GREGORY, RUN.
CREDITS
Pouria SFMs - Song and Video
Me - Upload

Phantasm But It’s Glamrock Freddy VS. Afton

FNF: vs imposter v4 OST | unknown imposter song (snippet)

Here’s my lyrical cover for Final Escape from Vs Sonic.exe.

Final Escape WITH LYRICS (FNF Cover)

gaysther moment

Here is a cover of Schoolhouse with Baldi.

The VS Speed.gif mod was made by powpow and a bunch of other talented creators: https://gamebanana.com/mods/360678

Support The Friday Night Funkin devs:
ninja-muffin24.itch.io/funkin
www.kickstarter.com/projects/funkin…e-full-ass-game

Back to Basics (Schoolhouse but Baldi Sings It)

Defeat V2 but Human

GONE

She a simp
Aint no squirrels in your pants
He a trick
How you let a dick give commands
Got me sick
Hit me with a strong hand
Turn the other cheek
She still wanna speak
Bitch Im slient out of spite
You dont get a word
Not a bite
Bitch you tight
Hate me cuz im winning
Im not bitter like your heart
How you getting mad cuz im not falling apart
Hoe my life is art
You fucking with the one
thought you had a plan goofy 
Head deep in the sand scary 
Stfu
Cant be without a man lol 
I can't understand that kinda 
Hoe run up
He sucking out your soul dummy 
You give him all control weak 
Fucking loser
Eyes went off the prize silly 
Now it lonely nights for you 
Get the fuck up

Loser .• Quinntuple

To celebrate Halloween this year, have a second horror-themed battle from MGRB!
Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16F8TWJn7ltHQwYrjHXNpUcpnqzEQ3VcL0u1dEUxfXUs/edit
MetaMachine as Freddy Fazbear
Trakked as Bonnie
BBlackroses as Chica
Micheal / Stark Media as Foxy
Alex as Golden Freddy
Raichous as The Follower
Vlad as The Greeter
GamingPlush64 as The Waiter
Dani as The Hunter
Kamren as The Nightmare

Written by Jason Carreon
Flow test by Bork and Rabi
Mixed by Dustin

Five Night at Freddy's vs. 123 Slaughter Me Street

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of the edgy spooky versions of characters, one ironic, one unironic: Sonic.EXE vs Corrupted Jacob

-LYRICS-

Sonic.EXE
(Yo) ever since Things That Aren't That Scary Month, I know you've been hating, my guy
So many souls, so Slowpoke.EXE should quit wasting my time
You’re like Tom with my CD; too pussy to destroy a track, dog
Lyrics coming at you at Super Sonic speed: I am Rap God
Too tapped out for round 2. Searched your Commander’s channel, even I never Found You
Cameos are all you amount to. I got a jester's laugh, and I’m still bout to clown you
When I’m rappin, I go batshit. I’m attacking with some hacking. I’m the spin-dashing classic
This wack-ass damn kid’s the static cross-breed fanfic of Darkiplier and a sad squid, that’s it

Corrupted Jacob:
Zalgo in a fursuit? Oh no, my wee little heart!
Ya meant to be creepy, but spawned extremely… DeviantArt 
Like Sally Simp, you’re gonna get left in stitches when fighting me
Your fame was as short as your face in your own fucking title screen
Fucking cheesy ass. Your game got me board as shit, you damn Rap Rat
Check the anger and the eyeballs; my dude needs a pack of Tampax 
Trolled this pasta back to his wiki, too lame for me to eat ya
Haven’t seen someone as bad with words since JC the Hyena

Alex the Beast as Sonic.EXE
Commander Jacob as Corrupted Jacob
Written by Commander Jacob w/ help from TimeLord
Edited and thumbnailed by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Light
Prod. by Retnik

Sonic.EXE vs Corrupted Jacob | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Welcome, weary travelers, to the first installment of Ciphers Of The Unknown. Today we have two anomalies of the Minecraft universe going pixel-to-pixel in this rap battle. Who won? Who's next? Well, I guess you'll find out in the next Ciphers Of The Unknown!

Production:
Raichous as Herobrine
Snakebite126 as Shitass


Cover Art by Michael Stark
Written by: Michael Stark
With additional help from: MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, and SimplyRazzy
Beat produced by Tristan
Mixed by GamingPlush64

LYRICS:
ANNOUNCER
Welcome, weary traveler, to Ciphers of the Unknown
Today's matchup is: Herobrine
Versus
Shitass
Commence!

Herobrine (0:13 - 0:53):
Stepping from the sHadows, Herobrine has come to spit a rhyme
Just step to my shrine, and then you’ll find who is STILL in their prime
It’s time to speedrun this verse, please tell me, I’m baffled:
Hey Shitass... wanna see how a true cryptid rap battle’s?
Coming out of the mineshafts, you’re bound to die fast; come at me, you’ll end up worse and
You can check the signs that I’m fully fledged out while you look like you’re stuck in the first draft
So just go to your corner and whine, brat; you’re just a shitty memE with a smile cracked
While, bitch, I’ll give you a mind blast; I’m ownin’ the game, call it Brine-craft!
Herobrine! Just hearing my name makes players piss their pants!
Your gimmick’s only played for laughs, you’re just an insignificant ant
Just peer amidst the trees, you’ll find my pyramids with ease
I’ll be jammin’ to disc 11 with all my victims BOWING on their knees

Shitass (0:53 - 1:21):
Was that your whole verse? Man, that was the worst
You’re about to end up like your stupid memes... heckin’ cursed
You just teleport like the Enderman, a copy of a copy
My powers you can’t comprehend,  I make your cheesy shit look sloppy
You call yourself scary? Well, Error 404, this Entity’s not found
Stick your victory in your 2x2’s, in the catacombs buried deep underground
This bug’s gettin’ patched out, no more child-like schemes
Just Look through all my videos, you’ll see I’m the expert at crushing Dreams

Herobrine (1:21 - 1:48):
I’m the sole reason you even stand (stand), I’m trapping your soul in the sand (sand)
You’re digging a hole straight through the ground with how shittily your disses land (land)
You’re delusional, you don’t bed-rock, I’m putting you in a deadlock
Capture ya, body ya, disPerse your pixels, and outline you with red chalk
You could never amount to my fame, even your name proves you’ve got no class
Just look at ya: shit design, zero lore, and not to mention rhymes that’re absolute ass
Don't bother to try and come back, your fame ended with TikTok, didn’t you know?
(Laughs) There’s no Surviving this Hardcore Mode

Shitass (1:48 - 2:28):
You’re tunneling for disses, but still ended up empty-handed (Ooh!)
The true Unsolved Mystery is how you survived when your relevance crash-landed (Ha!)
Now it’s time for my Meat harvest, turning you into a carcass
Tried to amount to the creator’s brother, but it seems you missed the Mark-us
You need to update your rhymes old man, because those lines were dated as hell
You’re stuck in an open beta, clickbaiting children, anyone can tell
I’ll post your defeat online, get that clout, with these Reddit Gold-en Apple bars
You may have started a horror genre, but I’m the one shootin’ for the stars
Can’t remove my blocks, “Hero-whine”, so why you gotta griEve, man?
When all it takes is two pixels and boom! You’re back to Steve! (Damn!)
You may have started off as a joke, but now I’m the one who’s laughin’
Now without you in the picture, it’ll be my win they’ll be photographin’

ANNOUNCER
Who won this blocky battle?
Who Should Cypher Next?
Comment Down Below
And prepare yourselves for the next
Ciphers of The Unknown

Herobrine vs Shitass | Ciphers Of The Unknown

Home of Lame-Ass Rap Battles, its side series Half-Ass Rap Battles, and maybe the occasional cover of someone else's battle.