! That's the stupidest
Like who is this? Who watches fucking Duckman?
Who gets home from work and says "hey let's watch Duckman"
Nobody, that's who, wait, what am I doing? Right, riiight
Uhh, I think your fuckin' wife died.

Duckman:
No shit Sherlock! And I get I'm the detective
Yet a birdwatch can't help me find your erection
Whether it's your junk, or all the crimes that you penance
Couldn't stand up to your wife or the Yung one's you abandoned!
So screw you, like that one hooker did
Oh boo-hoo, you were just a crooked kid!
Who'll give a look or shit, just let it consume you
All pissed off 'cause dad let a cougar abuse you
Twit got ate quick, a deer in the headlights.
He can't evade it, especially if it's his sex drive!
A spineless, gutless, bodiless pest swine!
Guess it makes sense you got it on with a fleshlight!

Pigeon:
Ay, what the fuck? How did you know all that personal trauma?
I thought what you caught on with Sandra;
Was awfully odd but, do I get off on you attacking me?
Know I'm a pigeon but you're a rat with wings!

Duckman:
I'm not sure how I'm lectured on your dummy violence…
All that pressure really does make Lucky Diamonds!
Or cans at least, all your fans have ceased like it
How's a show canned at 4 seasons with TYSON?
Musta went through the ringer! Like "voice actors" should
You still stomped on his legacy. THAT'S athlete's foot!
Rich was fat at first impressions; as fat as your depression!
His past has come to wreck him, how balloon-men get pricked!

Pigeon:
Ya see, I was gonna beat off while you were T-ing off.
Buut, I found your Wikipedia…
Seems that uhh, you killed your own dad?
Damn, that sucks man….Duckman.
Heh, shoulda used those head-shots on your wife bro
She was forced to give life to kids like those?
Two heads and a tubby dummy light post 
Ehh, if only he was as bright! No…
That's terrible, like you are at your fuckin' gig
How are you worse at being a pig…than a pig.
I sort've get it… he was aware your gal was livin'
Corny ending, all of your fans musta been livid!
That's funny, too bad your show wasn't
On your cringe high horse, then you battled it or somethin'
Your fam is saddened and caused thy to plummet!
Eh…Still not as tragic as Light as Duckman!

-CAST-
Eric Duckman: RaccoonBroVA
Pigeon: CP

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://cdn.airbit.com/tagged/1585240014-73113-roots-by-insanebeatz-beat.mp3
Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Mixed by: jort

Eric Duckman vs Pigeon - (Quick Diss) #16

[THIS BATTLE WAS CRAFTED AS PART OF A 100 HOUR RAP BATTLE CHALLENGE!]

In this episode of Quizzical Quarrels, two of the most memed fictional racqueteers cause a racket in a rap bracket! Who will get game point?

Swizkii as Ken
Quizzique as Waluigi

Written by Quizzique and Alchemyking

Mixed and Mastered by Light
Beat prod. By InsaneBeatz
Arrangement by Quizzique

Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special thanks to JK for inadvertently giving the idea of Ken in a battle.

Ken (0:10): 
Alright, it’s match point, and I won’t be fallin’ short
Approach the net with intellect, and now the ball’s in your court
I’ll knock your ass out of your Revolution at super Sonic speeds
Because your spin-offs always fall flat to those dirty yellow rings

Check my resume, you won’t believe the things it’ll say
While your 2 pages of lore leave you Italian Vague
Sure, your stache is iconic in every one of your games
But GOD, with that huge nose, you’ll LOVE the smell of these flames!

You think you’re hot shit? I can sense global warmth, you’re not it
How are you a fan favorite when your ass can’t turn a profit?
Call up Bee Larry King so you can show me your worth!
AND SHOW THE WORLD THAT AN ASSIST’S THE ONLY TROPHY YOU’VE EARNED

Waluigi (0:41):
This dude thought he could beat me, Waluigi? Well, it’s lookin’
Like he’s a less effective villain on the court than John Goodman
Check out the bombs I’m dropping like it’s my island resort
You couldn’t size up with winter boots, you’re playing wee sports

Tryna take charge, but your phone battery’s dead
How would you ever get a job with phony flattery, Ken?
And get some lotion, you look like an Amiibo the factory sent
I’d just go and buy a doll if I wanted a plasticky Ken

(Wahahaha!) This abhorrent bitch’s story is the corniest 
Got dumped ‘cause all his girlfriend’s horniness was for a hornet’s nest
Your weakness is apparent with how uncivil you treated her
With your romance, YOU’RE the sugar-free artificial sweetener

Ken (1:11)
Talking love life? I’m the only one to Smash you like a power block
You couldn’t get a Daisy in Vanessa’s flower shop (ha)
Check the shower top, what I’m flowing is lethal 
I’m seeing buggies in your life, so Imma crush you like a Beetle

My nerves are FRIED from hearing that earscratching voice, I’m passin’ this!
Sounds like you ate a wasp nest, even honey won’t help that raspiness
You think yourself an Ace, you’re more a jackoff with your awful lust
Your chances with the princess are washed, that’s a royal flush

Waluigi (1:32):
I know these quips’ll sting, ‘cause we know you’re allergic
But even if you weren’t, your crumbling life would still be left hurting
Bro, you sure fumbled when a bumblebee was Vanny’s hero
Yeah, you get love in tennis, because what you’re scoring’s zero

Waluigi’s topping jocks that seethe at mere pollen bees
Sit this match out, you’re flipping shit like my pinball machine
Hell, you MUST be acting crazy to think you burden me with War
Game, set, no match was made, the ball’s back in your court

Waluigi Vs Ken (Bee Movie)| QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #7 [100 HOUR CHALLENGE] (ft. Swizkii)

baldi baldi’s basics vs pon roly poly nanakorobi yaoki rap battle

➤ Cast:

Korekitten as Baldi
Spidey Fam as Principal of the Thing
garbageGothic as Playtime

Fightmarker as Pon
JoJoVo as Cho
Buckethead as Banaten

➤ Crew:

Written, produced, mixed by Korekitten
Additional writing assistance from Raisu

Thumbnails by Korekitten
Sprites by Grasman

➤ Lyrics:

(verse 1: 16 bars)

Baldi:
oh hi! welcome to my schoolhouse!
id say “drop the beat” but yours are way too loud! (haha!!)
against me, you’re just a pawn/Pon i will rule out
ask Banaten, you’re not that hard to shoot down
now i gotta take a crack at your concept? holy moly!
subtract coherence from school and you get Roly-Polys!
tried to make a new one, but came way much shorter
with what looks like the budget of one shiny quarter!
(wow!) you’re not just hurting ears but giving brain damage
computers tryna save our eyes thats why your game’s crashing
with all your loopy effects, you’ve been dropping toddlers
like you were tryna turn in abortions to the late badket
(oh!) you ain’t rad, kid, you’re nothing but lazy
stuck in the friend group where you’re treated like a baby
lets hope that verse isn’t as dry as your Fandom wikipedia
looks like your fans are just like you: lost media!


(verse 2: 20 bars)

Pon:
you say that i’m lazy, but dude, look at your team
use that patreon money to start a hair growth routine
you’re a clueless ruler enforcing rules with your ruler
but it’s clear that “school rules when: you’re not with an abuser” (uh)
how the hell do you teach with the time you’re wasting?
your game is so tired out call it Biden’s Basics
i’m tired of the chasing, and im sure half the class thinks
the one thing you can teach is how to be ass at rapping
well, it looks like the clickbait just wasn’t enough
and so you went from “Gotta Sweep” to swept under the rug
i make a track slap like your ruler, you’re offbeat and free-roaming
your random event is like: “uh oh! Baldi’s metronome is 

broken!”
since the Game Jam, you’ve been a runner-up. just a hunk of junk
got your win stolen like your brothers bus, but at the same time
was stacking numbers up, but the thought of blood and guts
got your rubbish dump sucker punched off the google play site
fuck a first prize you fell far from Farfalle
then you threw in First Prize ‘cause your ending was too hard to play
you spend all of your time trying to mess with the children
so because of that i grade you F for federal prison


(verse 3: 8 bars)

Principal of the Thing:
you guys clearly don’t know a thing about *basic*s

Playtime:
that weird cast is one even i don’t wanna play with!

Baldi:
you think kids will like your colors, and how you’re stylized?
with how your game has agedyou really backed up that “Time Flies”!

Playtime:
it’s pretty sad how no-one knows what you are anymore!

Baldi:
Osamu brought in Gotta Sweep to shoo you out of the door!

Principal:
i don’t think that any parent will be hearing ‘bout this

Baldi:
(yeah!) you’ll stay niche, like congratulations .. you exist!


(verse 4: 8 bars)

Pon:
keep on pushing back releases, got useless PR
looks like- 

Cho:
looks like Pon’s not the only one here to fail at VR!
it’s like Birthday-bashing my head against a wall playing your game

Banaten:
and Baldi’s Plus is just Baldi plus undone shit like Place Face (look)
your first game got worst copies than Vs. Dave
this verse slays this balding bird-brain like it’s Filename

Cho:
so this style-based prick will stay the indie black sheep

Pon:
the fans ditched this wack creep, left him more unknown than his crash screen

Baldi vs. Pon (Roly-Polys) - Rap Battle.

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UUQFMDsgw0_xQZZYdqUtLkQ7Y-dRpf4NhwWRUr_TbUk/edit
RaccoonBroVA as Little Mac
DarkHasayoVA as Izuku Midoriya
Danii as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine
Additional help by Matt Raichous, Kamren the Person and GamingPlush64
Mixing by Serena and Mega PMB
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Art by Blast03
Hint for next time: "Robot Riot" (for real this time lol)

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya REDUX

#rapbattle #minecraft #tf2

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written by casey william, dilly and cri
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art by 3ple
cover art by zagranis

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