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scp data base

Entering the SCP Foundation

SCP Foundation Site RF

Ajoura   The SCP Foundation Main Theme

A friendly reminder from the people at S&C Plastics

Site-87 Announcment

I WANT A BIG OL' CUP OF RAINBORGASM ENERGY DRINK

"Magic Vending Machine" [SCP - 261]

( I apologize the audio is very glitchy and often cuts little parts off, this is because to post it
to soundcloud I had to convert it to an mp3 which often times turn out glitchy,, the final product won't do that though )

I decided to try my hand at this
I plan on reading ALL of the entries on this document and posting it to youtube

1. Dr. Bright is not allowed to feed anything with peanut butter to Kain.
2. Telling new researchers that you can tame SCP-682 with a rolled up newspaper and a tummy rub is right out.
3. No longer allowed to challenge Able to unwinnable games like tic-tac-toe. It was three weeks before Able conceded a draw.
4. SCP-018 is not to be taunted!
5. Giving 113 to Diogenes is just plain pointless.
6. Attempting to disprove 343, to 343, is a horrible idea. Agents are still studying the resulting paperweight, supposedly so heavy that 343 should not be able to lift it.
7. While it is true that "No one expects the SCP Inquisition!", that is only because there is no such thing.
8. Dr. Bright is not king of anywhere. Or queen. Not even while in drag.
9. SCP-963 is not to be used for recreational or procreational purposes.
10. Although it is entirely possible to use SCPs currently under control of the Foundation to create tentacle monsters, no.
    - Not even if Dr. Palmer asks nicely.

11. There is no market for SCP brand pornography. ( Although I'm sure obsessed fangirls have made some )
     - No, not even in Germany.
     - It probably would generate a great deal of revenue if sold in Japan but still, 682 on Granny, Jesus Christ man.

12. Should not replace the buckshot in Dr. Clef's shotgun shells with any of the following: birdseed, confetti, cake sprinkles, sawdust, or sexual lubricant.
13. Should not replace Dr. Rights' lamp with a "novelty" lamp shaped like a marital aid.
     - Should not replace Dr. Rights marital aids with a 'novelty' aid shaped like a lamp.

14. The Better Business Bureau is not the correct agency for dealing with containment failures from horrible eldritch artifacts sold by Marshall, Carter, and Dark.
15. Dr. Bright must never come in contact with anyone under the age of 18. 
     - Let him contact them. It's the only way they'll learn. 
     - Just because it is a learning experience, does not mean anyone needs to come in contact with Bright.
16. Any requests by Dr. Bright to utilize SCP-212 for enhancement are to be denied, due to several requests being submitted with the research goal stated as "to stick my privets in it and hope for the best."
     - This includes requests to use it for enhancement of other organs. I don't care how awesome you think it would be, Bright. You should not be allowed to have telekinesis.

17. Victims of SCP-217 are not toys.
18. Dr. Bright is not allowed to bargain with personnel for their "souls" if they are unaware of SCP-158.
19. Don't let Dr. Bright get a sample of SCP-379. Let my laptop be the last victim.
20. Not allowed to go off my medication.
     - Not allowed to pretend I have any medication.

21. May not use any form of the word 'accident' as an excuse.
22. Violate the dress code, even on 'casual' Fridays.
     - No matter how many times you say please, Dr. Bright, we won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the dress code.
     - Nor are you allowed to create and wear hats made using or out of various anomalous objects. We understand that your SCP-894 top hat collection has some tactical value, but that is not a valid reason to wear them in the presence of other researchers.

23. If an SCP file says never to do something, it is not because we want to control your mind. 
     - Yes it is.
     - No, it's not, and Dr. Bright may not edit this document.

24. SCP-437 is not to be handed out as weaponry to unsuspecting new researchers.
25. [DATA REDACTED ON O5 REQUEST]. Not even for recreational use.
26. Not allowed to send Nigerian-esque spam email to the Church of the Broken God.
27. Not allowed to lead a Mobile Task Force against the UIU under any circumstances. without inviting Dr. Clef at all. In fact, just stay 500 feet away from any Mobile Task Force at all times.
28. Not allowed to end reports with lyrics from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air".
     - But is allowed to end with lyrics from the Safety Dance.
     - The interpretive dance routine, however, is forbidden until he gets lessons for the foreseeable future.



The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The SCP Foundation ( WIP Posts 1-28 )

added new roars to the battle sequence to the Helicopters trying to stop SCP-682 from escaping from Gate B

plus I was bored

682battle (remade)

A song inspired by the SCP Foundation (http://www.scp-wiki.net/)

Lyrics:
I walk these halls and now and then
I peer into the rooms; all I see is them
the warning signs that we all read
they tell us all the things that we should heed

we are the link of blackened ink
to washout faces that should go unseen
yeah sure you know just what it does
but you haven’t a clue what it means

even so (watch the red ice grow)
the unexplainable gets buried deep
watch our collection grow (so long as you’re cleared to know)
as the rug gets pulled from underneath our feet

for your wonder
for your entertainment
we can’t explain it
but we can sure contain it

and keep it locked away
and keep it locked away

the buoys over waters of airplane wreck
(I plug in, I turn on, this is nothing new)
stairwell shadows breathing down our neck
(silver, and portable, I must do what I do)

what does it all mean, Nobody knows
the world’s a book, and we’ve found the typos (they tell us otherwise)
What’s happening on Titan’s surface is just too hard to say
and what the hell is cool now anyway?

It’s gotta be contained
it’s gotta be contained
toss it in a box
or throw it away




Contain (WIP)

An orientation for new doctors at the SCP Foundation

Medical Seminar

My first scp reading. hope you guys like it

SCP 2227

Leaked orientation tape for new employees of the SCP Foundation.

SCP Foundation Orientation Tape

Inspired by recent understanding of dinosaurs' striking similarity to modern birds, this recording consists of several large bird species pitched down multiple octaves, slowed, convoluted and harmonized to replicate what dinosaurs may have genuinely sounded like in the flesh, millions of years ago.  Such giant creatures would undoubtedly have been capable of generating incredible bass or infrasound, even lower than some large birds that still live today.  A field recording of a forest by my friend Luke Hazard from West Virginia has been mixed underneath throughout to join the sounds together with continuous ambience, as a montaged menagerie of species may have sounded in the far distant past.  Created in Ableton Live. 

Connect for lessons in Ableton, Moog, production & sound design in NYC:
www.brooklynhomeofmusic.com/

Scientifically Simulated Dinosaur Vocalizations

a lot of thought and not a lot of to pull off time, nice outcome in my head :D
Note: audio didn't come out exactly as planed, use headphones to hear what i want ya to.

SCP 096 reading by Creepymcpasta off youtube with added backround

My reading of an SCP entry for Radio Free Caemlyn.

SCP-400: The Telephone Box

Transferred from @Myth-P 
Hello, I am Myth, I like to use Vocaloid and UTAU, that's it, now leave

The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The SCP Foundation ( WIP Posts 1-28 )

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