Love this a lot, especially SCM's voice lmao

Fuck you, Suction Cup Man was hilarious! Look at me go!

Suction Cup Man's verse was the best lmao

After what seems like over a year, WCRB returns with an all new battle for 2019. Here, we have the cynical Tom, from Eddsworld, taking on our favourite wrestle-man, Strong Bad.
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► Tom, voiced by 
Erin
https://soundcloud.com/bruhmomentnumber3

► Strong Bad and Suction Cup Man, voiced by
 Mathew Swift
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

► Album Art by
AaronGPeters

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/kr56gkae
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Lyrics:

Strong Bad:
“Dear Strong Bad, I wonder if you might,
Challenge Tom from Eddsworld to a rap fight?”
I’ll do you one better, so sit back in your seat,
I’ll make this asdf-noobie lie in defeat!
I’m Dangeresque, so dangerous, have you ever met a man so lustrous?
There's a reason I wear this mask, man, I'm always so mysterious!
Hey, European, yer a bein’ a total crap face!
You should have stayed abducted and left out into space!

Tom: 
Well, between you and me, I don't really do abductions,
But it seems to me that you don't really do competitions,
There's no way out of this, no Cheat sheet on this test,
I'll put a brutal end to Rey Mysterio’s Peasant's Quest!
You started on Mario Paint, and became a sleeper hit?
Man, I'm incredibly drunk, but even I can tell that's bullshit!
If you’re not acting vain like Matt, I'll make myself clear,
Why don't you make like Christmas, and come back once a year?

Strong Bad: 
It’s called Decemberween, get it right, man!
I believe it's Muffin Time for you to forfeit the fight, man!

Tom: 
Coming from someone, lost in his own imagination?
Whose ego is almost as big as his own “nation?”

Strong Bad: 
Trogdor can't compare when I'm spittin’ hot fire!
The Population loves me, you should just re-Tire!
Too lazy, too cynical to do a simple task,
Wanna play Thy Rapper Man? YOU CAN’T GET YE FLASK!

Tom: 
You expect me to love you? Nah, I'll just leave you hangin’,
Singing a twenty-year old song about a crudely drawn dragon.
I've got an email for you, I hope it's not a tall order,
“Dear Strong Bad, you should go back to the border!”

Announcer:
WHO WON??? WHO’S...

Suction Cup Man (speaking):
Not so fast, fuckheads!

Announcer:
Wait, who are you?

Suction Cup Man (speaking):
I’m Suction Cup Man! Why wasn't I invited to this battle? Oh well, guess I'll invite myself, then!

Suction Cup Man: 
I’m smudging up yer rap battle, what’s it look like, dumbass?
You depend on the golden days, your virtual pizzaz?
I’m climbing up your tower, mastering flow,
Cause I’m Suction Cup Man, LOOK AT ME GO!
Look at you, Nacho Libre, answering email,
Yet you haven’t attracted one, single female,
And you, Tommy boy, you’re nuthin’ but a hurdle,
I see a better rapping opponent in Mine Turtle. (Mine Turtle: Hello!)
Your animation’s crappy, Strong Bad’s was affordable,
How’s your friends, Tom? Oh, that wasn't re-Tord-ical!
While you two were snoozin’ and maybe masturbatin’,
I’ve been to Hell and back, and I’m teamin’ up with Satan!
You both are North Korea - just fuckin’ horrible,
It's out with the old, in with the new, when I get lyrical!
I’m the hero that all business dummies should fear!
There, I wrote you a rap song, fuck you guys, I’m outta here!

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