01/05/14: Sports Suck

yo dawg that fuckin' stinks

man I don't think I can make it to the birthday party today... Im feelin fuckin terrible... just gotta lay down...




Wake up , cant take a shit

rollin in bed letting fuckin farts rip

they smell like an old dead dog

under the deck, rotting in a bog

my homies, don't understand

they bring me burritos whenever they can

the second I sneak out of my space

I gotta shit all over the place




mcdonalds and taco bell

bring my guts to a personal hell

my undies I gotta check

every 5 minutes for skids and shit




my girlfriend has to sleep with a gask mask,

and diapers at her feet

god save me If you can

these rolaids backfired again




it's the IBS, it's the IBS, irritable bowel (X2)




oh godamn is it Christmas already?

I cant have any of the turkey, I cant have any of the stuffing, I can't have any of the gravy, I cant have any of the fucking cranberries... I just can't fucking eat anything !!




yo,

low fat.

soy in my mouth, makes things feel better

but shit , can't taste nothing but it hurts

every time I fart it blurts

a little but of shit. in my pants

it makes me feel like chance,

everything I wanna do, is ruined by the poo




it's the IBS, It's the IBS, Irritable bowel (X4)




Yo,

I reached my wits end with this thing

it fuckin hurts all the time.

I'm taking shits that look like an old pile of oatmeal

I can't go anywhere no more....




shittin' at walmart, pickin up the crabs...

from the toilet seat.... (X2)




I can see them jumping,

right at my balls

I'm at wits end...

I can see them jumping right at my balls yo




Maybe someday you'll understand,

think about the worse flu you ever had homie.. that's it..

irritable bowel syndrome.. one in five has it....

IBS Awareness Rap

Twisty in Dust

Smells Like Teen Spirit (Electro - Cover)

11 to 7 at the chocolate plant
weekends spent deviating miscreants
summers cutting up animals,
studying and collecting their entrails

i don't know,
why these zombies won't keep.
I drilled holes in their heads until they weep,
I eat them to become part of me,
Vats of acid are their legacy

Disconnection from this world,
My mind feeds me the absurd

Doo doo do,
wee doo wop
(drills in the skull)
doo doo doo

There's things that you all don't understand
There's certain needs that only I have
take my meat away and empty my fridge,
I'll just die in jail amongst sactilidge

Meet you hitchiking and take you home,
You'll be bludgeoned against the cold linoleum

See my side i doubt you ever will,
but just admit it gives you a little thrill


The Dahmer Party

Fulfilling Self Desire

Let me tell you a story
about one day when i went out for a drive.
i godamn ran into a land whale
the size of a friggin' boat
this is how it goes...

one day i was driving around
i saw this woman around town
she weighed about 300 pounds
and she had 5 chins

she looked at me with squinty eyes
cause her fat was pulling them down
your big fuckin head is really gross
and i puked in my mouth instead.. she said

it's a glandular disorder....
oh no it aint
it's genetics....
ohhh no it aint
it's mcdonalds fault....
oh no it aint

it's your fat fucking hands stuffing food in your face

it's genetics......
oh no it aint
its the restuarants....
oh no it aint
it's my daddy's fault...
oh no it aint

it's your fat fucking hands stuffing food in your face

yeah baby...
she looked at me with those demon eyes
like i was a slice of pizza
i turned myself around and i started to run
cause the hunger is insatiable...
you know what she said to me?
this is what she said to me bro, i can't beleive it myself
but this is where it went.

it's genetics...
no it aint
it's cause im sad.....
no it aint
it's food labels....
oh not it aint

it's your fat fucking hands stuffing food in your face

it's bacteria..i dont feel so good.. its my fault.. im going to throw up.. im sad

DOoo DOO Doodelde Woommbababa! Laddyy chigggadatootoo!!!

It's genetics....
no it aint
it's my mothers fault...
fuck no it aint
it's a glandular disorder....
oh jesus christ no it aint!!!

it's your fat fucking hands stuffing food in your face!!!

it's cause im sick...
oh no it aint
it's mcdonalds...
oh no it aint
jesus fucking christ oh no it aint!!!

it's your fat fucking hands stuffing food in your face!!!

ohhhh in your face
now when you die, they're gonna take two plots
cause you're so fucking huge

it's cause im sad...
oh no it aint
i have a tummy ache
oh godamn no it aint!
I'm allergic to vegetables....
oh no it aint

it's your fat fucking hands stuffing food in your face!!

it's depression
she said to me as i went back to my car
and i drove away....... ohh ooowoooowooowoooo
ooooeeeeooooo






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