SCP Rap Battles

Happy Halloween :)
Dani Frias as Happy Appy 
King Mewtwo as Bobble the Clown
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Bout%20It.mp3 
Written by: Cole and [Uncredited]
Mixed by Jordan

Happy Appy:
You know the theme: its Happy Appy! Helping kids and creepy clowns
Stay Safe when killings are sighted, sneaking stabbings throughout my town.
The only fires being lit are the ones to permanently burn pennywise,
Then not even Forenzik’s skills will figure out just how the monkey died
Going toe-to-toe versus a wanna-be Momo? Now that’s a funny joke,
Cause flow from apple juicy gore on MY show will make you choke
Until the war leaves the rotten core apple with the last laugh,
While Dr Death is imprisoned in a Bubble, Bobble. Try to brainwash THAT.

Bobble the Clown:
Hey Kids, for my next kitchen surprise, I’ll teach you how to cut an apple!
Thot your bandaids could fix your de-claying, when your in a cove of candles?
Your story was made to be bad? Guess the same goes for that verse too, 
Now listen children: here’s how to stop Happy Appy from coming for you.
Tell him to STAND STILL, and remind him of the trolling he created
It doesn’t take an O5-Council member to know Stick Stickly here is hated
I mean, just take a look at your archive pages desecration
Burning in Hell from my fire rhymes? Looks like it’s time for a cancellation!

Happy Appy ( deteriorated ):
Ready to see some natural violence kids? Guess Bobble should’ve re-run
The truth of hating you is that the children and I have something more fun.
You won’t be teaching slaughter fests when your rapping signal is blocked, coward
Watch as I cause a bigger crash then the aftermath of the 9/11 towers.

Bobble:
Despite having no ap-peal, you're still trying to show your glory?
Thank god your pathetic verse didn’t drag on as long as your story
I won’t be needing Nick Jr to make your history go black,
What does Happy Appy need? That’s right! Fanbase Class A amnesiac!
(Evil Laugh)

Happy Appy vs. Bobble the Clown (SCP-993) | SCP Rap Battles #1

FyxFynn as Candlejack
TheAngryMidget as SCP-2521 
Written by: Me, [DATA EXPUNGED]
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat: The Candyman by Tristan

Candlejack (0:12-0:25):
You can’t hold a candle to jack, looks like I’m gonna need more rope,
To tie up you and your slendy-tendrils, into a bow of no hope!
Or maybe you’d be better off if I used them to make a noose
So stop hiding, join the party, when this ghost is on the loose!

SCP-2521 (0:25-0:52):
You talk about binding me together, but your blows couldn’t be lighter.
Maybe you’ll stay silent in my presence if I stitch your mouth tighter.
Stuck in the shadows of the Warners, then Spielberg left you to rot
How was this for-real boogeyman taken seriously with what he brought?
It’ll be Mystico that I’m defeated by a personnel like you,
When you can’t make it past another verse, nor past a season 2.
I provoke fear into the masses, you need cue cards to get screams
And now I’ll do the audience a favour and wipe this klansman off the screen


Candlejack (0:52-1:18):
Tall and black and dark with ribbons and sensitive ears?
A series III of a facility that’s lost its meaning of fear?
From your design to your origins, everything around you isn’t scary!
Even your own SCP report has viewers playing pictionary!
Let’s see you try to bus-t a ghost when your rap access is denied,
Then my win will be as easy as making pasta and pumpkin pie!
So step into my sight, through the walls and night, contain pains coming into play,
Before candlelight, contracts your height, then name games will make you float away!

2521 (1:18-1:32):
I would claim those lines were mine, like the designs of a Madman,
But all of them were so weak, like they were jokes from 4chan.
You think your kidnap tactics make you a candle-jack of villain trades?
You’re a freakazoid f-troop who’s fame has already started to fade!

Candlejack Vs SCP-2521 | SCP Rap Battles #2

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