fragile masculinity
you'll never get it in with me
boat shoes khaki shorts
you're all a bunch of fucking dorks

all you girls hanging round
you can do better
than an oversexed hound
in a vineyard vines sweater

if you're a girl you get in
we have bodies they try and win
if you're a guy it's who you know
you can't put out you're not a hoe

(chorus)
fuck PIKA,
fuck BETA,
fuck the SPE's
and especially,
fuck DKE!
fuck! frat! court!

fuck Kappa, 
fuck SigNu,
fuck the SPE's
and especially,
fuck DKE!
fuck! frat! court!

yeah we're generalizing
but you better start realizing
that the system's fucked up
it's time to catch up

while male pissbaby
trump supporter
perpetual fear and hate
is there a cure?

red solo cups and PJ
drunk off groupthink
come on baby
pour me a drink

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(chorus)

Crystal Tit