Orginal video by brodo go sub to him he makes good lyrics!:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yNhmSPIz2cA&t=381s

Last Chance With lyrics by brodo

Happy Valentine's Day!

Chao as I Hate You
Trakked as I Love You
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Trakked

Battle:

I Hate You:
Up against worn out malware I’ll be sure to hold my own
Darker things lurked in windows in a battle with my bro
You’re blind like the Boos if you think you’ll take this win
You’ll find that you’ll lose before we even begin
I HATE YOU! This spyware’s a liar
This love bug’s squashed when he dies in my fire
The spotlight I thrive in will leave you outshone
I’m spitting fire, you thought koopa worked alone?
You’re luring in virgins with letters so fake
And you call yourself a worm? Ha, you're more of a snake
Leave you with a heart attack; no, you’re not a threat
So I’ll leave you erased off the face of the ‘net

ILOVEYOU:
With shoddy writing and design; seems this pasta's unstable
Your brother offed you like a reverse Cain and Abel
You started from the bottom, never rose to the top
When the creepypasta wiki went to give you the drop
I’ve defiled files for a while, this ROM hack’s lost
You’re a vile manchild and a poor final boss
You plunged.. straight into lava, you’re done
Been in the shadows too long, you’ll never be player one 

I Hate You:
Creator's a pussy using the internet as a mask
But you know what they say: curiosity killed the cat
You clowned on the web, a foolish freak who stalks kids
Till you became an info techs worst fear: an IT’s IT
Oh God no! You're off-flow! 
Think you can kill me with mods? No!
I’m Nintendo’s shining star when I clash with any foe
A mix of scrambled parts, change your name to missing flow

ILOVEYOU:
What a twist. You persist. Yet your story won't be missed.
Rebelling against your brother when you need him to exist.
More powerful than sickness; I’m an unstoppable force
Your ship sank as soon as your story ran its course
Scare me? The writing on the wall is all you got
Heard scarier “oh no’s” shouted out by Michael Scott
I could look through my passwords and find someone better
This plumber’s so lonely he would never get my letter
I’m a weapon, you’re destined to fall against this virus
Learn a lesson in seconds when I make your vocals silent
Maze caved in ‘14, now our memories are hazy
You can meet your princess when you’re both pushing daisies.

I Hate You vs ILOVEYOU - Rap Cypher #21

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of vision-obscuring, similarly-named video game enemies. Left 4 Dead’s Boomer versus Super Mario’s Blooper. Enjoy!

Freshy Kanal as Boomer
EddieFRB as Blooper

Written by Commander Jacob
Beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by 2Deep

-LYRICS-
Boomer: 
Yo! Back up, squiddy. Your dick-shaped head is gonna be leaking
I’ll splatter a couple colors everywhere; so here’s an Inkling
I'm even wavy when I break in half
I'm out-taking lives. Bloopers getting cut because he just makes me laugh
Boom-bap blasting in your face when im speaking shit
Blow chunks and then you'll just see green if you peep me Creeping in
Bile emanating. Spreading sauce; this calamari is dead
By eliminating this Sharpie, ill kick him out the party again
Rip off your arms, no Sunshine at all
What kinda underwater creature gets killed by a fireball
And you're wack on a track, I hope ya heard what i mean
The shit I vomit covers more than a third of the screen

Blooper:
This ain't a drive-by. Your ass would just stress the kart
Plus I'd be better off rapping against a jar
Waddle up and die in one shot. And best of all?
you look like King Bob-Omb with high cholesterol
Think about it, you're only useful in surprise attacks
But I can see your chonky ass from a mile back
I go *splat* in your fat face, better think fast
Your girl rides me like a surfboard then empties my ink sac
I lightly shove you off? you’re not a threat to me
To do damage? Bring in a horde of enemies
I don't care if it ain't cool
If I wanted a boomer too slow to make shit, I'd go battle Gabe Newell

Thanks for watching
-ComJac

Boomer vs Blooper | Half-Ass Rap battles

Hi Walter ! vs. Happy Anniversary - Royale Rap Battle! 


Cri As Hi Walter ! 


RaccoonBro As Happy Anniversary 


M&Mattie As Hi Walter ! body actor


Dudz As Happy Anniversary body actor


Mixed by Light_IWNL 


Written by M&Mattie & King Ducky

Cover Art by Box Soldier

Beat prod. 2deep


Hi Walter !:

Hi Walter! It's me, your friend Patrick

I was at the mall, can you believe what happened!?

I saw this broken man trapped in a laughing fit

Claiming he's kidnapping kids but that's just a trick!


He's not a mad man you see, he's a sad sack who's pleased

By the families who plead, as he laughs at the deceased

As they sob on their knees, hes sat cackling at a screen

With lighting as bad as can be, plus he's in the shadow of me


Happy Anniversary:

Oh Patrick, poor Patrick, your shticks already done

Sad tricks, I mastered em, you just lack my cun

Actings shit, imagining, that's he's just met his love

And he quit when his victims cried, I sat and laughed at em!


You've got one famous bit, I've got a catalogue of skits

And all of them were hits, your art projects aren't shit

You made this with the entire crew you manned?

Well this time, you're the one leaving in a Dirtbag.


Hey Walter !:

The police arrived at the door and it put an end to ya

The only skits you have now are fucking phrenia 

And Walter, wanna know what's so funny about this

Like his family, this battle, and his vids, he's lost it!


Happy Anniversary:

Tried to find yourself love, but you couldn't get a clue

How could I consider you a threat with how she used you

And I can't understand how you handled that adversity

You were left behind for 6 years. Happy Anniversary


Hi Walter ! vs. Happy Anniversary - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Cri & RaccoonBroVA]

FNF Confronting Yourself But Tord And Tord Larson Sings It(FNF Eddsworld Cover)

Scylla Sings A Song (Godzilla X Kong The New Empire Monsterverse Parody)

Shine With Me

No Love Just Sin

[Hook]
These elites are fuckin’ killin’ us,
Tryna chain the spirit, but they ain’t drillin’ us,
We rise, we fight, we don’t combust,
From the ashes of the system — it’s in us we trust!


[Verse 1]
Eyes wide open, I see through the scheme,
They feed us lies, controlin’ the dream,
Bleedin’ the planet, poison in streams,
But I’m too relentless, I fight with a team.
No more silence, no more fear,
Every word’s a weapon, I’ll make it clear,
We break their grip, the end is near,
Hope in the chaos, I persevere.


[Hook]
These elites are fuckin’ killin’ us,
Tryna chain the spirit, but they ain’t drillin’ us,
We rise, we fight, we don’t combust,
From the ashes of the system — it’s in us we trust!


[Verse 2]
Watch ‘em sit on thrones made of blood and gold,
While the people starve, doin’ what they’re told,
But I’ll never bow, I’ll never fold,
I’m a voice for the voiceless, brave and bold.
Energy fueled, I ignite the spark,
Lightin’ torches in the pitch black dark,
Revolutions start with a single mark,
And I carve my truth — permanent like art.


[Bridge]
Yeah, they’re killin’ us slow, but I refuse to die,
I got fire in my lungs and rage in my eyes,
No puppet, no pawn, I sever the ties,
Rise up, break chains, let the real ones fly!


[Outro]
These elites are fuckin’ killin’ us,
Tryna chain the spirit, but they ain’t drillin’ us,
We rise, we fight, we don’t combust,
From the ashes of the system — it’s in us we trust!
(We trust, we trust — yeah we rise, we must!)

These Elites Are Fucking Killin Us

Tis the season for receiving new toys! Strange, two of your parental presents seem to resemble 90's nostalgia. And they also seem to have a lust for your bone marrow or smth. The tape playing terror, Mama Tattletail, against the cryptic canine from Duck Season go head to head in a rap battle!

Freshy Kanal as the dog

Kae as Mama Tattletail
MetaMachine and Jughead Jay as Baby Talking Tattletails

Written by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail made by Cole
Beat by Ihaksi

Lyrics:

Duck Season:
Between Fazbear and Freaker, the competitors that I see are
Furbies hanging onto Freddy, when he looks up to my VR!
You’ll go missing like a knife inside the kitchen by the ending
While your maker gets more recognized for Sonic Dreams Collection!

Mama Tattletail and Baby Talking Tattletails:
Shh, Mama’s babies have already fell asleep
So you best not make a peep or else I’m calling the police.
I’m always watching from the shadows to put children in their place,
But looking for a good diss? I had better turn the page.
You can’t ban me with a pentagram, can’t say the same for cryptids
I say my game’s better without dogs or dads in the picture.
Mama knows best, your Bayou Aesthetic will give me no dread.
When Mama’s done with you, She will surely turn the snow red.

Duck Season:
Your bars were more annoying than your children! I would hope
You’d stop your rhymes, but nope, your mind is skewed like a kaleidoscope!
You’re bland, Osfoc, 123 Slaughter Me Street gimmicks are through, dawg
This defective Christmas grift will live in the shadows of Pooka!

Mama Tattletail:
Down, boy. An NES Zapper’s enough to slash fads.
How tragic, a bad dog as well as a BADDAD.

Duck Season:
I laugh back, you’ve been scrapped! I’ll deck a gremlin’s halls
then you’ll be the fourteenth mother that I’ve spread along the walls!

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