A live reality TV cooking competition. I was lucky to escape with my life...

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/Jgrupe/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhnwXrjes1o
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/ng5t03/i_competed_on_the_chopping_block_a_live_reality/

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Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

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💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

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I Competed on "The Chopping Block" by Jordan Grupe

Room 14.

The Author:  https://www.reddit.com/user/Jgrupe/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxJWwwV7EPk
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/n2qxpq/im_a_wound_care_nurse_my_last_patient_scarred_me/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

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💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

I'm a Wound Care Nurse. My Last Patient Scarred Me for Life by Jgrupe

Gyarados:
I wrecked cities to get here, land Sharpedo better not disappoint
Watch how this water-type smokes you, what a hella way to break a joint!
Tied with a flying croissant? Be Ba-gone and retire
Even as a Magikarp, I'd still spew more fire!
This ain't a Close Combat, more like Pokè-Rap Slaughter
Solid like your foe element, still flowing like Water
You ain't got the Moxie, G, so you won't be topping me
Dragon Ragin' this rampage, you won't stop this beast!
Psuedo-Legendary, yet rely on a fruit to be effective?
An inevitable Hyper Beam from this battle-shipwrecks this!
Catch you on the seafloor, as you sink like your disses
I'm not a Jiglypuff, but I'll still leave you sleeping with the fishes

Garchomp:
Poor Choice of words, guess your Band lost your trust
Verse more forgettable than your role from Pokemon In Love!
I spit violent, hot raps like I'm Fire Blastin'
So let me run the track, while Draco Meteor leaves your Skullkraken!
Best in the bunch, but when the players Bite your bait;
You'll find that I'm ACTUALLY Fly unlike the type you display!
I dominate the metagame! Sand Force: I bring the heat!
Got a Mega, but being a Dragon is still out of your league!
Crushing bones as I Rush in to leave my foes in dust
Dive in your move-pool to save yourself from being my lunch
No way you'd hit the highest level when I stab my claw in your head 
Forget your shiny, for I'm the one leaving the ocean red!

Mega Gyarados:
Dissing my Mega's Bold, there's something you should Sinnoh;
Trading speed for spikes is not how you hit blows!
Cynthia would stick to Lucario if a Fridge leaves you Thrashed
Pokkèn this Outrage Smasher who'll never get to Smash!
Fangs like blades, don't play with these jaws
That'll tear your Rough Skin with a Crunch; Gar-CHOMP
Suppressing your buff with Intimidate, tossed peace out of the bag
I'm off to rule the seas; don't need a type to be a badass!

Garchomp:
What's a shrimp to a jet plane, you still fail to be savage
Weak to Stealth Rock? no wonder this matchup's unbalanced
You'll beg for rain when these Scorching Sands dry your flow
This windsock ended up on a hook, and I'll end you on a pole!
Don't need further power boosts to perform sweeps with ease
Leaving you washed up more than the Gyarados Submarine
Suck my Super Rod; I reeled you in to your defeat
Adios Gyarados, learn how not to be weak against a leaf!

Cast/Crew:
Light as Gyarados
Woodenhornets as Garchomp
Beat prod. by Hollywood Legend Productions
Written by SPM1000
Chiseled by Metamachine
Mixed by Jort
Cover Art by JoeTheEgg

Gyarados vs. Garchomp - Pokè-Rap Combat

The Soundtrack for the upcoming survival game, We Happy Few.

Releases 10/08/18.

40 We Happy Few Official Soundtrack - Whos Up For Simon Says

What would a perfect human be like?
CREEPYPASTA STORY►by AsDeathBeckons: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comm...
Creepypastas are the campfire tales of the internet. Horror stories spread through Reddit r/nosleep, forums and blogs, rather than word of mouth. Whether you believe these scary stories to be true or not is left to your own discretion and imagination.

CREEPY THUMBNAIL ART BY►Arsen Asyrankulov: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/XB...

CREEPYPASTA MUSIC/ SFX- 
►http://bit.ly/Audionic ♪
►http://bit.ly/Myuusic ♪
►http://bit.ly/incompt ♪

"We created the perfect human being" Creepypasta

Puppies are so much harder to handle than people think. Prepare for everything you love to be chewed.
AUTHOR'S LINKS-
►https://www.samhaysom.com/
►https://www.reddit.com/r/samhaysom
STORY►by samhaysom: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comm...

MUSIC/ SFX- 
►http://bit.ly/Audionic ♪
►http://bit.ly/Myuusic ♪
►http://bit.ly/incompt ♪

"My puppy won't stop pawing at the gap between our sofa cushions. Now I know why" Creepypasta

How to donate to Firefighters and relief for the Australian Fires

(https://www.cfa.vic.gov.au/about/supporting-cfa#donate-cfa
https://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/volunteer/support-your-local-brigade
https://www.redcross.org.au/campaigns/disaster-relief-and-recovery-donate
https://www.wires.org.au/blog/emergency-donations-to-help-wildlife)

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I like trains! ...Wait... that's wrong.

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/RichardSaxon/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WA0UXX4qvE
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/e4fung/the_train_im_on_hasnt_stopped_driving_for_19_days/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

Creepypasta Storytime ~Volume #17~

The Train I'm on Hasn't Stopped Driving for 19 days by Richard Saxon (2/6)

Comforting Sounds Upclose

Comforting Sounds Upclose Pt.1

Deezer NightcoreTXT: bit.ly/3KESwOs

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Nightcore - What do i live for

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Creepypastas are the campfire tales of the internet. Horror stories spread through Reddit r/nosleep, forums and blogs, rather than word of mouth. Whether you believe these scary stories to be true or not is left to your own discretion and imagination. 

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SUGGESTED CREEPYPASTA PLAYLISTS-
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►"Personal Favourites"- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEa2R...
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►"Long Stories"- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list...

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-This creepypasta is for entertainment purposes only-

"The Midnight Truck of Bell County" Creepypasta

so that’s what happened and- *HITS ELBOW* OW! *FALLS* otherguy: oh shit guess I’m planning a funeral

'Creepypastas' are the urban legends of the internet. A new age of horror told through digital word of mouth.

"My puppy won't stop pawing at the gap between our sofa cushions. Now I know why" Creepypasta

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