I have nothing to put here... 

Go play LISA: The Painful.

Bittersweet Summer Love

CodeZombie & Thomas Ripper - The Weird Soundcloud Immaculate Compendium

I didn't intend this to be a Valentines Day thing but now it is cause I forgot Valentines was a thing and this mashup just happens to fit the theme of love/relationships. And yes I'm technically late cause I'm Australian, but it's fine we don't exist anyway.
Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AReaLfJIVms

Song list in order of appearance:
-INSTUMENTALS -
Say so - Doja Cat
New Light - John Mayer
-VOCALS-
Bad Romance - Lady GaGa
This Love - Maroon 5
Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy
In My Head - Jason Derulo
Die Young - Kesha
Just The Way You Are - Bruno Mars
Touch Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon/Neil Cicierega
Stay The Night - Zedd

El Oh Vee Eee (Video in Description)

Why does this have half a million plays
...

Download from my Dropbox at: https://www.dropbox.com/s/bz9ddhj634gaxd7/Bee%20Lo%20Green.wav?dl=0

Old link for archival purposes in case of anything (not working): https://www.dropbox.com/s/v3v2fnf56elr81m/Bee%20Lo%20Green.mp3?dl=0

Bee Lo Green

Sugar Roll

that's what linkin park likes

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

men at work - down under
breakbot - baby im yours

Baby I'm Down Under

big & chunky - will.i.am
harder better faster stronger - daft punk

Harder Bigger Fatter Chunky

the original was deleted. soundcloud said i could monetise it, so i tried to, which prompted them to realise that it was voiding copyright. After two huge years, the king was slain. F

original upload date: 21st Febuary, 2018
plays before deletion: 130,256
acapella: https://soundcloud.com/duuzu/tech-it-no-it-lo-it-gic-it-acapella

TECH It NO It LO It GIC It (reupload)

SAME KEY. 
MC mental but with Weird Al Yankovic lyrics, Only real north England LADS will get this.
original song: https://youtu.be/gyyumxg6OEg
Instrumental: https://youtu.be/grrbla1ayN4
vocals: https://youtu.be/TJ5ntsruvq8