Jeffrey "the Killer" Woods (creepypasta) vs. Jane "the Killer" Arkensaw (creepypasta)

On soundcloud it’s “the epic rap battles of creepypasta soundcloud account”,  but on youtube it’s “the epic rap battles of creepypasta youtube account”.

horror

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

@jmbraps as Slender Man, Jason Voorhees, Squidward's Suicide, BRVR and Hannibal Lecter
@rlyoshi as Jeff the Killer
@lazysundaypaper as Eyeless Jack and Pennywise
@blingface as Freddy Krueger
@mat4yo as Michael Myers and Dead Bart
@rush as sonic.exe
@erboi as Tails Doll and Chucky
@adolf-kyenza as BEN Drowned
@riventheexile as Cupcakes
@gamingallstarrapbattles as Happy Appy
@hyperjacob96 as Herobrine
@epicrapbattlesofcartoons as MARIO
@ciaran-mcginn as Leatherface
@stofferex as Ghostface
@thesuperplushybros as Pinhead
@Froggy7771 as Jigsaw
@kevin_krust as Norman Bates
@mancha-4 as Cujo
@s0n1c-fr3nzy as Sweeny Todd


Creepypastas vs Slashers

So I did an audio battle for one of my friends, ProbablyNoah http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User:ProbablyNoah

In this battle we have two striped child murdering clowns, the Creepypasta Laughing Jack and the horror movie icon Captain Spaulding!

Lyrics: 

Captain Spaulding: 
PLAY TIME, BITCH! Alright Jackass, it’s time to go inside!

Time for you to die, ‘cause my flow’s a lyrical MURDER RIDE!

I’ll stomp this ass, leave him flat, fuckin’ slice this brat in half!

Your names about right, Jack, cause your story makes me laugh!

You miserable motherfucker, stop Jacking off and feel the real pain!

I’ll Rob this victory from you, leave you feeling Tiny like your name was James!

Look at me, I’m gorgeous! You’re a distorted orphan morph, bitch!

When I’m done, we’ll change the name of my film to “One thousand and ONE corpses!”


Laughing Jack:
(Hahaha…) Jacky’s about to leave this bearded slob smitten,

You sell expired fried poultry, but it looks like you’re the old burned chicken,

Make a whole carnival frown when I take this greasy disappointment down!

Because in an unexpected plot-twist, YOU’RE the reason kids hate clowns!

I’d rather face Eyeless Jack then this buffoon, who’s the weak foe?

You’re just an egotistical dimwit who belongs in his own freakshow,

Cutter you open- Hang up this old hooker, leave his stomach full of sugar,

And don’t feel special- You’re not even the first dog I’ve butchered.


Captain Spaulding:
You make me I-sick! And I’m gonna leave this social defect wrecked!

With your emo face-paint, you’re looking like the Devil’s Reject!

Wanna act manly? You’re really a pansy, but that’s fine and dandy!

but you’re by FAR the last person I’d want giving ME candy!


Laughing Jack: 
I’ll slaughter this stalker after I blow him out of the water,

My rhymes are hotter then the fires that grilled your daughter,

Burn down your shack, all you’ll hear is my laugh,

And then they’ll mark your death ruled as “suicide by Laughing Jack”


Captain Spaulding: 
I oughta bash your balls in! Your pasta ain’t got shit on my movie!

Pfft! Think you’re spooky? There’s no way you could handle my duties!

You’re just kooky and moody, I’m the best around, but truly,

So I guess you could say beating you was TUTTI FUCKIN FRUITY!


Laughing Jack:
All around the Mulberry bush, Jacky chased the pedophile,

The pedo though twas all in fun, until he found the Jack to be hostile,

Jack followed him to his home, left him flattened before he knew what happened,

Now he’s missing in action- Pop! Goes the captain!



Laughing Jack Vs Captain Spaulding- ERatBoHorror

@mancha-4 as Chica
Logan Loehrer as Bonnie
@jmbraps as Foxy
@erboi as Freddy
@joshua-tomlin-1 as SCP-087
@stofferex as SCP-049
@videogamerapbattles as SCP-107
@ciaran-mcginn as SCP-173

Rap Battle
The SCP Foundation vs Five Nights at Freddy’s
Begin!

Chica:
Let’s eat! These SCPs don’t have a clue what they’ve done
We’ll grind you up, take you down before you see the sun

Bonnie:
You’re all Euclid bitches trying to step to real horrors
Let’s see how safe you feel when you can’t close your doors

Foxy:
Ahoy mateys, do you hear my foot steps on the ground 
I’ll hook up these SCPs to show I’m the scariest around

Freddy:
Your power’s running out; play dead all you want
But you’ll know there’s no way out when I start playing my song

SCP-087:
The SCP’s are here, get ready to get your neck snapped
These robots will be breaking down, now to finish this crap

SCP-049:
I can’t believe we’re battling a fox, bear, chicken, and a bunny
You Chuck E’ Cheese ripoffs can never get past these SCP MC’s

106:
Slaughter you and your guard, there shall be no witness
Your filthy pizza place ain’t the only thing going out of business

SCP-173:  
Blink, I dare you, you scum are no where near elucid 
I’d give you respect, if your game wasn’t so stupid

(Freddy) We’ll be running down the corridor, giving many gamers fright
(Bonnie) We’re draining the power, you’ll never survive the night!
(Chica) Super Creepy Pastas? And you call our game stupid, ha!
(Foxy) (Arrrr) You won’t see us coming when you can’t see the security cameras 
(Bonnie) Don’t try to close the door on us (Freddy) or you’ll be jump scared
(Foxy) I read your pastas; they sucked! (Chica) You’re not going anywhere
(Bonnie) Static on the screen, (Freddy) watch out, (Foxy) ain’t you cute!
(All) You couldn’t stay alive for 1 night, now we’ll stuff you in a bear suit


(173) You guys still wanna fight us? Well this should be fun
(049) Better step back before these animals become DATA EXPUNGED!
(106) Wipe the blood off your face, you’re all just a disgrace!
(087) This battle will end when you walk up my staircase
(106) This’ll be your time Freddy (087) we won’t be sending you to heaven
(173) We’ll be ripping all your heads off (049) like that girl in ‘87
(087) And now for your next show, (049) our rhymes will murder (173) you old abominations
(All) You guys can never compare, to the SCP Foundation!

Who Won?
You Decide!
Stay Tuned For The Next Rap Battle!



Five Nights At Freddy's vs The SCP Foundation

SEASON 2 COMING NEXT YEAR

Matthew Thomas as Hoody
Frenzy as Masky
Mancha as Ticci Toby
WoodenHornets as The Observer
B-Lo Lorbes as HABIT
Justin Buckner as Slenderman

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
HOODY!
VERSUS!
MASKY!
BEGIN!

Hoody:
Coming in this battle to attack, it’s the hooded horror from hell
Are you suppose to be scary or something? I can’t freaking tell!
Because you’re crappy Masky, you ain’t having much luck
You’re face is so ugly, you need a mask just to cover it up
Slendy picked me first because he knew I could get the job done
As compared to your broken legs, so there is nowhere for you to run
Go back to your cheesecake, this isn’t the place for you
Because to tell the truth, you’re the laughingstock of the crew

Masky:
I’ve murdered my friend, so killing you won’t be tough
Because I’m coming in rough, let me know when you’ve had enough
Your body will match your red eyes once I’m done with you
Because pointing a gun at Alex was the best your ass could ever do
Getting killed on the job? that’s workplace fatality
Because you’re falling off your game like how you fell off the balcony
I’m coughing because I’m spitting so ill it’s nasty
When you wake up you’ll realize, you’ve fallen prey to Masky

Ticci Toby:
Sh-Shut up Masky, w-watch as your deaths tick closer
You’re about to get ter-rekt, Hoody is nothing but a poser
Influenced by evil; the one turned true creepypasta villain
You can hide your faces all you want, I’ll always be killing
Feed you to the ticks, make you both forever suffer 
I don’t give a shit what I do and I don’t ca-care i-if I stutter 
Stop being so weak, I’ve actually moved on from my past
You’re not my first victims and YOU WON’T BE MY LAST

The Observer:
It’s The Observer here, oh I’m sorry, am I interrupting?
I will never rest, with these disses, you’ll be corrupting
I don’t Noah how you kids think your rhymes are effective
Your defective little minds can’t handle my lyrics so hectic
Happy Birthday to you! and good luck in the afterlife 
Because while I attack your mind, you attack with little knives
This transmission is complete, just like your lives, I’m done
Because you little bitches just lost to proxy #1

HABIT:
It’s time for you to see the words I’m spitting, call me Habit
I’m rapidly dissing these maggots, snapping ‘cause I’ve just about had it!
You’ll get mind fucked when I teleport you everywhere
You’re all twitching jokes, while I’m Everyman’s Hybird nightmare!
Insanity is the last thing to worry about when facing me
Because to be honest, you fuckers were already crazy!
Leave this battle, no Observer or masked kids will make it stop!
Even compared to Slender Man, I’ll always be on top!

Slenderman:
I’m towering over, your leader has Arrived
Don’t adjust your screen, what’s happening is live
Static attacking, got 8 tentacles I’m packing
Catching my proxies, to leave the bodies stacking
I’ve been feared by millions, I’m even known to kill a man
I’m tall, dark and handsome, you can call me the Slender Man
Beating Jeffy as much times as the pages I show
Then these five came in my wake just standing in my Shadow
Slenderman, Slenderman, the children run, like you should do
You oughta know I’m used to killing 12 year old girls like you
Know you shouldn’t be a hater, in front of your savior
You’re nothing but my little baiters, and I’m your creator

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP B- *static* ATTLES OF *static* CREEPYP- *static*


Hoody vs Masky. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 15

Welcome to Season 2!

Matthew Thomas as Mario
Frenzy as Sonic.exe and I HATE YOU
Stoff as Sally.exe


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MARIO!
VERSUS!
SONIC.EXE!
TWO!
BEGIN!

MARIO:
I’m stepping into this 16 bit hell, you know your life will not end well
It’sa me Mario fool, with these rhymes, you’ll be impaled
You’re the fastest thing alive? But you still can’t run from me
It’s too late to change your mind, you’ll be left with Yoshi
You better commit suicide, that’s the selfish way out
Your eyes won’t be able to be found
Look into my heart, I’M FILLED WITH MALICE
You want real fear? Just step to the Yellow Switch Palace!
Challenge me again? You’ve triggered your own end!
You’ll never try to find me when I make this face again!

Sonic.exe:
Time for round 2, well this should be a breeze
Just ask all of my victims, you can’t escape Sonic.EXE
I took away the life of Tom, why should you even try
How can you call yourself scary when all you do is hide
Just admit it that I’m your god, you better fucking bow
You can never escape my hell, I’ll be your god for now
My eyes may be blood-shot, but I can still see
My victory was a true success, wouldn’t you agree?

MARIO:
NO I WOULDN’T! Wipe the blood from your eyes or I’ll nail ya!
Unlike you, my story is true, you were made by a failure
Watch out, this type of file may harm your hard drive
Point Of Advice: You’ll never make it out alive!

Sonic.exe:
I’ll rip out your guts, eat them when they’ve dried
How can you call yourself a threat? You commited suicide
So many disses to spit, but so little time
Just sit back and watch, like you did when I arrived

MARIO:
I AM GOD NOW, YOU JUST MILKED THOUSANDS OF SEQUELS 
What’s in this question block? It’ll be your doom, you fool
It’s the end now for you, you’ve lost to the one and only MARIO!
Time to bring in my brother bitch, LET’S-A GO

I HATE YOU:
I hate your rhymes so much, I’m the one with the flow 
Once you go into the Sunken Ghost Ship, you’ll scream “OH GOD NO!”
Why won’t you die? I swear to god, I’ll jump on your corpse for an eternity
Your pasta was so bad, that it got moved to the Trollpasta wiki!

Sonic.exe:
You’re in my world now, So don’t try to escape
You’re just a “creepy” picture, with your mouth agape
My burns are hotter than the fires of Green Hill
It’s time to get somebody else to rap for me, come in Sally, my love

Sally.exe:
Those rhymes from you were not perfect, I’ll give you a bunch of bruises
I might have my eyes stitched closed, but I can still see you losing
I HATE YOU, you were just a failed mistake
A fat plumber fighting me? Ha, just gimme a break!

MARIO:
You actually think it’s okay to send some furry abortion out to fight me?
You’ve stooped too low this time, Sonic.EXE
Unlike you, I don’t need a team to ensure defeat
A second game over, a second time you’ve been beat

Sonic.exe:
There was no hope for you to win in the first place
You can’t run away from me, I win every single race
Sonic.exe has won this game, it was great for you to play with me
I wanna have more fun, ready for round 3?

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

MARIO vs Sonic.exe 2. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 16.

Fel as Dead Bart
Frenzy as Numbers Station

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
FALLOUT 3: NUMBERS STATION
VERSUS
DEAD BART
BEGIN

Dead Bart:
It's time for this dead kid to have this DJ smothered
Take you to my grave and put you in it, just to have you suffer
Euthanizing this dog seems to be the right thing to do
Hell, to get to your Easter egg, the player has to kill you!
Eat my shorts, and go back to your radio station
You're just a creation created for a fail out of the nation
Battling me? I'll beat you Kwik-E, and you'll surely regret it
Time for this anchor to end, so you can be replaced by Margaret

Numbers Station (Three Dog):
What's up everybody, it's the all powerful Three Dog
You're listening to Galaxy News Radio, your #1 spot
You died in the air, god Bart, you don't have any guts
I've had enough of your words, time to kick this bum in the nuts
I'm bringing the truth to you, no matter how bad it hurts
Matt scrapped you to have you forever sleeping in the dirt
I'm a friendly neighborhood disc jockey, but not in this fight
I'll ride my victory like an airplane, and end this like your life

Dead Bart:
Come with me, as I take you down to the pits of hell
Leave you dead like the Queen, and you won't end well
I predicted Michael Jackson's death, so just quit it, DJ
It’s clear to see your death came as predicted on this grave!
You're just a Capital Waste of space, so get bent and go away
I'll stretch you and blur you, 'cause your fame is starting to fade
See these names on my tombstone, you’re next on my list!
It’s time to leave this Dog like my credits, silent

Numbers Station (Three Dog):
Dead Bart? The highlight of your life is giving out a virus
With your head glued on Homer's body, except just brainless
There's nothing to settle, you're a certain kind of "special"
You’re even sick of yourself; that’s why your skin is so yellow
Your existence was hated, so prepare to be debarted
I'm fighting this Good Fight, looks like you're just a GNRetard
Have you Fallout of this fight, like the plane but more brutal
Your pasta is more of a joke then what Homer said at your funeral

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Dead Bart vs Fallout 3: Numbers Station. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 21.

will i ever bucket

VLESU تبحث

Deadpool - Seth W
Deathstroke - HyperJacob96

Deadpool (0:12):
Okay, let me bring this up, ‘cause that’s just lame
You guys couldn’t even follow the fucking channel name?
Anyways, let’s not sweat it on the small stuff
as it looks like this bitch is back for a second round of beat up!
But I’m not only bettin’, you’ll be regrettin'
harder than the viewers after Seth’s Orochimaru impression
Hot like a chimichanga, I'll tango if you wanna
And I'll be laughing when you're on the end of my katanas
Man, I'm a legend, you've been left in the dust 
It's kinda sad people only know you vaguely from Injustice
You’re the best Assassin? Well, let me be enlightened
‘Cause in five whole seasons you couldn’t beat the Teen Titans

Deathstroke (0:44):
One mediocre verse, and I’ve had it with this red fool
But I’m about to leave you like Gatsby: dead pool
I’ll hand your ass to ya, you know I’m not a fan of ya
Exile your existence, blast your act back to Canada
You’re not better, you didn’t come before me
You stole all my shit then just jacked up the horny
And you think you rap hard? I’ll show you some violence
I preferred you in Origins: where you were silent
Cursing like a sailor, making jokes about your ween
Congratulations, you’re a hero to every pre-teen
I’m not sure what’s bigger: your ego or your mouth
But I’m sure it won’t take much to stomp this Merc out

Deadpool (1:16):
Maybe you came first, but Super Soldier gone crazed?
That concept and your rhymes are drier than my fucking face!
You’re not relevant anymore, you know what that means?
We’ll never have to suffer your ass on the big screen!
I beat you in a Death Battle, why don’t you check reality?
I'm just fighting for the plot, but you’ve no personalities!
This upcoming filler's like your persona, boring and futile
Leave this  audience saying, “aw man, that was BRUTAL”

Deathstroke (1:37):
Here’s a problem with you, you don’t know when jokes get old
‘cause that verse had as dull of an effect as Ryan Reynolds
So when you think you’re all superior,  you haven’t got a clue
I wish my wife had killed me - I wouldn’t have inspired you!
Drop the anti-hero bullshit, I'm a straight up villain
This track’s not the only thing I'm wicked at killin’
Now it's time Wade Wilson found a new mission
Before you regret the colour of pants you’ve chosen to shit in.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE COMIC BOOK FANS!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COMIC BOOKS!

Written by: Seth, Dusk, MaNCHA, & Joey

Deadpool VS Deathstroke II - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 1

The reboot begins.

Mancha as Neo
UnamusedDetective as GLaDOS
Beat by Epidemic Sound
Thanks to Yobar for mixing GLaDOS!

Neo: 
What if I told you that you’re testing my patience?
It’s a death deja vu with this bitch in the Matrix
My disses more vile than the toxin you advertise
Systematically become the Agent of your demise
You can’t escape with an ATLAS when this Lab Rat gets trapped
Crash a murderous modem with my hard driving raps
The Source of your Failed Mistakes lies not in your irrelevance
because Caroline’s riddled with artificial unintelligence

GLaDOS:
I spit acid, leave this pill seeing red on the litmus!
Neutralize a basic itch with a swath of pure citrus!
Thus I feel Repulsion from your lack of control
Trippin’ harder than Alice down the rabbit’s hole
This M C P U is vicious; giga-biting Keanu
Listen, Mr. Anderson, because I know you’re kung screwed
I’m apetured you preferred your allegorical Cave
Like your reality, you beating me’s a piece of cake

Neo:
Now I’m dodging your insults, call it GLaDOS bites the bullet-time
I’m punishing your lunacy; you’re too birdbrained to realize
that while you’re stuck on a Chell like Ouranos’s daughter
I rewire like a juvenile, for science, you monster!
GLaDOS:
No! Stop! No! No! No! No! NooooOOOOOOooooOOoooooOoOoO!
Neo:
Kicked a dea ex machina and left her circuits deep fried!
The starch truth? You're not sweet, but Enriched with polysaccharides!
Shuffle off this Portal coil, for you’re mortal with no morality!
I'll eat you with the non-existent spoon that is your victory!

PotatOS:
I test proto-call the shots! Turrets stop you in your tracks!  
Like the Companion Cube’s inferno I rhyme it hot on the track!
Now I’m shutting you down, The Matrix Online’s had a Half-Life
You sacrificed in vain, it seems that I’m Still Alive!
GLaDOS:
I’m a flawless divinity, Architect of your destruction
With a better Core Trinity than the one of your seduction
Sì, lontana da Scienza! My Cypher shows I Want You Gone!
The One's more of a zero, see, now that’s what I’ve been counting on!

GLaDOS vs Neo - URBoF #1

Eddiefrb as Harvey Beaks
Seth as Harvey Birdman

Harvey Birdman:
Rules were made to be broken, and the same goes for your face
The best marvy attorney against a Chowder disgrace? I’ll take the case!
Trying to be a Bad Seed, but you're just a little Steam-punk
You can't stand the burns from my rap when I'm powered by the sun!
I’m a superhero lawyer, saving the characters you love
You’re a child who can’t fight me when getting hurt’s what you’re afraid of
Debbie, cancel my appointment with BoJack; I’ve got a new foe to diss
‘Cause I’m cracking an even way bigger egghead than Beaks’ baby sis!

Harvey Beaks:
Alright, Phoenix Wrong! You’ll need your solar shield when I beat you
I’ll be launching you out of this battle, have you going “Pe-Choo!”
I may not like getting hurt, but it’s not like you could even hurt me
Scurry back to your coworkers like Captain Falcon and the Murray
Instead of dancing around your cases’ issues, why don't you actually solve them?
Turned into a parody of your own show, call it The Space Ghost Problem!
Stuck in a boring office job, while I'm still going on adventures
You’re just a Justice League reject who only hangs with one Avenger
 
Harvey Birdman:
This itty-bitty Bugaboo should go back to playing with his toy chicken
You’re voiced by a lion, but you roar more like a kitten!
A neurotic neat-freak that's way worse than Reducto, so back off!
There was less emotion in your raps than what you’d see from your grandpa
You favor the index finger, but I’ll give you the middle one
For wanting to be a Rebel, you try too hard to have civil fun
A real dodo bird; you can’t fly AND you’re afraid of heights!
I’m shooting energy beams from my fists. You can’t put up a fight
You’re dissing dishes so bad, a Recipe for Disaster
So emotionally fragile. Like your plate, I’ll leave you shattered
Beat you to a pulp, then be the attorney to represent ya
And in case you didn't, “Hey, did you get that diss I sent ya?”

Harvey Beaks:
What did you say about me?! Now you've unleashed my stern rage!
With flow like a mermaid, I’ll lock this third-rate in his birdcage!
I’m killin’ it with imps, spitting from the highest of trees
Even Technobear would be impressed by how I’m rocking this beat
This sleazebag will be splat real fast by this Greenblatt
Steal the crest of your rap like I was wearing a red ski mask
A bigger fail than Kratz, this is another case you’ve lost
You’re unloved by your wife and ignored by your boss
Fly back to Boo Boo, or I’ll leave you with boo boos, too
Wash out that potty mouth. Looks like your fans all flew the coop!
Calling me emotional? Hah! You’re one to talk, man!
You’re a flash in the pan, a sham, and a rip-off of Hawkman!
 
Harvey Birdman:
I’m a rip-off? Like when you ripped-off Batman as the Night Maid?
Such a shame. Your raps were even a disappointment to Dade
You can suck deez Peanuts and run back to Peabody, Sherman
Your Honor, you'll find that he's guilty. You’ve lost to BIIIIRDMAN!
 
Harvey Beaks:
Well, you can witness this quick diss I’m spitting at this pest
Had a volcano base, but your rhymes are lukewarm at best
I’d rid myself of my moisturizer and you still couldn’t scar me
Ending you like your superhero career, it’s the Death of Harvey

(SCRAPPED) Harvey Beaks vs Harvey Birdman

Mancha as Serperior
Adam as Emboar
Seth as Samurott

Serperior:
I’m bringin' style and Swagger to Nuvema at last
Even with your Shell Armor, I’ll finish you off fast 
I’m a pure bred rapper, it’s my Natural Gift
Where with your movepool man, you’re just naturally shit!
Coiling up fire types, get ya trapped in a Twister
I don’t wanna Hold Back, this Gastro Asshole’s bitter!
I'm the king of this battle, this regality's reality!
Giga Draining anything that’s even aiding your brutality!

Emboar:
I'm fighting fire with fire flaming you from every angle
Turn the tables, constrictor, let's see you get strangled
I’ve got a beard of fire, while this dipshit’s dickless!
SO COME ON! FIRE BACK! I WAS MADE TO BE RECKLESS!
I’m Hammer Arm-ed and ready to spit hotter than the sun’s core
I’ll leave you lying still like you just got hit by a stun spore
When you hear my Roar, you better run the fuck away
Get the hell out my face, EMBOAR IS HERE TO STAY!

Samurott:
This whiskered water warrior’s here to Water Gun you down
You won’t be here to get Revenge when you’re six feet underground
I’m an ace on the mic, I’m even flyer than Skyla!
Any of you beating me? I’d like to see you try! YA!
Lookin' good Emboar, I’ve never seen THAT type before!
Razor Shell you till you’re down, I’m a poor Water Sport
Oshawott the hell do you think you’re doing here man?
They call you the special sweeper because you belong in the trash!

Serperior:
Serperior’s superior, this grass snake’s raised the stakes!
I’ve got my hidden ability equipped to change the metagame!
Fire off a Leaf Storm, But my stat’s won’t decrease 
Samurott, my dear friend, you’re a TRUE game-FREAK!
Speeding Round you with my words, rhyming faster than Tornadus
Never needed Magical Leaf to compete with these failures
When I’m sent out to battle there’s no need to Worry Seed
...Ahh, now that’s the Sweet Scent of victory

Emboar:
I’ve been the best for two games and I think it’s time you learned
So bring it on little bitch, you’re gonna get Blast BURNED!
Head Smash you in half, this fire type’s bringing the pain!
Don’t need Emboarite, I’ve got Mega in my name!
Dewott you must, every result is just the same
Nobody ever picks you when they start up the game!
Time to Power-Up, my Punches focused solely on you
I’ll Wild Charge your bitch ass until you’re black white and blue!

Samurott:
This little Snivy’s just mental, he belongs as a rental!
Because your raps were even worse than your endgame potential!
Emboar’s not unique, he’s less original than Bouffalant!
Didn’t Juniper ever tell you not to step up to a Samurott?!
You won’t get to Retaliate after I use this move
One Shot! Hydro Pump! Introduce you to your doom!
Serperior, learn that you’re just a spineless crisis
And just fucking bow down to generation five’s finest!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Unova Starter Royale. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #7

Who Won poll:
https://strawpoll.com/eshkk5gc

Time for the first rap battle coming from me in 2020! I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it! Cheers, and I hope y'all have a great day or night! We're starting it off with a battle between the two notorious edgelords from the new Pokémon games!

Alen as Piers
Alex the Beast as Allister

Written by Alex the Beast
Thumbnail by Gengo
Mixed by Jacob Graal

Lyrics:
Rap Battle
Allister
VS
Piers
Begin!

Piers:
Good grief….my opponent’s some emo little kid? Who’s tryna, I dunno, strike fear?
Honestly, I’d use a Wishing Star to wish I wouldn’t even be here
Got a whole lotta Pokéballs strapped to your side
Yet none of what’s inside could save your hide
You’re so lonesome? I can’t imagine why
Mimikyu’s prolly got more friends than this guy
Kid who’s mysterious, probably hiding sadness
Am I supposed to think that makes you a badass?
Because to me? All I see?
Is the most stereotypical gym leader in this whole series
I dance with the dregs hiding in the cracks
You lack the confidence to take off the mask
Considering you’re not even in both games
I, too, would probably try to literally save face

Allister:
I'll admit, I--I was weary you’d spit something more dreary and searing
I was left wanting, heh... I suppose A-Pier-annces are deceiving
You--uhh, might want to fix that posture
You’ll drop the mic that way
I spook the goofs who dare to challenge me early on in the game
You do it but worse…? Grand...
Let me guess, MCR is your favorite band?
And I’m sorry but that haircut? It’s a crime
I’ll take your hefty defeat On the Side
You’re monotone and monochrome
I thought being the odd one was my role
‘Cause I wouldn’t say you’d be the pick of the litter
Just a broody cretin overshadowed by his sister

Piers:
Look at you! You’re already slumped over in defeat!
Over a HUNDRED masks? You’re actually a creep
Seeing dead people’s your big plot twist, all because of an accident
How ironic your biggest interest is most likely a myth
Go hang out in a cemetery or something you gangly little rat
You tried to fake being larger than life and you even failed at that
But still can’t find a proper way to up the spooky and lay off the edge
Your flow lacks a pulse, but what’d I expect? You’re used to playing with the dead

Allister:
In a game where players are exposed to Dynamax
The seventh Gym Leader doesn’t even have it
I took on a mantle at such a young age
While you’re this group’s deadweight
You lack a Power Spot, while I cause havoc
Fashion sense like a ceremony: Absent
Just do us all a favor and leave behind the mic
Sorry, Normal’s just not effective against a ghost type

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
On the next...
...Rap Battle!

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