[VERSE]
Ohhh, my Outlook’s lookin’ bleak, my Teams ain’t teamin’ up no more,  
You’re leavin’ me here with Ctrl-Z’s and a jammed printer door.  
My Office is empty, I’ve got no Word to say…  
Without you, hun,  I just Excel at goin’ astray!   

[VERSE]
Well, my PowerPoint’s powerless, slides gone gray,  
My SharePoint’s pointless—nothin’ to say.  
The coffee pot’s cryin’, but it’s decaf in my cup…  
Since you handed in your notice, I have Three Six Five given up! 

[Bridge]
OneNote’s got no notes, my Forms gone formless  
The Wi-Fi’s ghostin’ me,  I'm feelin' kinda gormless,  
My Flows aren't flowing, without my Automate!
Now I’m stuck in a hell Loop, can't formulate a date!

[CHORUS]
Ohhh, my Outlook’s lookin’ bleak, Teams ain’t teamin’ up no more,  
You’re leavin’ me here with Ctrl-Z’s and a jammed printer door.  
My Office is empty, I’ve got no Words to say…  
Without you, honey, I just Excel at goin’ astray!  

[OUTRO]
So hand in your Em Ess Access badge, but leave the password in your drawer,  
‘Cause without your Code, this whole place is a snore.  
I’ll Skype your cat pics, send memes through the void…  
But the Surface ain’t the same, since you went to be better paid and employed ! 

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