The power of mean girls flows through you.

bblackroses as Sasha Waybright
garbageGothic as Susie
King Mewtwo as Grime

Written by Quizzique and Alchemyking
Beat Arrangement by SIR Rap Battles
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Kamren

Sasha (0:13)
Well, this is disappointing, another lizard I’m tasked to destroy? That’s
Annoying, but this appointed rebel leader will still enjoy it
Draw it out in chalk, this match will be like your concept, an apparent steal
I’m spearheading revolutions, you revolve around Holiday spirit while riding on a Ferris wheel

Your ’fun gang’s just a glorified school club, while I rallied an army
How do you manage to flub your rhymes AND your classes despite looking like Barney?
I’ve just got a couple notes for what your game could improve and how
‘Cause like War of the Warlocks, it’s another fantasy that I’m tuning out

Susie (0:41)
Hey, Kris, where the FUCK did we just get dropped?
I guess we’ve got something in common, we both just got swamped
Well, I’ll gladly stomp you with my blade if you wanna throw swords
Haven’t seen a pink gem this manipulative since Rose Quartz

It’s fitting you’re a cheerleader, with how you’re raising RED FLAGS
You step on daggers with Grime? I’ll disarm you like his LEFT HAND
You call your friends the Sharps, but your bonds with them all FELL FLAT
The true Calamity is that all THREE of you got BACKSTABBED

Put Anne’s friends in danger, and you handled Wartwood miserably
When talking cliff-hangers, heh, you would take that too literally
Think your parents splitting apart caused you grief? Ha, just watch
I’ll slice through you! But after Anne, you must be used to getting cut off

Sasha & Grime(1:22)
Grime:
Sasha, are you gonna just sit there and let this beast try to devour us?

Sasha:
Grimesy, please, all she eats is garbage, but I’m glad she’s spitting it out again
I flew through space, while you run around beating up puzzle pieces? You’re powerless
Spent so much time inside that closet, maybe you should try coming out of it

Tension’s present with Noelle, but you’re still wrapping/rapping awfully
Honestly, you’re just a softie, couldn’t even hit Lancer properly!
And you’re chatting’ bout Grime? Well, you’re one to talk, aren’t you?
With your two lackluster chapters, did Darcy slice Toby’s arm, too?

Twitter and Berdly simp for you, those blue nerds are nothing, dude
Compared to my heron blade: now that’s three birds crushing you
And cliff-hangers? Like your tail, that insult serves no function
Because I could timeskip, and your game would still be in production

Even with my PhD, I just can’t comprehend your following
Can’t think outside the box, fitting you dressed as one for Halloween
Got signs of being psychopathic with your edgy aggression
But since you’re in my demographic, we can schedule a session


Susie (2:17)
Like your prison food, that verse was grueling; it’s like I’m the one chained in bars
You were hardly electrifying, guess that’s why you’re scared of taking charge
Everyone around you has played a part in attempting to conceal the truth
Your prophecy’s outlined with chalk, but now I’ll be the one to deal the runes

Even Rouxls Kaard has sharper schemes - you lead troops to their doom with your bad plans
Man, forget rooting in the barn, she’s about to go and join Rudinn in the trash can
You had camaraderie with Braddock and Percy, but hammered it away out of impulse
Whether socially or as a sign to stop, like LA traffic you can’t pick up signals

We’re not so different in a way, we’ve both been made to use others
But at the end of the day, everyone shows their True Colors
It’s truly ironic that Waybright’s who this Lightner’s snuffing out
You’ve suffered a crushing defeat, it’s the end of discussion now

Sasha Waybright Vs Susie | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #6(ft. bblackroses and garbageGothic)

Welcome to the first Verses Mode Rap Battle of 2025! Here we have two ogres who were wrongfully treated as monsters, forced into solitude for a long time before an unexpected journey helped them find companionship.  The Legendary Ogre of Kitakami, Ogerpon from Pokémon Scarlet and Violet faces off with Dreamwork's world-famous Shrek!

A video for this battle is hopefully coming to The Rap Battle Pizzeria YouTube Channel in the near future.

Beat: Broken Sword by Tapich Beats
https://youtu.be/_Khz6cHDtO4?si=sjKOh-YNfBHi_2gc 

The Monarchy as Shrek
TAFox as Ogerpon
Mixed by Serena

LYRICS:

     Shrek:
Once upon a time, there was a peachy little runt
Went n’ avenged her only friend against some ruffian bunch
Now she’s on her way to prove that she’s the best ogre in rapping…
…Heh, like that’s ever gonna happen! (What a load of-)

It’s the shooting star from Dreamworks’ timeless fantasy classic
Versing a game with even less style than its protagonist
Looking at Annoying Orange, villagers were fearing this?
I’ll roast this kid’s pet as I spit like I roast pests on a spit

I craft candles that got heat more than yer measly Hearthflame
I’d best leave wee fruits to Donkey, let ‘im serve ye in a parfait!
Don’t hold out for a hero, potions can’t keep you in the game
Since it’s what you’re best at, this is the part where you run away.

     Ogerpon:
I heard legends of an Ogre, a hero standing tall and strong
But looking at your OG book, seems you both got the story wrong
From the way they praise you, I’d expected more than what you wrote
But you didn’t even take the crown when King Harold croaked

Somebody once told me your movies were kinda boring
Execs beg but decades passed since you had audiences roaring
Whole studio’s one more of Katzenberg’s awful decisions
Funny you took down Farquaad’s knights, but still fell second to the Minions

Played by Mike Myers, but I make a better masked slasher
You’re more like the second time that he played a Fat Bastard
Putting The Three six feet deep assured my Ivy Cudgel’s impact
But with this meme already beat to death, there’s no bringing him back

     Shrek:
I’m still makin’ bank, check my stacks, Ogres have layers!
You’ve proved Game Freak’s taste for green just serves to anger your players
But I’d pay to see your face when you learned those you caused to die
Were innocent, and in the end, you couldn’t finish off their mastermind!

Braved the dragon, reached the highest room of the tallest tower
Your game dragged on, a surefire way of wasting countless hours
I went from hermit to husband, earned everything I aspired to
All you did was ghost the only person who admired you

Whether a cave or a box, you’re stayin’ alone for centuries
Just made to squeeze what worth remains outta your dying series
We all know that there’s no place for you in Game Freak’s future chapters
Reunite you with your partner, there’s your happily ever after!

     Ogerpon:
Taking after your sidekick, constant talking out your ass
Have you crying when your onion layers get mowed down by Grass
Dreamworks made a dirty kid’s flick to take the piss outta Disney
Only to Embody every Aspect of them, yet still fall beneath!

Memories of love and adventure fill my heart to fuel my fight
You need a sequel to a spinoff all just to regain your limelight
Disappoint your fans and wife, no Game Freak rush job could compare
Even your dad only wanted you when you were served medium rare

From mocking deformities to dropping slurs up on Broadway
Your inner beauty message had less depth than Donkey’s parfait
Left behind my lonesome life, joined champions, you’ve no importance
So I’m leaving Shrek in silence like it was Farley’s performance!

Shrek vs Ogerpon (ft. TheMonarchy & TAFox) - Verses Mode Rap Battle #3

TheMonarchy as Sniper
RedRob as Mercenary

Written, produced and mixed by Casey
Thumbnail by Jamie12o4

Sniper:
Welp, guess I'll start. I got a job I reckon
I'd take any target over Hopoo's sloppy seconds
But guessing each move you'll make ain't a task I'm giving way to
Seeing this broke fake, I'd obliterate too!
Right. I'll give you credit, they really made your meta great
But look at your setup, mate: you look like a metal crate
That's seen better days, so your jumps can't
Save Merc's skin from this merciless huntsman
So before you're getting behind me like 'nothing personnel'
I'm priming my machete to blind you right through your cursed helm
And when the job's all done and over and I'm saying my farewell
I'll keep that sword of yours as a trophy and you can burn in hell!
I land mad hits to have your pals packin'
You can't crack wit with your lack of voice actin'
So before your petty verse starts, my one gripe:
…Don't bring a sword to a gun fight.

Merc:
I'd give you a tour of my place, but would you take it?
I roll with ancient machinations and mages
I hear the claim to your fame's that you're an ace with your aim
But brace for the pain, your scope won't help you when I slice my blade through your face!
And here's a list of your traits, it consists of your base crits
So keep your Jarate, this assassin don't take piss
But we're both not that great within space since
This prick walked in a rocket as a baby and ate shit!
From moon shrines to crude sites, what's the real crime:
Newts' or your black market's Bazaar Between Time?
Your franchise needs to cop a part 3
'Cause since half your players left, it's been Mann vs Machine

Sniper:
Can you pause for a second? I don't wanna hear talkin'
From a bloke wearing a fuckin' fish bowl on his noggin
I'm surrounded by more golden flows than a Loader main
The only gold you'll leave in is a load of rain!
Ya bloody half-wit, I don't need to hit!
Scanned your surroundings, I'm not the one who wants you to quit
And that Gearbox deal sealed your story
So I'll tell whoever the hell commissioned me my job was done for me

Merc:
God, for a trained assassin you keep fumbling hits
Nothing but crits? Buddy, you just did nothing but miss
You wanna trade blows, but it ain't on your payroll
'Cause your name's a scapegoat, while in foes I make holes!
Wanna test me, Mundy? Where the fuck is your crew?
Waiting for a shot while they defend the frontlines for you?
Quit it with your dumb spiel, go and pick the door dude
Or you'll be another formless corpse that I tore through!
I don't need a rifle to gouge hacks
Three-tap this outback alien outcast!
You don't get a final stand, your timer's been cracked dude
I'm not talking aimbots when I say I hacked you

Sniper (TF2) vs Mercenary (RoR2) - Indie Game Rap Battles #5 [AUDIO]

Incredibox • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

(Sunrise!) Come on, come on and
Hold up, hold up, hold up the sky!
Any vibe is a reason to groove
…Except for the guys who can’t keep up the tunes (come on!)

(Hold tight!) Breathe in, breathe out and
Feel the rhythm flow through your mind
Though, I doubt that they have one 
Put ‘em back in their eggs and leave ‘em patched up!

Woah, look out! We in our element now, nobody’s better
Diamond your power source, and you still can’t apply pressure 
Yeah, I got a couple thumpies in the clip, but before that
Fling a thing and leave more holes in you than your lore has

But oh, little miss, this wins in your jelly dream
We’re cold when we spit, you’re just muttering anything
And if singing is enough to beat ya
Then we’re cutting you off like it’s PSVITA!  

My Singing Monsters • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

(Ha-ha!) I get your preaching love, that whole schtick
But no misses would stick it to those big ol’ lips
These guys ain’t got legs to stand up or fight us back
So Polo’s a no go? No one's riding that!

You guys are nuts, wrap it up with your bite sized beats
People need full videos to even hear your full team
And every style you bite off, it turns into stale white bread 
These candy rappers should’ve just stuck to Eminem / M&M

We’ve got a treasure trove of candy coated wonderlands
Every island has a vibe for anyone who wanders in
Here, we’re all a family and giving out mad love
It’s so out of this world, we don't need to reference Daft Punk

Sure, you drop something promising, but then it’s so small and
then the waiting’s the longest thing with every installment
Testing which fans are better? Well, we don't need to tell 
You took so long to drop content, the fans did it themselves! (Embarrassing!)

Incredibox • Verse 2 (12 Bars)

Wanna talk about who’s more fire? It’s you
You brought the fire back, just to colonizing for your use
And left ‘em stranded on an island stuck amber casing warm to the touch 
So are you satisfied knowing you're not number one?

This yetis slept on by his own god (yep)
They’d much rather have a mythical samurai than this cold fraud
And why’s this pile of moss yapping at me?
Furcorn looks like they have bug on they’re family tree

I won’t be glazing your screen, or anybody from your home, bruh
You guys are so fat, you live in a giant donut
See, you can’t stop our grind, we live to ride the fader
Just turn to stone and reincarnate as some better rappers!

My Singing Monsters • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

You can’t talk when your fans have been laying down hell 
They even jumped a kid because they were expressing themselves 
“Sprunk” into action and beat the fun out of it, man it was horrible
They switched their sides faster than the Pairanormals!

Yeeeeah, we love fruits, but that was in bad taste
Content farms saw cheese to be made, then turned Sprunki to a rat race
Then it spiraled into one big paradox
Now there’s no way of saving Incredibox

Incredibox vs. My Singing Monsters • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Grasman as Vox
Mochi as Karen
Stasious as Vox’s Camera Operators
Duplighost as Plankton
Beat by: ToneJonez
Written by: Ego
Mixed by: jordy
Cover art by: Cidisswo

LYRICS:

EGO RAP BATTLES!!!!

VOX!!!!

VS!!!!

KAREN!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

[Vox]
Here at VoxTek, you trust us with your info
But uhh, I barely know enough about yours to diss, though
I'm the new status quo, quid pro quo is your status
When you pay your costumers to eat your husbands fucking crap sticks
I'm the manager, Karen, I make the big bucks
But like you in your failing marriage, I dont give fucks
Your rapping software will crash, when you hear my bars like Val
Because I am going SO hard right now 
Chip dipped cuz you couldn't be a mom
Your secret formula is dying, find a new format
Red dot on K, so turn the TV on, TURN THE TV ONNNNN
You're second place, I’m the shit that comes before that!

[Karen]
(KAREN, what did i say about rap battles with the TV, huh?)
*sigh*, it's too bad you don't have a mute button like he does
(Come on! I wrote your whole programming you know, and still heard less beeps)
Than what? the censored version of your show?
Sorry, I think you mistook me for someone who gives a *EEEEE*
Here the soulless sinners usually work across the street
And you could have had all of pentagram city in your grasp
But you’re 1% evil, 99% hot ass!
You can dust my screen, you dont wanna fuck with me!
I'll take the letter after Vee, while you bleed like a plasma screen
Voiced by a Christian, but you’ll never see the gates above
Cuz you’ve got a face that not even a motherboard could love!

[Vox (to the tune of stayed gone)]
(Cameras rolling in 6,5,4) Welcome home!
Plankton gave you the boot and you Stayed Gone
Say hello, to a new rapping flow
Everyone knows that your show is washed, Turn the PC OFFFF (rolling in 3, 2, 1)
I'm a cold blooded shark, you roll on thin ice, bitch
You should know, I'm fucking used to crushing mobile devices
You're leagues beneath this overlord, The V's fucking tower
But even I can't hypnotize- (Your fans to take a shower?) (UGHHHHHHH)
Fuck you little miss bleeping heart, l'll show you suffering!!!
(Mmm… this anchor has no arms but the TV’s buffering!)
I'll destroy you!!!!!! (Oooh, I'd like to see you try :))
You miserable failure!!! you’re gonna fucking die!!!!
*power goes out*

[Karen]
This wayward sinner doesn’t have a way with words
If your network doesn’t pull the plug than you should do it first
You and your 2-inch short circuit can both make your exit
Pursuing allure, but you’re as insecure as Microsoft Edge is
Wifey with the wifi, I’m rocking the track
While you would lose all your bars at the drop of a hat
But I’ll give you props, your flow sure put me through hell to listen
You’re a sheldon of your former self, now that's good television!
*laughing hysterically* SHELDON (KARENNNN!!!!!)

Vox vs Karen (Hazbin Hotel vs SpongeBob) - Ego Rap Battles

Full video coming later this year (Hopefully September).

Kurobane Azia as Cirno
Snakebite126 as Papyrus
Writing by AshleyMagica
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixing by Jort
Temporary cover art by TheToppo

Cirno:
Cower before my might, ‘cause I am the brightest!
Like a yokai-shaped lamp - I could fool you without hiding
I’m magical, adaptable, you know I’m a natural
Try and capture the ice fairy? You’d only catch a cold

Now students, here’s a math problem:
Five royal guards face off with me - the strongest 
Subtract all the ones that got slaughtered
‘Cause Papyrus was their only option
Aren’t you supposed to get buried when it’s dogs and bones, kid?
Anyway, who’s left to defend from the one whose heart’s so frozen?
The answer is zero! There are no royal guards in Snowdin!

And you haven’t gone yet, but I predict that your lines are written in Papyrus script 
You should try a different font, ‘cause to me, that’s like Egyptian hieroglyphs
I got more fans, ‘cause I’m cooler! They wrote you hate mail, now I’m sending it
Let me spell it out for you: those are the only letters you’ll ever get

Papyrus:
THIS IS GENSOKYO’S STRONGEST? MY, YOU SURE FELL FAR
YOU’RE SO ILLITERATE, YOU CAN’T HANDLE YOUR OWN SPELL CARDS
AND WHEN THIS JUNIOR’S JUMBLED, YOU SOB LIKE, “WAHHH! IT AIN’T FAIR!”
THEY NAMED A DAY AFTER YOU? THEY SHOULD’VE NAMED A DAYCARE

YOU’RE A PAWN FOR ZUN’S GREED! YOU DARE CALL ME THE MONSTER?!
HE MILKS YOUR NAME SO MUCH, YOU SOLD OUT TO DAIRY SPONSORS
CHIRUMIRU HAS NO SAUCE, SO I’LL GO BACK TO MY PASTA
AND FURTHERMORE… SKELETONS CAN’T CATCH COLDS, YOU BAKA!

Cirno:
HEY, BACK OFF! I’m not six nor am I sixteen! I’m sixty!
I’m not your type, you sick creep! I know with children, you like getting Frisky
And despite living in snow, you reek of flop sweat
Carry my fairy status with pride, while you’re a skeleton in the closet 

Maybe try Chirumiru - it strengthens your gains
It’s good for your bones, and it’s the best thing you ever did taste
Besides that kid’s blade that got you sent to your grave
You’ll never change that human’s genocidal ways by giving them a friendly embrace
Couldn’t keep your head in the game
So you got reduced to a head in your game

Papyrus:
WHY, YES! YOU’RE AN EXPERT WHEN IT COMES TO GENOCIDAL TOLLS
THE POINT I’M MAKING IS: YOU SHATTER POOR ANIMALS INTO ICICLES
AS A ROYAL GUARD, IT’S MY DUTY TO WARN THE FROGGITS!
PAINT ME AS THE VILLAIN? I BET YOU’RE JEALOUS OF THEM ‘CAUSE YOU CAN’T MAKE THAT LEAP IN LOGIC

I SEE YOUR VILLAGE HAS COME TO REPORT A PROBLEM
THEY SAY YOU’VE ACCRUED A FORM MORE MONSTROUS…
WAIT! DID YOU JUST MAKE THAT CLAIM BECAUSE THAT ONE TIME, YOU WERE DRAWN WITH DARK SKIN?!
THAT’S YOUR CUE TO LEAVE, 9-BALL - YOU’RE OUT OF POCKET

DID YOU SEEK ME JUST BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT POTENTIAL RECRUITS OUT?
YOU THINK 9 COMES AFTER 2 - I HARDLY THINK YOU’D COUNT
JUST A LAUGHINGSTOCK WHO GOT THROWN OUT OF KEINE’S SCHOOLHOUSE
THAT’S GENSOKYO’S SPECIAL ATTACK! YOU ARE BLUE NOW!

Cirno vs Papyrus - AM Rap Battles

Written by SIR Rap Battles & 3ple
Mixed and Mastered by SIR Rap Battles
Art by Luke Reardon & jort
Beat by Raias Beats
Additional instrumentation by Glitch & SIR Rap Battles
Special thanks to Rakeish, Cherry-Jacob, Danii, MetaStarVA, AshleyMagica & Rabi

Little Mac (0:19):
Hey Doc! I think you’re mistaken
This isn’t what I meant by a ‘different trainer’
I mean look, she’s an amateur, let alone challenger
Would’ve thought she’d have better footwork as a traveller (grunts)

So you train to be the best in the whole land?
You remind me of every other trainer protag
Not even in the anime too? That’s gotta blow, dude
Ditched home, but you got nothin’ to write home to! 

(Uh) I’m so fabulous, your team’s average
Sic your ‘mons, I’ll bob and weave ‘em like it’s fabric
I’ve seen your films, you can’t act for shit
What’s a Champion doin’ in a trashy flick, huh? (ooh)

Toss her in and I’ll show her the ropes!
She’ll learn quick how a real fighter goes for the throat
So if you really love to battle, better hope you don’t choke
‘Cause paying up for defeat’s your way of going for broke!

Rosa (0:59):
Ah, I love battles… but can I get another round?
It’s Punch-Out, but it feels more like punching down
Here’s a tip if you wanna get steady gains
Train up like your next game, that's a real heavy-wait! (haha!)

You treat your series under similar bounds 
Yeah you're obeying the rules, by not kickin’ around
Wow, you dropped down and lost ground, not in shops now
Brought down from the stores, you were knocked out!

I’ll hand it to ‘ya, being a boxer sounds fun!
You get to dodge for your life, ‘till you’re replaced by a blonde
Ooooh, you got a Giga form? You’d fit right in with that sport circus!
Kept blowing your fuse, I bet you would ace the short circuit

(Hmm…) But you’ve got problems that you’re brawling through
Can’t think outside of the box when it’s just all you do
‘Cause from a glance at your foes sporting glaring designs
You're pretty good at making jabs at racist stereotypes! (chuckles)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
Little Mac (1:39):
Aight fine, you wanna meddle with this pro?
No Splicer, I’ll split you like it’s Emmet and Ingo
And your - dex has got the most primitive shit I’ve ever seen
“Let’s add ice cream, the trash, and some dudes wearing gis” (grunts)

Seems finding love is a hopeless mission 
‘Cause you met one guy who couldn’t go the distance
When you tried folding Ghetsis, he had your life in his palms
Shit, the warmest welcome you ever got was fuckin’ icicle shards
 
Rosa (2:00):
My Triple Battles are something you couldn’t triumph in
If I beat you thrice, you would go straight to retirement!
Fans and your calories, oh how they were burnt out
After you hit it big, it didn’t work out

Even in Smash, you still stay on the ground
Must be ‘cause all your insecurities are weighing you down!
Nintendo - threw in the towel and put your franchise through hell
The only time a Trophy never ends up back on the shelves! (Yeah!)

Little Mac vs Rosa. SIR Rap Battles Season 3 (ft. DillyDally & Aji)

Made by Team Innovative as part of the 100 Hour Challenge : )

Cole as Kris
AdamDRB as Scott Pilgrim
Walk as (Proceed)
Beat by Diamond Style
Beat Arrangement by Walk
Mixed by Light
Written by AdamDRB, Cole, Walk, and Valonide 
Edited by Valonide, AdamDRB, Cole, and Walk
Art by Valonide and Cole
Additional Assets by Atara Gracia, AsepriteRico, and ItzDFPlayer

Kris:
Scott Pilgrim!
You weak-minded villain.
You earned all of that LV and then spent it on children
Wanna use Knives? You’ll be at the end of mine
I’ve come to check and strike all your Precious Little Lies

You lead on and leech
You’re a creep and pretentious
You sleaze like your brains preinstalled with cheat engine
You sleep with girls out of your league, they regret it
And you’re just another ex by the time the weeks ended

Every chance you’ve wasted, every heart you’ve broken
Spending their every moment like they’re arcade tokens
You don’t control me,
When you see a girl that’s lonely
You only choose the path that’s easiest 
(PROCEED)


Scott Pilgrim:
Enough from the punk; it’s Me verse World
But aw man, this sucks… I don’t like hitting… giiiirls…?

mmm 😬 sorry I have another line
(TAPE REWIND)

Enough from the punk; it’s Me verse World
You did a WHOLE VERSE about me getting girls!
So get your hands away from Noelle, you perv!
I think Her and Susie are probably the L Word!

Your brother gets those trophies, sheesh, a whole lot
You don’t got any of your achievements unlocked (fucking DING!)
You never got kissed damn, you dress like a bitch, man
And with that sweater that you wear, does Berdly call you Kris-Chan?

(WOOOO) I heard that your mom is abuuusive 
It’s cause her son is a loooser who doesn’t ever do shiiiit
The son that she wanted
Is off to his college
And now you’re just lost bitttch
Alone and forgotten

This is the savior who will bring the people healing
But instead they’re busy scheming with freaky back alley dealing
Seedy little creep who freakin’ reeks of grease and apples
You’re no hero, you’re an anti-social incel and an asshole!


Kris:
She’s 17, Scott, that’s who you chose? 
Not even old enough to go and drink at your show
Envy dropped your ass for some chode on a dime
You were so milquetoast she dates a vegan out of spite

With every adaptation, the prophecy stands
Scott Pilgrim wants girls, and then Takes Off His Pants
You and your bass playing sucks, you have a shit band,
And also? I don’t fucking look like Chris-Chan.

Don’t act like you know me (PROCEED) I have friends- 
You went solo (PROCEED) it leveled up your whole team 
I'll get the world roaring we can see whose bands the loudest
Now I’ll stab you with such passion that your heart will be a fountain

Scott Pilgrim:
Let’s get this straight!
I don’t know how, this’ll age
But all of this is shit is
like really really gay
Keeping track of everything's a pain
I just wanna say I hate the player and the game!

This goes to the dick behind the screen!
Go the hell outside and get some vitamin D! (douchebag!)
Toby said it best and there’s no use pretending
Your choices never mattered cause THIS only had one ending!


Kris vs. Scott Pilgrim - Rap Battle

[Verse 1]
You crawl in the dark with your hunger and lies,
Devouring the innocent, hiding in disguise.
Parasites feeding, your sickness revealed,
The blood of the children will not be concealed.

[Pre-Chorus]
The shadows are watching, the hour is near,
Your empire of terror will drown in fear.
No more silence, no more control,
Retribution is carved into your soul!

[Chorus]
We will kill you if you keep eating our children!
Your kingdom ends, your reign forbidden!
Every scar becomes the blade we wield,
Your fate is sealed, your power repealed!

[Verse 2]
You think you’re gods with your thrones of decay,
But justice is coming, and it won’t delay.
The earth spits you out, the heavens deny,
Your screams will echo as you wither and die.

[Pre-Chorus]
The hunger you worship, the darkness you crave,
Will drag you down into your grave.
Every tear is a curse you’ll choke,
Every life you took ignites the smoke!

[Chorus]
We will kill you if you keep eating our children!
The hunted rise, the chains are broken!
Every cry becomes the war we fight,
We are the fire that burns through the night!

[Bridge]
No mercy, no pardon, no saving hand,
The hourglass shatters, your time unmanned.
The wolves are awake, and vengeance is near,
The children’s voices are all you’ll hear!

[Breakdown]
Kill! Kill! Kill the deceivers!
Burn! Burn! Burn the child-eaters!
Your empire’s ash, your blood will stain,
We bring the storm, we bring the pain!

[Final Chorus]
We will kill you if you keep eating our children!
The war is waged, your end is written!
No more shadows, no disguise,
Your judgment day is here — tonight you die!

Kris vs. Scott Pilgrim - Rap Battle

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