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sacboye.....

CRUNKJESUS FLIPS

Testing Testing Is This Thing On?!

thank u to angel jelly americalovesme evanie and rocco bunko #bosch

yearns for the mines

lego cowboys

I wil slap the fuck out diplo

READ THE PROLOGUE! : https://docs.google.com/document/d/106JatFlVkMWV3TGju8I9p3nGJsVdFesViH1x6mjL6Rg/edit?usp=sharing

Artwork by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Mashup

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SOURCES USED:

KMD - Who Me? (With an Answer from Dr. Bert) (KMD)
KMD, Brand Nubian - Nitty Gritty (KMD)
KMD - Black Bastards! (KMD)
Sesame Street - Arrangement #2 "Funky Chimes" (MF DOOM/Jim Henson)
De La Soul - Ghetto Thang (Native Tongues)
J Dilla Siren (Soulquarians)
KMD - Soulflexin' (KMD)
A Tribe Called Quest, Busta Rhymes - Scenario (Native Tongues)
KMD - Sweet Premium Wine (KMD)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (Puppets)
Public Enemy - Bring The Noise (Conscious hip-hop)
Public Enemy - Don't Believe the Hype (Conscious hip-hop)
MF DOOM - Hoe Cakes (MF DOOM)

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Crunk Jesus & NWG - B Is For Brand Nubian Friends

❤︎#007

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track by @mainmanflux
art by @mainmanflux (Abstrakt) and @enoderen (Electricman)

CONTESTANT 01 - Abstrakt (Render and Stock by Flux)

- Fortnite, Its Radio and Non-Radio Featured Artists
[ Saxy Groove, No Sweatin', Gimme Love, Heartbeat, Silk Sonic, Wu-Tang Clan ]

- 90s Hip Hop and Gangsta Rap
[ Dear Mama, Mind Playing Tricks on Me, ATLiens, You Can't Fade Me, Gimme the Loot, Can't Knock the Hustle ]

- Paint, Graffiti and Media with Urban Aesthetics
[ Black Paint, Chrome & Paint, Graffiti Heart, Aerosol Can, The World Ends with You, Street Fighter III: Third Strike ]

- Rebellion and 90s-2000s Counterculture
[ Fight the Power, Break the Rules, We're Not gonna Take It, Double Dare Ya, Give it all, Boom! ]

CONTESTANT 04 - Electricman (Render by Eno, Stock by Fifi)

- Newgrounds/Flash Media, Their Notable Creators and Artists in Electricman 2 HS
[ Madness Combat, Epic Battle Fantasy, The Behemoth, ParagonX9, In Flames, Rhapsody of Fire ]

- Big Beat, Nu-Metal and IDM
[ Smack My Bitch Up, High and Low, In The End, When Worlds Collide, Secheron Peak, Aphex Twin ]

- Stick Figure Media, Beat Em' Ups, and 2D Fighting Games
[ One Vs Many, Stickfigures on Crack, TMNT: Shredders Revenge, Double Dragon, Guilty Gear: Strive, Capcom VS SNK 2 ]

- Electricity and Hand-To-Hand Combat
[ Super Electric, Electric Feel, Danger! High Voltage, You're the Best, Kung Fu Fighting, It's a Fight ]

Songs Used:

Anarchy Reigns - Kill 'Em All [Electricman - Beat 'Em Ups]
Ollie King - Boarder 70 [Both - Urban Aesthetics/Big Beat]
Bomfunk MC's - Freestyler [Abstrakt - Urban Aesthetics]
Anarchy Reigns - Play My Ass Off [Electricman - Beat 'Em Ups]
Confetti - Right Now [Abstrakt - Fortnite: Nintendo Switch Trailer]
Fortnite - Deep End [Abstrakt - Fortnite]
Fortnite - Crooked Grind [Abstrakt - Fortnite]
Ice Cube - You Can't Fade Me / JD's Gafflin [Abstrakt - 90s Hip-Hop, Gangsta Rap]
Joey Valence & Brae - STARTAFIGHT [Both - 90s Hip-Hop Inspiration, Rebellion/Big Beat]

70 On the Deep End

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, ToeJam & Earl

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"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

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"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

Jet Set Radio - Humming the Bassline [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
ToeJam & Earl in Panic on Funkotron - Menu Beats [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove! - Rocket Rap [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
Various Angel Dust SFX/Voicelines [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
ToeJam & Earl III: Mission to Earth - Roll Call [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
Hazbin Hotel - Loser, Baby [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes]
DEMONDICE - Snake Eyes [Angel Dust - Demons]
CupcakKe - Gum [Angel Dust - Sex]
Triple_sSs - Big Beat Mario [Angel Dust - Hotels]
Fatboy Slim - Fucking in Heaven [Angel Dust - Sex]
Dangoheart Animation - Vaporeon Copypasta, Animated [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/Suggestive themes]
Moe Shop, Hentai Dude - Superstar [Angel Dust - Sex]
Moe Shop, Jamie Paige, Shiki - Love Taste [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
Beastie Boys - Shake Your Rump [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
London Pop Show - Laurent Lombard [Angel Dust - Sex (ZONE-Tan)]
El Chombo, Cutty Ranks - Dame Tu Cosita [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes, ToeJam & Earl - Aliens]
Your Favorite Martian - Tig Ol' Bitties [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes, ToeJam & Earl - Aliens]
"Angel Dust Gets Flustered by Lucifer! (Hazbin Hotel Comic-Dub)" [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
Beastie Boys - Hey Ladies [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
"https://twitter.com/PanksterVT/status/1725219270987002039" [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes]
BlasphamousHD "She is such a bad bitch tho!" [Angel Dust - Sex]
SPIGOTTAN - ytp sexer [Angel Dust - Sex]

Funk Up The Bassline

#02 - Sackboy

LittleBigPlanet / its Crossovers & Artists | Playstation
Art Pop | Indie Pop | Sunshine Pop | Indietronica
Creativity | Imagination | Sandbox & UGC Games
Puppets | Dolls | Dreams | Sleep
...AND PARTYING!

Sources:
Daniel Pemberton - Horny Old Man
Remi Wolf - Grumpy Old Man
Passion Pit - Sleepyhead
LittleBigPlanet - The Gardens
Tiny Tim - Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moon Light
Locoroco - Panguraratta (Red's Theme)

Weird Old Man

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JENNY: Good thing you're not one of the Mad Hammer Brothers! I'd have to kick your butt more than I already gotta!
LOU: Girls can have all the fun they want, but that ain't stoppin' me from goin' for number one!

Music: FriedWeegee, Kaz
Art: [cymancyan]
Character(s) Represented: Lou Albano, Jenny Wakeman
https://soundcloud.com/friedweegee
@abluetomato 
https://soundcloud.com/cymancyan

Lou Albano's Sources:
- Songs from pre-N64 or non-VG Mario media
- Songs from video game adaptations
- Songs from anti-drug media, or songs with anti-drug themes
- Songs related to wrestling/wrestlers, or songs featuring Cyndi Lauper

Jenny Wakeman's Sources:
- Songs related to Nickelodeon properties
- Songs related to robots
- 2000s "teen anthems"
- Songs & artists in the Pop-Punk genre

Source(s) Used:
Daft Punk - Aerodynamic Remix/Aerodynamic (Jenny - Robots: Daft Punk)
SALT/kaz - Setting The Table
Huey Lewis & The News - The Power Of Love (Lou - VG Adaptations: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Pre-N64/Non-VG Mario)
Kazumi Totaka, Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins - Machine (Both - Pre-N64 Mario, Robots)
Mark Ronson, Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk (Lou - VG Adaptations: Sonic the Hedgehog 2)
Coolio, L.V. - Gangsta's Paradise (Both - VG Adaptations: Sonic The Hedgehog Movie, Nickelodeon: https://youtu.be/m10MUR4Ig40)
Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams (Jenny - Pop Punk, 2000s Teen Anthems)
Gorillaz, Shaun Ryder - DARE (Jenny - Robots, 2000s Teen Anthems)
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show - The Plumber Rap (Lou - VG Adaptations, Pre-N64/Non-VG Mario)
Kraftwerk - Radioactivity [1991 Remix] (Jenny - Robots: "The Mix")
Spongebob Squarepants - Electric Zoo (Jenny - Nickelodeon, Robots)
Spongebob Squarepants - When Worlds Collide (Jenny - Nickelodeon, Robots)
Danny Phantom - Main Theme (Jenny - Nickelodeon)
Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight (Lou - Wrestling: Insane Championship Wrestling)
Blink-182 - All The Small Things (Jenny - Pop Punk, Nickelodeon: All The Sponge Things)
Three Eyed Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (Lou - Anti-Drug Themes: Addiction)
Super Mario World Cartoon - Main Theme (Lou - Pre-N64/Non-VG Mario, VG Adaptations)
The Offspring - Hit That (Jenny - Pop Punk) 
Daft Punk - One More Time (Jenny - Robots) 
Cyndi Lauper - Money Changes Everything (Lou - Cyndi Lauper)
The Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian (Lou - VG Adaptations: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Pre-N64/Non-VG Mario)
Koji Kondo, MoolaMixtape - Fortress Restored (Lou - Pre-N64 Mario: Super Mario World)
Tech N9ne ft. Dwayne Johnson, Joey Cool, King ISO - Face Off (Lou - Wrestling)
Butt-Ugly Martians - Main Theme (Jenny - Nickelodeon)
Crank Squad - Crank Dat Super Mario (Lou - Non-VG Mario)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
https://discord.com/uwqpWpbdaw

[LF P3] A Super Show For Superheroes! - S.A.L.T.

MUSIC BY @jt-my-beloved
ART BY @enoderen

06 | NICOPATTY ~ YOU'RE AFRAID OF LOSING MY COMPANY

this guyz got pnges followign him that chancge ervy time i look away its kind of scary :[

THE FIRST NIGHT WILL ENTAIL...
- ROBLOX, it's associated culture/creators/artists, and Soundcloud Artists
- Emo/Cloud Rap, Digicore, Atmospheric Drum & Bass, and Breakbeat/Hardcore Breaks
- Sandbox/User-Based Creation Games, Movement-based Games, Valve Media, and Indie/Viral Horror
- nico's nextbots References/Featured Media and Nextbots you can find in-game
- Running/Speed, Chase Themes, Possession, and The Paranormal
BUT THIS GIFT KEEPS ON GIVING!

dreem - Wither Away (Atmospheric Drum & Bass, Movement-based Games: Orbo's Odyssey)
Skrillex, Swae Lee, & Siiickbrain - TOO BIZARRE [juked] (Breakbeat, semi-source)
nicopatty ft. deet - awake (nicopatty)
nicopatty - Cyberia [A-Side] (nicopatty, ROBLOX)
Tomoya Ohtani ft. nana hatori - Moonlight Battlefield (Movement-based Games, Nextbots In-game: Sanic)
Golden Boy - Public Enemy [Balloon Park Zone] (Hardcore Breaks)
nicopatty - outta luck (nicopatty)
The Prodigy - Run with the Wolves (Breakbeat, Running, Speed)
Rintaro Soma - Genshi (Breakbeat, Movement-based Games, Nextbots In-game: Sanic)
Lena Raine - Pigstep (Sandbox Games)
nicopatty - shop idk (nicopatty)
nicopatty ft. deet - stepback (nicopatty)
100 gecs - Doritos & Fritos (Digicore Artists)

lost at midnight

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, Lil Nas X

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"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

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"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

Lil Nas X, Jack Harlow - INDUSTRY BABY [Lil Nas X - Lil Nas X]
Silva Hound - Addict [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
Various Angel Dust SFX [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi [Lil Nas X - Pop rock/Pop punk]
100 gecs - Dumbest Girl Alive [Lil Nas X - LGBTQ+ artists]
Paramore - Misery Business [Lil Nas X - Pop rock/Pop punk] 
ur pretty - Hit My Spot [Angel Dust - Sex, Lil Nas X - LGBTQ+ topics]
BROCKHAMPTON - BOOGIE [Lil Nas X - LGBTQ+ artists]
Lil Nas X, NBA Youngboy - Late To Da Party (F*CK BET) [Lil Nas X - Lil Nas X]
Gaijin Goombah - Goomba Got Back [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
Helluva Boss - Cotton Candy [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
Drake, Lil Baby - Girls Want Girls [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes, Lil Nas X - LGBTQ+ topics]
Hazbin Hotel - Poison [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
Lil Dicky, Chris Brown - Freaky Friday [Angel Dust - "IM DJ KHAAAAAAAAAAALEDDDD"]

the mash pit slander

Title: Block-Rockin’ Breakdown [Winners Round 2 Bracket Theme]
CHARACTERS: Troy McClure, George Volcano, Wicke, Sam & Max & Knuckles, Ghouls Next Door, NOODLEZ, Kuzco, Space Cowboys, FAUX
Arranger(s): @og_crunkjesus
Art: @Nuberta_77
SONGS USED: https://pastebin.com/hYqT2Wu4
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MATCH 1: Troy McClure VS George Volcano
MATCH 2: Wicke VS Sam & Max & Knuckles
MATCH 3: Ghouls Next Door VS NOODLEZ
MATCH 4: Kuzco VS Space Cowboys
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WELCOME TO CHANCE WINNERS ROUND 2! Like last time, you’ll be getting a straight month of new CHANCE content. After a series of delays and refinements, we’ve finally made it! Matches will begin on JUNE 17TH!!

After the chaos of Losers Round 1 and the fallout from it, Winners Round 2 will be much more introspective. Rather than non-stop action, we’ll be analyzing how different characters, some of whom fell out of the spotlight, feel about the Lilac and the situation they’ve been placed in. We may have been gone for a while, but time hasn’t passed that much for CHANCE’s participants, so everything is fresh on their minds, and with Winners Round 2 in full swing, we’ll make sure you’re on the same page!

Note that we're still putting the finishing touches on some tracks, hence why we're starting a few weeks from now. But when we drop, we'll be trying to drop non-stop, one match per week!

Want to be part of the action? Before each match, lore is played out LIVE in front of the CHANCE audience! All lore will be backed up to Google Docs once the round is over- that way, everyone can read at their own leisure.

Interested? Join the official CHANCE Discord server by using https://discord.gg/CH5ghfQqAz , or apply for CHANCE's backroom via https://forms.gle/ANVR1FJSSpNvMQzY9 ! We intend on making quite the scene, and we'd love to meet new faces!

Remember! Our work is never over.

Block-Rockin’ Breakdown [Winners Round 2 Bracket Theme]

original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzKyuakkwIE
bandcamp release (less compressed): https://ocjandnwg.bandcamp.com/track/nomi-aaaah-crunkjesus-flip
mashup week megamix if they had shitty musicians (me) on the team

while i like this track quite a bit, my ears personally enjoy the kind of dariacore that'll give me ear fatigue months after i listen to it. so i decided to remake the whole fucking thing, in my vision. ejnoy

nomi - AAAAH [crunkjesus flip]

Track Name: Stand Tall, Breathe Out
Characters Represented: Neil Cipher, gSports, Dexter's Dad
Original Track: El Senva - Portable Stand
Musician: CRUNKJESUS & NWG
Art: aeiouko
@crunkjesus-nwg-part2
https://x.com/sunhatgirl
https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-tournament/portable-stand

Sources:
Dragon Ball Z - Prologue & Subtitle 2 (Shonen Jump: Dragon Ball Z)
MadWorld - Breathe (3D Brawlers)
Coda - Bloody Stream (JOJO's Bizarre Adventure)

Stand Tall, Breathe Out - Remix Week

Title: SIDE ʚїɞ BY ʚїɞ SIDE
Arranger(s): @og_crunkjesus
Characters: So Long Gays, Party Crashers
Art: twitter.com/DoodlefoxB
SONGS USED:
SHARED:
The Avalanches, Toro y Moi - If I Was A Folkstar (Mario fancontent, city life, future funk remix)

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Gay Bowser: You kids are remindin' me of our trip to the Sprixie's place... You sure one of you didn't nab a Double Cherry while you were there?
TikTok: 🍎🍊🍌🍋‍🟩🫐🍇haha
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SIDE ʚїɞ BY ʚїɞ SIDE

original: https://soundcloud.com/minibox89/manstar
bandcamp release (less compressed): https://ocjandnwg.bandcamp.com/track/minix-manstar-crunkjesus-flip
i missed the miscography anniversary </3

meant to make this AGES ago tbh. easily one of my favorite mashes of 2024, it just worked WAYYYY too well to not get the crunkjesus treatment.

apologies to mini for not making this earlier, take this as both a birthday gift and as a congratulations for getting on triple-q's radar (thats still fucking insane btw. that track has 340 listens total HOW)



MiniX - Manstar [crunkjesus flip]

original: https://soundcloud.com/pent-up-pup/knot-song
youtube (visualizer): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0K66KP4Vs4
bandcamp release (download): https://ocjandnwg.bandcamp.com/track/pent-up-pup-knot-song-crunkjesus-flip
that ep was pretty good huh*

the year is 20PP. pent up pup is now the only billboard-charting artist. modern soundclown consists of only order:score, knot song, and bonfire. the world is plunged into a techno-oligarchical regime consisting of 3 protogen game devs. we are all gay now

so it turned out that these are TECHNICALLY the same key (check the relative minor chart), so instead of being a normal human and put together a normal shitpost, i spent my entire night on a jersey flip. it was worth it. *im not gonna lie i already forgot every track and im not going back

Pent Up Pup - KNOT SONG [crunkjesus flip]

a continuation of the @og_crunkjesus experience
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she/her
beatmaker and eternal mashup artist

ayo mashpit ima let you finish. but crunkjesus got the best mashups OF ALL TIME!! ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nomi - AAAAH [crunkjesus flip]

Crunk Jesus & NWG vol.2