I honestly really liked how this turned out. I would have done some thing differently. But the character representation, flow on the fast raps, most of the writing, and beat were really good. Not as good as Mac v Ryu, but real good for what it is!

i liked it, lyrics were pretty good but nothing special, vocals were good for the most part and i liked the flow apart from kamren's fast rap which i couldn't understand, also love the beat, i'd say it's a 7/10

CVGRB - Volume 1

Snakebite126 as Heracross
https://soundcloud.com/snakebite126
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81w

Alex M as Pinsir
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://soundcloud.com/user-138171164
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ

Heracross:
So I’m staring off a pairing of two spikey ass bananas
On a glaring odd, nightmarish body riding on nostalgia
So a careless tot might spare a thought of catching this monstrosity
Who barely slaughters metapods, straight package of ferocity
It’s heracross, telling you that if this fight was my way
I’d be squaring off against someone who wouldn’t bite me sideways
But I’m down to strike a lightweight, it’ll send you flying further
Than you from the metagame after your mega game got murdered

Pinsir:
Sure, my mega got dropped when the series moved past but
At least mine didn’t look like a fucking cereal mascot
Outclassed ‘cross, I’m the OG, backing parties in the first games
Your ass could maybe cash in as the original derp face
You’re bringing up fighting skills like I wouldn’t be cleaning you
Don’t need teeth or pincers, all I have to do is fucking breathe on you
Could bash a tree and mash up the Johto outcasted ass catastrophe
But it’s clear from the arm form and pussy love heart horn this garden bug’s really no match for me
So don’t clash with me, you’re a passive beetle I’m attacking the whole land I sleep on
You’re lacking these two massive pincers backing me that’ll crack up the cold
Exoskeletons of your whole swarm, you’re not defending with one small horn
A bloodbath of heracross, nothing the dex’ll cost, your parts spread across the whole lawn

Heracross:
I’ve got leagues in my dust, I’m a bug stacking conquests (ay)
You’re 1st prize in the bug catching contest
On parties? Please, don’t start on me, you’re tucked in the Safari, geez
Who wants to waste their rocks and bait on a mon that they hardly see

Pinsir:
You’ve won leagues there’s no denying, don’t think you’re a brute though
Cause it won’t be hard to leave you crying, I’ll just step on all two toes
This match isn’t hectic when Ash’s neglected massive reject is trying to act tough
This stag is effective at blacking infestids, the plan I’d suggest is dying or back up
No strength from this moron sucking bulbasaur off is sufficient
To protect him from this dissing when your best move’s always missing
You’ve got moxie and guts but your cockiness? Nuts, antenna in place of my guillotines, bitch
With the pink shiny and the big eyes he’s looking like a stuffed teddy, are you seeing this shit?

Heracross:
Think that you’re big, well if you wanna get violent
Then I’ll shove a speeding triangle shaped fist in your eyelid
Designs a flop, bland and drowned of colour, you’re vikavolt but without the thunder
You’re a thick little bug, with a disfigured mug, should seismic toss and leave you down far under
Cause you’d look better with your head underground, you’d be forever a dead bug around
Called a mould breaker? That’s cool when you take your whole getup from scyther and edit him round
Don’t dare make a sound, your alien cry can’t compare to the nightmares from that whole recital
But I’ll end this sooner by leaving you skewered right in the- do you even have any vitals?

Written by Psytube
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Psytube
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions

Heracross vs Pinsir - Pokémon Rap Battles

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Vladimyr P. as Bobby Yeah

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
BOBBY YEAH
AGAINST
SALAD FINGERS
BEGIN

(0:22) Salad Fingers:
Welcome to rap little chap, today you sail on my ship
Ovens on, fire up, I’ll take you on a another trip
Through a world of slaughter, red water, body horror,
In order to corner this low life thief explorer.
You’re an awkward little Garçon, aren’t ya’ little Bobby?
It’s quite Naughty to be touching EVERYTHING for a hobby
And what you utter makes me shudder since you’re nothing but a bluffer
So take your pain porridge, or you’ll end up with a Glass Brother

(0:43) Bobby Yeah:
Take on an animal like me, and this Great War will go south
So it’s time that I shine; to wash the Firth out of your Mouth
And with your ‘orgasmic’ gestures; will leave you with more than a splinter
That will allow me to stop the motion of your middle finger.
You’ve lingered on for too long so you best be prepared
When fingered pawns start to bawl "Don’t Hug me .I’m Scared!"
Andrew-Hands will be back to his cupboard in despair
When transmissions tell him he missed his mark by a hair

(1:05) Salad Fingers:
I like rusty spoons but I don’t like you
And your rain rusted raps taste like soot and poo,
This Eraserhead may have awards that he had “found”
Before your conception, I put animation in the new-ground
The people chilled to the bones, they went where no one else goes,
And they dared to press a button… that was my videos
The story of how I was hexed made them all perplexed
And now it’s written in text, and your loss will be next

(1:27) Bobby Yeah:
I am very sick from the soup that I spit
Try to toss your salad raps, but MY bucket won’t be kicked
Don’t try to sneak out your intentions through the red wall
Because I'm watching you there, and this face sees all
Daddy’s fame delusions from the house to the sewers
Makes you puppeter everyone, right down to your viewers
You will see the blueLight when I distribute this immigrant
The disses that Caillou deserves for being family belligerent

(1:49) Salad Fingers:
I’ll be the one to push your buttons in this Picnic to spit licks
I think I may have miss-clicked on this wannabe dick flick
You managed to get a-head, but by the very last scene
You’ll find a fate much worse than a blade from a guillotine.

(2:00) Bobby Yeah:
The meaning of my fever dreams is forever being disputed
While fan-theories had figured out the nightmares you executed
This battle was a reflection, do you know which side you’re on?
Here’s a hint: Another flesh-boy victory’s stolen and gone.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, Ryan Tillotson, Dani Frias, and GamingPlush64
Mixed Audio / Effects by Vlad
Beat Producer: 2Deep
Cover Art Creator: Vlad

Bobby Yeah vs Salad Fingers. Sinister Rap Battles

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aLkd_UfQKM2JD-v_WxXARl0dn_zl6DcNMcES694MbYY/edit?usp=sharing - Lyrics + Credits + Karaoke

Dr. Mario Vs Tetris - Classic Video Game Rap Battles

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nigg7NnqKlUyeJ5j8miDMb1E4fBU4YVN0TPSP938No4/edit?usp=sharing - Karaoke, Credits, and Lyrics

Dig Dug Vs Excitebike - CVGRB 24 Hour Rap Battle Challenge

https://docs.google.com/document/d/124rf4RCph4Nc5l9V5qlFVjA3oXCAbSPTJevbHLtqtfk/edit?usp=sharing - Karaoke, Credits, and Lyrics

Next battle: In The Ring

John Madden Vs Chargin Chuck - CVGRB

Another Classic Video Game Rap Battle. This time we're pitting Street Fighter's main fighter, Ryu, against the Bruiser from the Bronx and heavyweight boxing champion, Little Mac!

Light As Ryu/Evil Ryu
Iris As Little Mac
Dani Frias as Doc Louis

Ryu: 
Sorry kid, you must be mistaken, I must have the wrong guy
For I was to beat Scorpion, not for me to beat small-fry
I’ll Shoryuken ‘til you drop dead, tell the Docs to patch you up
So you better leave before I punch apart this Chump
I’m blocking bars, throwing ARMS, dodging all your attempts at harm
You’re only able to box weaklings, but with my fists, I’m wrecking cars
I’ll tear apart this loser, who leaves people who play his game unfulfilled
For a boxer beating a martial artist, you would get yourself killed

Little Mac:
For a student of Gouken, I’d expect you to not walk a road so rocky
You’re a grown out Karate Kid! I’m a modern day Muhammad Ali!
I admit. You’re a cultural icon, leaving opponents seeing stars
But you’re gonna Lose-this once I wrap out my chocolate bars!
It’s ironic Ryu can’t bring a hard hitting punchline
I’m good at taking Mikes, you’re all bark and no bite
It’s V that shows you and your sales have little to no power
But if you want us to be equal, I’d say to throw in the towel

Ryu:
You got me pissed, punk. You better step out of the ring
You’re not original, in landing powerful punches, I’m the king
If we’re giving fair fights, I’d suggest you go to Hibiki
Cause I’ll stomp you flat until your 3D switches back to 2D

Evil Ryu:
This fragile butterfly will feel the sting of Akuma
Bragging isn’t much when you're just a pitiful human
I’ll set my journey to new systems, you’re stuck with older Nintendo platforms
Doesn’t take Blanka for me to bring in a verbal thunderstorm

Little Mac:
Done my training off of the Bronx, I’m used to having a Street Fight
Compared to me, I’m fast and agile, your fighting style ain’t tight
I’ve learned a lot after winning my championship belt
And that’s you losing your master isn’t half the pain that I’ve felt!

Doc Louis:
Let him have it Mac!

Little Mac:
Alright Doc, I’ll show him who’s the boss
I’ll beat this barrel Bonus Level and knock-out this knock-off and Donkey Kong
3 Star Punch! I’ll rewrite Arcade fighting history!
Your Newest Final Challenger left everybody in disbelief!

Written by Rabi
Chiseled by Jay
Beat by 2Deep
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/w6Ngb
Thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed by Light

Huge thanks to all helped make this, including Jay for help with writing, Dani for the cameo, Alex for voicing Little Mac, and Light for voicing Ryu/Evil Ryu and mixing!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bPu7sny

Hint: Blaster Masters

Ryu vs Little Mac - CVGRB

Today, we got two galactic rappers going head-to-head in this new CVGRB. We got the classic trio of Space Invaders and the leader of the Team Starfox, Fox McCloud!

Dani, Krystal, and Kamren as Space Invaders
Michael as Fox

Fox:
A galactic general taking time to dust the dirt from the arcade cabinet
Takin’ aim, my Landmaster could destroy your entire faction
It’s Fox! It’s time to stock and take shots against some intruders
With a fully trained arsenal, doesn’t take an airforce just to shoot ya’
I’ll pop a shot, locked and loaded, split you into thirds
It’s just another day for me to blow up another herd
Attacked in lines, laser power blasts to leave you blurred
So there won’t much left of you when I Flippy you the bird 
I’m a Star, you’re an outcast in people’s memories
The remedy for this treachery is a blast of energy 
So step off before a Star Lord pulls your mother-falcon plug
The gravity I bring is enough to squash these bugs

Space Invader:
Everyone! Pick up your mic and return to five row formation! 
Best Pepper up, furry freak, it's time for your termination
We’re pop culture icons, but the only time that you get played
Is on Final Destination, with the plebs still playing Melee!

Fox:
FIRE! I'll Arwing it shooting lasers at your UFOs
Should've kept the 100-yen coins and made a game that doesn’t blow
My fame is shining like a Krystal, how could you even compete?
This is Fox, returning to base with my mission complete.

Space Invader:
I know you have a big franchise and stuff, but here’s the thing
You took your space setting from us and your gameplay from Pilotwings
You were Argonaut prepared for the Assault from this Space Ace 
So follow your father's example Fox, and be gone with no trace
Get a triple 7 on the slot and fly out of the blue
You should’ve delayed your verse, just like Star Fox 2
Keep your hands off of Andross and concentrate on the mission
Or we’ll neuter this loser ‘til he’s out of commission
Buck-o you aren’t so young anymore, you’re growing some grey hares
Repeating the same game isn’t living up to the heir
Clear from the start, a dictator fox ‘gainst video game heroes?
Check the scores! Space Invaders: 1 and Star Fox Zero!

Beat by 2Deep
Thumbnail by Rabi
Written by Rabi, Mason G, Michael, and Lauren
Mixed by Rabi

Special thanks to Sir Gumball and Lauren for helping me write this, and Dani, Fynn, Kamren for voicing the Space Invaders and Micheal for voicing Fox and helping with writing.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bPu7sny

Hint: Furry Heroes

Fox vs Space Invaders - CVGRB

Welcome back to X Rap Battles. It's been quite a while. Three months to be exact. But now, we've returned.

Light as Gambit
Vladimyr P. as Yugi Muto

Written by Jugheadjay, Bork, and MetaMachine

--Lyrics--

Gambit:
Handling Gambit's quite the... well, it's in the name, kid.
Cards on the table, step out of granddaddy's basement!
Face it, you're Ash Ketchum, minus the balls.
Ask Apocalypse! I make pyramids fall!
Looking at this battle, I think I'll double down.
Another lame anime hero battling struggles? Wow.
You've got no tricks up the sleeve when facing this foe!
Looks like the King of Games just met his ace in the hole!

Yugi Muto:
Time to... d-d-d-d-duel!
This can't be! I mean, that verse was so boring, man.
You best go back to being forgotten in X-Men Origins!
Try to beat a king, but Wolverine's shadow’s where you’re at,
Cause when people hear “Remy”, they think of the other rat!
LaBeau, you’re no foe! Your...rapping is so-so!
Matched...against a Muto, best...whip out your bō, bro!
Your comics? Forgotten! The spotlight? I’m rockin’!
Call your X-friends in before you’re bluffing in a coffin!
I could outmatch any magic tricks that this fool musters,
But a mutant moron? I thought that I was done with Duel Monsters!
My skills are indestructible, while your life is dysfunctional!
You can call me your girlfriend because I’m untouchable!

Gambit:
If you’re trying to throw this fight, then I’d have to give a bravo,
Cause unlike your TV shows, you’re not hard to follow.
You have no effect on me, I’m past your fight level!
My eyes and rhymes burn red, I’m the white devil!
I’m nicking victories in spades! Better keep your chin up!
I’m packing a full deck, you’re stuck on 52-pickup!
So attack all you want, go and activate your trap cards,
The truth is, Yugi, you simply lack heart!

Yugi Muto:
This wannabe-hero hobo tries to spit flamin’ bars,
But he couldn’t be hot, even if Channing Tatum stars!
You and I cannot compare! (Oh!) This matchup isn’t fair! (Oh!)
Another peasant failed to overtake the mighty Pharaoh!


Thank you for listening!

Hint for next time: 
"Batman vs Robin"

Gambit vs. Yugi Muto - X Rap Battles #8.

Sonic:
Just look at our order, you’re already in last!
Gageler got elected? We gotta go. Fast.
You’re a faker with no speed, seriously, get some speed
You could take a lesson from Tails, and he’s the color of pee
You’ll soon be dead like Maria, and then you’ll be gone!
HOLLYWOOD LEGEND BEATS DOT COM
You’re like the sonic thot - you’re not very very cool
Teachers should be armed with your video game during school

Shadow:
Hello yes I’d like some onion rings and a slushie
Could you put some extra whipped cream on that for me?
Shit, the price was 99 cents
Now I don’t even have enough to pay the rent
VICTORY ROYALE! bro, pass the Mountain Dew! . 
Live action? I can’t believe what you’ve Para-mounted to
Now where’s that FUCKIN Chaos Emerald, dummy
I think the modern simpsons is legitimately funny

Super Sonic:
NOW I’LL SHOW YOU! I’ve got the cash
It’s time now for the 900th rehash!
Sonic’s the game, speed’s my name
I have dyslexia, you’re about to get nae-naed
All I need is weed to smoke ya
You call yourself Shadow? More like the toker
Obama called, he said you’re a goon
Hey I guess at least I didnt PISS ON THE MOON

Super Shadow:
Hey Sonic, something came in the mail for you today.
Can you Sonic-CDeez nuts? What are you, gay?
Call me Omega because I have no emotions
Call me Eggman because I just lied about my emotions
Call me Jet the Hawk because I’m green with envy
Call me the Shadow The Edgehog, fucking end me
Call me Sonic because I would never hang out with Amy
You will never get a girlfriend, so Call Me Maybe

Silver:
Do not, stop in place during a loop de loop
Do not, mash A during a loading screen
Do not, ever play this giant piece of poop
I’d rather play Eggman’s Mean Bean Machine
I don’t think even our fanbase could quench your thirst
You two should be named Silver, I’m the one in first
Shadow your game sucks, just a sheet of muck!
Sonic you said it yourself, Shadow’s just a cuck
Swallow some Tide Pods: time to do laundry, suckers
Separate the sonic whites from the sonic colors
Sonic I know why it looks like you’re out of the loop 
You have to be male to be in the Blue Man Group!

Sonichu:
You may have thought you were alone, but get a Pika this
I'll leave sonic flat and red like his sneakas, bitch
It’s a trial by thunder and you’re getting shocked
Ripping your server apart, block by block
Silver your name’s synonymous with crap
Since your performance is over - you just got the clap
Unlike kissing girls, fighting me is bad for Sonic’s health
I hope I’m not too To-biased when I say: you just blue yourself

Coldsteel:
Heh… Nothing personnel, kid.
It’s the final battel I’m fucken killing this little stupid maggot
Sonichu, everyone knows you're a fucking scammer *ring noise*
That's your hoe calling me from two different phones
I got one for the bros.. and the other one for the blows
I lost my ear in battle so please leave me the fuck alone
Turned Sonic to a ghost. he’s not scary. THE MOST
Shadow I made your chick go batty, her purple’s pretty cool
Fuck Adam….? NO FUCK POOL
Spitting fire like I’m Blaze, I’m amazed you could catch up to me 
Earrings aren’t girly, khaoskid663
I’m just an emo boy, nothing but pain in my core
Copyright blood_skull_boi84!

Mancha as Sonic
Jacob G as Shadow
Adam as Silver
Kamren as Sonichu
Hippie Rat as Coldsteel

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Sonic vs Shadow. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #4

we did this in 5 hours.


GamingPlush64 as CallMeCarson.
Jughead Jay as Roblox Noob.
Freshy Kanal as Pennywise.


CMC:
What’s up chat, I’m live on Twitch
Use my 5 head to divide a bitch
It’s the SMP MC CMC
An ERB Parody against a pre teen
Known for constant screams and despacito
Some worn out meme hoe? You know I’ll beat yo[u]!
I got the drip, you got the brains
That can even swell the mind of Traves

Roblox:
Wassup honey honey? I make that money money!
Call my bars Danny Devito cause they’re Always Sunny Sunny!
I will shoot your bitch ass with my gunny gunny!
This bitch ain’t funny funny! TRUMP 2020!
Ayo, it ain’t gay to slap your bro’s butt
I could buy this hoe slut with negative Robux!
Call this November cuz this bitch got no nuts!
I could eat some quinoa outta your b-b-b-bowl cut!
Now the CMC won’t let me be
There’s just not enough roblox song parodies
This upload is sponsored by CHUCK E CHEESE
JK LIL BITCH! ITS MICKEY D’S!

CMC:
I swear I’m not gay, chat, don’t call me gay, chat,
When this dude gets played by guys like Jay, chat!
You scream more than Jschlatt; I think you should face facts
I’ll nae nae and slay; win like Minecraft Monday! (BRRAH!)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/656321803706433549/661760714683449355/unknown.png 
Your OOF is a dead meme I don’t want on my board
I get the crowds rawring when I got a funny mic gripped
Dick and balls, huh? He clearly likes it!

Roblox:
FUCK 
THIS BITCH BE GOIN LIKE “SCHPLUCK”
I WILL STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH AN ACTUAL FORK
HUMP ME! FUCK ME! SLEEP TIGHT BORK

CallMeCarson vs. Roblox Noob. XRB #2`3r487adbfguyvd

MetaMachine As Shovel Knight
Malina Rose As Shantae

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Royalty.mp3

Beat Produced by: Adamack
Written by: Powerpunk Gamer. Henry, Dani Frias, Commander Jacob
Chiseled by: Tuna and B O R K
Mixed by: Jordan
Flow Test: Shantae_VS_Shovel_Knight_FLOWTEST.mp3
Flow Test by: Janssen Benedict
Thumbnail by: SonicSmash 

Lyrics:

Shovel Knight Vs. Shantae 
GAME ON!

Shovel Knight:
For that of shovelry, I’m here to strike this genie
Who’s got more than a Pirate’s Curse to work alongside Risky
Mimic this, no Wrench of yours can fix your legacy
For an E10+ game with more fanservice than your Rule 34 pornography
Ride flows harder than Troupple King, but there’s no health for you to gain
I’d offer you to Dig In, yet no wall meat can stop your pain
With all your transformations, you’ve already made a monkey of yourself
So you can belly dance through this battle, but Shantae here can’t Save Her-self

Shantae:
Come on, Shovel, make like Rottytops and bite me
Reminds me of a Tinkerbat; nothing but a pathetic enemy
You oughta Shield, Knight. You act high and Mighty with your modes and extra fights
But that’s normal for this Mega Boy to stay out of the spotlight
No Quarter is worth the relics in your disposal, like your earraping Horn
While I’ve fought in strange ways with my hair before you were even born
Go ahead and kiss my Scuttlebutt, since the Mayor’s less annoying than you
Plague-ing your raps with hentai jokes? Seems the dirt you piled’s been overused

Shovel Knight:
You rap like you just woke up; need to get out of your Jammies?
You don’t seem ret-2-go when you’re captured in those metal princess panties
More of a blockhead than Bolo if you think you paved the way for indies yourself
You remain a memory of the GBC, players proudly stand me on their shelf

Shantae:
With all the crossovers you’ve got, I’m surprised no one’s tired of your tale
You can fall right in my golden bars since you like to rip off Ducktales
Don’t toy with me, you think you’re on par with an Amibo? Please
It seems you just helped me take the win, eternal Assist Trophy

Shantae Vs Shovel Knight - Game On! #6

this took way too long to finish but i stopped caring a long time ago
[im not actually back i just wanted to get this released]

underscores as Springtrap
MetaMachine as Big Chungus

Springtrap:
Another phantom’s in the halls, I’ll add him to the Scrap pile
You got no shot against reborn demons when we’re left to rap vile
Two-faced doppelganger hack, skills in rap are what you lack
The illest to break the mould/mold when I’m scorching like the tract
Attemptin' burning, but I'm assurin' a come-back; there's no Bonus Round when I leave a Chung trapped
A hallucination on par with the AC’s lung crap, but no comparison when I tear and lunge that
The ceaseless deceasing Caesar seizes any Looney meme
When I leave the grey hare purple-hued, bruised, creaking at the seams
BC was an ancient, dead shitpost 'till 2019's locks, see
Reddit hopped on unfunny tubby bunnies like their names were Phantom Foxy
And now you're dead in your tracks again, withering in cracks
For you, it seems that they don't… always, come back.

Big Chungus:
Eh, shut up doc! You want a challenger in killing zeal?
You'll do more than spring out when kids are your Achilles heel
Crawl back to your vents before you vent about that weak demeanour
(Eh) And with that fursuit carcass, guess you're the real stinker!
I'm spittin' sick like it's your attraction's blackened mold
You blast 'ta sound clips, wit-less, playin’ camera whack-a-mole
But you love chasing vocals, so just try this on for size
When this’ll be a more crippling flaw than your fursuit’s springing ties
I’m the biggest, coldest chungus plungin’ any opposition
Lunge at grungy runnin’ bunnies in more of a mess than their condition
All it took was five unfriendly ghosts to back up and unfold 'ya
Submit to your own sin, Afton!
...That oughta hold ya!

dont replace the m in mexico with s

The two most popular peaceful games go head to head in this Central Rap Battle!

Written By: Vladimyr P. and Eric The Audible
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Minecraft - Vladimyr P.
Animal Crossing - Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Vladimyr P. 
Beat: Kustom

LYRICS: 
Minecraft :
Taking you outta the wild, but this’ll get intense (in tents)
Need a totem or a potion for this gold I’ll dispense
Pushing pressure to the plate droppin’ rhymes from my hotbar
Only building homes, yeah homie you are not hard

You’ve been pandering to pansies, toddlers and their grannies
That Camp’s making a grand robbing every Nook and Cranny
I’m a classic, savage, ravager spitting illager
Dishing out this emerald to deal with another villager

We’ve got the ingenuity to broaden our horizons
Survive in an endless world, you’re confined to a tiny island
Imagination’s my build limit, thought you Switched the game up (well..)
Pick another save cause Nintendo’s lameness came up

All time best seller, that title ring any bell-ers,
Knock your block off to the Nether, got you falling - no feather (oooh)
Since 2011 our fame’s remained standing
It’s easy to fan this flame cause the game is enchanting

Minecraft : 
This battle’s a flint and steel, I’ll burn you down to sender, man
Had a good run, bud, but I will be your Enderman
Squash you like a bug in Mojang’s next patch
I got efficiency in giving lesser games the axe (thwack!)


I’m the TNT emcee, who blew up beyond PC

But kids hate your games P.E. more than they hate PE
I got this win in the bucket, 
well I wouldn’t be so sure, 
huh, Why not? 
Cause this beat’s about to Turnip

Animal Crossing :

While you’re researching, stressing out for resources 
I'm that water source, check this drip that I'm scoring 
You slave away on your builds, wasting the sun like
"What's the redstone tutorial for having some fun, guys?”

We’re copping fossils, players dig on my style
Just keep on building with cobble, and we can chill on my isle
Then you can squabble with players, fight and kill for the crown
I’ll be hangin’ with my neighbors and upgrading our town

Laying lazy on a sunday, relax in my villa
Minecraft is like a Ssundae; bland when vanilla
Just a mole digging holes, as you victimize your citizens
Thought your flow was molten, but you’re watered down: obsidian

Can't let that K.K. Slide, you spit those lame tunes 
We bested your cube game back when we had the gamecube
I would diss your story mode, but nobody played that
Your game is filled with creepers, peaceful mode can't escape that

Minecraft:
I’d be crafting recipes for your disaster
But your blathers on that rap verse did it faster
I get the appeal, sakurai must have as well
Only mission that you’re sticking with is smashing Isabelle

Animal Crossing:
Fans have tackled every cavern, yeah I wouldn’t want to be ‘em
Your charm is practically an artifact get back in the museum
The First Persson had a burden, left you burnin’ with your base
“Notch left to swim in money, then the game withered away”

Central Rap Battles: Minecraft vs. Animal Crossing

This was our submission into CBRB's 48 hour challenge. Hope you all enjoyed it. 

Jay Gatsby - JustGamer
Tommy Wiseau - Adam

Jay Gatsby Verse 1
I'm surprised a man like you would partake in spitting disses
Old sport, I thought slapping crap together was supposed to be MY business
My plot is twice as complex and it has less than half the pages
Your time as a meme is over, but I’ve stayed relevant for ages
You act like a clown on and off screen, a joker’s got me curious
This half speed bootleg human being will be screaming, “Wiseau serious!”
I'm an American novel icon, you can't attain the status of the Great
I'll make you leave this country, getting beat like it's a drug raid


Tommy Wiseau Verse 1
You are big drama queen, so I am going to tell you something 
All you had to say was “I did not hit her!” You big dummy! (Hahaha)
I used my money to make art you could never achieve
You got your money by making boots that were cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap 
I’m beloved by all the internet, your own love betrayed you
Only time you'd get a following is when George is chasing you
When it comes to crimes, drawing lines, I think you are amateur 
And you clean up Daisy’s mess, no wonder you are janitor (hahaha)


Jay Gatsby Verse 2
I get why you’re “The Disaster Artist” with that display you've given us
How is it that you’re praised as the face for bootleg cinemas?
Don't talk about hit and runs, you've got trouble of your own sir
When the Room was your only success, now you've got Foreclosure 
My story’s esteemed, receiving high marks from all my readers
You're known for sleazy nerds screaming “Oh hi Mark” in the theater 
Want more chances as director? Keep reaching for that green light
I'm a veteran, dropping bombs better than you ever did on the mic


Tommy Wiseau Verse 2
You are on Tommy Wi-show! And now I will explain
You need to stop giving smart readers like me brain pain
I will gat Gatz and leave scene like it was hit and run
You fought in World War but I fire shots like I am Tommy gun
Let’s make this like the Titanic, I’ll be drowning you with my flow
Press F for Fitzgerald, his big creation really blows 
I am still making money from my big box office “bomb”
And I’ve make it Buch-canon, that Jay always loses to a Tom

Tommy Wiseau Vs Jay Gatsby - 48 Hour Challenge - Discord Rap Battles

LYRICS:

[HOOK]
Every memory I ever made here
Had been wiped out and replaced with fear
I've been stained with the blood and the tears
Of the ones that I held so dear
My heart's aching
But you can't break me
I will not be overwhelmed by despair
Won't make me
Go crazy
For the beacon of hope is still there

Verse 1:
What does hope mean to you?
How do you define that motive that pulls you through?
When it seems to you like all is lost, tell me, what do you do
To get out of that slump to achieve what you want to pursue?
I’ve always thought that Lady Luck was on side
One step closer to my dream, the future was looking bright
But I learned quick my situation wasn’t right
And what would happen in the following days would change all of our lives
Who do you trust? Who will betray?
Are you on the hunt? Or are you the prey?
Who unites and stands? Who wields the knife?
Will you take my hand? Or take my life?
We’re all part of a game we’re being forced to play
We’re lead to believe that bringing death’s how we escape
Well I won’t do it, I’m gonna find another way
Cause ultimately, hope always win the day

[HOOK]
Every memory I ever made here
Had been wiped out and replaced with fear
I've been stained with the blood and the tears
Of the ones that I held so dear
My heart's aching
But you can't break me
I will not be overwhelmed by despair
Won't make me
Go crazy
For the beacon of hope is still there

Verse 2:
Talk about the school of hard knocks
What the hell are we a part of?
I can feel my heart pump
There’s a killer lurking, everybody’s got their guard up
But we must stay together, we’ll beat this cause we’re better
Won’t kill for their pleasure, never cracking under pressure
We won’t be beaten, we’re stronger than all our demons
No matter how much we’re bleedin’, we’ll fight to be granted freedom
If you’re thinking that despair can win, that’s never right in any case
We won’t break no matter how much days you keep us contained in this place
Lines have been crossed, I’m mourning the ones we lost
Deaths searing into my thoughts, can’t unsee the things I watched
But with all the horrifying tragedy that’s all around me
I’ll keep my sanity to prevent more of it from happening
Cease the blood lust, avoid the path of genocide
This is a situation with circumstances where we can’t divide
We will overcome the urge to bring our own demise
Through these dark times, hope will help us all survive

[HOOK]
Every memory I ever made here
Had been wiped out and replaced with fear
I've been stained with the blood and the tears
Of the ones that I held so dear
My heart's aching
But you can't break me
I will not be overwhelmed by despair
Won't make me
Go crazy
For the beacon of hope is still there

Verse 3:
Among us, there is a false face
When there’s an opportunity, they won’t waste
The moment you’re alone, they will make haste
They’re curious on how your blood tastes
Your light is dimming, not enough to clear the air
Soon enough, you’ll see that fate isn’t fair
It is hopeless thinking someone hears your prayers
You’ll come to reason in the ways of despair

[HOOK]
Every memory I ever made here
Had been wiped out and replaced with fear
I've been stained with the blood and the tears
Of the ones that I held so dear
My heart's aching
But you can't break me
I will not be overwhelmed by despair
Won't make me
Go crazy
For the beacon of hope is still there

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