Unfortunately there's a fortune to be made.

They make uniforms for the prison guards who work all over the state.

This week we get in the holiday spirit and talk about Christmas trees. Tim helps Tom decide whether he should get a real tree that will make his dog sick and probably catch on fire, or a fake tree that will require him to empty out an entire room of his apartment for storage. 

We also take a look at reviews of classic books written by dumb children and solve a "problem" someone has because they get too much free wine.

If you're doing your holiday shopping on Amazon this year, consider using tcgte.com/amazon. It's the same old Amazon, but your buddies Tim and Tom get a cut.

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Christmas Trees

This week's episode is about Microsoft, a company that makes software and computer stuff. We talk about the majesty that is Windows 95, as well as some of their newer hit products like the Zune.

We also solve a problem from a listener about feeding vegans at his wedding.

This week's episode is brought to you by Harrys.com, which sells shaving supplies. Save $15 and get a chrome engraved Winston set for just $25 by using the coupon code EVERYTHINGVALENTINE.

Microsoft

This week Tim and Tom go to Toy Fair! But first, a frank discussion about how the subway tracks are cleaned, then it's on to Toy Fair! A place where they apparently don't give out free toys but will let you hurt yourself on a remote control skateboard if you ask them.

We also try to solve a listener problem regarding an arranged marriage!

Toy Fair

This week we’re talking cars of the future, like Tesla, Google’s Self-Driving Car, Hyperloop, Apple’s Car and more. Also this week we hear about how Tom fell down in the street along with the riveting tale of how Timmy Baloneyskins became Timmy Meatballs.

Hey New York City! We're doing a show in Brooklyn on 4/10 at Union Hall. We have to keep the topic secret because we're afraid to announce it publicly, but we promise it'll be worth your while. Get tickets at tcgte.com/live.

This week’s episode is sponsored by Loot Crate. They’ll deliver you a monthly box with 6-8 cool items like vinyl figurines, comics, shirts, and more - and each month has a theme. Go tolootcrate.com/EVERYTHING and enter code EVERYTHING to save $3 on any new subscription!

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Cars Of The Future!

Do you want to know more about aliens hidden at secret government facilities? 

Do you want to see Donald Trump kiss a bunch of people on television? 

Do commercials for toilet paper make you irrationally angry?

If you answered yes to these questions, this is the podcast episode for you!

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Area 51

It’s the return of Bruno. Not really, but we talk a lot about Bruce Willis, his musical alter-ego Bruno, and his sci-fi film career.

Bruce Willis

This week we're talking Home and Garden Television, or HGTV to the layperson. Flip or Flop, House Hunters, House Hunters International, Property Brothers, you name it. (Mostly just those though.)

HGTV

This week we kinda talk about the great state of California, a place where we have each been a couple times and have some vague opinions about. Also, Tim is sick, Tom gets a new water filter and we solve a problem from a listener who has a weird mental picture of the two of us.

California

This week is our annual summer movie preview, recorded after several of the year's biggest blockbusters have been released and already forgotten. Since loud, dumb summer movies are basically created for people like Tom, we've created the Tom-Scale™ of movie ratings so you can keep track of which movies are worth your time.

But first, we announce the extremely exciting and very sexy topic for our first show in London this year. By the way, the shows are coming up soon (JUNE 25, 26 & 27) so you should buy tickets right now at tcgte.com/live.

Also, Tim tries to find a venue for his birthday party that isn't a bar, and we solve a problem from a listener about iced coffee.

2015 Summer Movies

This week we’re talking all about the recent prison break in upstate New York which hopefully hasn’t come to a horribly tragic end by the time you listen to this.

Also discussed: Tim’s depressing lunch at Quizno’s, the idea of toasted burritos, a puppet restaurant, lockdowns, Tim’s near run-in with the Hammerman, real life Harley Quinn, dirty prison underwear, the governor of New York being on the case, US Marshals.

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Escaping From Prison

This week we bring you the second part of our annual summer movie roundup, and almost make it through the films coming out in June. We cover After Earth (which apparently is some Will Smith movie that is coming out), The Purge, The Internship, Man of Steel and talk about the difference between Robert Downey Jr. and Morton Downey Jr.

Also, we talk about what makes for a good anecdote in Jeopardy's contestant interview segment, the bizarre pervasiveness of burlesque acts in Brooklyn and we solve a listener's problem about choosing a best man for his wedding.

Escaping From Prison

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