Quarter-Ass Rap Battles

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's RBW Encore battle sees two absolute legends, G.O.A.Ts, quirked up white people goated with the sauce rap battle. We have the FRB BOTY winner, Money Heist going up against the movie of the century, Morbius.

Money Heist: CreeperPasta
Morbius (the Movie): SimplyRazzy
Written (unfortunately) by JustGamer
Mixed and Mastered by Serena (she is now in therapy)
Beat Arranged by Serena (see above)
Special Thanks to Shimario and AdamDRB
Beat: Anywaywell

Money Heist:
Money Heist! Money Heist! I’m stealing this win like a Money Heist!
For the viewers who can’t decide, I’ll show how hard I go when I spit a rhyme
Cause I’m so fly, I managed to single handedly win in B-O-T-Y
Michael’s a literal vampire yo, how could I even suck as much as this guy?
I thought Leto was creepy but the memes you’re receiving make me question what’s wrong with meme culture
But now I’ll shit on you worse than your post credit scenes did to the character of Vulture
Makes sense you had to suck the life out of everything you know as your fatal curse
My guy, you’re such a joke that they actually dropped your movie on April First
I hip hop, that’s a Bunny Heist, my lines? That’s a Funny heist!
So sweet, that’s a Honey Heist, the Egyptians? That’s a Mummy Heist!
Even with the memes aside, it’s clear that my show is better
This fool just got schooled, you can call me The Professor!

Morbius:
You wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry, so now I’ll eat up this track
Cause I…am…spitting…Venom with my raps
Though I wasn’t aware this is a competition of forcing rhymes
But let me show you how it’s done…it’s Morbin time.   
It’s Michael Morbius wiping the floor with you like #MorbiusSweep
Your show’s so boring I was snoring throughout every scene
I’m being supported with review scores in the hundreds on IMDB
But I’m unsure of who could be adoring you, sheesh
You wish you could compare to me in this battle of icons
But BOTM says that you could only land by bronze
Your time’s gone, I’ve just had enough of your rhetoric
This battle was a mismatch, just like Keyblade and Benedict

Money Heist Vs Morbius - FRB vs Anything

placeholder thumbnail lmao

Mint as Chara Dreemurr
VinnyO as Jeff the Killer

Produced by Kirk
Written, mixed, and thumbnail made by Mint

Chara:

It's not like I'm not used to empty slates
But I've already seen that smile on a flower's face.
Yes, I'm already acquainted with hatred, Jeff.
So please don't state what your name is, Jeff.
I show up on a timeline and I make it iller.
Only timelines you're haunting are Gacha Life and maybe Twitter.
Hey, but with your fame and glory I've seen a worse life
But then your fans saw your pasta for the first time!
I'd invite you to join the monsters I've dusted
But I trust that your skill with parties is maladjusted…
So I'll simply take up my knife and put cuts in
this unwanted joke of the web, cave his guts in
And I can't tell what he's going for with his abhorred poor story
Is he trying to make it gory? Or is he trying to bore me?
Because I've just about had it. Before you ever speak
You better leave an X on both your eyes like it's a credits scene =)

Jeff:

You think you've got me figured out? Look in my damn eyes.
I don't think anyone with those rosy cheeks could get it
And with how Toby started milking your franchise
Why don't your fanbase GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?!
It feels like every other year we get another one of you
Yeah, give me one more fucking mindless clone of Mother 2
Why don't you quit meddling with timelines and RESET your bars see
I've felt harsher fires start at fucking birthday parties
Quite a shame you decided to wipe your Genocide but hey
Seeing how your mug ended up like, I think I like my face
Overshadowed by literally everyone else in your game
So of course you wanna talk about an empty slate
I've watched countless let's players gawking over your scene
But I don't need heartbeat sounds to make this fucking bore bleed
So you can try to run for it but you're not going free
You're saying nobody came, I'll make sure noone leaves

[TEMP UPLOAD] Chara Dreemurr vs Jeff the Killer. BONUS BATTLE!

idk

cj as lee
gamer as blue shell

written by cj
mixed by serener zagreener
beat by twodeep

lee:
I’d rather rap against Blueface. I bet your momma’s a hoe
More annoying than the blue shell from New Super Mario Bros
I shot JFK so go AFK or expect hell
Cuz if I fire one bullet, I'll turn you to a red shell

shell:
I always smash from behind… oh hey, your mom called
I’m known to take out mustachioed people, Steve Harvey Oswald
Even though your not in first place cuz you rap poopy
I’m blasting shells at you, call me Jack Ruby

Blue Shell vs Lee Harvey Oswald | Quarter-Ass Rap Battles


Pixel Chris Decided to Challenge Me to a 24 Hour Challenge. Thanks for the Easy $25 Bucks, Pal.

Don't Expect a Music Video, This is An Audio Only.

Both Characters Performed by Dilly
Written by Dilly
Battle Funded by Pixel Chris 
Mixed by KennyFreestyle 
Beat Prod. by BEATG33KZ 

(Krusty the Clown)
hey! can't you let a man have a drag on his smoke break
my show returns at eight, I don't have time for extra jokes, 'kay?
and put that pinocchio boner nose back where it came from 
I'd hate to go through the struggle of blurring out your face cunt
I'm children entertainment at its finest you can't beef with me 
you couldn't play me with or without those piano key ass teeth
my burger stops pop off both in springfield and out of state (ay) 
you couldn't match my makings dawg you only got one chain (ay)

(Goofy Goober)
if that's the best of your comedy, take the costume off 
those disses didn't pinch me an inch dawg you're quite the awful shot 
you smoke more packs than krabs do, your quite the fuckin sad dude
one more cigarette and you'll pass dude lungs turn black and there's no coming back dude (damn dude!)
I'm so rich my cashews got cash shoes I demand a better opportunity to rap dude
having this drunk as a foe ain't a match it's a one sided brawl and it makes me wanna laugh dude 
I stack up my bars like my sundaes, so here's the latest scoop
a goofy goober owns a sad ass boomer rappin? alleyoop! 


Krusty the Clown vs Goofy Goober - 24 Hour Challenge Rap Battle!

Me as both
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Beatg33kz
Cover art by Fightmarker

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1beqCoGKC46vAs341R-AiqhODDEqgm89staYH5Tr3fwk/edit?usp=sharing

Artemis Fowl vs Light Yagami. Snakebite Rap Battles

Houdini:

It’s the great Houdini, instead of a rabbit it seems like I pulled out a weenie. It jumped out’ my hat, tried to beat me, but with a single snap, I beat him easy, peasy!

Why the hell is he qualified to be a doctor? Now that’s Strange
I’m smarter than you, whilst blood is rushing through my brain! 

Take that goofy cape of yours, get out, and take flight,
First your car, then your movie, and now you'll crash in this fight!

I made magic magnificent, all you do is stand there while your team’s efficient, but it brings in the cents, so I guess it makes sense why they made a sequel to your fake BS!

A true magician never reveals his tricks
But that accent needs more than magic

I’m known all around the world for my brilliance in escaping
So you know they’re no comparison when you can’t even escape a teen!

Strange:


Your greedy ass didn't stop, when you nearly died?
You can hang upside down? I can literally control time!

I’m on the big screen, so get back to your stage 
Misleading the audience with all your ads on pages!
Stop with the public nudity, and they call me strange?
Let's hope the ropes are as stiff as your vocal range!


Can you keep your 2 sweeties well with your hat and wand?
Nowadays, you would be a bigger side-show than Wong!

Tell me I’m wrong, now I’m no psychic, 
But I know that in this battle, you’ll be losing

You’re crazy if you think you’ll win, c’mon!
should’ve kept that straight jacket on!
I saved the universe, you escaped a box 
You won’t be able to escape this paradox


Escaped the belly of a whale? I thought you loved your mom! 
Shut up, like Copperfield with your vintage stuff

You’re a weakling, that’s something  you need to confront 
I can take you down with a single punch 



Houdini
I can swallow needles, be buried alive, and withstood all of that strain
But listening to you for more than 20 seconds brings me the most pain! (presto)

In this fight you're getting schooled, call me the ancient one, 
but even the great Houdini could help this simpleton!
I'm the true master, stop with your fake witchery,
Haven't seen a fool this fake since, Thurston!

Even with the time stone, you can't take back these bars
'Cause, when you're beaten’ you'll see more than this star!

Ladies, and gentlemen, watch as I do this next trick!, 
Abracadabra! He literally meets his Doom, and that's it!


Strange 

I put the MC in the MCU, you don’t trick me, everyone can see you!
I wish to unsee you, take that eyeliner off you, or you’ll be hanging, upright, gonna off you!
Step away, you know what happened the last time you did not take a doctor's advice!
It’s safe to say, a single kids puny punch will do more than suffice 

I saved galaxies, assembled the avengers 
Stick to copying, i was trained by a great mentor
And all that hard work brought me here today  
To fight a dude who can’t come up with his own name?

Another one bites the dust today 
Hear was this wise guy’s got to say
This will be the one and only time you lose
Cuz use for the first time, this trick isn’t staged.

Harry Houdini vs. Doctor Strange- Rap Battles! (ft. Alex M)

Welcome to the eleventh installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two politicians, fuck, I mean, two Super-Man children going at it! it's the titty milk enthusiast himself, Homelander! Pitted against, our favorite asshole, didn't hear that from me tho, Hancock!

Lyrics:
Hancock (Drunk):
Eugh…
Okay, let me get this straight, Maaeve, was some Queen who slayed
Engaaged, and not even straight, yet you stayed tryna keep her? Wait.
He's a Home-wrecker! Get it, make your hands-off, best turn back.
Just cus she got her licks in, John put his head up her ass.

Homelander:
Don't mean to burst your bottle drunky, but stop all this pompous talk!
There's no need to curse or coddle buddy! This is sponsored by Vought!
And after all! We're a family friendly conglomerate.
I give props to pedestrians! But as a hero, not on my list.
I wonder, hm, oh yeah, because you went off the rails.
Destroyed A-Train instead of pointing ways into ONE of your fails!
Like geez… to be blunt, I freaking scoffed at your tales!
Handjob Hancocks not a mascot, I mean, what does he sell? (Chuckles)

Hancock:
Yo bro, I'm used to stretching asses to their outer limits
But this asshole stretched his verse to pout and blemish
My career, and it's loud and clear that I am not the best in
The world, but you were, until your own Home-crowd started testing
This bitch made in test labs, and yup, he's formulaic 
I don't need X-Ray vision to see through your poor evasion
Of character assassination, I will assassinate ya.
I made a mark on the moon, yet you'd mark mine if asked of ain't ya?
You're a puppet, pussy, got my hands up Vought's pocket pussy
You wanna talk collaterals? Guess we should pop a lookie!
You killed innocent passengers cus they'd be honest? Goody!
Fumbled the bag, yet you need an airbag to cop out, should he?
You're on life support Homie-lander, not the biggest asset
It takes more than Compound V to simply get this bastard
If he throws fists with Angels his, or beyond his size
This a verbal exchange, don't bring verb chemicals or you die.

Homelander:
Egh, Ashley, what the fuck? This asshole agreed to lose?!
God, you're such a-… but first I'll deal with you.
He fucking kneels to booze, but keep on talking that shit then.
Thinking you can beat me fool? You lost to alcoholism.
Got dropped, now that's your bar? But all those lies, unproved bro.
Yet, you got thrown behind bars for not keeping your cool tho
Don't know Spanish, but I saw what you did to his Culo!
Is that your fetish? HE HAS AMNESIA! So what would you know?

Hancock:
Call me an asshole, one more time hoe, haven't seen a bigger rip-off
A Super-man-child, when killings how he gets his kicks off
Like Jesus! You're sick dawg. No wonder your rape-kid walked
With a Butcher, cus flying with this pig would get him minced up!

Homelander:
Mention my son again and I'll tear apart your cuck-dad friend
Run through the wife he stole from you cause your drunk-ass was on the bench
But not before I squeeze the soul out of their dumb ass kid
IN FRONT OF THEM, abandoned by everyone that you love in this;
Weak ass world, I'm God and you're another bum that I'm done with, eh!
I'll cause the second accident that lands you in the hospice bitch!
I win, I win, you went and maimed some whale for a CLIP?!
HOMELANDER DOES WHAT HE WANTS, I'll take YOUR crazed whale for a spin.
*Crowd Boos* Ahhh, shit…

-CAST-
Hancock: Shadow Zel
Homelander: Grey Julius
Crowd: jort, MetaMachine, Trakked, and CannibalWorms

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NqiZagh-59ovZLLCmMRJkSRU4VrDJDcM/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Produced by: FLOCKABOI
Mixed by: JaCoN (my first time ever :))

Hancock vs Homelander - (Quick Diss) #11

The second battle of the all-star tournament! Yippeeeee!!!

MAKE SURE TO VOTE IN THE POLL: https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJOQwXKy3
POLL WILL END ON AUGUST 7TH AT 10:05 PM EST

CREDITS:

Written by: Chao, Swoldow, Awesome Ayden, TheDangerStranger, SuperTamerDude, BuffaloBrandon, King Ducky, SuperGamerBro, JoMillion, Box_Soldier22, JesseBoxVO

Swoldow as Baldi
ENNWAY as Nagito Komaeda

Beat by Dansonn

Demo by Chao
Thumbnail by Chao
Mixed by ENNWAY


LYRICS:

Nagito:
I never thought there’d come a day where someone so lowly like me
Would finally find competition with all of your clickbait schemes
Aren’t teachers supposed to avoid corrupting children and teens?
But with your memes? Lemme elevate ya to my level
A 3D video game, with 2D sprites and shitty artwork
It’s a hideous shame, your gameplay’s mine but lacks where heart’s worth
Grabbed a little of fame, but Zamination’s new slave
Is getting taught a final lesson ‘fore you live in a grave

Baldi:
Welcome to my rap class! Guess the answer or you're dead
Should Nagito not spit and keep the cancer in his head?
The only ultimate luck you’ve gotten’s avoiding getting beat up
For that opossum ass mane, I’m glad I’m bald if that’s a haircut
If your writers turned in any scene of yours to get grades
I’d ask why they printed a fanfic instead of an essay
Your cast is rounded out by pedos, murderers, and criminals?
That band of freaks isn’t even close to being let in my halls

Nagito:
But a Swiffer’s okay? Your priorities are less straight than I
What, got a problem? Guess your southern accent’s fine
Screwed your fans over, literally, on both their minds and ass you made a mark
But I know a thing or two about leaving patrons in the dark
Stab! Won’t miss it this time, unlike your ruler
Your rapping isn’t slapping, even my headmaster’s cooler
My edits would pale compared to how the internet has whored you
But instead of teaching kids you turned the EA to an OU

Baldi:
And I thought that I had problems to solve! Need a hand man?
Your head’s filled with Junk yet that shit brain’s no transplant
From dogs to mechanics your luck’s a spear into the floor
But you’re my school buses next target, you’ll say “Fuck you Baldimore!”
You got flat lines worse than your heart, your rap’s despair disease
Turned from smartest D2 character to John Kramer for weebs!
Hope turned you to a mess, how inferior complexin’
Think chapter 2 was tense, man? You ain’t seen my detention

Baldi vs Nagito Komaeda - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

WoodenHornets as Charlie Chaplin
Light as George Lopez

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
GEORGE LOPEZ
VS
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
BEGIN

George Lopez:
Hey there chap, welcome to the George Lopez show
It’s time to see who’s the better comedian, bro
My show inspired the humor with generations decades to go
I heard you’re a-turd to sound, so I hope you enjoy my flow
I’ll ship this Woman back to Paris because you’ll never best me
What’s that smell? Something’s silent but deadly?
If I can take on Michael Jackson, then I sure can take on thee
If there was a biopic on who killed you, I’d be the main lead

Charlie Chaplin:
I’ve been ruling the silent film era, your show is not amazing
This stache says it all, I’ll dictate this battle greatly
A battle’s what you fancy? Well, I’ll make your stomach grumble
What’s even your race? Is this George of the Jungle?
ABC? More like LGB, I know you’re gay
So why don’t you haul your racist ass back to LA ?
I’ve got no hats off to you, if you try to diss me
You’ll no longer be a life “liver” cuz I’ll make this “kid-knee”

George Lopez:
Nobody watches silent anymore, it’s all about the sound
What’s that in your pants? I think I’m making Charlie Brown
I met up with Oona O’ Neill, and I made that bitch kneel
Your other wives were my Lo Rida, making me squeal

Charlie Chaplin:
“Why You Crying?”, George? Is it because I’m just better, sir?
When it comes to actors, the better Lopez is Jennifer
When I start Charlie Stabbin you, it’ll be black and white bleed
Your role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl was quite shocking indeed

George Lopez:
I’ll steal this victory like your corpse, you wretched little scamp
Look at all your wives, your life’s been ladies and the tramp

Charlie Chaplin:
You look like Guillermo Rodriguez got a few inches taller
So take a step into my museum, hope you enjoy the “color”


WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *projector reel falls apart* BATTLE PARODIES

Written by: WoodenHornets, DeeNV, Investigateur

Charlie Chaplin vs George Lopez

The first ever rap battle of the series!


Audio Credits:
Beat Production - Beatg33kz
Mixed by Jotaseis 
Album Thumbnail and Art by Evrywunzf8vrit
Megamind VA: Samuel Grasman
Robbie Rotten VA: SuperTamerDude 
Written by Rebot17

Megamind Verse 1 (0:16)
Behold! It's Megamind, the greatest villain of all time!
I have the intellect of a genius, I'm the real mastermind.
Don't trade blows with me Plasticman, I rule all of Metrocity!
Don't let your makeup melt in the sun or you will become a Monstrosity!
Just look at my style, I sting like a black mamba!
I make bad look great, all you do is drama!
I will rule the world with my iron fist!
All you can do is stop and frisk!
Haha I'm stealing this victory! Like you requested, I will be making you history!
Let me just end this annihilation,
So take the mic, let's see if you can beat my presentation!


Robbie Rotten Verse 1 (0:48)
I'm so glad you're done with all of that yapping already,
Now it's time for the master to rap, so please shut your holes and be ready!
Alright, as you can see, there's no fixin vixin for this tragedy!
I mastered the most villainous trickeries, This refugee has no formality!
Wannabe joker! Let me teach you a lesson!
Your hero took lunch break and you fell into depression!
Call me Robbie Rocken! Cause I'm rocking this beat!
Your threats are full of air just like Sportacus's blimp.
My bars are going to be sweet, like your defeat!
You nearly lost to a simp, how about you retreat!
Your verse was like Sportcandy, completely tasteless!
I'm the superior icon, just admire my greatness!




Megamind Verse 2 (1:20)
Oh No! I'm shaking in my custom made baby seal leather boots!
Sorry, It's just that, I'm going to get defeated by a guy scared of fruits?
There's no way out, You're entirely doomed!
I will just press this button and your town will go Kaboom!
Your eyebrows are falling off, here's some glue!
Call me Mega-Sport, cuz you’re getting caged by another shade of blue!
Step aside if you don't want me to use my de-gun
No bitches? That's unfortunate, why don't you suck on deez nuts!
blah blah blah, let me just pick a dress for a bad pun.
Not even I could think, you could be this naive!
You're getting played by some puppets, don't you have a trick up your sleeve?
Minion! Knock this freak with the forget-me stick!



Robbie Rotten Verse 2 (1:52)
Let me disguise myself as Metroman! so you acknowledge that you lost this battle,
Too bad your memes couldn't help your movie reach the top of the barrel!
I'm perfect! Just look at my presence, I'm owning you on the mic so here's my two cents!
You better gather up your bots, so they can write you a decent rhyme!
Stealing a plot despicably? Now that's a greedy crime!
Looks like you're feeling a bit melancholy, did this squid lose his tennis balls?
Since you struggled to keep up with the Number One!
Your bars will always be crashing down, like Titan's Walls!
I'm done, I will be dropping this mic, like the beginning of your movie, But you already met your demise!

Megamind Vs Robbie Rotten - Rap Battles From a Robot

Slenderman vs oh il nam

Cast
JustGamer as Oh Il-Nam
BDGR as Slenderman

Crew
Written by acexperts
Writing help from king ducky
Art by box_soldier22, and clarence the duck
Beat by king ef
Mixed by box_soldier22
Thumbnail by box_soldier22


Lyrics
Oh il nam (0:13)
My name is Oh Il Nam, how do you do?
I'm here to talk to you, to make you lose
Honestly im even surprised you showed up
Your the only creepypasta to not blow up
We can hear your children whining 
Makes sense a tree monster is pining 
Lets play a kiddie game of hide and seek
But this pedo can't find me (eww)
You lost tug of war with my guard, mate
On who appeal more to kids in a hard game
the internet takes pastas and milks them
But at least i dont murder children

Slenderman (0:41)
It seems an old man has died, if that was his verse
Appealing to teens? And I thought I was the worst
Anyways, who are you? I left your moments skipped
When your greatest task was to not break your hip
Now you betray your friend then he watched you die
That was the greatest betrayal since you graced people's eyes 
When I control someone, i go the extra mile
While with your puppet? When you died he nearly smiled
Got a 3 piece suit when i am rocking the fame
This urban legend been around for a decade
This crap show has been decayed
Got nothing on how much i get paid
jigsaw has changed his outfit and name
I get more pricks daily than in your squid games

Oh il nam (1:22)
Is that seriously how you want to talk to me
This incredible show against your movie
The style is tired, rippin’ off myers
So go and hide in a kiddies campfire
It sucks, and the only one who knows it is you
My show gave soeng wan, now you gave it too
My show is the pinnacle of home cinema, your gimmicks have gotten boring 
I don't need to be critical, your movies critics did that for me
This Squids game is just shooting ink stains, I'd rather die than see your ships, gay
don't click on vids made by manchildren creating clickbait (clickbait)

Slenderman (1:50)
(it's easy) to see that your the mastermind of squid game 
(You lost) your fucking marbles when creating this game
(cant see me) your chances? Like my arms: slim
(film flopped) yes but not as much as your skin
You must be confused again if you think you’ve won
1 bill, my box office destroys your amount of wan
Give your “And Then They Were None” ripoff and yourself a rest
Because overall you will never escape my forest

Oh Il Nam (Squid Game) Vs Slenderman (ft. Just gamer and BDGR)

idk

CJ as Keyboard
Dusty as Mouse

Written by CJ
Mixed by Dusty
Prod. 2Deep

Keyboard:
I’ll ctrl alt delete to freeze a nerd in the worst way
Cuz tell me, who’s the one typing these lines in the first place
I got this on lock and I’m boutta pop some caps
You may call yourself a mouse, but all I see is a rat

Mouse:
So you're not a piano, but you still think you play hard
Yo my chances of winning are wider than your space bar
Ain’t my type? No shit. You and I just don’t click
Imma leave ya broken. Hope you got my point, kid

Keyboard vs Mouse | Quarter-Ass Rap Battles

Home of Lame-Ass Rap Battles, its side series Half-Ass Rap Battles, and maybe the occasional cover of someone else's battle.

Blue Shell vs Lee Harvey Oswald | Quarter-Ass Rap Battles

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