

[MGK]

Mastered my craft twice, now I’m combating a clown, nice. 

Strapping him down, Shits so underground, 

You live in the sewers with, rats, mice (Ay)

Got the strap tight, here’s some advice

Better scatter for I shred ya like a half pipe

Better flee run, fore I sneak up with machine guns

And put you to sleep like a teen schmuck with a slingshot (facts)

I was born with horns on my head

You were born to be spread: that’s a whole lotta red 

So head back to your fenced off house of the dead

And crawl back in your well, not to be seen again (Ay)

Think you’ll clown, dawg? must be down on your luck

And you can’t flip it up, to the half on the front 

This is my last show and I’m dropping the flames

If you want to be saved, then get off of the stage 


[Pennywise]

hahahahahaha I’ll show you something scary

You’re so fucking cheesy, and I thought I was from Dairy (hahaha)

You once held the world in your palms, (Ay) a cultural phenomenon (Ay) 

But now your only known as Eminem’s second most hated blonde

Lets see how well you rap when your trapped in my belly

You're the worst devil since ink machine gun kelly

Really wanna talk smack to the clown on the web?

When you drop trash it gets clowned on by the web

And when it comes to vampire blood sucking blokes

Even Morbius was less of a motherfucking joke

You’ll be locked with Henry Bowers taking me for a lunatic 

Cause when I’m done there’ll be another CORPSE to make music with


[MGK]

You get killed by disses, so get hit with this

MGK, hunting you down like MGS

I don’t mean to jest, but your most effective trick 

Is boring viewers to death with your second flick

Oh you wanna talk shit, slenderman in a tutu 

You reflect your outfit, getting jumped-suits you

Your a freak of nature on a piece of paper

This penny-loafer just got beat by baker


[Pennywise]

Switch genres every time that you piss off people

You should scrap that verse like a slipknot feature 

Across infinite galaxies, I reign supreme 

This creep would only read my book for the gangbang scene 

Despite my makeup, you're still the more white guy

The type to try bringing a machine gun to a knife fight

This jackass will forever stay narcissistic 

Just saw your downfall and I ain’t even bought a ticket 

Hahahahahahahaha




Pennywise vs Machine Gun Kelly (feat Freshy Kanal and VinnyO)

placeholder thumbnail lmao

Mint as Chara Dreemurr
VinnyO as Jeff the Killer

Produced by Kirk
Written, mixed, and thumbnail made by Mint

Chara:

It's not like I'm not used to empty slates
But I've already seen that smile on a flower's face.
Yes, I'm already acquainted with hatred, Jeff.
So please don't state what your name is, Jeff.
I show up on a timeline and I make it iller.
Only timelines you're haunting are Gacha Life and maybe Twitter.
Hey, but with your fame and glory I've seen a worse life
But then your fans saw your pasta for the first time!
I'd invite you to join the monsters I've dusted
But I trust that your skill with parties is maladjusted…
So I'll simply take up my knife and put cuts in
this unwanted joke of the web, cave his guts in
And I can't tell what he's going for with his abhorred poor story
Is he trying to make it gory? Or is he trying to bore me?
Because I've just about had it. Before you ever speak
You better leave an X on both your eyes like it's a credits scene =)

Jeff:

You think you've got me figured out? Look in my damn eyes.
I don't think anyone with those rosy cheeks could get it
And with how Toby started milking your franchise
Why don't your fanbase GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?!
It feels like every other year we get another one of you
Yeah, give me one more fucking mindless clone of Mother 2
Why don't you quit meddling with timelines and RESET your bars see
I've felt harsher fires start at fucking birthday parties
Quite a shame you decided to wipe your Genocide but hey
Seeing how your mug ended up like, I think I like my face
Overshadowed by literally everyone else in your game
So of course you wanna talk about an empty slate
I've watched countless let's players gawking over your scene
But I don't need heartbeat sounds to make this fucking bore bleed
So you can try to run for it but you're not going free
You're saying nobody came, I'll make sure noone leaves

[TEMP UPLOAD] Chara Dreemurr vs Jeff the Killer. BONUS BATTLE!

Spidey Fam as Dimentio
Mint as Green Mage

Beat prod. by Surce
Extra production by Mint
Written, mixed, thumbnail made by Mint

Dimentio:
I know you’re a fan of the arts, son
But you’ve just picked a fight with the Dark One
I'm gaming's token demented jester
But step up, you’re known for accepting death
(Hahahaha!) I’ve never seen a sulker this slow
Oh I love theatrics, but don’t put on a show
Because I’m going to have the most wonderful time
As I keep on cooking up the ultimate flow!
While you were off LARPing and going insane
I’ve got a large posse and it’s growing today
’Cause when my shots fire, I’ll control and delete
This troll and he’ll be released from his coil and be free
Because I think that I’d rather leave you floored than Floro’d
No real niche, so I’ll sweep you thoroughly
And if you believe you’re not mental to mention me
You can drink of Dimentio’s Dimension D!

Green:
I’m almost at a loss for words on this blasphemer
Claiming that he’s hot shit like the highest planner
But the blueprints for your last scheme are
Lookin’ like a half-ass straight from the Tribe of Banter!
When I go and say that I'm striking new ground
I mean I'm striking new ground with lightning, frighteningly loud
And when my song hits there's no piping me down
Yeah while I'm lighting up crowds, people are wishing the first fight had you down!
So you can try to ward off this warlock
But this puppet master’s force stopped by a road block
‘Cause a flat plumber roped off all his poor cons
Add this to the growing list of all of the Ls that this bro’s copped
Go and beg the Count to clean up that crime scene
You try to pull on the strings but can't hatch a rhyme scheme
…Maybe it’s my eye, but I think that I’d see
If you even tried to get in my psyche
Those raps that you lash are so laughably sad
That you're fit to wear that comedy and tragedy mask
To put this asshat on blast I won’t need to grip any weapons
Just a pair of scissors to teach you a lesson

Dimentio:
Well, wasn’t that cute! I should get Steam achievements-
‘Cause you were simply put dishing no hits, Green, I see that
And let me raise a point that’s maybe apt to cause distress:
Against a playwright, maybe write some lines with any actual effect!
(ay!) The entertainer with the harshest prose
Dimensions rise and pass when I spark a flow
Plant this seed in your fragile mind, hark and know
That in this track I’m the pure heart and soul!
Right now Green is green with envy at my grandiose
But he’s in the shadow of my fantastical act and that fact he knows
So leave this feud now or even with the slightest of blunders
At least you won’t be the first man in green I’ve sent under

Green:
Aaaand that’s all that he had
Surprised I endured that without going fuckin’ mad!
A toss up with Red’s arm couldn’t slay your whole shtick
Harder than when Nintendo became a Gold Pig
But the quality now that this loser's done
Shot from Midnight Town at light speed into the sun!
'Fore I head off, I'll give a little send-off, and ruthless:
You’re forever disappointing, that’s an Absolute Truth bitch

Green Mage vs Dimentio. R∆P BATTLE!

idk

cj as lee
gamer as blue shell

written by cj
mixed by serener zagreener
beat by twodeep

lee:
I’d rather rap against Blueface. I bet your momma’s a hoe
More annoying than the blue shell from New Super Mario Bros
I shot JFK so go AFK or expect hell
Cuz if I fire one bullet, I'll turn you to a red shell

shell:
I always smash from behind… oh hey, your mom called
I’m known to take out mustachioed people, Steve Harvey Oswald
Even though your not in first place cuz you rap poopy
I’m blasting shells at you, call me Jack Ruby

Blue Shell vs Lee Harvey Oswald | Quarter-Ass Rap Battles

Me as both
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Beatg33kz
Cover art by Fightmarker

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1beqCoGKC46vAs341R-AiqhODDEqgm89staYH5Tr3fwk/edit?usp=sharing

Artemis Fowl vs Light Yagami. Snakebite Rap Battles

Ben:
Ring ring ring! Evie can’t pick up the micro-phone!
Her responses prove she’s dumb or deaf; can’t expect a good tone
But I guess I’ll be a gentleman and give her a turn
But if she’s as combustive as my chemicals, then she’s already burned

Evie:
Hello there Ben, here’s what I already know
Your verse sounds more ridiculous than you do in your own show
I’m a super advanced program that can answer any question
You’re a super forgotten app that will always be left in suspension
Breaking news! Ben’s legacy has been relegated to memes
It’s sad that you’re in spotlight now only because of Speed
And this text-to-speech will leave you more forgotten than Pierre
The only pictures you have are you ‘cause none of your friends care
But being another Talking app, I’m not surprised you manage to
Make everyone freak out and find you more sketchy than Angela

Ben:
Your website is only used by YouTubers for clicks
But they dropped you pretty quick and went bananas for a chimp

Evie:
Oh, why yes I like bananas, but you won’t like these punches
If you think you have any chance than you’re more baked than your lunch is
Gained my fame from my answers while no one wants to hear Ben talk
Used to be on every phone, but now only known from TikTok

Ben:
Ho, ho, ho! Don’t bother trying to lie!
Say you gained your fame, but it was handed by Jacksepticeye
You can wink and smile all you want, but I don’t think that matters
When you talk about parrots while you’re the one who prefers crackers!
Everyone got sick of you and moved on to your genderbent
Then not too long after that, the PewDieBot was used instead
Now everyone says “no” to any spin-off made by Existor
So I’ll see your defeat as the newest headline in the papers!

Cast/Crew:
RNG as Talking Ben
K.C. as Eviebot
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Tristan
Cover by Egg

Talking Ben vs. Eviebot - Crazy Diss Wars

Lyrics lol

graggle art by le groose 

Graggle 
Don’t rap with the fuckin’ Graggle, he’s tuff 
Got a Pac-man noggin but you’re wack as fuck 
I’m classic, a lovable, fan favorite 
This hag is another Maggie who sucks!
(Damn)
Mmm Should I tell her my intentions?
gonna piss up on to your gravestone till it’s yellow like a simpson 
Congratulations, you deserve that statue, lady, I thank you 
Paving the way the first gender neutral and public bathroom,  
Achoo, your face looks mid-sneeze: “i'm allergic to poverty” 
Snatching children’s milk cuz you’re still bitter about Dorathy
Externally horribly ugly, internal misogyny    
Let’s see this coffin dodger tax intellectual property 
I’m dropping these bombs on you like the republican irish 
I got fire that’ll brighton ya’, and my strikes will not be minor 
In the 70s you split the whole of england with a vote  
You were Santa Claus but if he bricked up homes then and got rid of coal 
Half the people think you were some kindred soul that brings them hope
The other half had wished you croaked. Different strokes for different folk

Thatcher vs Graggle! RAP BATTLE

Welcome to the eleventh installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two politicians, fuck, I mean, two Super-Man children going at it! it's the titty milk enthusiast himself, Homelander! Pitted against, our favorite asshole, didn't hear that from me tho, Hancock!

Lyrics:
Hancock (Drunk):
Eugh…
Okay, let me get this straight, Maaeve, was some Queen who slayed
Engaaged, and not even straight, yet you stayed tryna keep her? Wait.
He's a Home-wrecker! Get it, make your hands-off, best turn back.
Just cus she got her licks in, John put his head up her ass.

Homelander:
Don't mean to burst your bottle drunky, but stop all this pompous talk!
There's no need to curse or coddle buddy! This is sponsored by Vought!
And after all! We're a family friendly conglomerate.
I give props to pedestrians! But as a hero, not on my list.
I wonder, hm, oh yeah, because you went off the rails.
Destroyed A-Train instead of pointing ways into ONE of your fails!
Like geez… to be blunt, I freaking scoffed at your tales!
Handjob Hancocks not a mascot, I mean, what does he sell? (Chuckles)

Hancock:
Yo bro, I'm used to stretching asses to their outer limits
But this asshole stretched his verse to pout and blemish
My career, and it's loud and clear that I am not the best in
The world, but you were, until your own Home-crowd started testing
This bitch made in test labs, and yup, he's formulaic 
I don't need X-Ray vision to see through your poor evasion
Of character assassination, I will assassinate ya.
I made a mark on the moon, yet you'd mark mine if asked of ain't ya?
You're a puppet, pussy, got my hands up Vought's pocket pussy
You wanna talk collaterals? Guess we should pop a lookie!
You killed innocent passengers cus they'd be honest? Goody!
Fumbled the bag, yet you need an airbag to cop out, should he?
You're on life support Homie-lander, not the biggest asset
It takes more than Compound V to simply get this bastard
If he throws fists with Angels his, or beyond his size
This a verbal exchange, don't bring verb chemicals or you die.

Homelander:
Egh, Ashley, what the fuck? This asshole agreed to lose?!
God, you're such a-… but first I'll deal with you.
He fucking kneels to booze, but keep on talking that shit then.
Thinking you can beat me fool? You lost to alcoholism.
Got dropped, now that's your bar? But all those lies, unproved bro.
Yet, you got thrown behind bars for not keeping your cool tho
Don't know Spanish, but I saw what you did to his Culo!
Is that your fetish? HE HAS AMNESIA! So what would you know?

Hancock:
Call me an asshole, one more time hoe, haven't seen a bigger rip-off
A Super-man-child, when killings how he gets his kicks off
Like Jesus! You're sick dawg. No wonder your rape-kid walked
With a Butcher, cus flying with this pig would get him minced up!

Homelander:
Mention my son again and I'll tear apart your cuck-dad friend
Run through the wife he stole from you cause your drunk-ass was on the bench
But not before I squeeze the soul out of their dumb ass kid
IN FRONT OF THEM, abandoned by everyone that you love in this;
Weak ass world, I'm God and you're another bum that I'm done with, eh!
I'll cause the second accident that lands you in the hospice bitch!
I win, I win, you went and maimed some whale for a CLIP?!
HOMELANDER DOES WHAT HE WANTS, I'll take YOUR crazed whale for a spin.
*Crowd Boos* Ahhh, shit…

-CAST-
Hancock: Shadow Zel
Homelander: Grey Julius
Crowd: jort, MetaMachine, Trakked, and CannibalWorms

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NqiZagh-59ovZLLCmMRJkSRU4VrDJDcM/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Produced by: FLOCKABOI
Mixed by: JaCoN (my first time ever :))

Hancock vs Homelander - (Quick Diss) #11

The second battle of the all-star tournament! Yippeeeee!!!

MAKE SURE TO VOTE IN THE POLL: https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJOQwXKy3
POLL WILL END ON AUGUST 7TH AT 10:05 PM EST

CREDITS:

Written by: Chao, Swoldow, Awesome Ayden, TheDangerStranger, SuperTamerDude, BuffaloBrandon, King Ducky, SuperGamerBro, JoMillion, Box_Soldier22, JesseBoxVO

Swoldow as Baldi
ENNWAY as Nagito Komaeda

Beat by Dansonn

Demo by Chao
Thumbnail by Chao
Mixed by ENNWAY


LYRICS:

Nagito:
I never thought there’d come a day where someone so lowly like me
Would finally find competition with all of your clickbait schemes
Aren’t teachers supposed to avoid corrupting children and teens?
But with your memes? Lemme elevate ya to my level
A 3D video game, with 2D sprites and shitty artwork
It’s a hideous shame, your gameplay’s mine but lacks where heart’s worth
Grabbed a little of fame, but Zamination’s new slave
Is getting taught a final lesson ‘fore you live in a grave

Baldi:
Welcome to my rap class! Guess the answer or you're dead
Should Nagito not spit and keep the cancer in his head?
The only ultimate luck you’ve gotten’s avoiding getting beat up
For that opossum ass mane, I’m glad I’m bald if that’s a haircut
If your writers turned in any scene of yours to get grades
I’d ask why they printed a fanfic instead of an essay
Your cast is rounded out by pedos, murderers, and criminals?
That band of freaks isn’t even close to being let in my halls

Nagito:
But a Swiffer’s okay? Your priorities are less straight than I
What, got a problem? Guess your southern accent’s fine
Screwed your fans over, literally, on both their minds and ass you made a mark
But I know a thing or two about leaving patrons in the dark
Stab! Won’t miss it this time, unlike your ruler
Your rapping isn’t slapping, even my headmaster’s cooler
My edits would pale compared to how the internet has whored you
But instead of teaching kids you turned the EA to an OU

Baldi:
And I thought that I had problems to solve! Need a hand man?
Your head’s filled with Junk yet that shit brain’s no transplant
From dogs to mechanics your luck’s a spear into the floor
But you’re my school buses next target, you’ll say “Fuck you Baldimore!”
You got flat lines worse than your heart, your rap’s despair disease
Turned from smartest D2 character to John Kramer for weebs!
Hope turned you to a mess, how inferior complexin’
Think chapter 2 was tense, man? You ain’t seen my detention

Baldi vs Nagito Komaeda - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

For this battle, two “comedic” anti-heroes battle it out to see who’ll have the last laugh.

The video is on the way!

Ish Hernandez as Negan
Iris as Arthur Fleck
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Special Inquistior Rayyan
Written by Jacobrl99 & Special Inquistor Rayyan
Additional Help by WAN, Awesome Ayden, Birdjormangundr, and thisizaraisu

Negan:
Here’s Negan! The mad batter’s steppin’ up to swing  
Mastering this ringmaster, I’ll burn ‘em (Barnum) well. Ding-ding!
When loons kneel to a bat, it’s Arkham Asylum with these bars
But once Lucille marks ‘em, oh, he’s gonna know where he got his scars
You seem startled Arthur, Welcome to pee-pee pants city!
I’ll hurt a delusional goon who drools over illusional titties
Shit, he’s walking (Joaquin) Dead, Fleck is lookin’ like the denizens who eat flesh
He was beat fresh by some mean pests on the Subway; a laughing reject who had some regrets when walked away leaving three dead
Your mom alleged Tom was your father, so you tracked Gotham’s cents
Then got turned down in close quarters; Penny’s worth lacks “Common Sense”
And since we’re talkin’ cents, your death will not ever make more than your life
But, on the bright side, you’re finally recognized for walking off the line

Arthur Fleck:
A Phoenix eclipses AMC’s wreckage, breathin’ life back into this track
Beatin’ a DLC heathen in Tekken who can’t even Kombat a path to Smash
‘Speakin of Negan’s smashin’, branding me as a ringmaster is flawed 
He wedlocks the wives of his backers; the worst wedding crasher since Vaughn!
I'm used to beatdowns, your verse didn't phase me
They call me the clown but you love getting crazy
With women in bed, bringing Lucille despair
You would only ever hit a homerun with affairs
You savour the power of leading the Saviors
I'm infamous for taking down higher ups
No vengeance could pardon your brutal behavior 
I'll do you like Murray, leave you fired up
As Kirkman’s worthless spin-offs are herded, Rob’s zombies seem to have no fucking end
What do you call a lifeless show that's still afoot? The Walking Dead! 
I conquered Oscars with an iron fist, the only thing you ironed is Mark’s face
So fight walkers all you wish but you couldn't wash away the bloodied stain of your past mistakes

Negan:
I confronted my past while paving the path for a safer haven; a fortunate future
But even with a fuckin’ mask, you can’t hide your horseshit humor
Warn a brother, Arthur! A monster’s ink can’t be prepped for 
Randall bared his colors and you sent little Gary to the scare floor!
So, share your pistol with hospital kids, you’ve got no hospitality 
The Saviors won’t humor a clown who's already lost his sanity
Joker’s win wasn’t in the cards, he got shuffled by a late show host
The crowd's silence left scars, and now his pills are the killing joke!

Arthur Fleck:
Really, my jokes fall flat? Shitty satire downsized you to a prisoner
I’m the guy behind uprisings, while downfalls are your signature
I suppressed Gotham’s tyrants, you barely silenced the Whisperers
So, I’ll incite some violence as I orchestrate your “Last Day on Earth”! 
You embraced calculated risk by taking Alpha away from Beta
Then Maggie’s reanimation placed Rhee-taliation on your radar
Now, a faker Savior needs saving, but it’s looking like class is out
A clown just benched this gym teacher in battle, so, Who’s Laughing Now?

Arthur Fleck Vs Negan - Citric Rap Battle!

The first ever rap battle of the series!


Audio Credits:
Beat Production - Beatg33kz
Mixed by Jotaseis 
Album Thumbnail and Art by Evrywunzf8vrit
Megamind VA: Samuel Grasman
Robbie Rotten VA: SuperTamerDude 
Written by Rebot17

Megamind Verse 1 (0:16)
Behold! It's Megamind, the greatest villain of all time!
I have the intellect of a genius, I'm the real mastermind.
Don't trade blows with me Plasticman, I rule all of Metrocity!
Don't let your makeup melt in the sun or you will become a Monstrosity!
Just look at my style, I sting like a black mamba!
I make bad look great, all you do is drama!
I will rule the world with my iron fist!
All you can do is stop and frisk!
Haha I'm stealing this victory! Like you requested, I will be making you history!
Let me just end this annihilation,
So take the mic, let's see if you can beat my presentation!


Robbie Rotten Verse 1 (0:48)
I'm so glad you're done with all of that yapping already,
Now it's time for the master to rap, so please shut your holes and be ready!
Alright, as you can see, there's no fixin vixin for this tragedy!
I mastered the most villainous trickeries, This refugee has no formality!
Wannabe joker! Let me teach you a lesson!
Your hero took lunch break and you fell into depression!
Call me Robbie Rocken! Cause I'm rocking this beat!
Your threats are full of air just like Sportacus's blimp.
My bars are going to be sweet, like your defeat!
You nearly lost to a simp, how about you retreat!
Your verse was like Sportcandy, completely tasteless!
I'm the superior icon, just admire my greatness!




Megamind Verse 2 (1:20)
Oh No! I'm shaking in my custom made baby seal leather boots!
Sorry, It's just that, I'm going to get defeated by a guy scared of fruits?
There's no way out, You're entirely doomed!
I will just press this button and your town will go Kaboom!
Your eyebrows are falling off, here's some glue!
Call me Mega-Sport, cuz you’re getting caged by another shade of blue!
Step aside if you don't want me to use my de-gun
No bitches? That's unfortunate, why don't you suck on deez nuts!
blah blah blah, let me just pick a dress for a bad pun.
Not even I could think, you could be this naive!
You're getting played by some puppets, don't you have a trick up your sleeve?
Minion! Knock this freak with the forget-me stick!



Robbie Rotten Verse 2 (1:52)
Let me disguise myself as Metroman! so you acknowledge that you lost this battle,
Too bad your memes couldn't help your movie reach the top of the barrel!
I'm perfect! Just look at my presence, I'm owning you on the mic so here's my two cents!
You better gather up your bots, so they can write you a decent rhyme!
Stealing a plot despicably? Now that's a greedy crime!
Looks like you're feeling a bit melancholy, did this squid lose his tennis balls?
Since you struggled to keep up with the Number One!
Your bars will always be crashing down, like Titan's Walls!
I'm done, I will be dropping this mic, like the beginning of your movie, But you already met your demise!

Megamind Vs Robbie Rotten - Rap Battles From a Robot

Home of Lame-Ass Rap Battles, its side series Half-Ass Rap Battles, and maybe the occasional cover of someone else's battle.

Blue Shell vs Lee Harvey Oswald | Quarter-Ass Rap Battles

Commander Jacob