Methernal Hex Jam 🐦‍⬛

Oops, I Did Meth Again 🙊

Featured 🐸 (various artists)

Riffs from Kepler-22b 👽

💽 Remixes 🎶

Squidface Licker

Hamster Baby (Bikini Kill cover)

This song should not exist

lyrics:

I’ve got a gift for you, so open it up
Give it a stroke and I’ll fill your cup
Unleash the demon, and I’ll whip it out
Unzip my pants and I’ll stick it out, yeah

My dick is a miles long
That’s why I wrote this song for you, it’s for you
And when I’m creaming jeans 
It will make all your dreams come true, come true

And if you start to think you don’t give a fuck
This thing is bigger than a garbage truck
Unleash the weasel, it’ll give you a bite
You know I got the rizz, I’ll do it right

Rizztastic master of the dirty arts
When I’m done my dick will be smelling of farts
There is no reason why you wouldn’t want
My big fat dick inside your hairs cunt

If it’s not your birthday
It doesn’t really matter anyway
I got a gift so open it
That shirt you’re wearing now, I’ll be soaking it

When we put our heads together
I swear it’ll make it better
And when we become one
I’ll be glad to give you some

Choking hazard on the side
Just be careful on the ride
Smells like some old bologna
Eat it like some cannelloni, now dig it, yeah 

Big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick
Big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick

I've Got A Gift For You (It's My Penis)

Schnorbitz

Benzo Blues

Stöner Kebab

Djembe Dust

Cosmic Sludge Packer

Mismatched Socks

Star of Methlehem

Macmeth

No Country For Old Meth

Another Dic Pick from Mika

Shake Your Meth-Maker is what happens when rock bottom throws a dance party. Frantic, filthy, and vibrating at the frequency of poor life choices, it’s equal parts garage fire and nervous breakdown.

The BPM says “move your body,”
but the distortion says “text your ex and start a cult.”

This track doesn’t care if you survive—
it just wants to watch you vibe yourself into oblivion. 🐸⚡💀

Shake Your Meth-Maker

Methnic Cleansing sounds like if a rusted amplifier got possessed during a bender in a collapsing trailer park church.

This isn’t a song.
It’s pure soul exorcism.
It’s a relapse with rhythm.
It’s the soundtrack to torching your past and dancing in the ash.

Repent nothing.
Crank everything. 🐸🔥🛠️

Methnic Cleansing

We Found Alien Metal, and It's Changing Humanity Forever! 👽👾🐸

We Found Alien Methal

👾 The Untold Gospel 👾
Mary of Methlehem is abducted and has a close encounter with an alien messiah-to-be. The result? The “immaculate” conception of lil baby Jesus… but make it extraterrestrial. Turns out the Christian God was an alien all along. 👽

The Methlehem Abduction

Fuck It, We’ll Do It in Reverse is a chaotic ritual disguised as a groove. It's the sonic equivalent of slamming the brakes on your own spiral, spinning the wheel, and deciding to drift directly into the void—backwards.

It lurches, loops, and glitches like time folding in on itself during a breakdown at 2AM.
Play it loud.
Regret nothing.
Unravel stylishly. 🌀🖤🐸

FUCK IT! We'll Do It In Reverse!

Close Encounters of the Thirst Kind is what happens when an alien funk cult intercepts Earth radio, hears LMLYP, and decides to respond. It’s slimy. It’s sweaty. It vibrates at a frequency only detectable by horny lifeforms.

Warning: May cause spontaneous orbit grinding and unexpected transmissions from Uranus.
Best enjoyed under strobe lights and mild psychosis. 🛸💦🐸

Close Encounters of the Thirst Kind (👽LMLYP )

Extra Terrestrial Butt Man👽🍑

Beautiful daughters and fortunate sons
Y'all got everything to fear
Should've remembered to bring all your guns
'cuz soon you'll be bleeding from the ears
I'll take out my eyes - so you can see my mind
The catacombs and awful pussy caves
All of the body parts they will never find
Except for the pieces that I save

Keep drivin' - survivin' - 'til I begin connivin'
Never come as the ghoul or the stalker
The fucker - you sucker - the maggot in disguise
Another fool cut down by the walker
You'll hate me - berate me - you're pleading horrified
As I rape your pretty wife and your daughter
Gone without a trace - they'll never see your face
Another fool cut down by the walker

moistboyz - the walker (crackpanther remix)

edited version of https://soundcloud.com/crackpanther/i-need-u

Black Hunger

music video > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjTocP5Mzl4

"Best Friends" (crackpanther remix)

original > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faErMPCS5g

Finding out your boy is only 3 inches (Bruh)

wartsnall XV A

eh 🤷‍♂️

WHO LIEKS TO ROCK THE PARTY?

wartsnall XXIII

WE LIEK TO ROCK THE PARTY

Omen of the Rotting Dawn

wartsnall24-preview

wartsnall XXIV

wartsnall XXV

Wack Panther

quickie

wartsnall XXIV Remaster

Tesicular Fuzz Jam Remaster

MacMeth Remaster

Testicular Portal Full Alignment Remaster

Testicular Portal Alignment Cut

Chester's Gorilla (crackpanther remix)

Panthanomiun

I swear... these sneaky goblins only show up when the glue goes missing

Glue-Sniffin' Goblins

Jamwalker

slowie

slowier

i dont sleep, i dont eat
all i do is beat my meat

and shake that bottle

Shake That Bottle (crackpanther remix)

Stanksgiving (crackpanther remix)

Crying in the club (crackpanther remix)

Downers Don’t Dream (wartsnall XXVI)

Rectified Violence (wartsnall XXVII)

Gravity Loses Interest (wartsnall XXVIII)

eh bb re

Wartsnall XXIX

nul (wartsnall30-A)

Something Died in Here

Goblin Tone

TURBOSNAIL

written and recorded 2010 by andrew salvner (aka pretzels malone, lil' spaceman)
4-track cassette tape - trk1&2-keys and drums / trk3&4-vocals

from the unfinished and unreleased minotaur project.  this song's at the beginning as the creds roll.

the words:
three point four billion minotaurs
fighting against
three point four billion wizards
(wizards, wizards)

3 point 4 billion

Sanity’s boring, harmony's a joke,
I built my throne out of everything broke.

This is blues exorcism for cursed souls. Heavy psych riffs dragged through ash. Basement doom jams that sound like they’re melting from the inside.

This is not good music. It’s honest noise.
Unlovable, unmarketable, undeniable.

Guitar wankage in its purest form.

If you get it, welcome!
If not, you were never meant to...   Haha, guitar go Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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