Love this a lot, especially SCM's voice lmao

Fuck you, Suction Cup Man was hilarious! Look at me go!

Suction Cup Man's verse was the best lmao

Alen as Whitty
Cole as B-Rabbit
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering: Light
Beat Produced by: Itzzeyrox
Thumbnail by: Alen

(0:13) Whitty:
Oh, hey. You wanna battle? You’re quite impish.
Not sure if there’s a point when you’ll end up choking once I finish.
‘Cause judging by your past raps, you won’t handle this fast scrap
Fired off ‘Caesars; a drop of heat would leave your ass cracked
So I’ll try and go easy but it’s quite hard against a pukin’ loser
Who’s a cuck, resides with a jobless mom alongside abusing daddy boozer
I’m warning ya, my lyrics hit like a verbal Tha Free World
So I suggest you scram without a word like how you let your ex girl

(0:34) B-Rabbit:
Came to battle on another friday night; how peculiar,
I wasn’t expecting to find Julius Oppenheimer Junior
I’ll defuse this bomb; the lines he drops ain’t heavy
I’ve seen hotter shit when eating up my mom’s spaghetti
You nervous, stupid? A lo-fi fight’s more your style; you’re at the wrong shed
Songs and disses are weak while my punchlines hover overhead
You’re dead, against I; this battle you should abandon
It’s no wonder your shots are suckin’ when this mod’s non-canon

(0:56) Whitty:
You’re pushing my limits, dude. It’s best not to pursue this.
I like you, so let’s just forget this happened; Don’t make me do this.

(1:01) B-Rabbit:
I’ve expected more heat but your bars are just so weak, man
You’re creating more fire when you’re burning posters with your hands

(1:07) Whitty:
ENOUGH; I’m sick of dirt like you who refuse to leave me alone
I’ll stain you with bars so filthy they get worse than your trailer home
Your life only declines; no rebounding from this ‘bout, you clown
Your mental state crumbles more than your fucking car breaks down
I’m cracking fingers, you eat fists
Catch your career dead in a damn ditch
I’ve been raising the bar and frame rates
You’re throwing beer bottles in strained hate
The shots I fire are so violent, son
Your best shots are off a paintball gun
After this duel you’re gonna lose yourself
Make like Cheddar Bob and shoot yourself

(1:28) B-Rabbit:
Hey, temper temper; You ain’t tough, you’re a fuckin’ bore
This guy tries to be hard, please, his real name is Whitmore
I could freestyle a better verse, I’m ballistic with the way I bite
Why you surprised Rabbit’s owning you in a fuckin’ hip-hop fight?
I work with metal all day, your ass should be afraid
I’ll battle you smash you down get a promotion and get paid
Go throw your mic again and cry over this loss in sorrow
I’ll be nabbin’ the seven digits from your mother for a dolla tomorrow

Whitty vs. B-Rabbit. Rap Battle #3

Another Classic Video Game Rap Battle. This time we're pitting Street Fighter's main fighter, Ryu, against the Bruiser from the Bronx and heavyweight boxing champion, Little Mac!

Light As Ryu/Evil Ryu
Iris As Little Mac
Dani Frias as Doc Louis

Ryu: 
Sorry kid, you must be mistaken, I must have the wrong guy
For I was to beat Scorpion, not for me to beat small-fry
I’ll Shoryuken ‘til you drop dead, tell the Docs to patch you up
So you better leave before I punch apart this Chump
I’m blocking bars, throwing ARMS, dodging all your attempts at harm
You’re only able to box weaklings, but with my fists, I’m wrecking cars
I’ll tear apart this loser, who leaves people who play his game unfulfilled
For a boxer beating a martial artist, you would get yourself killed

Little Mac:
For a student of Gouken, I’d expect you to not walk a road so rocky
You’re a grown out Karate Kid! I’m a modern day Muhammad Ali!
I admit. You’re a cultural icon, leaving opponents seeing stars
But you’re gonna Lose-this once I wrap out my chocolate bars!
It’s ironic Ryu can’t bring a hard hitting punchline
I’m good at taking Mikes, you’re all bark and no bite
It’s V that shows you and your sales have little to no power
But if you want us to be equal, I’d say to throw in the towel

Ryu:
You got me pissed, punk. You better step out of the ring
You’re not original, in landing powerful punches, I’m the king
If we’re giving fair fights, I’d suggest you go to Hibiki
Cause I’ll stomp you flat until your 3D switches back to 2D

Evil Ryu:
This fragile butterfly will feel the sting of Akuma
Bragging isn’t much when you're just a pitiful human
I’ll set my journey to new systems, you’re stuck with older Nintendo platforms
Doesn’t take Blanka for me to bring in a verbal thunderstorm

Little Mac:
Done my training off of the Bronx, I’m used to having a Street Fight
Compared to me, I’m fast and agile, your fighting style ain’t tight
I’ve learned a lot after winning my championship belt
And that’s you losing your master isn’t half the pain that I’ve felt!

Doc Louis:
Let him have it Mac!

Little Mac:
Alright Doc, I’ll show him who’s the boss
I’ll beat this barrel Bonus Level and knock-out this knock-off and Donkey Kong
3 Star Punch! I’ll rewrite Arcade fighting history!
Your Newest Final Challenger left everybody in disbelief!

Written by Rabi
Chiseled by Jay
Beat by 2Deep
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/w6Ngb
Thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed by Light

Huge thanks to all helped make this, including Jay for help with writing, Dani for the cameo, Alex for voicing Little Mac, and Light for voicing Ryu/Evil Ryu and mixing!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bPu7sny

Hint: Blaster Masters

Ryu vs Little Mac - CVGRB

Well, here we are; half way through the wave! Thanks for staying with me, people! :)
Vladimyr P as Jeffery Woods
Trakked as Billy Loomis
Beat produced by: Dansonn
Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Mixed by Vlad
Written by: Trakked, Jason Carreon, Redacted, and Vlad

Battle:
Jeffery Woods (0:13):
Another fate you could be choosin’ but it seems Loomis is loomin’ 
You think you’re destined to be abusin’, i assure you will be losin’
Listen, you seemed like a nice guy but that fried since your love died
When your dad had an affair with Prescott; your first taken life
You better know i’ll spit hotter than any lighter’s fire to the face
Seems like Ghostface is getting disgraced; i’ll waste this kid without a trace
Based on your obsession with horror films, it’s a shame that yours bombed
It was left behind by the critics; Like you were abandoned by your mom

Billy Loomis:
(Cut!) This Trollpasta should know I’ll be the director for this scene
Your only fans are prepubescents while I'm the guy that kills teens!
Your life’s just like a movie; oh wait, you couldn't even get yours
I mean, who’d like another cliche film about a rip-off joker bore?
Since you’re just a run-of-the-mill Psycho, I thought fans already lost ya
Wes Craven made me great, you’re only known cuz of MrCreepypasta!
Ya killed your own family and friends just cuz your feelings got hurt?
You'll end up truly “im-Prisoned” when I bury you in your own Dirt!

Jeffery Woods:
Your beliefs are fictional, your movie and your win too,
Even when being burned, I still look better than you!
So why am I taking jabs from a whiny, grimey failed jock?
When the reality is, you’re the biggest Ghost on your own busted-block!

Jeff the Killer:
Looks like I got some new meat; unlike your constant sequels it seems
But I've looked at your irony; you’re sure to not make me Scream
Went and inspired Scary Movie, seems you DID go insane
But you’ll meet the same fate; a couple caps in the brain 

Billy Loomis:
Wow, your raps make me go to sleep! But i’m sure that was what you’re going for
You see, this is all a fun game to me; I could just gut you like the other whores
It doesn’t matter if you get it right or wrong; you have no defence against my rhymes! 
I’ll defeat you with or without a motive since we all go a bit mad sometimes..

Ghostface:
Looks like you’ve seen a ghost, oh wait, that’s just bleach on your face!
Listen up, Jeff, the phone’s ringing, I’m sure it’ll put you in your place
There's no.. standin' the pain! I'm homicidal, like your brother
Gettin'.. beaten by Jane? I’ll have this fucker meeting his mother! (UGH)

Billy Loomis vs Jeffery Woods - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #5

After what seems like over a year, WCRB returns with an all new battle for 2019. Here, we have the cynical Tom, from Eddsworld, taking on our favourite wrestle-man, Strong Bad.
____________________________________________

► Tom, voiced by 
Erin
https://soundcloud.com/bruhmomentnumber3

► Strong Bad and Suction Cup Man, voiced by
 Mathew Swift
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

► Album Art by
AaronGPeters

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/kr56gkae
____________________________________________
Lyrics:

Strong Bad:
“Dear Strong Bad, I wonder if you might,
Challenge Tom from Eddsworld to a rap fight?”
I’ll do you one better, so sit back in your seat,
I’ll make this asdf-noobie lie in defeat!
I’m Dangeresque, so dangerous, have you ever met a man so lustrous?
There's a reason I wear this mask, man, I'm always so mysterious!
Hey, European, yer a bein’ a total crap face!
You should have stayed abducted and left out into space!

Tom: 
Well, between you and me, I don't really do abductions,
But it seems to me that you don't really do competitions,
There's no way out of this, no Cheat sheet on this test,
I'll put a brutal end to Rey Mysterio’s Peasant's Quest!
You started on Mario Paint, and became a sleeper hit?
Man, I'm incredibly drunk, but even I can tell that's bullshit!
If you’re not acting vain like Matt, I'll make myself clear,
Why don't you make like Christmas, and come back once a year?

Strong Bad: 
It’s called Decemberween, get it right, man!
I believe it's Muffin Time for you to forfeit the fight, man!

Tom: 
Coming from someone, lost in his own imagination?
Whose ego is almost as big as his own “nation?”

Strong Bad: 
Trogdor can't compare when I'm spittin’ hot fire!
The Population loves me, you should just re-Tire!
Too lazy, too cynical to do a simple task,
Wanna play Thy Rapper Man? YOU CAN’T GET YE FLASK!

Tom: 
You expect me to love you? Nah, I'll just leave you hangin’,
Singing a twenty-year old song about a crudely drawn dragon.
I've got an email for you, I hope it's not a tall order,
“Dear Strong Bad, you should go back to the border!”

Announcer:
WHO WON??? WHO’S...

Suction Cup Man (speaking):
Not so fast, fuckheads!

Announcer:
Wait, who are you?

Suction Cup Man (speaking):
I’m Suction Cup Man! Why wasn't I invited to this battle? Oh well, guess I'll invite myself, then!

Suction Cup Man: 
I’m smudging up yer rap battle, what’s it look like, dumbass?
You depend on the golden days, your virtual pizzaz?
I’m climbing up your tower, mastering flow,
Cause I’m Suction Cup Man, LOOK AT ME GO!
Look at you, Nacho Libre, answering email,
Yet you haven’t attracted one, single female,
And you, Tommy boy, you’re nuthin’ but a hurdle,
I see a better rapping opponent in Mine Turtle. (Mine Turtle: Hello!)
Your animation’s crappy, Strong Bad’s was affordable,
How’s your friends, Tom? Oh, that wasn't re-Tord-ical!
While you two were snoozin’ and maybe masturbatin’,
I’ve been to Hell and back, and I’m teamin’ up with Satan!
You both are North Korea - just fuckin’ horrible,
It's out with the old, in with the new, when I get lyrical!
I’m the hero that all business dummies should fear!
There, I wrote you a rap song, fuck you guys, I’m outta here!

Strong Bad VS Tom - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two

LYRICS

Harry Warden:
Spent a long time in these mines, I can clean out your local river
Of the 80’s movie-flopping, frame-dropping, bloated killer
Voorhees? What does a swampy zombie got for me
When he’s roasted on the beat and left under broken quarries?!

Jason Voorhees:
Roasting me? Please, I’ve survived that twice already
It’ll be easy leaving your worthless life as dead meat with my machete!
Murdered many minors, a miner wouldn’t be far off
So which one of your personalities will I leave a mark on?
Slander slashers with your slapstick like it’s what you’ll premiere on?
But looking at the winners circle- Harry's not here Tom.
Erupting methane levels as if you’re trying to rock me
Take my mask, I know Canadian’s love their hockey
Think I’m sloppy? A Halloween copy’s what they offer me?
Like sticks and stones, I’ll smash Harry’s brittle bones like they’re Potter-y

Harry Warden:
Gave me a mediocre performance, like your talents, right?
I think someone’s just mad that they never got a Valentine!
The raps you spit are more deformed than your face, Jason
Your whole series should’ve been left on that space station!
Samara Morgan’s brother acting like he’ll murder me
But one shot of water and mommy’s all that he’s murmuring!

Jason Voorhees:
Talk like you’re from the Killer Crapper, ‘cause you’re complete shit
Take your words and make like your mining friends; eat it!
I’ve turned mortals to Ash bud, you’re like my day; bad luck
And I’m dropping the Axel, 'cause your trash films don’t stand up!

Harry Warden:
You’ve dug your own grave with your sequels, the truth is;
Gratuitous nudity’s all that let your reboot live.
Since Jason went to hell, his fans had their hearts carved out
So it seems I’ll get the last laugh. Go ahead and eat your heart out!

CREDITS

Light as Jason Voorhees
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
DeegleNV as Harry Warden
https://soundcloud.com/deeglenv

Beat by Hala-X
Written by Rabi, B O R K, and Dani Frias
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890
Mixed by Rabi and Light
Thumbnail by JordanSnowish
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy

Jason Voorhees vs. Harry Warden - Rap Battle

The next AVDB audio will be posted to YouTube rather than SoundCloud, so be sure you’re subscribed to my YT channel if you don’t want to miss it: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6u5tHVsAaWYq_UreyZMufw

Anyways this was originally a battle for Dani’s series Anime Rap Clash, but he kindly gave it to me for this series. Cheers bud!

Goku Black:
I’m taking over life as one knows it, so you can hold your guilt
As I don’t plan on losing to a machine that Bulma could’ve built
I’ll stop this figure’s motion, before he tries to take me to his Holocaust
You may be governor outside here, but after stepping in, your power’s lost
Trying to bring my Dark Fate? It’ll result in a second Genisys
If you wish to get crushed again, then I commend your choice in nemesis
Can’t fake a smile on this, so grab your pistol or your uzis
I mean, there is sacrifice at the end of all your movies

The Terminator:
Scan complete: there are T-800 ways I could end you on this track 
You’re no threat to me, I take weak rap attacks like a kick to the back
Can’t even pick an accent, this fake god will meet his end
You act like such an infant, no wonder people thought you were Goten
I’m no Trunks, I don’t intend on holding fire against the truth
When I say I’ll beat you, I can do that, I am not shitting you 
This corrupt Robocop’s attempt at justice’s outshined by Great Saiyaman
You must be pretty lonely if teaming up with yourself is your plan

Goku Black:
You call me childish, but I bet that brat of yours helped you to speak that too

The Terminator:
Incorrect. I have detailed files on why I won’t take that diss from you

Goku Black:
Oh really? Well go and tell me something from your robot tumor

The Terminator:
You’re a Saga from the past, Bill and Ted are found more Super

Rosé Goku Black:
With this guy made before Avatar, I don’t think you’ll be bouncing back up
You’ve got Android eyes, and I’m not talking about what you’re counting up
Although, I will give you some credit; you’re an eco-friendly bot
As your franchise does nothing but recycle, right down to the plots!

The Terminator:
That diss came back as negative, all I can hear are screams and shouts
You’re getting more heated up than molten steel, dickwad. Just chill out
Turles has your shtick covered, your existence isn’t necessary
So I’ll do what Goku and Co. couldn’t; hasta la vista, baby.

Swedley as Goku Black
@mothmancha as The Terminator
Beat by Marsad Men
Written by: King Mewtwo and Dani Frias
Chiseled by: Legengo
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Cover Art by: Paige/CannibalWorms

Battle hint is same as last time lol

Goku Black vs The Terminator. Anything vs Dragon Ball

DOUBLE-FIXED MIX
seriously? another Bill battle?
KiernenKing as primary Bill Cipher
Fightmarker, Mancha and Vladimyr P as secondary Bill Ciphers
Jacob G. as Shuma Gorath
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by DeegleNV
Written by Trakked, Michael Stark, FyxFynn and ColeDaCole

Battle:
Bill Cipher:
*laughter*
Ah, screw the announcer format, you all already know it’s me! 
The diabolical dream demon, hey, you’re already green with envy!
Geez, it seems the Many-Angled One might be too edgy!
You're just a green ink blob on paper, I'm a deadly hefty Freddy!
Say, Trakked, why did you put me up against this harmless Kraken,
When his only traction came from a cliche born in the trash bin?
Just a has-been that happens to have my abilities, except rhyme,
Because I’m thinking it’s well beyond The One Who Sleeps’ bedtime!

Shuma-Gorath: 
Dissing a living corpse of a series? Haha, How quaint!
I won’t need a Memory Gun to leave this Isosceles erased
Krueger’s cockiness is his downfall; no AXOLOTL could break your curse,
Deviants shipped you with that child, looks like you’ve got your own Cancer-verse!
You’re trapped in your own Bubble, confined within Oregon’s mess heap,
While the multiverse is for my taking! You barely make children XD.
Tried to leave people a-Gaster, while this so-called master's big plan
Was moreso a party for his friends, you're on par with This Man.
Been in much too many battles, and people still dread your name
But not because you strike fear, repetition’s more your game
Everything begins and ends with Shuma-Gorath, heed the message I am sending
You just end out as mediocre; seems your party’s finally ending

Bill Cipher:
Gravity Falls into my favor, with yours I can't say the same
Put down by your Doctor, now you’re just a tool for fighting games!
I'll make calamari outta Cthulhu, I mean, your Chaos Dimension's pitiful
Even my dreamscape's voice actors could leave this Lovecraftian miserable!

(Fightmarker)
Kicking you out of the Door-mammu, even he’s better with chaos
Your Strange fame’s always been a ghost; It’s time to perform a seance!

(Mancha)
I may know lots of things, but I’ll still put my two cents in!
Tried to become a second devil, but this comic still couldn’t Blendin!

(Vladimyr P)
Couldn’t kill your own betrayer? How sad, for a eldritch terror
You said it yourself, you’re true emptiness, as well as a cosmic-scale error!

(All Ciphers)
There’s no need to make a deal! To me, you’re absolutely useless

(Kiernen)
I’ll keep my eye on you, Gorath, your efforts are ultimately fruitless

Shuma-Gorath:
You spend your time tricking children, while I can instantly kill Ford
Because you have the type of performance that I wouldn’t even pay a Bill for
Bow down to Shuma-Gorath, for I am victorious in this versus
Your suffering cries are music to me, unlike your rap verses
You must be petrified, because your zodiac’s aren’t exactly “killer”
Turning a Blind Eye to the fact half of your shows runtime was filler
This is your Last Day of Magic, and you came up shorter than a gnome 
Cage-ing you in this bout, leaving you trapped twice in a glass dome

Bill Cipher:
It’s About to Get Weird, kid, so I suggest you slither away,
You couldn’t cut it in the MCU, so now you’re stuck in the funnies
Your sense of humor’s an illusion ;I hope we never meet again!
Because all your raps were holograms, a failure without his money! (HAHAHA!)

Shuma-Gorath:
You talk about money, yet your namesake destroys its use
Hell, Weirdmageddon must’ve come straight off a page from Dr. “Soos”!
You must be on a hunt for your Cyphers, since no-one could fund your scripts
Your time has come to burn, Bill, and Damnation is your punishment.

Bill Cipher vs Shuma-Gorath - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #10

Ephraim Winslow : WillEpicFilcks 
Thomas Wake : Light 

Flapjack : CyanMilkShake / nEon
Captain K'Nuckles : Freshy Kanal

Written by Kamren.
Additional help by CreepSwitch and Paige.
Thumbnail background by Oofie.
Beat : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVC4XknA9A
Beat Prod. : BreathtakingBeats.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon

Lyrics :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IKlfmX93Xn1Wswj4c6RTeotRYEdyBo7k89UjO5nCOI4/edit

Lyrics Explained + Trivia! :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16_LJsAhTAn-cq7Nb6AgtDolZ0vnSX0VLrDFosp105GE/edit

The Lighthouse vs The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rap Battle!

Light as Scorpion (audio)
DeegleNV as Krueger (audio)
Fight as both (video)
Fight as Small Child 
Writing: Fightmarker, and Joenomrc
Skull by fliso
Beat by 2Deep

Freddy 
Forget earth Hanzo, the Dreamrealm is where you’re headin’
I’ll tear through your whole roster; a second Armageddon 
Brained wash into killing Sub Zero, you should consult the
Game developers to title your next game; MK Ultra
No coming back to life, when I tear out your insides
Nothing you can’t hide, see where this demon’s inner demons lie
There’s no honor in a clan that’s banned from japan
More pathetic than your fucking family’s lifespan
Shoulda lock your doors, but now bitch you’re screwed
Bout to claim a new high score, Freddy’s coming for you
 
Scorpion
Your attempt at being scary isn’t making me shiver
When you have as many deaths as butter knives on your fingers
Big threatening serial killer huh, well from what I hear
You died having parents chase you down like “Get Over Here!”
fought many beasts that were truly ugly
But Kabaraka over here makes me long for Hara-Kiri
Nothing fazes me, i’ve been through more than you could ever make up
So I'll break up a chafed mug with forty pounds of makeup!
The death of my family and clan sure haunts me dearly
But not as much as that reboot haunts your series

Freddy
I keep Springwood gory, This pussy crossovers with DC
Call that a bedtime story, campaign puts me to sleep
You think it’s just all a nightmare and you’re safe, but in reality 
Netherrealm will soon end up like Midway; Debtality

Scorpion 
The hellfire Hanzo spits hurt worse than furnace burns you bring
Even the Lin Kui has more honor. Kids don't make their "wood" Spring!
Either your franchise is in flames or Jason’s holding your head
It doesn't matter what the timeline is, Freddy's always Dead!

Freddy
With you being named Scorpion and all, I’d expect some more sting, g 
But all your disses missed me, looks like a Flawless Victory
There’s no escape fucker, drop the Codes, don’t try to Cheat me
not playing with power when you have to mash buttons to defeat me
Rotting on decayed arcades, trying to achieve past fame
Helped you for a few decades, but now you’re in the fucking grave 
I’ve left a mark on pop culture, brought new life into horror
You’re a color swapped ninja, an Error Macro in Warner 
Hellbent on murdering Quan Chi, you should really kill yourself instead
Cause if you listened to ya daddy your fucking family wouldn’t be dead (Bitch)

Scorpion 
Talking about my father, let’s talk about yours Fred
Who’s your Daddy? Alice Cooper or The 1000 Bastard Men
ya know it’s quite a shame when one of the last times you ever had fame
Was appearing as Downloadable Content...IN MY GAME!
With so much lame shit, I thought your films were Cage flicks
Can't escape when my rage hits, you ain't shit with your aged fish!
You started out with giving kids a new reason to hate sleep at night 
But it looks like Freddy's legacy will end up Dead by Daylight!
Your health bar runs lows, as you stand there wanting for a death painfully
This concludes today’s Cooking with Scorpion as I gave you a second burning; Toasty

Scorpion vs Freddy Krueger. rap battle. by fightmarker.

LYRICS

The Neighbor:
I’m trying to live in peace, could you step out of my house please?
‘Fore I leave you grounded after I throw you out of boundaries
There’s more frights in your crude map than whatever this ghoul has
Ditch the Itch.io, you’re better fit for CoolMath
Flipping the game’s script, your fourth wall-breaking techniques are ancient
I’m bringing a new age of gaming horror- you’re in need of a face-lift
Your concept turned brainless, I’ll send Dr. Frankenstein into the basement
Not able to phase this, a bigger failure than your creation!

No Players Online:
This neighbor best stay off my lawn if he knows what my game holds
Mobile stole your mechanics and crafted Granny from the same mold
Make like your son and shove it; your daughter and dollars hit the floor hard. 
Even my intentional bugs are less frequent than yours are
Crumble a family when I crash the server list
Well, at least what’s left of it, once your car had short-circuited
Not even Hide and Seek could recapture the mass	
Because I’m stealing this win like we’re playing Capture the Flag
Once I’m in your sight, there’s no more running. It’s warned if you join, you’ll be scorned with
Rhymes like your productions, with how you’re rushed in. You’re worse than the dads that play you and record it!
Milked to death by every kids channel, it’s a surprise you were even given the spotlight
When you bound to crash down back to your actual relevance and there’s No Players Online

The Neighbor:
Scripted encounters are the only time that you could manage to shake tracks
Went from a quiet stalker to "Honey, I Put You On The Quake Map!"
You dropped the ball but I’m experienced with kickin’ rowdy kids!
My size is piercing skies, but your mind’s still made the cloudiest
You’re leaving players to find numbers in bullets, but it’s still not as mind-boggling 
How you think you'd win with rhymes like your experiments- a farther reach than a doggy leash
A plothole bigger than the year gap, VHS tapes can’t mask how you’re on ice
The only things fans are waiting for is a sequel: “No Hot Singles Online”

No Players Online:
Critics shot you down ever since your first beta release 
My servers even gain new players when I’m begging them to leave 
With your kind of broken life, it’s insisted that you load save
So many updates, they flooded your rooms, now you’re digging your own grave

CREDITS

Gridline Studios (Mr. Tibbs) as The Neighbor
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOOMjwHWvLMJFqpNypqVA6g
Razzy as No Players Online
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Written by Rabi and GamingPlush64
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ
Mixed by Rabi (Beat) and GamingPlush64 (Vocals)
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Rabi

No Players Online vs. Hello Neighbor - Rap Battle

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Vladimyr P. as Hypno's Lullaby & Fluttershy's Lullaby

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HYPNO’S LULLABY
AGAINST
FLUTTERSHY’S LULLABY
BEGIN

Hypno’s Lullaby:
Don’t be shy, Fluttershy, come with me, you’ll be alright
So close your eyes; you’ll GO AWAY for more than just one friday night
I’ll Dream Eat away at your Dreamscape, you’re too late, that’s why you come up next
Your mind will Fall like Gravity when this rope ties around your neck
Rest your fleshy head so your blood can spread on the bed ‘til you’re dead and you’re counting sheep
I don’t need the sway of my pendulum to forever help this pony stay sound asleep
This recipient’s a fucking itty bitty idiot, and Hypno won’t pity it so say goodbye
Because I lied to you, the gold light shines through when I lyrically abuse a Fluttershy

Fluttershy’s Lullaby:
Hush now, you Pokèmon GameFreak, you’re right! Those lines put me right to sleep
No one asked for more of your boring lore so you could only dare to win this in your dreams
So Quiet now you pedophillic monster, cuz in rap I rein with a mic to slaughter
And I will take you down to the Funhouse where present PonyPasta’s prosper
It seems you’re looking rather Drowzee, you’re done, you should’ve stayed in your Pokèball
It’s yet another gift from Rarity that I can poke at Pokèmon ‘till he falls
You’ll have nowhere to go when I’m killin’ this flow you’re my next victim after all
Have your tele-pathetic ass screaming when I pick up the pistol to have you awol

Hypno's Lullaby:
You shoot your shots that go missing like the children who follow me into my cave
No silph scope could ever spot your dead crappypasta but I’ll still feast on your remains
I will leave you neglected it’s super effective; you were not very clever
So now you shall stay with me forever

Fluttershy's Lullaby:
This Cutie’s leavin’ Marks to Offend this creepy furry, it’s best that you hurry along
Your end will be neigh when I’m callin’ up Muray to bury your very inappropriate song
You’ll be stuck in isolation without the children you tried to groom
I’d say good lulla-bye … but I will see you soon

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: Allrounda
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Created by Vlad
Hypo Art Created by Miyavj

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