Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of Barry's who found meaning in their lives when taking flight; Barry Steakfries, main character of Jetpack Joyride vs Barry Benson, main character of the Bee Movie. Enjoy, and happy April Fool's!

King Mewtwo as Steakfries

Zawesome as Benson

- LYRICS -

Welcome to another Barry vlog, I hope you're excited
We got a bug who couldn't score close to a B minus 
Warburton should boot whoever wrote your shit
I can hear Jerry in the booth like “wHaT’s ThE dEaL wItH tHiS sCrIpT?”
Film companies don't gotta kick into high gear
Cuz DreamWorks' fly bee won’t see any Buzz for Lightyears 
Which Barry will bury the other? No discussion
Probably not the one who hits on his own cousin 
When I'm dripping on him, he'll drop like it's rain water
Found a granny and decided to swat her? Get smacked with a swatter
And you murked Winnie? Where’s this geek's morality
Oh wait, you're the one who put the “bee” in beastiality

I'll carry this on my back cuz I'm plane amazing
When I'm done you’ll really run endlessly this time
But according to all known laws of aviation
There’s no way that a bee… could be this fly!
Adam, relax; he’s not a human. I’m correct
Cuz he’s built like a mini-fridge and dude don't have a neck
You Halfbrick half-wit, imma smack this fellow
Sweater reppin the east hive; black and yellow, black and yellow
Here's your last crossover for you to exploit for cash
You must get along with your dog cuz you got stale in a Flash
Ya like when I'm jazzed up or are you getting peeved
Man, look at your jacket, you got nothing up your sleeve 

Joke about my sleeves? Now your fun’s stopping
Cuz this shotty on my back ain’t the only guns popping
I won't be lying! I'll beeline past your bee line, you slacker
… if I say “bee” more will you end faster?
Cannon's blasting, there's no use hiding under cups
Dude told a girl "you didn't kill me, now I'm dumb in love"
Strong Arm Machine! Without S.A.M. I’ll still fuck you up
Keep eating Cheerios, I’ll be making your Honey Nut
Wanna go to court? You’ll be sentenced to life with
Charges of ruining flowers and a shitty Xbox tie-in
Here's the only way you'll ever be that hot
Call you Cardi Bee Benson with that Weak-Ass Plot

Funny you mention breaking up couples
Cuz while you were riding your bird, I found your girl up on Bumble
I’m that ballin’ pollen jock, but you can hop off of mine
“Steakfries” is right with your medium and salty rhymes
But lemme really break it down ‘til this guy is frownin’
He ain’t a Steakfries, his real name is Friesenhausen
Cuz mommy wanted a Gareth but mistyped, and now his
Whole life he got a name you sound like a troglodyte pronouncin' 
What's the Age of these Zombies selling you for a fast buck?
The most legit thing about you is where you stole your pack from 
Here’s one more stinger so you get the point, guy
You’re so tired out; I'll call you Jetlag Joyride

Written, directed, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Beat produced by William Davies
Mixed by Fightmarker (w/ help from Freshy Kanal)
Feedback by JustGamer, GamingPlush64, Fightmarker, and the spaceship

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

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