Sparta Remixes




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MINIGUN by daPlaque (Full Version)[Free Download]

Shame it was scrapped but it's evident why; it was all over the place.

Fish Hooks
This school’s out, but that don’t that mean we won’t school you!
Doesn’t take Nom Nom to know you’ve bit off more than you can chew (ooo)
You’re ‘calzoned’ out from society, to all humans y’all are freaks 
You three suffer from lack of variety, I’ve seen Clams more unique 
I’m a rising star-fish with a hatred for this pussy Pan-Pan  
Lift your head up from your phone and take these disses like a man, man!
Film your unbearably awful attempts at rapping and bear-y your reputations 
We Fish Hooks mistook you for actual beasts so return to hibernation 
 
We Bare Bears:
This dingle better listen, girl, I’ll be spitting some sunshine
We’ve got raps in the bag that’ll put an end to your Tote Life
Lines more grotesque than your art style, the influence ain’t lookin’ pretty
We haven’t seen more shellfish Craboos in the entire Shell-sea
Ice Bear gonna pwn, with his axe! Ice Bear gonna flow, and attack!
Allude sushi whose intelligence and those of their demographic match
Cocoa doesn’t explain why this fish’s so fidgety and loco
So Ring the Bell for when we end this with no secrets left to show
 
Fish Hooks:
You’ve taken the bait! These gluttons will do anything for food
Don’t pursue this group of seafood or we’ll have these Shushers subdued 
My rhymes are so hot, Ice Bear can’t survive in this climate
We’ll break these cubs apart more than our baby assignment
Even internet fame can’t differentiate these Everyday Bears
You’re more of a nuisance than one of your guests on CaveShare 
This school’s startin’ some hierarchy; let’s see who’s on top now!
You’ll have to hurry back to your box after you get flushed out!
 
We Bare Bears:
For residents of Freshwater, you guys are pretty salty
Absorbing your aimless insults now my fur’s now getting soggy
Ice Bear confesses to confectionary, cracks and dents in your aquarium
Take your “hawtdawgs” outta here, you don’t wanna start beef with a vegetarian
You’ll be rippin’ your gags and wits like Ice Bear with big-mouthed lips
This girl’s fishing for compliments, Ice Bear thinks she’ll compliment his dish
If you can’t handle the heat, you’d better stay out of Ice Bear’s kitchen 
We’ve swept the floor with Bud’s Pet peeves, Ice Bear has gone fishin’.

We Bare Bears vs Fish Hooks (SCRAPPED CONTENT)

[SBSP] "Because Your Not Sking!!" [Sparta Citata Remix]

[Camp Camp] [Max] I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS! [Sparta Powerless Remix] [Ft. Jasper]

[Dan Vs.] [Dan] Chris!!! [Sparta Minus Remix]

Starring
Jughead Jay as KO
GarbageGothic as Ruby

Ruby:
I don’t get it; you’re pathetic! Before you injure yourself,
I’ll go back to stacking bodies, you can stick with stacking shelves!
You could glitch yourself a good rap and we still wouldn’t be even 
So I’m never gonna waste my time versus Street Fightin’ Steven 

K.O:
I’m a Hero! KO! Beat this bad guy in a street fight;
A rude-y Ruby with a temper shorter than her screen time.
Serve you with my special move, fighting fire with fire 
You couldn’t get on my level, dude, if you fused with Sapphire
I’ll kick your Butt, man; even his bots could crush ya 
Rush to your foot clan, censor you like it’s Russia 
It’s your turn to rap, so go ahead and scream and shout
Try not to blow too much, you might put yourself out 

Ruby:
Sapphy, can you tell Son Goku to tread carefully  
One more bark from you and it’s over; Beware, Puppy! 
I’m Jailbreaking the bars! You’ll fail, race back to Gar
I’ll take you both apart, this Crystal Gem will have you seeing Stars
You think you’re both warriors in your leotards?  
Be alarmed- I don’t need Candy when it comes to being large 
I’m not one to judge but I can tell a lot 
You must be desperate when you’re crushing on a Peridot 

K.O:
Jheeze, you better cool it with your eternal inferno
For a symbol of love, it’s like you’re forever Turbo 
I won’t need Rad when it comes to this Rap contest
No worries, Mr Gar, I’ll be sure to clean up this hot mess

Written by Fle
Cover Art by Geon

Ruby vs K.O. CMRB

[Angry Bird Toons][Jake]"I'm not Dumb!" [Sparta Techno Remix]

Spongebob & Patrick Vs. Phineas & Ferb. Ultimate Rap Battles 18.

[SML][Mario] "Jeffy Stop It!" [Sparta Remix]

Slender Man vs Luigi (REUPLOAD)

Unreleased episode of Epic Rap Battle Parodies.

Notch vs Scott Cawthon (REUPLOAD)

Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Beat: https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890/jason/s-yEeoE
Beat Produced by: Nine Diamond, and 2Deep
Written by: Jason Carreon
Vocals Mixed by: Vlad
Beats Mixed by: Dani Frias

Cast:
Cuphead: B O R K
Skitzo: Vlad

Lyrics:
(0:21) Skitzo:
Cups shouldn't be "Too Hot To Handle", I'll have this win in a couple frames
But if you wanna scuffle fame, I won't be cheaped out to a couple games
Things are getting fuzzy again, I guess you'll soon meet a new friend 
So I'll Can it with my bars, since it's the part where you end
I'll cut your life short with shorts, and a dagger
So you best retort or more, or you'll get battered
'Cus I'll drink your ass faster than that of the Mad Hatter
Does it matter? I'll kill ya and leave new fluids in the crapper
So, Mickey Mouse wants to trip me down? I'd say give it your best shot
I can hang ya by the ropes and make a Show about how I best shots
A lot of effort in to your title just so you couldn't surpass Bendy
Roll The Dice, I'm ready, time I show ya why glass is half empty!

(0:20) Cuphead:
When it comes to stoppin' demons I Wallop and brawl em'
But an obscure webby toon? I'll top him, no problem'
I'll leave a COMIK stripped of his dignity, but his fans already did it, see
Got left in the dust instantly, while I'm a legend in gaming history
'Cus when it came to riding off my fame, you put your face here
The second time I'll make ya fly, if ya really wanna taste fear
Sure went for broke and croaked, need me to Spare a Dime?
Though, i'm quite surprised it didn't take over a year to share a rhyme
So, here's the Deal, you sure had Charm when ya first came out
Then ya made like ya mindstate and couldn't help but fade out
Stick to picking on mutts or else put that silly shlok down
And let's settle this Cup to Bear, whoops! Now that's A Knockout!

Cuphead vs Skitzo

Steady Cam as Bendy
The Stupendium as Baldi

Full Video: (Coming Soon)

Baldi's Basics vs. Bendy and the Ink Machine

Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Beat: https://media.annodominination.com/2018/03/Gremlins-Tagged.mp3?dl=1
Beat Produced by: Anno Domini
Written by: Jason Carreon
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Cast:
Flumpty: King Mewtwo
Baldi: Kamren

Lyrics:
(0:28) Baldi:
Oh, hi, welcome to my Schoolhouse!
No need for campfires for me to boil this fool down
But looking at your kill count, what mathematics do you practice?
'Cus I've had it with your inaccuracy in killing the masses
No running on this track friend, unless you want the sentence;
Of 10 seconds in detention, just your chances you're testing
But no amount of my fame could elevate your relevance falling at a faster rate
Than the tragic fate you'll suffer if you phase my master chase!

(0:56) Flumpty:
Hi there too, I'm Flumpty, but I have a question 'cus;
How do you hate distorted noises, when that's what your verse was!
Let alone your game, fan base, and bad pace you gave me
I'd say you're in a Jam, second second place for being lazy!
But if you want to trace me, check the comics I came from
Wouldn't play ya, since it'd be boring like when your games done
Stick to being a parody, I'm a fan games peak quality
So pay the 25 like your Kickstarter, when you sit there calling me.

(1:23) Baldi:
I'd give you a B for effort, but I know an egghead when I see one
So quit playing smarty pants, and watch me kill ya with ease, son
You're immune to the plot? I'd like to see how you choke
When I crack you wide open and make an omelet with your yolk!

(1:38) Flumpty:
Oh! We're getting hostile now? What if I leave your eyes sore
And see you hear the tyranny when I add em to Eyesaur;
Or, I can Bash your skull, with Birthday Boy front and center
And have him eat you up, don't have a fuss I'm just much better
I'll sound like a broken record if I continue, like your same titles do
Calling yourself Basic with no basis, wrote your bait titles too?
Think you're worth jack? You're the rap community's stepping stool
Oops, I broke your last rule, but you'll forever remain a fads tool!

(2:05) Baldi:
Congratulations, you finished, NOW GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
I'M GROWING BIGGER BY THE DAY, WHILE YOUR FANS ARE STILL, MAN
But, based on your progress, you failed going for broke
Shove away that nonsense, and remain an April Fool's joke.

Baldi vs Flumpty

After what seems like over a year, WCRB returns with an all new battle for 2019. Here, we have the cynical Tom, from Eddsworld, taking on our favourite wrestle-man, Strong Bad.
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► Tom, voiced by 
Erin
https://soundcloud.com/bruhmomentnumber3

► Strong Bad and Suction Cup Man, voiced by
 Mathew Swift
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

► Album Art by
AaronGPeters

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/kr56gkae
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Lyrics:

Strong Bad:
“Dear Strong Bad, I wonder if you might,
Challenge Tom from Eddsworld to a rap fight?”
I’ll do you one better, so sit back in your seat,
I’ll make this asdf-noobie lie in defeat!
I’m Dangeresque, so dangerous, have you ever met a man so lustrous?
There's a reason I wear this mask, man, I'm always so mysterious!
Hey, European, yer a bein’ a total crap face!
You should have stayed abducted and left out into space!

Tom: 
Well, between you and me, I don't really do abductions,
But it seems to me that you don't really do competitions,
There's no way out of this, no Cheat sheet on this test,
I'll put a brutal end to Rey Mysterio’s Peasant's Quest!
You started on Mario Paint, and became a sleeper hit?
Man, I'm incredibly drunk, but even I can tell that's bullshit!
If you’re not acting vain like Matt, I'll make myself clear,
Why don't you make like Christmas, and come back once a year?

Strong Bad: 
It’s called Decemberween, get it right, man!
I believe it's Muffin Time for you to forfeit the fight, man!

Tom: 
Coming from someone, lost in his own imagination?
Whose ego is almost as big as his own “nation?”

Strong Bad: 
Trogdor can't compare when I'm spittin’ hot fire!
The Population loves me, you should just re-Tire!
Too lazy, too cynical to do a simple task,
Wanna play Thy Rapper Man? YOU CAN’T GET YE FLASK!

Tom: 
You expect me to love you? Nah, I'll just leave you hangin’,
Singing a twenty-year old song about a crudely drawn dragon.
I've got an email for you, I hope it's not a tall order,
“Dear Strong Bad, you should go back to the border!”

Announcer:
WHO WON??? WHO’S...

Suction Cup Man (speaking):
Not so fast, fuckheads!

Announcer:
Wait, who are you?

Suction Cup Man (speaking):
I’m Suction Cup Man! Why wasn't I invited to this battle? Oh well, guess I'll invite myself, then!

Suction Cup Man: 
I’m smudging up yer rap battle, what’s it look like, dumbass?
You depend on the golden days, your virtual pizzaz?
I’m climbing up your tower, mastering flow,
Cause I’m Suction Cup Man, LOOK AT ME GO!
Look at you, Nacho Libre, answering email,
Yet you haven’t attracted one, single female,
And you, Tommy boy, you’re nuthin’ but a hurdle,
I see a better rapping opponent in Mine Turtle. (Mine Turtle: Hello!)
Your animation’s crappy, Strong Bad’s was affordable,
How’s your friends, Tom? Oh, that wasn't re-Tord-ical!
While you two were snoozin’ and maybe masturbatin’,
I’ve been to Hell and back, and I’m teamin’ up with Satan!
You both are North Korea - just fuckin’ horrible,
It's out with the old, in with the new, when I get lyrical!
I’m the hero that all business dummies should fear!
There, I wrote you a rap song, fuck you guys, I’m outta here!

[SML][Mario] "Jeffy Stop It!" [Sparta Remix]

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