Swizkii as YSACooking
Matthew Thomas as HTBasic
Written by nEon and Timey
Additional writing help from Oofie and Matthew Thomas
Mixed by nEon
Beat produced by nEon
Additional help from Special Inquisitor Rayyan, Zagranis, and JK



YSAC:
Today, I’ll be spitting bars for this serious debating,
Now let’s look at the fridge to find more eggs to crush, cus
HTB sucks at entertaining,
yeah he totally sucks!    
Also known as clickbait-ey tutorial maker claiming cheddar,
Yet he couldn’t spice this battle up with pepper pepper pepper.
Auto-chop couldn’t help him make the cut, I got my win wangjangled in.
And an undo won’t be required to heat up this main dish. 

HTB:
Was that really a cooked verse? This chef seems like a bad apple
Shoulda watched my tutorials: “How to Win A Rap Battle”
I’ve always hated homework, but I’ll make sure that I will finish you,
Cus your video style is more expired than the food I use!
You’re a rotten egg, you’ve gotten dead, can’t even make an omelette,
A vitamix couldn’t even help you recover from this awful dread!
None of your raps could leave me fried or melted in the end, you see, 
Cus your content is more of a waste of time than your Rube Goldberg machines!

YSAC:
Suck an egg, with my skills I could make your messes taste good,
I teach people to make food, you teach people to waste food.
B*tch, you trash things for a living, so don’t talk about time wasting,
Ya need to learn How To rap, cause your style is so Basic!

HTB:
How to roast your opponent. Step one: Don’t do what he did
Step two: Throw disses at the opponent like eggs
Step three: Heat ‘em up at 200 degrees until burnt
Step 4: make sure they don’t cool, and serve!
Even on April Fool’s day, I’m still more productive
And I don’t even need to speak words to be destructive
(aggressive gibberish), you’re a failure,
Me trashing things got me number one in Australia!

YSAC:
Oh please, you’re properly number one when you’re taking a whiz
I smash things against the wall, you’d smash a wall for a vid
You’re basically the basic Banksy, just without the appeal
The only video viewers want you to do is “How to make a face reveal.”

HTB:
Ok, Boring with Babish, that has nothing else to do,
I could smash you into pieces and still get millions of views!
You must be drunk off your own wine if you think with your songs, you’d still be tough,
You know what, You suck at Cooking? Why don’t You Suck on deez nuts?!

YSAC:
How unoriginal, like your ideas of your own content,
I find Troom Troom more entertaining to watch, if I’m honest,
I could write an entire cookbook of all the ways I can crumble you
… Mmmmmm, that’s a damn good W!

You Suck At Cooking vs. HowToBasic. Epic All-Star Rap Rallies

Swoldow as Spocco Square 
Chao as Wuhu Island 
Written by nEon
Mixed by nEon
Beat by Insabeneatz
Writing help from MetaMachine and SuperTaimerDude
Thumbnail by nEon

Spocco:
It’s the new hottest area in games nowadays,
Up against, an old island known for nostalgia and- wait,
Tourist tip: It seems this place went through multiple name changes,
Well, “Whee”/“Wii Fit” Island can’t face this great place, man
I have collections and visitors without fully dropping Miis,
Got the minds behind human Rocket League, and honestly
You can’t top this beat, Spocco’s getting the stacks pilin’
But I gotta see how well you Resort to verbal Violence

Wuhu:
Spocco Square: A metropolitan city,
Though it’s just a wannabe of my town, but less fitting
Bragging about collections, when you got a max time to finish em?
With your release date, it’s surprising how your lineup is more limited!
Yeah, you took swordplay from me and stamped in a different name,
But how can you fight me if you can’t start a showdown? That’s lame
You continued our franchise as some plaza, it doesn’t feel the same though
Think you’re hot right now? Bro, I got a volcano

Spocco:
You mean the volcano that hasn’t erupted in 200 years?
You don’t seem interesting for islanders wanting to appear
Once a successful creation Nintendo milked dry, then
Fans were left in tears when you disappeared: Buhu Island!
Wii sports had your first debut, but you were later scrapped in it,
Now you got in Wii Fit too, but you clearly lacked spirit,
Then let players roam ‘round you, but it got ruined by a time limit,
Then Nintendo rehashed the first game instead of continuing your gimmick!
Wow, that’s sad, this pretty island has setbacks,
Now watch your decaying population as I sit back.
You’re mostly water-based, yet in flow, you can’t spit it,
If I wanted to be an island, I’d get Tomodachi residents

Wuhu:
Now wait, there’s something that I have to admit
There are some parts in your plaza that don’t seem bad at all
And you interest me with your tourist tips,
But you know what would be cool? If people actually EXPLORED YOUR DAMN MALLS!!!
You got three samey sports, and not that much to return?
I’m remarkable, from fighting, racing, even a Times Square makeover!
Even being online won’t stop unsatisfied winners,
The only improved sport you have somehow got ruined by Twitter!
This Square’s got more complaints that are soaring towards the sky,
While I don’t need any airtime to know my fame is flying high!
Many will remember all the famous landmarks I brought,
While all the charm you took from the start is now lost

Spocco Square vs. Wuhu Island (Rap Battle)

Epic All-Star Rap Rallies is back! This episodes includes the sadistic Flowey from Undertale against the selfless Flower Kid from Smile For Me.

nEon MC as Flowey

Casey William as Flower Kid

Written by nEon

Additional Writing and Help from TheStrangerDanger, Gnome YT, Jenni No Mercy, and Casey William

Mixed by nEon

Art by nEon

Beat produced by beatg33kz

Thumbnail by nEon

Official Undertale and Smile For Me backgrounds belong to their rightful owners

Flowey:
Howdy Flower Kid, I’m Flowey! Don’t be a downer, kid, you look drowsy!
But before you sleep, you should know I got power, kid, now allow me
To show you around, and spit some pellets, it’s best you’d be prepared,
Cus I bring a scare! You’ll want a wall to hide behind like Breadbear!
You bring joy to those who’re too defenseless to solve their own problems?
If I were you, I would off ‘em.
Spreading chaos is my job, I catch up the pain like Sans
You’re so weak, you needed someone to literally give you a hand!
Do you have a chance? Well take out your air horn labeled, “no”
Ironic you’re the flower kid, yet you can’t get your flow to grow
You won’t even make it past me, you must be ready to die,
But lets see if you have it in you, are you ready to fight?

Flower Kid
Looks like I got a mic to drop, but I’m facing this?
A flower whose sole determination is terminating kids?
You started doing what we did best, but went on to be more cruel,
Makes sense that underground’s the only habitat that’s fitting you
When solving people’s problems, I strike them all!
But you’ve got bigger daddy issues even I can’t solve!
Lost your empathy and couldn’t find a soul,
Not even Dr. Habit would find you likable,
Though I’ve spotted a vampire, you suck more fun out of life
Only murder on your mind makes you easily despised
You’re not a threat of mine when a child can make you die
I’d wait from the day till night, yet this weed can’t bloom for his life!

Flowey
Wow, you’re not getting it, you really are an idiot!
You must understand that in this bout, it’s “be killed by me killing it!”
You’re not thrilling, kid, you’re a pushover, I’m dangerous to the core!
What can you do, brush my teeth? You’ll never survive my final form!!!

Flower Kid
Photoshop wouldn’t stop you from being sensitive, let me mention this,
When they’re listening to your verse, they’re thinking “ah, his bars ain’t even sick”
I’ll nod my head to that, you can’t kill a single track
If you were sent to Habit’s habitat, no one would want you back. (Ayyyy!)

Flowey vs. Flower Kid. Epic All-Star Rap Rallies. Rap Battle!

Finally, I have finished my first battle in this series! I hope that you’ll enjoy it!


Alex M. as the announcer

Azia as Yuuko Aioi

Snakebite126 as Nate Wright

Written by nEon

Additional writing by Derpiest Game-Blast

Mixed by nEon

Art by nEon 

Beat produced by Kustom

Thumbnail by Trakked and nEon (images in the background and background belongs to their rightful owners)

Additional help by SesameCouch, CommanderJacob, and JD.

Lyrics:

Nate Wright
- No need for a Selamat Pagi to commence this ordinary strife, ok?
- I’ll be dropping bars harder than an eraser in the doorway!
- This girl will have lines dustier than a cheese doodle is,
- you’re a lunatic, I’m humorous, even Mio would know I’m the true cartoonist!

Yuuko Aioi
- You really think I’m going to lose against this wimp without standards?
- With all of that junk you spat, I think it’s best you learn some manners!
- Yo! I got great rhymes I’m mixin’, you’re just in the shadow of a stick man,
- your grotesque comics couldn’t compare to those lyrics you’ve written.

Nate Wright
- I’m big in fame, a season 2 of yours wouldn’t interest the Japanese,
- You’re just a hapless magnet, all about attracting bad luck, jeez!
- Has your popularity expired? Get your melon bread and check the date,
- This might not be chess, but try to not make a wrong mo- checkmate! (Hahaha)

Yuuko Aioi
- Trying to throw shade at me? Let’s talk about why you’re a jerk, (what?)
- You’re selfish, jealous, relentless, should I mention you’re a pervert? (Wait, that’s not-)
- And you’re calling me unlucky, it’s funny for you to mention, cause
- I have more chances of winning than you getting a detention!

Nate Wright
- Oh my God-frey! The chances of your jokes blowing is basically a no-brainer!
- after all, it’s not the first time you’ve got your leg pulled by a prankster!
- Not even Gina could compare to how much you are of a brat!
- I’m not sure what’s more of a calamity, your verses or your camping act.
- Call you an artist? Heh! Your teacher’s more likely to get her drawings sold out!
- No wonder your disses aren’t frigid when you’re unable to catch a cold! Ouch!
- You think you’d get me lost, as if your wallet was in my locker?
- Well I’m not taking crap from a girl who’s been suplexed by her own mother.

Yuuko Aioi
- Oh deer lord! You surely blew, or was it just Misato’s gun?
- You talk about mothers when your dad can’t manage to find you one?
- I bring more fear than cats when it’s your victory, you ain’t getting it,
- you choked hard on the mic with my rhymes crisp as a peppermint!
- You’ll never have a shot at looking great, call this picture day!
- I’ll name you Joe’s espresso, since you’re coming up short, you’re wasting away. 
- At these rates, we’ve got big hate to this disgrace, sorry lil Nate, but
- not even rapping would make Jenny your nightmarish date. (he he he he he)

nEon

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