blasphemy

i literally know nothing about golf

sauce: 
what is love
dj khaled 'lets go golfing' tiktok
california girls
wii golf audience 
wii golf announcer
sexy and i know it 
shots 

lyrics:
lets go golfing
lets go golfing
hand me a spritzer
lets go golfing
hand me an iron
lets go golfing
(golf swing)
lets go golfing!

I love golfing
i love golf! 
the grass is really green
(golf swing, audience oohs)
nice shot!

(ahh) girl look at that shot
golf is my passion
(golf swing, audience awws)
girl look at that ball
the ball's in the water!

I LOVE GOLFING

lol that's wild
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Tone Loc - Wild Thing
R.E.M. - Losing My Religion
Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal
Justin Timberlake - Sexyback

that's him in the corner ->

do u ever feel
like a seal (ABABABBABAA)
drifting through the water
wanting to swim (ABBBBBAAAAAA)

do u ever feel
its always time to sleep?
sleeping underwater! (ABABA)

cuz baby you're a seal!
...not a sea lion
come on show em you're a seal!

ABABABA
ABBBWABABWA
AAAABABA
AAAAAA
ABABABBAAAA

Sauce: September, Firework

btw. seals do NOT go or or or they go ababababaaa 
sea lions are different from seals, they are not true seals and there are many differences between them- its like saying a square is a rectangle like yes that is true however when you see a square u call it a square like cmon man :(

Feel Like A Seal

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Feliz Boulevard

hello (:

How broken can my brain be to get these ideas?

fuck right off

Toxicstar

it is deemed impossible to derive humor from this auditory sample

That Gay Shit

Miserable Telephone

I make mashups for fun

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Feel Like A Seal

Lee Strawberry