The Cracksentials

Welcome to the hoe garden!

4 lil wanks (4xxx raw)

bubbletron-extravaganza

Cringelord Bubble Jam

I live in filth

I wanna eat your dogu

Doomed Dopamine Drift

happy sappy fappy

happy sappy song

Benzo Blues

Mismatched Socks

remaster of old track
https://soundcloud.com/hahaguitargobrrrr/dysruff

Lamentonaut

Womb Raider (Alt. Take)

Maximus Obnoxius III

continuation of https://soundcloud.com/hahaguitargobrrrr/mikasdickpic with some less experimental / more generic guitar wankage

Tweet-o Babe-uh After Receiving Dika-Pika From Mika

Methverse Doggy Mixer jajaja

Another Dic Pick from Mika

Fuck It, We’ll Do It in Reverse is a chaotic ritual disguised as a groove. It's the sonic equivalent of slamming the brakes on your own spiral, spinning the wheel, and deciding to drift directly into the void—backwards.

It lurches, loops, and glitches like time folding in on itself during a breakdown at 2AM.
Play it loud.
Regret nothing.
Unravel stylishly. 🌀🖤🐸

FUCK IT! We'll Do It In Reverse!

Track 7 from the forbidden grimoire of emotional destruction. once loved. now cursed. riffs soaked in regret, delay pedal conjures demons.... ⚠️do not play backwards!

Without You

"There is no downside to cocaine, period. If you have a chance to try it, I strongly recommend it." ~Wolf

W°°lf

"The doorkeeper of Hell is playing the Blues" ~@cliffdasikk

The Doorkeeper of Hell

Sanity’s boring, truth is a joke,
I built my throne out of everything broke.

This is blues exorcism for cursed souls. Heavy psych riffs dragged through ash. Basement doom jams that sound like they’re melting from the inside.

It’s not good music. It’s honest noise. 
Unfuckable, unmarketable, undeniable.

If you get it — welcome. If not, you were never meant to...   haha, guitar go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The Cracksentials

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