Quarter-Ass Rap Battles

idk

cj as lee
gamer as blue shell

written by cj
mixed by serener zagreener
beat by twodeep

lee:
I’d rather rap against Blueface. I bet your momma’s a hoe
More annoying than the blue shell from New Super Mario Bros
I shot JFK so go AFK or expect hell
Cuz if I fire one bullet, I'll turn you to a red shell

shell:
I always smash from behind… oh hey, your mom called
I’m known to take out mustachioed people, Steve Harvey Oswald
Even though your not in first place cuz you rap poopy
I’m blasting shells at you, call me Jack Ruby

Blue Shell vs Lee Harvey Oswald | Quarter-Ass Rap Battles

idk

CJ as Keyboard
Dusty as Mouse

Written by CJ
Mixed by Dusty
Prod. 2Deep

Keyboard:
I’ll ctrl alt delete to freeze a nerd in the worst way
Cuz tell me, who’s the one typing these lines in the first place
I got this on lock and I’m boutta pop some caps
You may call yourself a mouse, but all I see is a rat

Mouse:
So you're not a piano, but you still think you play hard
Yo my chances of winning are wider than your space bar
Ain’t my type? No shit. You and I just don’t click
Imma leave ya broken. Hope you got my point, kid

Keyboard vs Mouse | Quarter-Ass Rap Battles

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Blue Shell vs Lee Harvey Oswald | Quarter-Ass Rap Battles

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