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rap battles

Heligoland

Girl I Love You (She Is Danger Remix) [feat. Horace Andy]

Psyche (feat. Martina Topley-Bird)

Splitting The Atom

Splitting The Atom (feat. Horace Andy)

Babel (feat. Martina Topley-Bird)

Pray For Rain (feat. Babatunde Adebimpe)

Smosh Games Vs Normal Boots

Epic Rap Battles Of Cartoons Vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles Original

William has tiks vs The Tik tock

WvsW flowtest

Notch Vs Scott but its zander

Mumkey Jones: Creep Switch
Filthy Frank: Swoldow EVGRB
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/124751/genres/gangsta-beats/grind-hours
Written by: ColeDaCole, Mason G
Cover art by Jason Carreon
Mixed by Supah Master

Mumkey:
Hi folks, welcome to the Depression Chamber, this’ll be a quick fight
So here’s Mumkey’s Declassified Guide; on how to terminate the mic
Riddling holes in this weeb’s throat, spit sick to leave you dismantled
I suggest you’d best abandon this battle, like it was your channel
Listen up, George Miller Lite, your popularity must be a mistake
I’m supposed to be impressed by the loser who started the Harlem Shake?
I wouldn’t pay $5 for your modern shitty slow-pop trash, man
And now the State of Your YouTube is unwanted, copied, forgotten, and abandoned.  

Frank:
Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker, where I'm growing organic crops
But with your rotting depression gimmick, I say it’s time to stop!
This Zoomer’s Rusty, cage him up so he no longer survives
You know, Jeff Kinney got it right: you ain’t got a social life!
Notch’s favorite channel? I'd say you should keep that discrete. 
You best call up Assburger to give you some help on the beat (heh)
Shut it with your rubber mask, the Wheel of Punishment already fucked you up
Remember jackass: sideways for attention, long way for results

Jumkey Mones:
Hey Mumkey, let me get some Retribution on behalf of his fans
Mumkey:
Wow, never thought I’d find a bigger horse faced bitch than Susan
I’ve packed up my mailbag, shots fired like Elliot Rodger!
Hey Alexa, play the Naruto end theme, this is over

Frank:
Coolest monkey in the jungle? Now I'd say that's stretching it
Don’t need Das the Sauceboy to know all your content is just shit
Now let me end this battle, you can have a Sheepover there
When I send you back to jungle as a Pimp in a Wheelchair

Mumkey Jones vs. Filthy Frank | Rap Battle

Jade as The Boner Pill Salesman
Dani as Sven
Written by Cole
Beat: https://instaud.io/3Zmz (When The Beat Drops by InsaneBeatz)
Cover art by Aaron G 
Mixed by Light

The Boner Pill Salesman (0:10-0:30):
I was expecting a good matchup, but ‘le blocky mutt has arrived’
The second time you’ll drown in flow, but this time you won’t survive
Doesn’t matter that you’re from Minecraft, I’m still the best MC
You’re as lost as Dinnerbone, trying to step up to me
Best hope your flame retardant, cause on this track I’m burning
Once I’m done testing this new subject I’ll leave you dead with Joergen
I’m seriously spilling T, Felix lost, and so have you
So many of your friends have died, half of your world is filled with tombs!

Sven (0:30-0:50):
I’ll be freeing your subjects from the hell you make them live in
Fighting me when you’ve scrapped your medics ain't a good decision   
Let’s talk about dogelore, who’s users sure ain’t fly like Klaus
A group of depressed millennials crying about their life through wacky dogs 
Your meme’s been melk-ed dry, I’m spilling blood and that’s a fact, see
I’ve got bedrock hard raps to collapse you and your factory
So much editing, at this point, you barely resemble a dog
Thank god your verse wasn’t like your story: painfully long!

The Boner Pill Salesman (0:50-1:00):
That verse was pretty cringe, bro, you’re running out of ideas
So badly put together, did you buy your raps from Ikea?
Not even my all of my products could harden your soft ass rhymes
Looks like the minecraft series is over, cause Sven just died

Sven (1:00-1:10):
Take a chromch out of this, you need decoys to stay alive
I’ll have you know, these aren’t the first creeper’s blows that I’ve survived
When it comes to flowing on a beat, I’ve seen better from Water Sheep
Now it’s finally time for Wonka’s knockoff to be put to sleep

TheBonerPillSalesman vs. Sven | Rap Battle

TheAngryMidget as Unwanted House Guest 
Supah as The Bogeyman 
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Backfire.mp3 
Writers: Cole 
Mixed by Light
Cover by Trakked

Unwanted House Guest (0:10-0:31)
Let’s dance, Bogeyman, show me what Sack Man’s got
This ain’t a kid you’re messing with, so take your best shot
No need to lurk in the shadows, I’m sure I’ll be just fine
Judging by last night when I watched you practicing your lines
Don’t be surprised, that flash by the window wasn’t headlights
So crawling back under the bed won’t save you from this fight
You’re dangling your win off the bed, and it’s just asking to be grabbed
Like the remote when your flick comes on, worse than Slenderman’s!

The Bogeyman (0:31-0:52):
Emerging from the shadows: the beast that haunts children's dreams, 
Who’s forced to face this foe who’s nothing but a forgotten dead meme
Hiding in corners won’t help you, I know where you are. Always.
You’re tame compared to horror stories and what the net’s got nowadays
Despite your font of choice, you couldn’t leave any Impact
No legacy left behind, just the Babadook’s copycat
Here’s some advice, animal, run back to 4-chan while you can
Tell the nerds on /b/ to watch their backs, ‘fore they see The Bogeyman

Unwanted House Guest (0:52-1:03):
You wanna turn the lights off? Fine then, GAME ON!
Trying to fight me with a verse on par with your folklore songs
You like to kill little kids, but you’re Digg-ing your grave this time
Can’t see your loss in the dark? I CAN SEE IT JUST FINE!

The Bogeyman (1:03-1:14):
Acting like some stalking god, when you can barely even diss
Just a freak who’s fear factor falls next to sleep paralysis  
The web doesn’t Know Your Meme, and it seems in the end
You’re just one more naughty child that’ll never be seen again

Unwanted House Guest vs. The Bogeyman | Rap Battle

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

(This battle was originally going to be for Jason Carreon's series, but due to him not wanting to make battles anymore, he gave it to me to finish)

Jacob as Tim
Moby as himself
Dragonex as Fry
trisngar as Bender

Written by Jason Carreon 
Additional help by Lauren
Mixed by Jacob
Beat by Kustom / Flowtest by Trakked
Cover Art by Cole

Fry and Bender:
Bender, is an online class really how the future sees that?
Well, I don't think it's peaked that, it's just trash meatbag
What a lame opp, I've seen a much better BrainPop
When- Someone commits suicide? No! When the hype Train stops
I'm five years old, and I haven't learned squat yet, ain't it something?
This is an even worse cross than Star Trek.. and something
Get out of my diss range, 'fore I smoke this odd nerd
Really think you spit flames? Let me laugh even harder

Tim and Moby: 
Dear Tim and Moby, "Can you diss mouths that run like a faucet?"
Good question, but first, they should both come out of the closet
Romophobia? Drop it, your act isn't convincing
Got a-Head and in addition, you fell, just like Nixon
[Beep] Moby, they portrayed the future, but who knows
It's ironic, when The Simpsons could better do so
These two know radio soda, and cigars aren't define?
Well, audience, a prime example of what happens to your mind

Fry and Bender:
No emotion on that track? I thought what the bot said was funny
At least we don't have districts like; "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY"
Your fan-fics were really gross, and we'll watch your 'base spike when
You bite our shiny metal ass But you'd probably like it. (Heh!)

Tim and Moby:
You jumped the gun like this is the second dimension
Sci-Fi makes me sigh fine, but shew horning in lessons?
Get your feet out of the freezer, this small Fry's delirious
Brother stealing dreams, or? Life was always Mysterious
Run to your 'clops friend, sewers are dark with no light
Paved the way like your dog pet, all bark and no bite
Take notes for this Delivery, you fell victim to time, "man"
Just look at you, the 1990's wants their Fry back! [Beep]

Fry and Bender vs. Tim and Moby | Rap Battle

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