Omg this is so Scott

Character assassination🚫

Character GET OUT THE WAY MR PRESIDENT✅

Royal Rap Battles!
TheMonarchy as King Bob-Omb
Bucketheadking as King Pig
Beat produced by Surce
Written by Trakked, KingCorporeal, AlchemyKing
Additional help by: King Ducky
Mixer: (King) Jordy

Battle:

King Bob-Omb (0:13):
The king of kaboom has now entered the room; I expect that you soon will be met with your doom
Cuz I'm heading to you and you know that I'm ruthless, I'll use you as food at the end of this duel
I don’t know how you climbed and found my mountain but you’ll never amount to 
My legacy with all the eggs that you’re eating, try besting me and you’ll end up as a couch, fool!
(Haha!) To me, your tiny crown's a toothpick
I don’t care that you’re an heir because you’ve fared as rather useless
I'm gargantuan and flattening this wacky tacky bastard
So you better call for Leonard ‘fore I have your forces scattered

King Pig (0:40):
Pigs before made houses out of straw and wood, but that’s beneath me
No huff or puff can haul me off the roof, you can’t defeat me
Birds together tried to fight, my power’s what they’re all afraid of
I’m stronger than your metal plating, so I’ll show you what I’m made of!
Appetite like Gaston, on the track I’m a beast (snort) *
Nab his star and cash in, cause I’m covered in green! (snort) *
Now that I’m face to face with you, I simply must ask
What kind of paint did you spread on that wretched mustache?

King Bob-Omb (1:06):
Hold it, Porky; such embellished stories, I don’t give a damn
Cooking up a storm on this beat, call it Green Eggs and Ham
So listen Smooth Cheeks, we know you’re used to falling off
This awful pawn is off his rocker, while Bob-Omb calls all the shots!

King Pig (1:21):
You’re supposed to kneel to me, not.. whatever you’re doing now
Went from a boss to spin-offs, so that shows you’re losing clout
I may target infants, but I’d never throw them at foes
No wonder you’re the blasting master, all you do is blow!

King Bob-Omb (1:35):
At least I treat bob-ombs with respect. Your piggies protect you, and what do they get?
They get bruises and scratches, they’re losing their balance, you’re gnawing on eggs while they fall off the ledge! 
Constructing games out of spare parts and spinoffs no one had asked for
Now I’m dropping the mic harder than you from the App Store

King Pig (1:49):
That verse is the biggest bomb here, with the crap that you’ve laid
‘Cause your disses are like your Party board: factory-made
In a minute, I’ll be chilling with my minions, do you mind?!
So gimme your crown too, this win is MINE MINE MINE!!

King Bob-Omb vs King Pig - Rap Cypher #38

Rosenthal as Beelzebub and The King In Yellow
Writing by Rosenthal
Mixed by jordy 
Beat by SAINT-DROP
Thumbnail by Rosenthal
Special Thanks to Leo Barqui, HazelMoth, and TheMonarchy

0:00 

Rap Battles of Whatever! Beelzebub VS The King In Yellow! Begin!

Beelzebub (0:23)

Hah!

Attempt to go ahead and fuck with Beelzebub
Without sending one of your lackeys to go instead of ya!
When it comes to spreading, buddy you’ll be in second ‘cause
I got infectious bugs and plagues you’d be jealous of!
To draw followers, I mess with their brains!
While you follow them, giving schizophrenics a chase!
The time you’ve spent is a waste getting America’s faith
Don’t you know that they’re all basically already insane?!
You think you’re deadly? 
I’m getting rid of your religion when I tempt priests!
‘Cause this idiot is thinking that he’s led sheep
But your minions are fiction! You live in the abyss, bitch! Your kingdom is empty! 
I’ve aligned with false gods
But you won’t join me in Hell when you’re tied to Carcosa!
I’ll offer an octopus a name that rolls off the tongue
You’ll thank me once you’ve gotten to taste my Baal Zebub!

The King In Yellow (1:07 )

Don’t talk.
You’re a fly, how you’re giving our hopes up.
Put your lights out, your evening star goes dark
Die thou, in dim Carcosa. 
Sit and listen to the sermons. I assure, this vermin’s verses fit within the church hymns,
Your words are perfect when they serve as my disturbance
For the sin that you seem to be, you’re not fit for the evil deeds
You’re lessened to the representative of obesity.
All your followers have fallen and faded from your grasp
When you enter the battle like a plague upon the land
My face is not a mask, but I’ll stop what you had spewed
‘Cause I’d raise my palms and clap if I wanted to catch you
I’m impressed, the lord of flies can gather hordes of insects
But I’m repelled and horrified you’d rather lure in children
You’re Satan in some cases, and in others you’d oppose him.
Your name may be vague, but you’re clearly revolting

Beelzebub (1:50)

Think you’re terrifying me, shouting from your ivory towers?
You’re the ‘Yellow’ King! The prime example of the ideal coward!
No self esteem, your identity’s been disguised with your powers
‘Cause underneath, you’d be a lifeless cadaver!
I’ll raise the stakes like Salem, making flames that end your life!
Slow burn torture makes you the King in Yellow - Light!
The Streets cut you short, but I’ll arrange your fate today
And turn this patron of shepherds into a patron saint!

The King in Yellow (2:12)

You’ve yet to live up the sin of gluttony’s name now
You lack the bite, but I’ll help make you break down
You’re nauseous already, ejecting bile and spitting puke
But jaundice won’t be the only yellow signs you’re victim to
It’s fitting that your cults are all unstable
They’re tripping trying to follow a fallen angel
I rule over lost souls, your loss is no different
I’ve controlled you the second that you saw what I’ve written

Outro (2:34)

Beelzebub VS The King In Yellow - Rap Battles of Whatever

Egomanic as The Zodiac Killer
Stasious as Slenderman

YDGeon as The Announcer

Lyrics Written by Pwner

Audio Mixed by Cidisswo & Mr. Jay.

Lyrics:

CIDISSWO RAP BATTLES
THE ZODIAC KILLER
VERSUS
SLENDERMAN
BEGIN



The Zodiac Killer:


Am I in 2011? Is this guy even relevant?
Fuck it, I'll come back to killing beats just for the hell of it.
I murder and leave in a hurry. Police scurry as I'm chilling.
Your tentacles are less scary than a Little Mermaid villain! (Oh!)
A soulless man with no personality? The suit fits
'Cause you're no horror figure! You're a corporate executive!
I cut San Fran citizens' lives like their Grim Reaper.
You stalk kids? Minecraft should have no mob from this creeper.


Slenderman:

Something Awful is coming, and I don't mean your raps.
Shoulda kept your cypher in a cipher over hearing you yap.
This recluse is set to lose when Slender Man's let loose.
You're nasty and pathetic. That's why they thought you were Ted Cruz! (Ahh!)
Slendy's the darker Slim Shady to fill with dread.
The shit you spit is garbage; keep it in that bag on your head.
You wanted slaves in your afterlife, but now I'll make you my proxy
Ripping through your body; making it an easier autopsy


The Zodiac Killer:


Go finish your Krusty Krab shift 'cause you lost this.
This octopus will flop like a fish…and his box office.
You scare with Eight Pages? I can scare with only four.
They'd never take you serious as Hugo Boss mannequin folklore!
See if you can crack my code on the serial killer box.
But I doubt you can face it from the lack of face you got!
You even stole my symbol, but you'll wish you never copied
'Cause I cooked your creepypasta with a side of calamari.
 

Slenderman:


Watch this victor surge to the top as you fall.
I grow several stories tall. Your story's got no one enthralled!
You called yourself Zodiac? You think that's dope?
It sounds like a psychotic teen girl who reads horoscopes!
You're just a bogey dick I step on like gum on my shoe.
By the time I get in your mind, there's nothing you can do.
When they finally find you, your corpse will be reeking,
So take your last scream. This is the Zodiac shrieking.


[Outro]:
WHO WON? 
WHO’S NEXT? 
YOU DECIDE

CI DISS WO 
RAP *gets shot by the Zodiac*
BA TTLES…

The Zodiac Killer vs Slenderman - Cidisswo Rap Battles

I had to do at least one Texas battle as a Texan

Ego as The Engineer
Matt Raichous as Hank Hill
Writing by Alchemyking
Beat by Beatg33kz
Arrangement by Alchemyking
Mixing and mastering by Danii
Cover art by Matt Raichous
Special thanks to: Molliebdenite, SPM1000

The Engineer:
You wanna sit with me a while? Come and have a seat
But with that physique, you’d just slip right off with your flat asscheeks
Just a middle-aged schlub, I’m not missing your ilk
Dominate this bland dad, now I’m the King of the Hill

I’d rather watch the Mann brothers’ feud than your family squabbles
‘Cause while I’m handling shotguns, you just solve practical problems
Maybe get your wife to teach you sex ed next time, ‘cause I met her
Then I Pegged her, and we got to work erectin’ a dispenser

From Laotians to drag queens, you’re just spreading your hate
Did you teleport all your bread? You’re fifteen years out of date
I’d cock my shotgun, shoot all your tanks, and show you what real pro pain is
Won’t rest til your place is flaming — (cocks shotgun) Makin’ bacon!

Hank Hill:
I tried to join your lobby, but I had to take my leave
‘Cause every other game I entered was just Mann vs. Machines
I can’t stand you in the least, always goin’ off with thoughtless words
You sound so damn crazy, I should call you Dale Conagher!

(BWAAAAAH!) You wanna beef with me? A grilling natural?
All your lines were undercooked, because your heart is black as coal
I tell ya what, you mess with me, and things get messy
If you think I’m just a sap, that means I’ll still take down your sentries!

And let me tell you, that Scout should go and back outta this fight
I don’t care how buoyant he is, that boy ain’t right!
That hat you’re wearing fits you, ‘cause you’re so hard-headed
But your company’s so short-handed, you can’t fix it with prosthetics

The Engineer:
Heh… catch of the day, much? I thought I’d have to wait
But you took my bait right at the start like it’s crack cocaine
And stop pickin’ on Scout! Do I need to get it through your cranium?
He always bats for us, you were just born in Yankee Stadium

You’re not a true Texan! You’re callin’ me dumb with that head of yours?
And how are you so cold when you do chores in blazing temperatures?
Got it! Your father doesn’t want ‘ya, and you make it everyone’s problem
You tower over him, and you still get picked on by Cotton

Hank Hill:
You’re crackin’ jokes ‘bout my dead daddy, and you think I’d laugh?!
I’ll make like the mods in all your lobbies when I kick your ass!
My papa was a hero, and he fought through countless war scenes
You’re such a sadsack soldier, I’d rather listen to Dauterive

So why don’t you mosey back to your recliner ‘fore your next bout?
Even with your memes, for your team, you’d never stick your neck out
The King’s secured his crown, so I’ll go back to flipping burgers
While you take out your wrench and try in vain to fix your servers

Hank Hill vs. The Engineer - AK Rap Battles

prod by JEFFJENKEM

ghost

Do you like scary movies? I don’t like yours:
The overglorified torture porn
Even with so much gore, your film ain’t rough enough.
Heh… pretty funny, huh?
Once I cut out the blood and guts, I’ll bring it up to snuff

I’m horrorcore: do it like I’m Voorhees or the Torrance sort, 
So expect a kid to get his torso torn
Vocal chords screaming “mommy!” as I’m growing close
Home Alone? Well, you don’t know for sure

But I’ll get a little festive with it when I visit
Hear doorbell’s a-ringing, now Kev’s a Christmas spirit 
No answer? Then I’ll enter like my knife does
Grab the handle, twist it, and leave the inside sliced up- OW FUCK (*hot doorknob*)

kev

BOZO! My traps’ll ward you off!
I set them all up while you monologued and waffled on
Your victims get away? Take advice from their escapes
If you’re having trouble with the door, try the stairway! (*hit with paint can*) 

HAH, you fell again!
Since you slip a lot, I’ve prevented it (*steps on nail*) 
‘Cause I’m sharp and a step ahead!
If you like stalking on women then 
I know another creepy crawly you can befriend! (*spider attack!!*)

Ghostface, you should be honoured and proud
You’ll finally get put in the papers when your body gets found
Because you'll live up to your name if you don’t walk yourself out
Once you trip on one more thing, you’ll end up haunting this house

ghost

I’ll show Kidzbop Kramer a real rip off
They’ll struggle putting you together if you’re craving to be Jigsaw
You’re soulless like his puppet as well! You’re an expert!
You’ll get wheeled out, too! On a STRETCHER

kev

Stretch is right! The ghost’s franchise is dead!
If Scream gets too long, it’s a pain in the neck
Good thing you mask it up with voice changing effects
When you’re stabbed, you’d yell like me in every chase scene you’re in

ghost

In this verse, one more Ghostface assists me with this
But I heard there was more of your flicks, and I’m pissed
Cause like my accomplices, a second’s expected
But not the third, or the fourth, or the fifth, or the sixth

(*multiple ghostfaces appear and chase kevin*)

Fuck a second me, I brang a never-ending me crusade
Meant to beat and maim Dennis the Mentally Deranged
Wanna bash our voice? You should take a tip
For when you made the scripts of all your later films and fuckin’ change the pitch!

So which one of us will get the kill now?
It’s a free for all, like you’re Kevin MacLeod
We’ll tear your throat out if you’re yelling so loud
It’ll be a Silent Night once you’re dead in the ground!

(*they got majorly juked by kevin, they stab a decoy*)

Wait, it’s just a cutout on a shitty old broom!

kev

(*kevins at the top of some building pelting them with bricks*)

I’m awful surprised you got the wrong guy
It’s your signature move
Cause all your narratives share a template
Wanna be bricks in the wall? Oh ho, you’ll get bricks!

Always partnered up, and it baffles me
Only for stabbing sprees, never romantically
You wanna gut ‘em because you’re gutted they’ve had enough talk
But you’re just hung up on the fact you get hung up on

(*one ghostface runs away from kevin’s brick assault into the city streets*

You haunt your daughter far from where you started off
You got Lost in New York after you lost the plot
Because her mind is a mess
But when you’re dead, she’ll be like how you’ll get this violent dent: 

Old Man Marley:

Right in the head

(*old man w the shovel oneshots ghostface*)


hi! welcome back to a new different version of rosenthal battles where i sort of just dont give a shit about anything past the demo stage because i cba!

i actually started writing this after christmas 2024 and had both first verses done before i went MIA, but during my break i eventually chiseled this down til i got where it is today, and im happy w how it turned out.

it was also very fun to write kevins 1st, with all the trap shit. i didnt know how to convey that kind of physical comedy purely through an audio format so i hoped the sound effects work haha

Ghostface VS Kevin McCallister - Scrapped Battles of Whatever

April fools you little sausage  𓆏 

•CAST/CREW•
Light as Majin Sonic
TheNauticalClayDol as Atari 2600 ET

(Majin Sonic)
A finger wave outta start this
Another bargain bin scrap from the shit market?
Outbound me? I stomp flames
Screw an arcade, Rolfe pushes your buttons and then you haunt James!

Hop back in the airship you came in and I'm still fly
The lags and glitches isn't something for a thrill, guy!
Worth a shit ton for this Reeses Pieces looking ass
The only thing I groom is my fantastic mustache!

(Atari ET)
Um, excuse me, I know my neck stretches miles
Searching for another soul in your game might take a while
And finding a single worth of those flow switches
Your dead ass looks like the type to say I get no bitches!

Oh is it still my rap? Well chap I “mustache”
How did baldi and banban have more upper class?
Beat me please, you battling thee
OG fucking ET, your ass is just another EXE!

(Majin Sonic)
OH HO HO, not a single anomaly would find you!
FLOWS TOO SLOW, wouldn't be the same in my shoes!
You're a prick to many, and I thought I was the hedgehog!
I ran laps around you, you ran and then fell off!

(Atari ET)
All the rings, yet couldn't attract a single mate!
Fun is Infinite? When you were terminated I wouldn't say the same
From gaining clout, to FNF taking you down
Then went from “I AM GOD” to a Lord X'ing you out


Majin Sonic Art by Tompuffs
Atari ET Art by box

Written by box
Demo by box
Beat by Soulker
Mixed by box
Thumbnail by Tompuffs



ATARI 2600 ET VS Majin Sonic ○ Rap Battle by box [feat. Light!]

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
JustGamer as Ralsei
AjisaiVA as Chiaki Nanami

Ralsei:
Greetings, Ms. Nanami!
It's wonderful to meet you!
It is clear I must try to defeat you, sorry in advance
There's no chance you will make me the P2
I won't let you mess with my game like a weird route
Sharper than the spear used by your friend in that blaze
When you sent your grenade in... oh, forget what I'm saying!
There's only gonna be a single end to this game
And I got backup from my friends
Because I never betrayеd them, come now
Therе's nothing to be afraid of, Kris
What we faced is way more dangerous than this one gamer kid
That was my verse, I hope you thought it was nice
Now close your eyes and just picture how Chiaki'd reply

Chiaki Nanami:
(Yawn) Sorry, I must have been sound asleep
I guess that's what happens when you count on sheep
You're not the GOAT, just an object with a conscience
Call this battle the funhouse 'cause I'm locked in
You can't touch this, you'll just raise my TP
Then I'll cast an ACT, send you under like you're ET
This'll be a brief case, hit you with my raps and
You're nothing but clothes that I'll fold away;
That's how I pack, man.
Leagues above your legend in this mundane matchup
Couldn't get onto my level with your fun gang stacked up
And what this plush hides got Undyne in the Knight's sight?
Should have told Kris your villain dies by a night light
Frankly, there's too much doubt for me to trust you
Don't bring up your fluff, I do not want to touch you
Last time a chef got clingy, he met my fist
But if I did hit you you'd probably like it

Ralsei:
So that's why... Ah! Your quips were just amusing!
That was sarcasm, I picked it up from Susie
Sorry, Ms. Nanami, but I just ain't quitting
I don't mean Akane when I say "hit it!"
I'm here to serve, that's what my role entails, I won't lose sight of my goal
While this troll has failed (That's right!)
You're not a true leader to the friends around ya
Better that a glue eater would just keep her mouth shut
I love my friends, they're the world to me
We do everything we can to be the perfect team
You're just a spy made to observe the teens
Trying to hide you're in security
So I dedicate this rap to send your foundation a message
You can never write off what is found within THE LEGEND
Don't Forget to breathe, there's no doubt I left you breathless
The lines that I dropped wiped you out like it was Tetris!

Chiaki Nanami:
It's good you're speaking up, didn't hear what you said, though
The hymns of this headband are nothing to my headphones
Even so, it doesn't matter how you say it is
I'm about to get the high score in the game you're in
I sacrificed myself so all my friends could have a life
You're passing off a batch of lies so your friends remain pacified
I'll pass the CHECK, I already know I have the lines
To take down another soft and fluffy black and white mastermind
Laugh behind your hand as you talk behind the back of SOULs
You casual
This lackey's a repackaged blackened Asriel
So bow to me if you want to talk active roles
Cause it's Game Over!
I'd say Toothpaste Boy has been rolled

Ralsei vs. Chiaki Nanami. DGPRB.

Made by Team Innovative as part of the 100 Hour Challenge : )

Cole as Kris
AdamDRB as Scott Pilgrim
Walk as (Proceed)
Beat by Diamond Style
Beat Arrangement by Walk
Mixed by Light
Written by AdamDRB, Cole, Walk, and Valonide 
Edited by Valonide, AdamDRB, Cole, and Walk
Art by Valonide and Cole
Additional Assets by Atara Gracia, AsepriteRico, and ItzDFPlayer

Kris:
Scott Pilgrim!
You weak-minded villain.
You earned all of that LV and then spent it on children
Wanna use Knives? You’ll be at the end of mine
I’ve come to check and strike all your Precious Little Lies

You lead on and leech
You’re a creep and pretentious
You sleaze like your brains preinstalled with cheat engine
You sleep with girls out of your league, they regret it
And you’re just another ex by the time the weeks ended

Every chance you’ve wasted, every heart you’ve broken
Spending their every moment like they’re arcade tokens
You don’t control me,
When you see a girl that’s lonely
You only choose the path that’s easiest 
(PROCEED)


Scott Pilgrim:
Enough from the punk; it’s Me verse World
But aw man, this sucks… I don’t like hitting… giiiirls…?

mmm 😬 sorry I have another line
(TAPE REWIND)

Enough from the punk; it’s Me verse World
You did a WHOLE VERSE about me getting girls!
So get your hands away from Noelle, you perv!
I think Her and Susie are probably the L Word!

Your brother gets those trophies, sheesh, a whole lot
You don’t got any of your achievements unlocked (fucking DING!)
You never got kissed damn, you dress like a bitch, man
And with that sweater that you wear, does Berdly call you Kris-Chan?

(WOOOO) I heard that your mom is abuuusive 
It’s cause her son is a loooser who doesn’t ever do shiiiit
The son that she wanted
Is off to his college
And now you’re just lost bitttch
Alone and forgotten

This is the savior who will bring the people healing
But instead they’re busy scheming with freaky back alley dealing
Seedy little creep who freakin’ reeks of grease and apples
You’re no hero, you’re an anti-social incel and an asshole!


Kris:
She’s 17, Scott, that’s who you chose? 
Not even old enough to go and drink at your show
Envy dropped your ass for some chode on a dime
You were so milquetoast she dates a vegan out of spite

With every adaptation, the prophecy stands
Scott Pilgrim wants girls, and then Takes Off His Pants
You and your bass playing sucks, you have a shit band,
And also? I don’t fucking look like Chris-Chan.

Don’t act like you know me (PROCEED) I have friends- 
You went solo (PROCEED) it leveled up your whole team 
I'll get the world roaring we can see whose bands the loudest
Now I’ll stab you with such passion that your heart will be a fountain

Scott Pilgrim:
Let’s get this straight!
I don’t know how, this’ll age
But all of this is shit is
like really really gay
Keeping track of everything's a pain
I just wanna say I hate the player and the game!

This goes to the dick behind the screen!
Go the hell outside and get some vitamin D! (douchebag!)
Toby said it best and there’s no use pretending
Your choices never mattered cause THIS only had one ending!


Kris vs. Scott Pilgrim - Rap Battle

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/UaQjE2B_HCw?si=1xC2MQydRkSOtO-Q

Dennislikesjazz as Pim Pimling
Zawesome as Charlie Dompler
Dennislikesjazz as Allan Red
Dennislikesjazz as Glep

Eddiefrb as Yellow Guy
I HATE EVERYTHING as Red Guy
RNG as Duck 

RecD as Mr. Boss
nathanwagnervo as Colin the Computer (cameo)

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Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E03yp6554tQ2gc5ZRyrFezVtMXXM4Rxygdik8kuotFE/edit?usp=sharing

Directed by Eddiefrb
Written by Eddiefrb & RecD
Beat prod. by TNYPOP (first half) & RecD (second half)
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover Art by CyanCoat
Cover Design by Eddiefrb

Smiling Friends vs Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

Happy Halloween! As well as a happy 5 year anniversary for yours truly! Didn't want to miss this day for the world, so we've got a new battle for the spooky season! Today we have a battle between two ghosts who rule over haunted mansions, with armies of monsters that'll come after anyone who dare steps foot in them. We have King Boo, the ruler of the boos and Luigi's arch nemesis from the Mario series/Luigi's Mansion games, and Spooky, the cute yet sadistic owner of the titular Jump Scare Mansion. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Shimario as King Boo
Sanpie as Spooky

Written and Directed by: Shimario
Beat Produced by: Teimunity
Mixed and Mastered by: GamingPlush64
King Boo Art by: Dboy
Spooky Art by: jort and 3ple
Thumbnail by: Shimario
Special Thanks to: TaigaTonic, MetaStarVA, SIR Rap Battles, and ENNWAY

Lyrics: 
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eDqs1vfsE6oWvA4PVwRM2odySsD9xN2Jn8N5n7Alpig/edit?usp=sharing

King Boo vs Spooky - Rap Battle!

Reupload. Last upload got taken down and my appeal didn't go through.

Azia as Peridot
Lil Secks as The Flatwoods Monster

Peridot:

*ahem* Here’s the drill, you corrupted cryptid
I’m sure to leave a burnt metallic odor inflicted
On this twisted thing so it can’t cause humans harm
By removing this clodpated owl from my barn!
*Peridot grumbling noises* Not a stretch to erect you defective
When even your very permanence comes into question
When Pumpkin warned me of a danger - I assumed it would be that
Not a Braxton brat left like his name and fame - Flat!


The Flatwoods Monster:

Is your win’s existence evident? Let’s gather the evidence
You drone on more than those that defend your residence
Homeworld’s logic is astounding - they’ve made an Era 2
I’ll be taking Lapis out of your life - you’re feeling blue
Shud a Lil’ Butler step up in this bout
I’ll prove you’re not unique - I cast the shadow of a doubt
Staring sadly at the figure your irate dog ate
While your Campy Pining Heart couldn’t even keep a Log Date

Peridot:

I don’t think my Message was Received, judging by your torment
You just keep spitting things that get flushed down the toilet
The point is - I’m prevailing in this verbal Gem War
So I order you to get out my dimension, 10 4?
You’d like a Log Date, wouldn’t ya? Got a thing for tree trunks
But now the Flatwoods Monster’s unable to touch stumps
*NYEHEHEH!* That Will Be All, you Flatwoods clod
There will be no escape pod when displayed as a fraud

The Flatwoods Monster:

Towering over this Mistake, like my name was Yellow Diamond
When I’m spitting fire balls to leave this Breakfast Friend Crying
Don’t get con-fused, prude, when you’re blacked out and and caked in goo
I sighted Doritos and Mountain Dew fused, it was you!
Step out of your Uni-verse and face me in tangibility
For I shall spare this Clusterf*** due to her lack of ability
So you can save your “wow, thanks” and your feeble skills from Steven
Before I leave you and this battle cut clean like cleavage..

Kris vs. Scott Pilgrim - Rap Battle

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