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Brian Posehn - Dirty Jokes

I make EDM and hip hop beats

my YouTube channel is Tartwatermelon, check it out

I don't post often so don't yell at me.

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Please read! This is my permanent account now so...Yee. I don’t have a verified email address but you can still chat with me to vent about something or just to have a friend to listen to you so... If you have any problems or something you need help with I’m here for you I’ll do my best to listen to you and help you though it I’m here for you dudes! Also don’t tell Denki, but... he’s kinda hot in my perspective👌. I don’t care what it is I’ll help the best I can. Dis safe place 🏳️🏳️‍🌈🏳️

Info for ya dudes
Gender: ...any 
Age: ain’t say nothing 
Sexuality: pan sexual 
Goal: get good cosplay ideas, and come out to my family
Fear: being alone
Likes: McDonalds, yeeting things, music, drawing 
Dislikes: loud noise, public transport, people in general 
Dream: get a corgi and eventually cosplay 
I’m exited for: eventually moving out of my house in about 6 years (hint hint)
Oh yeah and one more thing...I LIKE TRAINS 🚂 Choo Choo
Yeet chilld 
Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ😠? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ😎? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ🙍?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet🚫🍪. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ🙎?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs⏰ ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ 💄ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd🙇?... Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ🏠. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ugly sᴄᴀʀs👱?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ🚩. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ😭?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ😷. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ👱?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ👳. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ🚫. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ🌟 , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡill.❤️
💜__💜_____💜__💜___ Put This
_💙_____💙_💙_____💙__ Heart
_💚______💚______💚__ On Your
__💛_____/______💛__ Page If
___🧡____\_____🧡___ You Had
____❤️___/___❤️_____ Your Heart
______🤎_\_🤎_______ Broken
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♥♥♥♥Put This On Your
-♥♥--♥♥Wall If You Have
-♥♥--♥♥Or Suffer With
-♥♥--♥♥(Depression)
--♥♥♥♥(Bipolar)
---♥♥♥(Anorexia)
--♥♥♥♥(Self Harm)
-♥♥--♥♥Or Any
♥♥----♥♥Mental Illness

I ❤️ My Followers!!!~
❤️ ❤️Put This Heart
❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️If
❤️ ❤️ ❤️You
❤️ ❤️Love
❤️ ❤️Your
❤️Followers

Your skin ain't paper📜
So don't cut it✂❌
Your face isn't a mask🎭
So don't cover it
Your size isn't a book📘
So don't judge it
You life ain't a film🎬
So don't end it❌ put this on ur bio if you want someone you know to stop doing what they are doing