MONSTER ENERGY GUN! (instrumental) FEAT. KEVINKEMPT

Death Grips Circulation (Im Back)

U Can't Touch This Money

lyrics:

(stupid excuse for an intro)

pull up in the alleyway until I hear stop its
a robber with a collar and a glock up in his pocket
he pulled out his gun and stole my wallet
and aimed his gun longing to put me in a coffin
so im standing empty handed with the feeling of distress
pull out my phone to send my minecraft girlfriend one last text
he's ready to shoot, aiming right at my head
but then the text delivers and his phone vibrates instead

(stupid excuse for a bridge)

my minecraft girlfriend turns out to a minecraft bro yo
it ain't gay as long as we both say no homo
in the summer we're gonna both share fruit punch snow cones
in the winter i'll make him some hot cocoa
and we'll kiss like we're gay lovers but yo yo
he's still my minecraft girlfriend
cause like I said
no homo

Minecraft Girl Or Guy Friend ???!?!?!?! (prod. yunglando)

Prod. MaxoKoolin
Kahoot type beat

lyrics:
(Chorus)
when i play kahoot im always first place number one
if you want the smoke then i will shoot you with my quizlet gun
so much fun
when im done's
when im finished finishin this answer run
answer done
teacher said they'd give the winner candy
i say hand it up
manners up
ggs hold my planner up
you're standin buff
man you're tuff
lets 1v1 kahoot 
you won't be standin chump
cause iiiim
rappin so fast
in kahoot you're last
blast and then i say fam you're done 
(verse 1)
was it hard to beat my class
i'd have to say hardly
sorry
my hands and brain are fast
like Ferrari 

wanna be just like me but 
sadly i can't be reproduced
you won't hear one like me 3 times
cause i am no beetlejuice

got so many points 
im number 1, but i need some more
you're a dumb alvinist
best head goes straight to theadore

(bridge)
answer in one second 
man im feeling just like einstein
people watch me aging
say it's just like watchin fine wine
don't just come straight up to me
you're only wasting my time
i've been riding up the highway
you're still in the sidelines
they never had faith in me
said I was just a shy guy
then they saw me in the class
and then all changed theirs mind, why?

(chorus)

Kawhoo Is Joe? (Prod. MaxoKoolin)

note from 1/5/2023 - new cover art done by _bigonionhead on instagram! everything under this is from the day i uploaded the song!

Shoutout to the girl at school who told me to make my own beats. Hope this makes you happy.

New rap name: Lil Box Top Pizza Party

lyrics:
Ay pull up to the Scholastic book fair
there's such a wide selection
there's so many books there
I said pull up to the scholastic book fair
there's so many books there

ay
the richest girl 
I almost have to hate her
she was walking out
with like 7 chocolate calculators

the rich boy's dad is a lawyer
he just walked out
with like 10 finger-pointers

And I'm jealous
just a little...
jealous of him

ay
 
got some money 
and I know how exactly to spend it
buy every book
with the word Minecraft in it
now I got so many 
but with no way to sort them all
my personal favorite is the Redstone tutorial

books so fancy
feel like they're written with a quill feather
sittin on the benches
chillin readin Guinness World Records

attract elementary schoolers like a magnet
with my phone eraser
you already know I have it

I'm the coolest kid on the fair turf
Cause I just found the book that has swear words
ay
you stole an eraser
boy you're a rookie
I put books in my bag
dodge the camera's then I book it

get it book it cause they sell books
and I said I'd steal-
nevermind

Ay pull up to the Scholastic book fair
there's such a wide selection
there's so many books there
I said pull up to the Scholastic book fair
there's so many books there

Ay pull up to the Scholastic book fair
there's such a wide selection
there's so many books there
I said pull up to the Scholastic book fair
there's so many books there

Scholastic Book Fair (ON ALL STREAMING PLATFORMS)

(prod. kevinkempt)
I wanted the soundcloud fans to get the song before it's on spotify

lowkey wanna remake this song cause there's a few glaring errors but i hope you all like 

it'll be on all platforms soon
you can check out where to stream it here:
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/kevinkempt/grenade

Lyrics:

Just like grenades I'm tick and timing and expected soon to blow up
Ace of spades I'm good for gamble and my haters look like jokers
What'd I say? All these rappers need to grow up 
All their music needs to glow up
If you really wanna talk, here's concert tickets
Hope you show up

"Know how you made it?" "Don't know what I'm doin'."
I'm icy like water, and shiny like ruby
I switch it up, con her. I do it so smoothly. 
Your girl know I got cause, no, she's not stupid
Some of you hate me for just being me
Sleepin' on top it like ZZZZ
Hating the way that I'm speaking but please
Give me a minute so you hear me
Stumblin', fumblin' over a verse
Feels like every song I make is the worst
Feels like every time I write there's a curse
That's blocking my brain from the lyric disperse
Sailboats, sewers, and empty night skies
Hating myself, but I'm livin' life right
I'm forcing myself to think of more lines
I can barely make any good music right 
But these beats, I still backhand, huh
Drop into the night like I'm batman, huh
Find a hater take your hand and smack them, huh
Was a bad guy, now a bad man, huh
Conspiracy like it's MatPat, huh
Life360 Imma track that, huh
This songs not good, it is not platinum
But I still feel like I'm a flashbang cause

Just like grenades I'm tick and timing and expected soon to blow up
Ace of spades I'm good for gamble and my haters look like jokers
What'd I say? All these rappers need to grow up 
All their music needs to glow up
If you really wanna talk, here's concert tickets
Hope you show up

Hope you bring your friends too, who knows
Just don't get mad when they dance to Kawhoo's Joe?
"Kevin you don't have to talk to haters. That you know, right?"
Well it's not my fault that my haters cannot flow right
Well it's not my fault that my haters cannot flow tight
Sounds like a dumpster when they spit into their own mic
Promise at some point, I'll really stop spammin' it
Your lyrics sound like they're written on Ambien
Look for the nearest ghostwriter and hire them
Your music sounds like a toddler inspired it
I wouldn't send a teen straight to retirement
But with your music, it's just a requirement, uh
Right in your face like a big sign
Spittin in bars like I'm sneezin' as 6ix9ine
Putting on charges, electric and Tay-K
Letting it rip like I'm spinning a Beyblade
Never quit rap, don't listen to what they say
Make the bass boom and straight bap like a grenade

Just like grenades I'm tick and timing and expected soon to blow up
Ace of spades I'm good for gamble and my haters look like jokers
What'd I say? All these rappers need to grow up 
All their music needs to glow up
If you really wanna talk, here's concert tickets
Hope you show up

Face the facts now
Race the track now
Wouldn't wanna blackout but too late to back down
All these bad rappers, set straight, I crackdown
See a red door, wanna paint it black now
Online gamble, take numbers and hash them
Put anything on, put tags, call it fashion
Gonna go in and then blind and then smash them
Starts with the first line sayin' throwing flashbang!

Grenade

I literally made this garbage in an hour
Someone take FL Studio and Ableton from me
(Don't take this seriously it's a joke song lmao)

Lyrics:
I walk and run with that Bible
No fingers on no triggers
If you really wanna see me come and meet me
We'll read Scripture
I started with proverbs and I'm leaving reading Romans
If a devil lover know them I will tell them I'm an omen 
I walk and run with that Bible
Feel like a disciple 
Cause my love for God's undying and just overall unrivaled
I came with commandments and I cannot wait to hand them
To anyone that is planning to fix a heart that is damaged

Pop-out on a church site. Got a crucifix up
Jesus on the left side of God's hand, he did a switch up
You can triple four, or triple 2, but never six up!
We under the ministry of God, yeah boy we Christian
The devil be temptin' me but I still know he's hostile
Pray for every saint, blessed, priest, and apostle
The Leviathan could not get any fatter
When our God flooded the Earth we said goodbye to Satyrs

I walk and run with that Bible
No fingers on no triggers
If you really wanna see me come and meet me
We'll read Scripture
I started with proverbs and I'm leaving reading Romans
If a devil lover know them I will tell them I'm an omen 
I walk and run with that Bible
Feel like a disciple 
Cause my love for God's undying and just overall unrivaled
I came with commandments and I cannot wait to hand them
To anyone that is planning to fix a heart that is damaged

Comethazine - Walk (Except He's Christian)

lyrics, cover, and production by me (:

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/kevinkempt/keep-going-2

Lyrics:
Hey guys. I wanted to make a song about my emotions, the heart, and, overall, just how life's been treating me as of recent. It's just-

[Chorus]
Had to put a little wait
I just could not facilitate
The work that goes in servin'
Brand new songs on top of dinner plates
Sacrificed a little time just
At the price of fickle rhymes and
Layed them over 808s that
Break the brain and hit the spine (OKAY!)

[Verse 1]
I just pulled up in it, hard and focused like a sucker-punch
I fumble much, stumble and get made fun of as if no one does
Some of y'all too negative, sensitive, straight repetitive, and
Casual on one rope while I'm out here doing double dutch
I can make a fast song, keep the lyrics real and making sense
I can keep the passion when I've been out here just making cents
I can see the money-hungry saying that, "nobody wants me."
Meanwhile, I'm just happy that this rapping made me friends
Don't care what you said to me
Keeping my enemies
Under a bit of
A clutch
Don't try befriending me
Unless you're willing to
Act real and earn all
My trust
Switching my flows like I'm too indecisive
And can't keep one right so I act like a child and I
Throw both away in a series of rage and 
Don't get any streams cause I'm doing too much

[Chorus]
Had to put a little wait
I just could not facilitate
The work that goes in servin'
Brand new songs on top of dinner plates
Sacrificed a little time just
At the price of fickle rhymes and
Layed them over 808s that
Break the brain and hit the spine (OKAY!)

[Chorus]
Had to put a little wait
I just could not facilitate
The work that goes in servin'
Brand new songs on top of dinner plates
Sacrificed a little time just
At the price of fickle rhymes and
Layed them over 808s that
Break the brain and hit the spine (OKAY!)

[Verse 2]
Questioning the universe
I knew it'd hurt. I
Popped off in a couple minute-longs and
Then I moved to work
In those little songs, I acted
Funny cause I knew what worked
Now I'm after commas and the status of a
Music nerd. To restate I
Popped off. I know music's an
Odd job. It might not get me
Caviar. It might not get me
Foie gras. But better than a
Cop car, or stalking, drugs, and cigarettes
Luckily I figured out how to utilize internet

[Chorus]
Had to put a little wait
I just could not facilitate
The work that goes in servin'
Brand new songs on top of dinner plates
Sacrificed a little time just
At the price of fickle rhymes and
Layed them over 808s that
Break the brain and hit the spine (OKAY!)
  
[Chorus]
Had to put a little wait
I just could not facilitate
The work that goes in servin'
Brand new songs on top of dinner plates
Sacrificed a little time just
At the price of fickle rhymes and
Layed them over 808s that
Break the brain and hit the spine (OKAY!)

(A bunch of random ad-libs I did on the spot)
Now I'm done. Now I'm out.
Now I'm done. Now I'm out.
Now I'm done. Now I'm out.
Now the song's over now.
Now the song's over now.
Now the song's over now.
Now the song's over now.
Now the song's over now.

(Ah, yeah, we did it!)
(I think the song is over at this p-)
(This beat took me a whole day to make please like)
(I hate having to record in my closet. It's so annoy-)

Keep Going

KEEP GOING

All produced by me (:

Hope you all enjoy my first album!! Doing this all independently was tough but felt really satisfying.

clock type beat

I’m a music producer ⭐️⭐️⭐️ y2k

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