
Wizard Sleeve 
Urban Dictionary Definition:

When I female's private region has been so badly abused, it hangs limply like the sleeve of a wizard's robe.

Example:

Why katie what a big wizard sleeve you have, well Tom, when you're as old and have had as much sex as i have, thats what happens

A long time ago, a few people I knew had a contest to write lyrics for a song. It had to be about Wizard Sleeves. I won. I do not know if I should be proud of that?

Wizard Sleeves 
The term Wizard Sleeves......well.......google it. It refers to female genitalia that has not........held form.....due to maximum usage over the years. Had a contest with a few people that had to write a song about this. I won. Not sure if that is something to be proud of?

Wizard Sleeves    
     
I wanna be what’s up your   
Wizard sleeves    
Work your magic     
Al over me    
     
Lookin good    
looking good    
in your Wizards robe    
In your Wizards robe    
is where I wanna probe   
use my staff    
use my staff    
run it up yo calf    
girl does that tickle    
make you wanna laugh   
from down here you’re the prettiest girl in  
the land I see you’re bearded like Merlin  
and yo yo  baby for what it is worth  
Don't no one own a lawn mower in Middle Earth 
Im all man baby, but I aint braggin  
My walking stick is taller than Bilbo Baggins 
I gave Frodo a ring    
he said he will be by later   
he got something for ya   
gonna drop it in your crater   
but back to me    
I just can not conceive   
what you could be hiding up your Wizards sleeves 
     
yeah     
uh-huh     
I wanna know what’s up your Wizard sleeves 
yeah     
uh-huh     
I wanna be whats up your Wizards sleeves  
     
your cape     
and scepter    
got me erector    
got me erector    
need a metal detector    
think I lost my keys    
think I lost my keys    
lost inside     
in those      
Wizards sleeves    
So I kneel down beside your well and  
try and find those keys that just fell in     
I holler in, I holler back at me   
along with others voices I can not see  
yelling plenty of room, do you have a hand to lend 
to get me out hope you brought a friend  
hold his feet    
dangle him inside    
there is a whole crew down here   
some have already died   
from my guess    
many skeeves and theives   
been lost up in those Wizards sleeves  
     
You are Mystacal    
Dark Magical    
With that Evil Sorceress Vagical   
All across the land, statues be erectin’  
from what those Wizard Sleeves be protectin’ 
your castle walls, first line of defense  
make all the villagers start pitchin’ tents  
gonna penetrate your walls if I stay on course 
once I jump inside my Trojan horse  
make you open them floodgates and let my army in 
goin where all them others been   
now that I am inside, I can not believe  
I wanted inside these Wizard Sleeves  
     
No Doubt     
Get me out   


Wizard Sleeves - Play at your own risk

*Originals and covers done generally in under an hour on an ipad.  
*I'm not a pro and my mixing isn't great, seriously headphones are needed.
*I don't really tell people about this music project.
*I change my name a lot.
* I love feedback.
*With covers, I attempt to observe the quintessential nuts-and-bolts of a song while otherwise turning it upsidedown.
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instruments {in detail}:
vocals, keyboards, alto recorder flute, soprano recorder flute, tambourines, stylophone, egg shakers, noise-makers, talking drum, acoustic guitar textures, slide whistle, kazoo, wazoo, electric guitar, penny whistle, bamboo flute (RIP)
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*Quint Baker (<a href="http://soundcloud.com/alienpopband" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Alien Pop Band</a>) contributes lots of drum kit
*Todd(http://soundcloud.com/buttbornbeats) : a bunch of Drums
*James: Drums here and there
*Graham Burgess (http://soundcloud.com/htw): Electro Drums in a track
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