[Verse 1]
Well, he stormed down the golden escalator,
Said, "I’ll build a wall—yuge, great, later!"
But when Mexico said, "Nope, no pesos!"
He just clucked and tweeted "SAD!" like a drama llama.

[Pre-Chorus]
He talks real tough with his tiny hands,
Till the heat turns up—then he bails on his plans!
Stormy payoffs? Just fake news, man!
(Whispers) But the checks cleared… oops!

[Chorus]
🎶 T-A-C-O Man!
Trump Always Chickens Out again!
He’ll sue ya, bleach ya, grab ya, tweet ya,
But when subpoenas drop—he runs like cheetah!
Ohhh, Taco Man! 🎶 (Chicken noises: "Bwak-bwak-bwaaak!")

[Verse 2]
He dodged drafts five times (bone spurs magic!),
But calls vets "suckers"—real patriotic!
Putin winks? He melts like ice cream,
"He’s a genius!" (But his pants steam.)

[Bridge] (Spoken over banjo)
"Folks, I’m the bravest! The best! No fears!
(Except windmills, stairs, and, uh… tears.)
I could shoot folks on Fifth Avenue…
(But my lawyers say: ‘Sir, don’t follow through!’)"

[Chorus]
🎶 T-A-C-O Man!
Two scoops, two terms, zero plan!
He’ll steal votes, stiff cooks, fake tans,
But when they say "Jail?"—POOF! He fans!
Ohhh, Taco Man! 🎶 (Airhorn + chicken solo)

[Outro] (Whispered)
"Total exoneration! Witch hunt! Sad!
...Wait, why’s my mugshot lookin’ so bad?"

🎶 T-A-C-O Man!

Music Studio, covering any genre, any kind of artist.

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🎶 T-A-C-O Man!

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