Prod. Lord Pusswhip x Mutant Joe
Art by Alfred Pietroni x Steinarr Ingólfsson

Hit It ft. LYZZA Prod. Lord Pusswhip x Mutant Joe

Produced by Lord Pusswhip
Mix by Hafsteinn Þráinsson
Mastering by Styrmir Hauksson
Recorded by Alfreð Drexler
Visuals by Countess Malaise 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA9a2zzGwDk
Performed by Countess Malaise
Cover Art by 5ilkworm
Graphic Design by Steinarr Ingólfsson

Lyrics:
want to be wanted and need to be needed
loving and losing has taken my reasons
broken, n shattered into million pieces
all that i hoped for and
all that i dreamed of

we aint really talking
do u think it’s for the best?
i can’t really see me falling hard
for someone else
i be trying tho
yeah i’m trynna take the steps
but all these fucking years
i can’t seem to love you less

oh
i cant fight it
that’s why i gotta sit right down and write this
i try, 
to deny it
but it hurts so fucking much
i don’t like it

anticipating for you to appreciate me
somehow i stay waiting
tho i know you aint changing

i saw us going far
i saw us with it all
i thought we were unstoppable
baby i was wrong
expect so much from love
expect so much for us
expect that this was real
but it was ...not enough

cant believe that it has come to this
my pride is hurt but i cannot resist
gotta get this of my chest
because i think it’s best
gotta get this of my chest
cus i’m a fucking mess
cus i’m a fucking mess

anticipating for you to appreciate me
somehow i stay waiting
tho i know you ain't changing

we ain't really talking
do u think it’s for the best?
i can’t really see me falling hard
for someone else
i be trying tho
yeah i’m trynna take the steps
but all these fucking years
i can’t seem to love you less

Anticipating Pt.2 (Prod. Lord Pusswhip)

Executive Produced by Lord Pusswhip
Guest Prod. Alfred Drexler, Mutant Joe, Lamm, Prince Fendi The Punisher, Bazzi B
Engineered by Alfred Drexler
Written/Performed by Countess Malaise
Features by Baby.Com, LYZZA
Mix by Hafsteinn Þráinsson
Mastering by Styrmir Hauksson
Cover Photograph by Nikola Lamburov
Graphic Designer Steinarr Ingólfsson
Art Direction Anna Gloria Flores aka AGF HYDRA

Yeah Hoe (Bonus - Raw Mix)

i’m so fucking happy, going mothafucking psycho
calculator and a lighter, smoking on this hydro
counting all my blessing and i keep it in a high note
imma find my balance like i’m walking on tight rope

yeah hoe yeah hoe yeah hoe, HOE

don’t give a fuck what’s socially acceptable
do what i want and that shit is respectable
come get ya mans! remove him of my genitals
HE WASTED MY TIME AND THAT SHIT NOT ACCEPTABLE

i’m a bossy busy bitch
i’m bossy busy hoe
if the sex game terrible
imma show him the fucking door!
yes i am impeccable
yes i am incredible
and yes i am that bitch
and yes i eat my vegetables, BITCH

like a diamond, i’m the hardest HOE
honestly i’m mothafucking flawless HOE
IF YOU WANNA KNOW?
how the fuck i do it?
I PUT MY MUTHAFUCKING BACK INTO IT
YEAH I DO IT

WRITING IN ALL CAPS
THATS-WHY-MY-SHT-SLAPS
AND IF YOUR FACE BE BUGGING ME
IMMA GO AND SLAP THAT!
IMMA GET THIS CASH
WEARING HEAD TO TOE BLACK
THEY CAN’T SEE ME COMING
TILL I KILL THEM ALL AND THAT’S FACTS!

i’m so fucking happy, going mothafucking psycho
calculator and a lighter, smoking on this hydro
counting all my blessing and i keep it in a high note
imma find my balance like i’m walking on tight rope

yeah hoe yeah hoe yeah hoe, HOE

YOUR WELCOME HOE
i know you love watching me doing my thing
and you know what?
i love that for you!
your welcome hoeeeeeeeeeeeee

i’m so fucking happy, going mothafucking psycho
calculator and a lighter, smoking on this hydro
counting all my blessing and i keep it in a high note
imma find my balance like i’m walking on tight rope

yeah hoe yeah hoe yeah hoe, HOE

Maldita, released October 31, 2021
Produced by Prince Fendi The Punisher
Mix by Hafsteinn Þráinsson
Mastering by Styrmir Hauksson

Yeah Hoe

Hit It ft. LYZZA

Bitches ᐸ3 Countess

Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rE1U0cbsr0&ab_channel=CountessMalaise

Edited/Animated by Dian Joy
Graphic Design by Steinarr Ingólfsson
3D Art by Arna Beth
Directed by Countess Malaise
lyrics
i’m exciting
he wanna call me wifey
if he wanna get with me
he gotta treat me nicely

yes i’m feisty
this pussy very pricey
wonder if I’m crazy
yes lil bitch u know i might be


gotta put in work if you want to turn my head
lay up in my bed, lay up lay up in my bed
bitch
got no time for a faux hoe
rather move on, solo
better act like you know bro
so so


think you can handle handle this business????
i’ll make you hot like a sickness
i been working on my fitness
now they got me on their wish-list
wanna get with me …but i prefer distance
send to me bags on the daily , just like it is Christmas


started with nothing with nothing to lose
except my ambition and something to prove
got so damn sick of the constant abuse
now i make art that is making the news
making new rules
walking on him
in my new boots
i do not like him
i don’t like you
i do not really like anybody
except if he give me a lotto money

gimme the cash lil dummy dummy
he kinda sad
it kinda funny

hahahhaha

i’m exciting
he wanna call me wifey
if he wanna get with me
he gotta treat me nicely

yes i’m feisty
this pussy very pricey
wonder if I’m crazy
yes lil bitch u know i might be

i gotta eat so I’m making a plate
don’t talk to me stay out of my way
got cutlery
could stab u in the face
i am hungry
imma beast on that bass

no no nobody is badder than me
i deserve all of it, everything
so imma go get it regardless the challenge
know i’m gone kill it, because i am the baddest
you must feel lucky in this world cos I’m in it
if i die today than i know that you’d miss me
looking back at my life…start reminiscing
cos bitch i’m a legend, still trynna get those digits

i’m exciting
he wanna call me wifey
if he wanna get with me
he gotta treat me nicely

yes i’m feisty
this pussy very pricey
wonder if I’m crazy
yes lil bitch u know i might be

yuuhhhh bitchhh hahahaha
hahha hahahha
talk to me nice bitch

ahhhh
haaaa
haha


Maldita, released October 31, 2021
Song:
Countess Malaise
Produced by Lord Pusswhip
Mix by Hafsteinn Þráinsson
Mastering by Styrmir Hauksson

Exciting

wanna lick lick lick
on that tip tip tip
wanna hear my name
ah
sliding off your lips

want it hella sloppy
make it drip drip drip
yeah i want you on me
wanna get a grip

baby whats your fantasy?
take a trip to a different galaxy?
do u .....wanna come over here?
come on come on over and water me

been a while, a long time
i looked this deep in your eyes
i love it when you kiss me
in between my thighs
i just wanna get high
i just wanna get tied
damn i fucking miss it
feels so good that i could die


baby whats your fantasy?
take a trip to a different galaxy?
do u .....wanna come over here?
come on come on over and water me


i don’t care about tomorrow
i’m just going with the flow
i ain’t seeing fucking claro
because i'm losing control
pop this pussy like a bottle
drink me up and lets go
go hard, till ya feel the bottom
i just wanna be a hoe

give me some head
up in my bed
quit all that talking
u are not ted
like my name butter
love how i spread it,
i gotta have it
like i'm a addict

please do not stop
finish your job,
i really love it when u work it hard
i really love it when you get it hard
i really love it, like oh my god

baby whats your fantasy?
take a trip to a different galaxy?
do u .....wanna come over here?
come on come on over and water me


Maldita, released October 31, 2021
Produced by Lord Pusswhip and Mutant Joe
Mix by Hafsteinn Þráinsson
Mastering by Styrmir Hauksson
Recorded by Alfreð Drexler

Water Me

all by myself all by myself
all by myself all by myself

its hard for me to trust
even in myself
the day u turned ur back on me
i was back in hell
i really tried my hardest to come out of my shell
I’ve been doing work
i just need some help

i i i'm
all by myself all by myself
all by myself

i i i'm
all by myself all by myself
all by myself

the drugs don’t work
it ain’t cute anymore
i know my worth
i'm trying to shut the door
i need to feel love
deep in my core
i deserve truth
i deserve more

i i i'm
all by myself all by myself
all by myself
i i i'm
all by myself all by myself
all by myself


of course i fucking miss you
sometimes i wish that i'm with you
i get so emotional, at least i'm real with
now i gotta deal with it
i forget sometimes it's okay
to feel this shit - feel both ways
but nothing really hurts like a heartbreak
yeah nothing really hurts like a heartbreak


i gotta lotta wounds and their open
theres so many times I’ve been broken
what i gotta do is keep hoping
remember what want, keep going
and i know this
and i notice
nothing will ever be perfect
but bitch i be worth it
yeah bitch i be worth it



i i i'm
all by myself all by myself
all by myself
i i i'm
all by myself all by myself
all by myself


all the love i ever got my life
made me suicidal
nothings really wrong with me
this is my survival
cos all my life i've been alone
i was grown before i was even supposed to
you never understood
cos u never stood on your own


of course i fucking miss you
sometimes i wish that i'm with you
i get so emotional, at least i'm real with
now i gotta deal with it
i forget sometimes it's okay
to feel this shit - feel both ways
but nothing really hurts like a heartbreak
yeah nothing really hurts like a heartbreak


Maldita, released October 31, 2021
Produced by Alfred Drexler and Lamm
Mix by Hafsteinn Þráinsson
Mastering by Styrmir Hauksson
Recorded by Alfreð Drexler

All By Myself

Where do I go?
Where is my home?
Who do I hold?
Here on my own...

Thought that I be good right now
Yes I should right now
but I don't know how

Thought that I be good right now
Yes I should right now
but I don't know how

Trying to find myself...
Trying to find myself, help
I'm trying to find

Myself myself All by myself
Myself myself All by myself


Maldita, released October 31, 2021
Produced by Lord Pusswhip
Mix by Hafsteinn Þráinsson
Mastering by Styrmir Hauksson
Recorded by Alfreð Drexler

Self Help

damn u is disgusting
you can’t pull up on me
can’t do nothing
you can’t pull up on me
can’t do nothing
if u think u talking to me nah we ain’t discussing
if u think u talking to me nah we ain’t discussing

the audacity 2 think that u be on my fucking level
yeah i’m actually the best, nobody can do it better
if u come to me make sure you have some shit to fucking offer
make sure you standing straight and u talking to me proper


i gotta lotta talents
my heart is made of diamonds
my shit is hella hard and i gotta lotta problems
but pressure made me grow so strong
and thats on fucking period
gotta heavy flow- i ain't talking about my period
it's obvious to me
but you don't understand, you idiot
i'm a big ass deal
the rest of you hoes are just so trivial
i don't give a fuck
i can't really take ya'll serious
lost your senses to the clout and acting all delirious

"i don't got no time for your bullshit
if you gonna step to me..think twice..and just... don't.
get the fuck out my face, ok?"

i don't mean to come off mean but i just gotta kep it real
you won't catch me being fake no hoe that is just not me
i don't act like that because i'm not a fucking actor
i'm a fucking artist i'm a mother-fucking rapper

they're salty like a cracker
they're flaky, they got dandruff
never heard of moisturiser, gotta get that handled
you cancer
you cancelled
gotta cut you off
i would let you finish but..you is just a opp

damn u is disgusting
you can’t pull up on me
can’t do nothing
you can’t pull up on me
can’t do nothing
if u think u talking to me nah we ain’t discussing
if u think u talking to me nah we ain’t discussing


Maldita, released October 31, 2021
Produced by Lord Pusswhip
Mix by Hafsteinn Þráinsson
Mastering by Styrmir Hauksson
Recorded by Alfreð Drexler

We Ain't Discussing

Produced by Lord Pusswhip
Mix by Hafsteinn Þráinsson
Mastering by Styrmir Hauksson
Recorded by Alfreð Drexler
Video Visuals by Countess Malaise
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA9a2zzGwDk

want to be wanted and need to be needed
loving and losing has taken my reasons
broken, n shattered into million pieces
all that i hoped for and
all that i dreamed of

we aint really talking
do u think it’s for the best?
i can’t really see me falling hard
for someone else
i be trying tho
yeah i’m trynna take the steps
but all these fucking years
i can’t seem to love you less

oh
i cant fight it
that’s why i gotta sit right down and write this
i try,
to deny it
but it hurts so fucking much
i don’t like it

anticipating for you to appreciate me
somehow i stay waiting
tho i know you aint changing

i saw us going far
i saw us with it all
i thought we were unstoppable
baby i was wrong
expect so much from love
expect so much for us
expect that this was real
but it was ...not enough

cant believe that it has come to this
my pride is hurt but i cannot resist
gotta get this of my chest
because i think it’s best
gotta get this of my chest
cus i’m a fucking mess
cus i’m a fucking mess

anticipating for you to appreciate me
somehow i stay waiting
tho i know you ain't changing

we ain't really talking
do u think it’s for the best?
i can’t really see me falling hard
for someone else
i be trying tho
yeah i’m trynna take the steps
but all these fucking years
i can’t seem to love you less

Anticipating pt.2

Origifuckinal ft. baby.com

music video: youtu.be/y9xysESRuOc
lyrics
I'm too hard
I'm too bad
I'm to sad
but I've always been that (bitch)

Too emotional
Confrontational
Too irrational
but I've always been that...

Don't even try to
Act like you know me
Don't know the new me not even the old me
How many times I've done thought about folding
How many strikes that I've got, like I'm bowling
I'm in my business not anyone elses
If you don't like it than you are just jealous
I do not care because I am so selfish
Thrusting my pelvis, my name is Elvis

Don't try to push me
I'm going off
Bite off your ear so you know I'm a dog
Yeah I'm a bitch, never gon' stop
Slob on my clit
Bitch give me top

Get out the pic
I'll give you a crop
Lick on my feet, cause I'm counting my guap
Yeah I make hits, Make that shit drop
Yeah I'm a beast, Fuck all my opps

I'm too hard
I'm too bad
I'm to sad
but I've always been that (bitch)

Too emotional
Confrontational
Too irrational
but I've always been that...

You miss the point, cause you think that your stacking points
I'm fucking shit up
But I do not disappoint..none but myself,
because that's who I do it for
That is for sure
I always do
Shit that no one else will fucking do
Bitch I be clear
Are you a fool?
Everybody seen it, you claim to be it
but I be that bitch, you seen it, I feel it

I do not care
I do not respect you if your actions don't match the way you speak
Don't try to come for me because bitch
you are weak! and I'm that fucking BITCH


I'm too hard
I'm too bad
I'm to sad
but I've always been that (bitch)

Too emotional
Confrontational
Too irrational
but I've always been that...


Don't fuck with me fellas
This ain't my first time at the rodeo
MY POWER
I can use it anyway I want
it's a sword....cuts both ways

Executive Produced by Lord Pusswhip
Guest Prod. Alfred Drexler, Mutant Joe, Lamm, Prince Fendi The Punisher, Bazzi B
Engineered by Alfred Drexler
Written/Performed by Countess Malaise
Features by Baby.Com, LYZZA
Mix by Hafsteinn Þráinsson
Mastering by Styrmir Hauksson
Cover Photograph by Nikola Lamburov
Graphic Designer Steinarr Ingólfsson
Art Direction Anna Gloria Flores aka AGF HYDRA

That Bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43bK5dlahUU

https://countessmalaise.bandcamp.com/


Produced by Lord Pusswhip
Mastering by Alfred Drexler
Performed by Countess Malaise

Lyrics:

Fokk bitch
Choke a hoe
Eins og Countess

This goes out to all the bitches
Sem komu aðeins of seint í þetta teiti
En það er okay 
Just do u bitch
Do u

Malaise og Puss
Alltaf komin hér inn
Ávallt flexin on 'em
En það er alvitað mál

Hvað er að frétta, segi gott bitch
Ay, ég er fokkin goth bitch
Víravirkisandlit, Maila Nurmi, ég er bad bitch
Day one, bömpandi Skinless, veist ég finessaði lúkkið
Ég og Pusswhip erum koolin
Mo'fuccas eru brainless sem þekkja ekki Countess
Bitches voru dissin' þegar ég var chillin'
Doin' my thang, var kölluð ching ling chang
Vissu ekki af Wu-Tang, they be coppin' my swag 
Ég var krossfest, mean girls gerðu gys að flestu
Festu á sig svo septum
Faux hoes kunna ekki að rúlla
Líkt og þessi goth bitch dúkka

Reynandi að húkka sér far, ógeðslegar, komast ekki far
Black metal, banga Napalm
Svo fokkin gaman að sjá ykkur í framan
Leitandi að fokkin frama, að gera það sama
Sem ég gerði í fokkin fyrra og löngu fyrir það

Fokk bitch
Choke a hoe
Eins og Countess

All in alin loco kaþólikka, krúsifixa veggina
Þangað til hún fattaði að
Allt þetta shit var það sama
Skjóta up skóla
Amen, satan, takk fyrir það
Er að djóka

Hissandi flissandi snákar, lærðu ekki að skáka og máta
Kölski kemur hér inn, þeir fara að gráta
Glata gervinu, krjúpandi niður að enninu, í fóstur stellingu 
Ég framkvæmi motherfuckin' fóstureyðingu bitch

Damn
Bitch
Goth bitch

GOTH BITCH (VIDEO IN DESCRIPTION)

Production: Lord Pusswhip
Master: Mr.Doris
PURCHASE&DOWNLOAD 
https://countessmalaise.bandcamp.com/track/kvalin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ots09fGZ4bI

Lyrics:
ofbeldi níð æskan var stríð 
hún bernskan mín var ekkert grín 
mín ævisýn var ekki fín 
eins og eg væri í kína sem tík 
pældi í lífinu, hugsaði hví? 
í leit af snöru að hengja mig í 
lifandi dóm í alla tíð 
haldanandi áfram í sama gír 

barin og marin og kvalin 
barin og marin og kvalin 
barin og marin og kvalin 
ég var upp-alin 

finn ekki neitt kunni ekki að meta 
sjálfa mig ég hætti að éta 
fokking feit ég ætti að drepast 
byrja að bugast ég þurfti að berjast 
í þessum heimi ég þurfti að dvelja 
hugurinn brenglast 
sori og djöflar fara að myndast 
efast um neitt fari að breytast 
ég verð svo þreytt, vil bara fyrnast 
þegar ég blindast á því að vera 

barinn marin kvalin 

barin og marin og kvalin 
barin og marin og kvalin 
barin og marin og kvalin 
ég var upp alin 


eins og þeim langi að angra mig 
ég er fokkin satana bitch katana 
slæda inn afstaðin slæsa upp andlitið 
reyndu að fokka with this sama hver þú is 
læt ekki ganga yfir mig runu ég þyl 
breytist í moðfokkig hvrifilbyl þetta er búið spil 
vanmetin andsetin andskoti 

horfðu á mig ég er svo með þetta 
flexa og hætt’ekki geraða 
nærð ekk’að hlekkjana rétt eins og Amistad 
mun alltaf rebella er gwuapa er bella 
maganda talenta isang da-an porsiyenta 
sálin svört eins og fokking tjara 
þú ert algjör mengun, skalt bara fara 
ekki bara einhver dama malaise er ég 
ég þekki trauma annað myndi ég aldrei hafa 
lifði af er sú sama real as fuck feitan stíl 
blóðið kalt eins og krókódíll 
gef í þig skít ef að þú kemur með moðfokking heat

KVALIN

Production by Alfred Drexler https://soundcloud.com/alfreddrexler
Mixing by Mr. Doris https://soundcloud.com/mistersir2000


Lyrics 


this aint a hobby this is my all
aye pretty papi, havin a ball
u wanna try me
give me a call
please do not stall
i have no time for none of that shit my patience is fucking small
im on the go, looking for dough, yo what you thought

yo what you thought 
now that you see me, saying that you feel me
having a feeling that’cha really need me
you’re really needy, 
like you ever gonna manage to keep me
gotta believe me, cos in reality, knowing to please me 
is when it actually gets fucking dreamy
you like me so much, wish u could be me
wanna be screaming, feeling the feeling


hurry the fuck up
finish yo luck up
i might be loco
high on the coco
yoko like ono
shoutout to onoe
fuck all dem popo
loyal like toto
u is so boring like soso
that is why i  stay on the fucking solo, 
out from the shadows, out in the open, 
puttin some work in
missy like work it
lemme see you fucking work it
lemme see you fucking work it
lemme see you fucking work it
put in some work bih


don’t answer i am shy,
that is just fucking  lie
u just not that sexy fly
not my type of guy
baddest bitch alive	
don’t you even fucking try
mothafucka i’m kawaii
sweetie-pie, cute as fuck, u could mothafucking die
u got no juice, u fuckin dry
b b b bye
i am not hating, i am just saying 
seeing the games that you playing
stop da delaying
painting the picture 
before you go framing
talkin that talk
but nothing to back it
doing backflip 
away from your bullshit
u say u big
dunno how to use it
that is confusing
boring, i'm snoozing


hurry the fuck up
finish yo luck up
i might be loco
high on the coco
yoko like ono
shoutout to onoe
fuck all dem popo
loyal like toto
u is so boring like soso
that is why i  stay on the fucking solo, 
out from the shadows, out in the open, puttin some work in
missy like work it
lemme see you fucking work it
lemme see you fucking work it
lemme see you fucking work it
put in work bih
missy like work it
lemme see you fucking work it
lemme see you fucking work it
lemme see you fucking work it
put in work bihhh

SNOOZE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B0y9zUuC0M&t=1s

Prod. @mantisfromdamudgang
Cover by Steinarr Ingólfsson

Lyrics:

looking so dope don’t know how to cope
these dirty fuckas be having dem hopes
hand me the soap’cos it is a nope
rather be hanging by neck on a rope
know what they after i have the scope
countess on u hoes cuttin’ your throat
i am a leader yo i am the pope
imma go ham on your ass if you grope

ohh

fuck who u are look from afar cos i am a star
leave wit a scar ya’ll wanna sparr i take it that far
make it a ball imma go bawl imma go ham
you aint a man step cos you can over a line
i ask u to stand there stay at your place
spray u with mace on your fuckin face

3x
i skip a case, call all the fam, get you erased 

you a lil bitch trynna fuck with me you living in virtual reality
if you gon’ step on me you better step to me 
try and go flex on me -like me especially
cos i got that sex appeal when i speak i keep it real 
say what i feel colder than steal fucking unreal keep it ideal  

but uh i said nah
it’s a nah understand
i be bad i be mad i said nah
then it’s a nah aye

i do not muble on it so humble
wouldn’t give any fucks even though i had a bundle
i am a queen this is my jungle
you better listen cut all the dissing
tellin you straight up nah fuck around
you set it off imma go bomb
come  for you  dumb chew you like gum pop it like gun


nahhhh
i’ll be back i’ll be bad i said nah
then it’s a nah understand i’ll be back

SKIP A CASE (VIDEO IN DESCRIPTION)

Featuring https://soundcloud.com/mantisfromdamudgang
Produced https://soundcloud.com/mistersirplease
Cover Steinarr Ingólfsson


Lyrics:

(Chorus:)
got a problem better tell it to my face
wanna holler better fucking say my name
bitch you smaller yeah u a fucking lame
what shame, these suckas be so fake

(Vesrse 1:)
im stunting with my main
yeah i am blowing out yo brain
i can get u high, u can feel it in your veins
need to boil some water for that motherfucking tea
i don’t even bother - tho u wanna fuck wit me
u are not my father i won’t call u my papi
u ain’t hitting raw, u ain’t getting this pussy
sick of fuckboys thinking they the mothafucking shit
imma pop and best believe they mothafucking dead
think they popping shit but they aint got one fucking hit
they forgot that countess is that motherfucking bitch

(Verse 2:)
breakin up the bread i’m bakin up the bread aye
cakin up a check whippin up that shit
do my cookin dance steppin off the set
gas ya head up i’m steppin on ya neck
return of the mac
think i’m crunchy black
can’t stop talkin my shit
i’m not a walkin lick
you a mothafuckin bitch
i’m the mothafuckin shit
think i’m gonna start growin shrooms
my homies totin tools
no bob the builder kidnap ya children
no mothafuckin rules
fly south like a goose
stayin true to my dudes
i want all of the loot
steel toes on my boots
fresh from the photoshoot
gotta play at boiler room


(Chorus:)
got a problem better tell it to my face
wanna holler better fucking say my name
bitch you smaller yeah u a fucking lame
what shame, these suckas be so fake

SAY MY NAME (ft. Lord Pusswhip)

♡ VALENTINE'S SPECIAL ♡

Produced by Lord Pusswhip x Bngrboy
@mantisfromdamud x @vavaviva
Mixed by Pusswhip
Art by Steinarr Ingólfsson

LYRICS:

fucking and sucking on me, this pussy B poppin only
for my man, reminds me of my quality, he swim in the sea
i’m wet on the bed i’m spread, he love how i'm givin' him head
he put it on me, he give me the d, i shake on my knees
filling me up, fantasies 
ain't nothing but real shit with me
this pussy is trill, yeah baby
u know how jealous they can be
fabulous bitch, yeah that me

he getting me hot, he love me alot
he got me so caught up 
chasing the gwap
staying in love
never gon' stop
picture so perfect i'm never gon' crop
telling u all, even the cops
this is some real shit 
that u cannot cop
buy in a store not even the mall
needing this bitch, one he gon' call
all that i see, he is so tall
loving me good, loving me long
slide to the side, or take it off
when he inside, nothing be wrong

3x
i wanna brag
goddamn i love my man
ain't nobody can do it like he motherfucking can
that's a fact
whip it
i be bad

he good to me cos i’m worth it
go to the floor and get dirty
go with the flow, with no hurry
he kissing on me till the early
every day every morning
i wake up and adore him 
smile and kiss on my forehead
yeah - baby - i know it
this is real

1x
i wanna brag
goddamn i love my man
aint nobody can do it like he motherfucking can
thats a fact
whip it
i be bad

GODDAM I LOVE MY MAN

Prod. @mutantjoe
Mix @mantisfromdamudgang
Graphic Design by Steinarr Ingólfsson

Lyrics:

(COUNTESS MALAISE)

stick to ur mothafucking peasant shit
I am countess, I be fucking royalty
do u really think that you can come for me
do u really think that u can come for me
sit on ya mothafucking heiny
bitch you fucking slimey
you can come and find me
(re-)member u are tiny
and I am hella fine-y
baddest bitch in sight-y
everybody like me

split when you see me going ham
you know in these fucking parts I be the man
ohhhhhhhhhh
you never catch me no you cant
every time I get that hate
I gain a fan
and I be chillin with the fam
see them suckas peepin on the fucking gram
staring at this ass 
wanna be me bad
you a fucking basic civilian

come for me
do u really think that you can come for me
come for me
do u really think that you can come for me
come for me
do u really think that you can come for me
come for me
do u really think that you can come for me

(LORD PUSSWHIP)

do you really think that you can come for me
energy absorb from me
you see the light that comes from me
yellow red and green you'll flee you'll dip you'll run from me
you can't stunt on me
I know you frontin, g
your girl's only good for steady pumpin she's a freak
my girl met her in the function jumped into a jeep

I just jumped on the beat
I'm fuckin on the beat
I'm fuckin on the beat just like I'm fuckin on a beex
You know what it is mane me and Countess flip the script
they know who it is so I do not need a press kit
makin moves like chess piece, ain't no one quite like me
the fuckin queen should knight me
pretty bitch my pants are tiny aye

(COUNTESS MALAISE)

come for me
do u really think that you can come for me
come for me
do u really think that you can come for me
come for me
do u really think that you can come for me
come for me
do u really think that you can come for me

DO YOU (ft. Lord Pusswhip)

PROD. @mantisfromdamudgang
MIX&REC. @mistersirplease
Graphic Design by Steinarr Ingólfsson

BUY SONG:
https://countessmalaise.bandcamp.com/track/sauce-it


LYRICS:

bitch i don't give a fuck 'cus you motherfuckig suck 
why you wasting my time on some petty shit, 
shut the fuck up 
stay in ya lane, hey 
i think you a fucking lame, not because u are a dame 
learn the rules before u play the game 

i'm a mutherfucking boss bitch 
i ain't even gotta force it 
i got the recipe 
i dont even gotta sauce it no 


hoe did you know? 
i'm am the reaper i'm the goat 
shoutout to drexler he be the freshest 
i love you puss you be the "best-est" 
doris is real - first name be mister 
rj my brother the reason i'm living 
V is my main, sippin, spillin the tea 
i can be mean it can get ugly 
you can decide if you envy or love me 
i’ll be alright i will survive 
i never asked for a slice of the pie 
countess is i 
i’m gone' do me till the day that i die 

i step in the scene, ya best await damage 
everybody say that shit "i am a savage" 
i fucking manage, all of this havoc 
taking a challenge, hay 
this world is crazy my name is alice 
fuckas be lazy fuckas be tactless 
flows that y’all spit, got a bitch snoring 
killing these suckas, nobody mourning 
i'm out here ballin 

i'm a muthafucking boss bitch 
i aint even gotta force it 
i got the recipe i dont even gotta sauce it no

SAUCE IT

Produced by Lord Pusswhip
Mastered by Curver Thoroddsen
Artwork by Gréta Þorkelsdóttir

banga hart ef að þú lofar að gefa mér allt
alla leið því annað er mothafokking drasl
ekki eyða mínum tíma því þú veist the kostar cash
ég vil heyra fokking í þér,
annars segi bara pass


vil það sveitt, vil það heitt
engin pása eða neitt
halltu áfram lil bitch
ég þarf -að - fá það greitt

cash ræður öllu í fokking kringum mig
þarf þetta shit _til að lifa in this bitch

veit nákvæmlega hvernig á að gera það
þarf hella dick og tösku í stíl
þarf að drekka vatn og svo góðan díl
svo taskan mín verður feit og fín

ekki flex ef þúr ert ekki með þetta
tek’essu alvarlega er ekki að chilla
er poppin bitch eins og pilla
gef hella skít í þessa tilla

ú

já kallaðu mig mella
i don’t give a shit bitch ég er það
droppa þessu shitti ég er eðal
þú ert fokking húkkt eins og meðal

eh

þarft að fara á vog, já ég sé það
eða útí hornið að grenja
segi fokking moo bitch ér belja
taskan full þarf að telja

KASH (prod. Lord Pusswhip)

MUSIC VIDEO:
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl8A4purKBU&feature=youtu.be

Produced by Bngrboy @vavaviva
Mastered by Friðfinnur Oculus 
Written by Countess Malaise
Performed by Countess Malaise
Special Thanks to Lord Pusswhip @mantisfromdamudgang
Graphic design/Artwork by Steinarr Ingólfsson


Lyrics:

og þú veist að
veskið mitt þarf að vera feitt
ég vil fitu eða ég vil ekki neitt
mamma sagði
ekki leggja töskuna á gólfið
boðar illa anda fyrir banka fokkin hólfið
veskið mitt þarf að vera feitt
ég vil fitu eða ég vil ekki neitt
mamma sagði
ekki leggja töskuna á gólfið
boðar illa anda fyrir banka fokkin hólfið
og þú veist að


krakkar fengu aur fyrir bland í poka
en Dýffa geymdi peninginn til að komast 
flutti milli staða, bjó í fokking athvarfi
öllum var svo fokkin sama þegar ég var barn
lærði rosa hratt 
að ég væri ekki neitt
og ef ég vildi gera shitt
þarf það að vera feitt
pakka eins og dóra
ég þarf svo að þjóta 
soucin eins og sósa
veskið er að fljóta
ef þú villt fokking bóka mig
er það hundrað ká því ég er that fuckin bitch
ég vil ekki smá

þú veist að
veskið mitt þarf að vera feitt
ég vil fitu eða ég vil ekki neitt
mamma sagði
ekki leggja töskuna á gólfið
boðar illa anda fyrir banka fokkin hólfið
veskið mitt þarf að vera feitt
ég vil fitu eða ég vil ekki neitt
mamma sagði
ekki leggja töskuna á gólfið
boðar illa anda fyrir banka fokkin hólfið
og þú veist að...

virði bara fólkið sem virkilega grændar
ekki lið sem reddar sínu því að hann á frænda
ekki segjast tengja 
það er fokkin rugl, þú fæddist inní heiminn og veskið þitt var fullt
aldrei verið barinn fyrir það að vera til
hefur ekki vitað hvað það er að finna til
ekki reyna stjórna mér ég geri sem ég vil
fylgi engum reglum mér er drullu sam'um þig
miða mig við engan því miður er ég real
meðan sumir lurka feitast, stela mínum stíl
er ég á ferðinni og er farin langar leiðir
fyrir minn fokking tíma þessvegna ertu leiður

og þú veist að
veskið mitt þarf að vera feitt
ég vil fitu eða ég vil ekki neitt
mamma sagði
ekki leggja töskuna á gólfið
boðar illa anda fyrir banka fokkin hólfið
veskið mitt þarf að vera feitt
ég vil fitu eða ég vil ekki neitt
mamma sagði
ekki leggja töskuna á gólfið
boðar illa anda fyrir banka fokkin hólfið

VESKIÐ MITT (Prod. Bngrboy) *official music video in description*

prod:
@mantisfromdamudgang
guest prod:
"coming first" @mutantjoe
"taking out the trash" @zgjimi
"tired of this shit" @psychoplasmicsofficial
feat:
"mixing up some potions" @slimpoppins
mastering:
curver

Alpha Female - Prod by Lord Pusswhip

Tired of this shit - Prod by Psychoplasmics

Taking out the trash - Prod by Zgjim

Pulse - Prod by Lord Pusswhip

Anticipating - Prod by Lord Pusswhip

Mixing up some potions ft. Slim Poppins - Prod by Lord Pusswhip

Slide Me a brick - Prod by Lord Pusswhip

Coming First - Prod by Mutant Joe x Lord Pusswhip

SPEAK UP, USE YOUR PRIVILEGE TO FIGHT RACISM. 


Produced by Prince Fendi and Alfred Drexler
Art Work by Countess Malaise

LYRICS:
you don’t fucking know me
imma tell you i’m the boss
if you trynna step to me
you gonna take a loss
imma fucking whip your ass
cause i got the sauce
yeah i got the toppings
cause i'm the fucking top
fuck the mothafucking haters
kill the mothafucking cops
if you be in the way
imma turn you fucking off
yeah i switch, and i flip
and make that shit drop
6 feet deep in a muthafucking box

we don’t have a choice
resort to fucking violence
we don’t give a fuck no more
let’s go and fucking riot
pick your phone up and dial
take down the muthafucking rival
put money where your mouth is at
make an impact, make an attack
don’t tell black people to relax
you should know the fucking  facts
kkk are cops and cops are kkk
it is not okay, 
the pigs they gotta pay
killing black lives 
then they getting paid
instead of  getting jail, 
that shit is not okay

you don’t fucking know me
imma tell you i’m the boss
if you trynna step to me
you gonna take a loss
imma fucking whip yo ass
cause i got the sauce
yeah i got the toppings
cause i'm the fucking top
fuck the mothafucking haters
kill the mothafucking cops
if you be in the way
imma turn you fucking off
yeah i switch, and i flip
and make that shit drop
6 feet deep in a muthafucking box

stop what you're doing and take action
nothing is going to change if we don’t fight together
it’s our responsibility to change the world

ACAB

Song:
Countess Malaise
Produced by Lord Pusswhip
Mix by Hafsteinn Þráinsson
Mastering by Styrmir Hauksson

Lyrics:

i’m exciting
he wanna call me wifey
if he wanna get with me
he gotta treat me nicely

yes i’m feisty
this pussy very pricey
wonder if I’m crazy
yes lil bitch u know i might be


gotta put in work if you want to turn my head
lay up in my bed, lay up lay up in my bed
bitch
got no time for a faux hoe
rather move on, solo
better act like you know bro
so so


think you can handle handle this business????
i’ll make you hot like a sickness
i been working on my fitness
now they got me on their wish-list
wanna get with me …but i prefer distance
send to me bags on the daily , just like it is Christmas


started with nothing with nothing to lose
except my ambition and something to prove
got so damn sick of the constant abuse
now i make art that is making the news
making new rules
walking on him
in my new boots
i do not like him
i don’t like you
i do not really like anybody
except if he give me a lotto money

gimme the cash lil dummy dummy
he kinda sad
it kinda funny

hahahhaha

i’m exciting
he wanna call me wifey
if he wanna get with me
he gotta treat me nicely

yes i’m feisty
this pussy very pricey
wonder if I’m crazy
yes lil bitch u know i might be

i gotta eat so I’m making a plate
don’t talk to me stay out of my way
got cutlery
could stab u in the face
i am hungry
imma beast on that bass

no no nobody is badder than me
i deserve all of it, everything
so imma go get it regardless the challenge
know i’m gone kill it, because i am the baddest
you must feel lucky in this world cos I’m in it
if i die today than i know that you’d miss me
looking back at my life…start reminiscing 
cos bitch i’m a legend, still trynna get those digits

i’m exciting
he wanna call me wifey
if he wanna get with me
he gotta treat me nicely

yes i’m feisty
this pussy very pricey
wonder if I’m crazy
yes lil bitch u know i might be

yuuhhhh bitchhh hahahaha
hahha hahahha
talk to me nice bitch

ahhhh
haaaa
haha

Countess Malaise - Exciting (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] Prod. Lord Pusswhip

Contact/Booking:
countessmalaise@gmail.com
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