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need that spamtec classic feel ytcracker

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

been about 11 years since hov dropped this song
and elevens a lucky number so i had to bring along
some mixtape style from ennio morricone
thats american for bad pronounciation
im a nation up and onto myself
and im puffin on that el rond, not hubbard, the elf (the forest)
dr brule for your health
get you some cryptocurrency and start building your wealth

had some runins with antis gunnin 
trying to jack my paper for some texts i sent
i had that wavecom chipset paying my rent
cuz i was SMS spamming the block for events
but thats past tense had to stop with that outbound
the spammers in the game knew the day to get out now
spamming a little crazy amount now
nowSMS got em launching on countdown

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

some hit the inbox they contact mailing
some are going super saiyan on the snapchat
and bot traffic aint changed a bit since the 90s
scripts are just smarter and its harder to bind these
sockets correctly cant do it directly
the proxy requirements are set respectfully
so newbies in the game got a barrier to entry
aint no one coming straight out of WoW pushing a bentley

but im a teacher of tactics spread solution
to students of the game though the fames elusive
im banging crypto when im spitting acoustic
cuz this game has got a case of the loose tip
read between the lines draw conclusions
lifting the shroud off these false illusions
this computer is a weapon of mine
and i can run the globe in polynomial time

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

all the programs in my taskbar stack hard
cuz we mastered the art of the gas card
the art of the garcinia diet the art of cloaking
art of constant contact when your upstreams broken
and when the fat lady's spoken
you gotta hit em with that tracking token
then retarget em iframe the pages you own
circlejerking like a webring on geocities home 

like python turn my print into function
turn it into songs that these nerds still bumpin
got the soundtrack to inspire the gumption
in a lost generation of twenty-somethings
messiah of mailing the earl of EPC
alpha omicron lambda fraternity
shouts to all the people that burned me
all the bullshit in your world dont concern me; lee ermey

S P A M 2 (free dl)

my daughter and i just having a little fun help the police
using kace's rework of mike will made it - 23
original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbEoRnaOIbs

iiiiiiim 

on the web
doing work
server blades on
NATted up
doing dirt
with my JSON

JSON and BeEF
JSON and BeEF
JSON elite
JSON this beat

java driveby reaver on a wifi
in a five by five pixel where i stick the missile - inside my
payload drop like HALO - i hit the volcano
once and then i move through a series of tubes just like i was captain drano
serial killer serialize surprises don't get bitter
im trying to fit a bit o' code up here inside this header
inject a script (script) across domains
cut em up like aldo raine so they refrain from my ip range 

fill the buffer with space
and let the exploit erase
im changin the game up
like a find and replace
disk in the drive
set the channel to side
im in the backdoor
im bout to hack this now


json (f. bibbies) (mike will made it 23 hacker mixtape remix) (free dl)

This is the best song ever made.  It features the original line-up of The Who covering the Beatles classic "Destroy All Humans"

Samples used with permission.

Crayondroids are DJ Roborob, Beaker Sullivan, YT Cracker and Doctor Awkward

Crayondroids - Destroy All Humans

dicepticon did some beat things i did some voice things and you get scientific to them i think

i love robots

wisely syndicate - that kid (demo)

pretty straightforward instrumental

king nurga 2.0 reigns supreme

ytcracker (wisely syndicate) - the ballad of mr wisely (v1)

i might change some stuff still i dunno but whatever

smoke weed every day

I NEED NEED NEED puter

dfnctsc hack the planet dg

ytcracker - i need (v1)

i dunno i took some klonopin and felt like making music again thanks gf kaffybaffy

shouts out to dio and shannon and gicks for blasting the original 10 hour video on firelands raids

now you can go hard in the paint with this mofizzle

ableton on the new macbook air fucking cooks btw

aptitude
stormreaver us

ytcracker - epic sax guy (hetero fag homo swag) (v1)

produced and engineered by the illustrious, multi-platinum sensation nicholas "aqua" mccarrell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_(record_producer)
twitter/soundcloud: @therealaqua 
unreleased but recorded in 2010
was supposed to be on the show "entourage" but i failed oh well

ytcracker - california breeze (produced by aqua)

Mad props to Krzysztof Słowikowski for his guitar rendition of the Mega Man 3 theme.

ytcracker - MEGANERD (140×3's 2K16 RMX)

beat produced by guttstar
vox produced by lavos/ytcracker
world produced by big bang

lavos feat. ytcracker - i am the storm (swat me)

dicepticon and i are idiots once again

you ain’t bout that blockchain bitch so let me settle the scoooore
see a baron sailing on a yacht sipping ace of spades with crypto coooore
passport stamped in my tracksuit pants laying on my condo flooooor
traders speculators devs got haters banging on our matrix dooooor

im eternally worldwide i was tim berners-lee
you heard of me
in your turtle beach
code verbally with these firm beliefs
blessed with tokens that hacker moses
infect your system this hack entosis
all the closest nodes approach this
singularity pointed focus

meanwhile the dopest
decentralized guys rise the tide
im d10e a masterpiece
there ain’t no place i can hide
see me chilling at satoshi roundtable with a stable of crypto queens
while these witnesses do business with unfederated STEEM

straight netuoso who bless the tech
and keep the feds on disconnect
free ross ulbricht these visionaries
they fly canaries though warrants vary
im wary bout this game
they punish all my gang
snowden, are you open to some tokens
from the old biz?

whip it
devo
whip it
devo

hackers if youre bout that crypto let me see your haaaaaaands
holler if you transferred funds on the run to faraway distant laaaaaands
snap if the app engine bypass shenzhen great firewall baaaaaaaans
thank you to the true soldiers web point two bitch got the smartest faaaaaaans

still in my prime mersenne or proth
my keyboard a kalashnikov
my bash shell is straight maxwell
with haskell 
coders in my simulation hack with the fury of a thousand suuuuuuuuns
if we ever need to hack the planet ill ask the army to get it doooooooone

some preach the gospel and freeze their nostril then cease
i teach the awful that the breach the console unleash them onto the streets
our currencies internally we paid each other with keys
and not powder ones the louder ones im talking about these powered ones

these browser funds in metamask i may amass more wealth
these whales around me they may allow me to keep a bit for myself
just buy today and don’t shy away from the game that mines for mine
im that proof of work i stay alert i leave them fakes behind

ytcracker - whip it

fact - the feds be making cases off of loose lipping 
not computer chipping agencies just catching people slipping
game is to be sold not to be told this internet is pimping
you would think it was a given but these hackers tripping (tripping)
youngins ima school ya all these things they say to fool ya
theyre your friends theyre here to help ya here to melt ya alka seltzer 
once them agents get you talking promise charges that they dropping
if you promise to co op them the attorneys start flip flopping -
guarantee your placement lock your ass up in the basement
put your friends up in interrogation make em read your statement
then they fabricate discrepancies embellish on your story
now your boys are filling in the blanks accusing you of glory
so

(hey hey what do you say)
you dont say a thing plead the fifth all day
(who who what you gon do)
you will use that phone call to hit your crew
(hee hee what do you see)
if you dont see a warrant then get set free
(ho ho what do you know)
i dont know a thing officer let me go

fact - if you dont give em anything to go on
and your crew dont say a word about the capers you been pulling
they cant prove that you were sitting in the chair when all that hacking happened 
claim entrapment claim a misconfigured server cabinet
wireless stay open for the guests - and encryptions broken
all the people in my squad keep the faith like kenneth copeland
vpn to bounce you when your client go announce you
build them layers of abstraction when youre turning up the action
proxies are like condoms use em once then switch up on em
if you keep position quantum they cant trace you to the bottom
stack that tor and stack that telegram - ladders of alprazolam
cool under that pressure when them agents come to get ya
steady hand steady plan - keep the work off instagram
keep a kill switch on your LAN in case you run into a jam
rules are simple follow them retain a lawyer call on him
and silence still the golden rule bitch - dont be foolish

Heyhey

ytcracker - plead the fifth

the @dicepticon darkmode green hat mix

a masturbatory inside joke journey through bug bounty programs and making money as a hacker on the internet

wrapped tight in a comfortable blanket
otherwise naked
running nmap scans against the targets im breaking
im making moves gonna pivot on this network im scouting
king of the mountain assetnote going from faucet to fountain
no doubting
stack of mobile modems dynamic leases
bit unorthodox im cheesing all these CISOs to pieces
internet jesus - im walking on that water boy
on this river made of tears get them dollars boy

bitch im a green hat
hacking for cash please believe that
ask shubham “baby, where the weed at?
ima need that - pass me a blunt and a brownie”
lets get these bounties -
flying naffy air into maui
remote execution easy five figures biatch
post it on them blogs when it come out of triage
full disclosure rocking SOCs and the SIEMs
we some frans rosen chosen bros and hacking machines

see that? (see that?)
i keep my cap a richer shade of black 
so i can
be that (be that)
internet mercenary murking all these morons in fact
so watch me
sneak past (sneak past)
all the defenses you set up for a piece of this cash
cause im a
green hat
green hat
green hat

bugcrowd, hackerone, and zdi function
but you shouldnt be afraid to take your sploit to the onion
when that proof of concept zeroday is more than theyll pay
just be an opportunist bastard bud what more can i say
i know de wae
market forces turn malware into porsches
and the white hats attend courses just to reverse my sources
im chasing currency - can i get a hallelujah?
professor ytcracker is just trying to school ya

do it for more than just achievements and ribbons
making a livings why God gave us all the gift of the gibsons
this game eternal - so shove another rootkit in the kernel
and wind up on the front page of the wall street journal
be an artist harvest accolades and showcase your smartness
and dont let em do you like they did the homie malware marcus
from the darkness i ascend on them leaderboards then
green hatting on that top ten

ytcracker - green hat (dicepticon darkmode mix)

beat by @rajzilla

goodness gracious (gracious gracious gracious)
got power over ethernet devices in a bunch of strange places
using off the shelf hardware bought at defcon in las vegas
spit these gold pressed bars im the digital grand nagus (nagus nagus nagus nagus) -
yes we the greatest (greatest greatest greatest greatest)
infiltrate your base with a case with the latest
tasty little toys i deploy on the premises
just your friendly nemesis poison packets venomous

redis dump like enemas puffing on some cannabis
binary 10 of us so try to be a friend of us
hacker mercenary with a very fierce squad
my roster going deep in the states and abroad
hacker spammer god with that pcap dump raw
ducking johnny q law with a signal blue call
til i fall on these nets gonna keep the fiber lit
all these haters in the game go and run a slash quit (slash quit)

we toolin'
we toolin' up

golly gee (gee gee gee gee)
played it close to the chest like a hug from jay street
speculated execution made intrusion kinda neat
bit unpractical but tactical when used with hyper v
unprotected jenkins (jenkins jenkins jenkins jenkins)
fifteen grand in a bounty if your boy aint mistaken
subdomains for the taking s3 bucket viewrule breaking
dns bruteforcing baby make that bailiwick awaken

infosec apprentice (prentice prentice prentice)
developing a system like the one and only DENNIS
when youre following the gospel give your soul a quick replenish
garbage collection is endless in this mempool left defenseless
USERAUTH_SUCCESS instead of USERAUTH_REQUEST
and i moonwalk in your server with a rootshell more or less
bitch we taking over (over over over over)
like mitnick jacked a chipset from the homie mikey grover

thugcrowd zlz pink panther zuphzuph me mumbling some shit

ytcracker - toolin up (twitch mix) (beat by rajzilla)

beat by @jhfly - "birthday song"

its your boy neals - how you been whats been cracking
i been chilling up in prison since this bullshit happened
been a few years now still trying to make some sense of things
went and risked it all a few listened when my whistle ring
a select few soldiers always loyal
to the words that i was preaching in my hat of tinfoil
like yourself, so i had to pen this letter
to you - cause you've been listening to truth

i've been labeled as a prophet or a leader or an activist
but im just another human asterisk
in the scheme of things - and im despondent about it
cause nobody wanna be a failure filled with that doubt and
you know i tried to raise awareness - and gain some listeners
maybe if i sucked less then opinions would differ
but these reddit threads im seeing no my name is never mentioned
aint a treatise on neutrality where neals gets some attention (no affection)

i might sound like a whiner
but i wouldnt trade my talents for the tea in all of china
yea it hurts when ive devoted all my soul to these pursuits
and ive sacrificed my life to microphones and killer roots
maybe ive inspired just enough to make a difference
but this business is a tough one and i feel ive earned a pittance
for my - relentless efforts going spitting the gospel
authentic to my message never wavered never waffled

my mental health is fragile and perpetually embattled
in this struggle with my demons arthur morgan in the saddle
and my self destructive nature makes more obstacles to face or i
can complicate life further with a misclick of my cursor
but im fortunate and blessed that my skillset gave me options
and i think ive snowballed karma to the point of near exhaustion - 
even when im gone im not forgotten 
which is more than you can say for the average artist dropping
tracks

lose my footing every time i feel im gaining traction
try to focus through the mass distraction
and im feeling like a fraction of my former self no satisfaction 
try to write some music but it lacks the passion -
systems crashing in a chain reaction
so i ingest a bunch of drugs to feel some minor calefaction
and i lack the knack to fasten my seatbelt and strap in
afraid of interacting with the public cause i feel theyre laughing

at me - my inconsistency apparent
from a manic fearless daring bitcoin baron on a tear into
a recluse - an agoraphobic hermit
with a lack of electric current through my hacker circuit -
thin epidermis with no sense of purpose -
my kernel idle with no running service -
alone and nervous with no fuel to drive the furnace
feel im missing all my chances to return in earnest

dude imperfect coding go and serpent -
music merchant asking "is it worth it?"
incarcerated in this prison civil servant
who's been sentenced with a verdict in a freak occurrence
out of control like all my dedis running kubernetes
patchless open access with no coldwater protect my levees
perpetual defendant
i just want to end it overdose and maybe ill transcend it

feel discouraged because i once had the courage
and now im just a shadow with a soul malnourished
hoping praying for the return of the eagerness i demonstrated
killmark etched on cases of the systems that i penetrated
at the very least just let me get it motivated
enough to take a couple steps ahead to get me calibrated
forever yours, gang affiliated
neals
signed and dated

ytcracker - letter from neals

bitch im from the internet - no manners 
surfing through the web with my .net spammers
rude boy with financial planners
shuttering them gibsons like old school cameras
doing damage
got a rootkit set to download all the things on your laptop
like a slap chop slice up the game from a virtualbox snapshot
i think not

i can pwn them from an internet cafe
i got five proxies and lots of 0day
call me chakotay im a commander (you dont say)?
i been running voyages whodi
truecrypt on the train backtrack on the plane
stealing all these passwords mayne
gogo inflight tunnel into amazon
dont pay a thing just like it was my carryon

i make it pwn them from their own cable modem
then i showed em just how a spaceman get down
track everything in ableton then mix down
fly it out to internets and file it under hit sound
i been around three decades
aint getting any younger so bitches better hit play
but ive refined ive sharpened my skills
with the whetstone of internet and pharmaceutical pills

no matter how many distros of linux
come rolling out with patches im still gonna finish
slash root off like it was a game of quidditch
cuz i got shells in the mean time like greenwich
im a dentist extract files like a molar
problems with my self control im bipolar
hack the planet man's what im screaming
all up in mysql daemon net dreaming

ytcracker x skrillex x damian marley - make it pwn dem (free dl)

produced by amplitude problem for his "crime of curiosity" album: https://amplitudeproblem.bandcamp.com/album/crime-of-curiosity

all proceeds from album go to the EFF.

hack the planet!

lyrics:
look around what do you see? 
couple handfuls of hackers with that black hat mentality 
and most of us got records cause we feel compelled to flex 
our compulsion bore these systems that we probably born to wreck 
mad respect to my hacker gopniks (gopniks) 
hacking our election process like a boss bitch (boss bitch) 
this type of terrorism rarely look terrible 
aint no bloodshed no body count just some variables 
add a few here (here) - subtract a few there (there) 
load up all your twitter bots and tweet your crew there 
phantom army folding up the shop origami 
never betting on the horses betting on the jockies 
so stick a fork in em 
fork a process stick a fork in em 
database pushed right to the open 
google dorking em 
stick a fork in em 
fork a process stick a fork in em 

enter my world as opaque as it look 
this dark artistry with modesty no page in a book 
can teach you anything we learning no mistaking we crooks 
and we be chopping up them blades like a fleet of chinooks 
and our weaponry is definitely odd to say the least 
we aint gotta roll a bunch of tanks in tandem down these streets
we just roll a couple keystrokes on these proggies push release 
and voila a coup d'etat is on the menu fucking beast 

been preparing hella years 
my disciples round the globe have been sharpening their spears
all my peers knew the battleground was shifting from the barrels of these smokers 
to an internet of thingies spoofing packets off of toasters 
and the public stay complicit (complicit) 
every time they pay a visit to my malware im racking up them digits 
and these kids are getting sick with it the targets are ubiquitous 
ubiquiti st nicholas my hackers with the impetus 
one sixty nine two fifty four 
exfiltrate your cloud credentials straight out the front door 
let em know - from the server side my execution sucia 
computadora astucia aqui China Rusia 
welcome to my world im a global god incarnate 
any network put a posse of my hungry youngins on it 
and its curtains grab your nuts and take a seat up at my table 
whether wireless or cabled i been hacking since the cradle 
ya heard 

enter my world as opaque as it look 
this dark artistry with modesty no page in a book 
can teach you anything we learning no mistaking we crooks 
and we be chopping up them blades like a fleet of chinooks 
and our weaponry is definitely odd to say the least 
we aint gotta roll a bunch of tanks in tandem down these streets
we just roll a couple keystrokes on these proggies push release 
and voila a coup d'etat is on the menu fucking beast

ytcracker - enter my world (produced by amplitude problem)

rapped this over a slightly rearranged @8bitwizardmusic piece, found here: https://soundcloud.com/8bitwizardmusic/old-town-road-8-bit-version

i dunno song took me like three hours to write and record (and it shows)
should be good for a laugh
lyrics follow

yeaaa im gonna load my bots with accounts i stole
i gotta spam so these cams get sold
im gonna take linked text gonna make it bold
i gotta spam til the list run cold

i got a server that i hacked
serving pages full of crap
disabled Do Not Track
hyperlinks up in the chat
coding like its morse, ha
viewing all my source
vpn from cali
got me closing up my ports, now

everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping
everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping

yes i am a hacker
watch my hat get blacker
malware in the sandbox
cant detect my packer
helping out the newbies
mailer made in ruby
addressing like bleu cheese
tinder do not sue me please

everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping
everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping

hands down spam crown guess you better block hard
treat it like its minecraft whipping in a box car
spammer living lavish gotta thing for bending big laws
riding on the fringes and i puzzle them like jigsaws
MMS from the c2 slack
where i can send my commands and my preview stack 
think i can bang this FLAC til the list turn cold
i'm gonna spam 'til these camgirls old

Desktop

ytcracker - list run cold (8bit old town road flip)

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Spamtec ytcracker - got to be a dg (UNFINISHED)

First collab with the homie YT Cracker, the worlds greatest Hacktivist rapper.   Forthcoming on Bandcamp.

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