CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST

Tyler, The Creator feat. Lil Uzi Vert and Pharrell Williams - JUGGERNAUT

Swizkii as YSACooking
Matthew Thomas as HTBasic
Written by nEon and Timey
Additional writing help from Oofie and Matthew Thomas
Mixed by nEon
Beat produced by nEon
Additional help from Special Inquisitor Rayyan, Zagranis, and JK



YSAC:
Today, I’ll be spitting bars for this serious debating,
Now let’s look at the fridge to find more eggs to crush, cus
HTB sucks at entertaining,
yeah he totally sucks!    
Also known as clickbait-ey tutorial maker claiming cheddar,
Yet he couldn’t spice this battle up with pepper pepper pepper.
Auto-chop couldn’t help him make the cut, I got my win wangjangled in.
And an undo won’t be required to heat up this main dish. 

HTB:
Was that really a cooked verse? This chef seems like a bad apple
Shoulda watched my tutorials: “How to Win A Rap Battle”
I’ve always hated homework, but I’ll make sure that I will finish you,
Cus your video style is more expired than the food I use!
You’re a rotten egg, you’ve gotten dead, can’t even make an omelette,
A vitamix couldn’t even help you recover from this awful dread!
None of your raps could leave me fried or melted in the end, you see, 
Cus your content is more of a waste of time than your Rube Goldberg machines!

YSAC:
Suck an egg, with my skills I could make your messes taste good,
I teach people to make food, you teach people to waste food.
B*tch, you trash things for a living, so don’t talk about time wasting,
Ya need to learn How To rap, cause your style is so Basic!

HTB:
How to roast your opponent. Step one: Don’t do what he did
Step two: Throw disses at the opponent like eggs
Step three: Heat ‘em up at 200 degrees until burnt
Step 4: make sure they don’t cool, and serve!
Even on April Fool’s day, I’m still more productive
And I don’t even need to speak words to be destructive
(aggressive gibberish), you’re a failure,
Me trashing things got me number one in Australia!

YSAC:
Oh please, you’re properly number one when you’re taking a whiz
I smash things against the wall, you’d smash a wall for a vid
You’re basically the basic Banksy, just without the appeal
The only video viewers want you to do is “How to make a face reveal.”

HTB:
Ok, Boring with Babish, that has nothing else to do,
I could smash you into pieces and still get millions of views!
You must be drunk off your own wine if you think with your songs, you’d still be tough,
You know what, You suck at Cooking? Why don’t You Suck on deez nuts?!

YSAC:
How unoriginal, like your ideas of your own content,
I find Troom Troom more entertaining to watch, if I’m honest,
I could write an entire cookbook of all the ways I can crumble you
… Mmmmmm, that’s a damn good W!

You Suck At Cooking vs. HowToBasic. Epic All-Star Rap Rallies

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/RxKpcuJDSdiXzxRM7

Round 1 of FRB Brawl: Rematch's match number 8 brings you history with the first 1v1v1 FRB, CherryJacob vs King Ducky vs MidgeCat.

Hijinks are about to ensue as a free-for-all brawl breaks out. Will Jacob capture the audience, could Ducky float through this challenge with ease, or will Leo conquer this tourney for himself once more? Be sure to vote to bring order to this chaos.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by Anywaywell & Kyu Tracks

Lyrics:

CherryJacob:
Entering this competition, I expected a challenge
One look at the opposition and I know that I have this

Rewatching your battles, your channels give me hope
Real suffering isn’t known but you’re both pretty close

So, will Ducky sink or float? Once he’s royally flushed
Bro’s used to being off flow, best leave the toilet seat up!

Oh, and also, he didn’t earn his title
He should drop it like the subs in Medusa vs Midas

That’s right Midge, I didn’t forget about you
This ain’t Survivor, you ain’t out of the loop
Got Midge in the name but you’re not fly dude
That shoe only fits when you suck off Psytube
Now, I predict, that you’ll focus on my age
Instead of getting creative and using your brain
But, you only make waves when you stir the pot
So, I don’t need AFLAC to ensure your loss!

King Ducky:
Brawls are cutthroat and your flow seems lowkey all weak from the get go
Callers unknown, raps worse, phone-y? Oh! Because he doesn't demo
"Pairs which Cherry picks are one-note" to only watched for Dans editing
(Me:) Pros breeze off firm and cleverly. (You:) Pokemon versus Anything!

Shitting planks now man? New relations took lifetimes to add well.. ship
Don't rap round it, you've been waist-in much time like black belts bitch!
Gainst old Jacob best no waiting to wreck their weak blurred ire
Took some rounds, to snuff out his whole flame like FRB survivor

One and all of Midgechamps events collapsed in fact oh lets list them
Twitch and the sad attempt to run a brawl that didn't go the distance
VA but all too “sniffled crystal meth” (ugh)
See they should call you little littleflecks (ha!)

Mrs.gets hit’s psytubes' character which has him the abusive Mr. 
You peaked at Waldo duking Slender so why'd Kanal miscredit you as Grimper?
His best bets to surrender, can't parry me, Perry seems too defeated (Haha!)
Yeah yeah, I'm taking names but in terms of your old one? You can keep it

MidgeCat:
Nah I wasn’t done I just needed a change of batteries
If you doubt my battle skills then better check the gallery
Mewtwo, Kamren, Icer, Iris, Jade 
I took down handily
Now you think “King Ducky” or Jacob Jr. frighten me?

Man I am so fucking sick of these talentless upstarts, 
buddy you are not hard
‘Cus you paid off Ritchie, RNG or Dan
with your Mum or Dads bank card
Congrats you got a flashy vid, but strip their editing
and what are you left with? 
Pepsi vs Cola…

And now you stand for yourself
All alone you wrote that verse, so let’s check the results
“humma Psytube fly dude” 
Ugh. Christ
My man you’ll be working at that fucking Starbucks for the rest of your life

I am still not convinced King Ducky’s real, Jo you made that up
What’s the problem boss?
You couldn’t convince Seth to join, or what
So you brought nobodies in for easy kills or added fluff
Either way these newbies gonna learn 
why I’m the fucking boss

King Ducky vs Cherry Jacob vs MidgeCat. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q0jeUAXOOpk9U1HxPzHXrU4-oq2NWJuA8U_zRIKU0kk/edit
Rosenthal as Zuko
ThatAdorableFox as Weiss
Written by MetaMachine and Legengo
Mixed by Serena
Beat Arrangement by Mega PMB
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Jordan Beats and Didker
Directing Help by RaccoonBroVA
Hint for next time: "Robot Riot"

Weiss Schnee vs. Zuko

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/ngQi4T9NmmZfybc49

The ninth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 brings you nEon versus JesseBox.

FRB Brawl: Rematch comes back strong with a battle of two artists. Will nEon win nobly, or will Jesse have this win in the... box? Be sure to vote to draw this fued to an end.

Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by InsaneBeatz

Lyrics:

nEon:
nE MC returns, I got no time to be discreet now
The Jessesphere isn’t as well-rounded as she seems, wow
It’s too late to leave the bout, so go take a seat, now
Yeah, I’m a beat producer, I’m producing a beatdown!
Soon you’ll be maxed out, I should call that your roles
Bad idea to play a clown, now you’re just a joke
Going back to older messages only to incite fire?
Maybe you should take a rest, even your avatars look tired

Jesse:
I’m not intimidated by a thing you say that shit was lame
New to the game but they all say beating Neon’s a piece of cake
Fuck a diss doc, I know how to go all in
Call me a MusicBox fixate on my bars, bitch! (Check me out)

Throwing off rap battle videos is all you’re good at
I get why they call you Neon your art’s just as hard to look at 
No growth since 2020 so they think you’re a child
While my achievements, renown run laps ‘round you for miles
And I got a lot to say on how shit your interests are 
A fan of war criminals like JFK and AJR
Jo tried to cut you loose had to beg your way in
And now your chances of advancing are like Lizzo; thin.


nEon:
I heard Jesse could cook, but it looks like I was lied to
Haven’t seen you this dramatic since your fight against Psytube
And don’t try to write, like a typo, you’ll make it worse
I wouldn’t be surprised if you apologized after your second verse
Victory’s what you believe, but it seems you’ve been deceived
It’s like you thought you’d receive Mario galaxy 3
Astrology girl didn’t help, now to chemistry, I’m asking ya
Trying to gain a reaction? Bro, compared to me, you’re potassium!
Yeah you voiced Medusa, but I’m the one who rocks the beat
Insulting my humor? You count rude comments as comedy
You got no chance at topping me, feeling Blue in the end
Did I strike a nerve? Lash out and tell me to leave you alone again

Jesse:
We all wish you would, only I have the balls to say it
Your annoying ass butts in every single conversation
Think your quips and battles are funny you’re mistaken at that
nEon you only make us laugh when we make fun of you behind your back!
You failed like animating Simpson honestly
You can’t run your mouth, can’t even lip sync properly
Like your oc ideas, I’ve got nothin left to throw down
Let’s see if this all star can rally any votes now

nEon vs JesseBox. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/D6E3G7BH6BDoVnYJ8

FRB Brawl: Rematch's tenth match presents Pixel Chris versus RNG.

IT'S TIME FOR A RAP CLASH! Will RNG have luck on his side, or will Chris get a pixel-perfect victory? Vote now to wrap up this clash.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Produced by 2Deep

Lyrics:

RNG: (0:07)
Two years later and were in here for a rematch
Well bitch I hope you've finally learned real rap
Cause stuttering on a beat with your tryhard knock off jokes
Would be unlistenable even if you weren't off flow
God knows I can't stand more crackers in rappin
3 years in FRB will really do you in
I can never escape this kids yakety yappin
So dont stop this battle to fuckin review it
Like bro who the fuck asked for your opinion
Call it your battles, how nobody's listening
A perfect analogy, that must be why like your battles
Your bars don't cause any reaction
And I know you’re real good acting like what i'm saying aint true
Cause every video role that you've ever been in shows no emotion in your face dude
And it’s the truth, without your paychecks every damn thing you drop would be hot ass
But you cant pay Rabi Serena and Dan to fix lil cultures fuckin nutsack

Chris: (0:53)
Hey Calvin, nice attempt, but that verse was a fucking mess
If I filtered out all of the filler, bitch, I would have nothing left
When I’m facing this dopey, dickless, dumbass dude, he trebles
I’ll chop you up into little pieces and call you Fruity Pebbles
If this shit’s FRB Brawl, then you aren’t even at Melee
Fuck battling Julius, this time I brought my A Game
Make way, cause every bar I spit’s a bop
You’re at the bottom of this battle (There’s a random white guy at the top!)
All your lines are just Fast and Furious, Cal-Vin Diesel can’t really say shit
Maybe slow down a tad, read your own bars, and try to make them a little less vacant
I was expecting you to dig deeper for someone who only plays Minecraft as their past time 
Makes sense you geek out over Heartstopper, all you spit are fucking flatlines
Oh shiver me fucking timbers! I am oh so scared!
Of a Thomas the Tank Engine nerd with emo ass hair!
Don’t talk about not getting past round one, you can’t say shit
Cause didn’t your goofy ass lose to a fucking Brit? (BRUH) 


RNG: (1:36)
Man even when we were co owners i know that you didn't like listening 
But telling yourself that I’m saying nothing bro you gotta be KIDDING me
If every line isn't some shitty forced joke or a million swear words will you not get it?
I know that's all that your writings composed of but stop making everything about you for a second
So crack this code you white trash asshole what laugh track ass flow’s you tryna smack down bro
Cause wanting FUNNI reactions trying to get people laughin only works when that shit aint LAUGH, ITS BAD, I KNOW
Learn from the ninja you failed to be and shut it, I’m done being part of your rat pack
You can be the worst part of another project, but I’ve got no more time for this Rap Clash

Chris: 
“oOOoh lOoK at Me i’m SuCH A WITTY & clEVEr lyrICIst”
Pretentious ass braggin’ bout’ Rap Clash? I don’t wanna be hearing shit
And yes I do pay my friends, they get something for their time
Adam wrote your 2 good battles without receiving a single dime
I think that acronym is false, it doesn’t seem to represent him
Cause there is no RNG needed to know he always comes second
Eat shit you fucking Poopyhead, this is a fight you ain’t winning bruh 
So you should take notes from the Ninja and know when to give it up

Pixel Chris vs RNG. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/c5NsGzgakhrcqCxm6

The eleventh match of Round 1 brings you Snakebite126 versus Your Least Favorite Ethan.

Things are heating up in the pennultimate match of Round 1. Will Benjamin walk away from this sans L, or will Ethan be the most favorite champion? Be sure to vote, Round 1 nears its conclusion.

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by Ethan
Produced by DiamondStyle

Lyrics:

Benjamin Verse 1:
Decided to match you, it’s why the mic sounds off-kilter
Spent 3K on Funko POPs, not one on a pop filter
Without Discord Rap Battles, your name’s worth jack shit
Dressing like the Easter Bunny ‘cause you put your eggs in one basket

This dude got recast in the worst DRB
So how’d you suck too much to play Kirby, my G?
Get some sleep, boy you’re so fatigued even for a Marvel fan
I know you’re hyped to play Spider-Man 2, you Insomniac

Fuck a bad thottie and she scoopa the dick
Better stay inside your shell, Sheldon Koopa the Quick
So lame you’re playing Psytube’s stand-in in FRB Brawl
Like Battle of the Month winners, you entered here by default

Ethan Verse 1:
Yo Psytube you pussied out on the easiest shit
Now Jo’s tryin to send me to go upstage this theatre kid 
So whatever let's get this over with, but it won’t be a hassle 
Cause it's not the first time you’ll ditch a series after one battle

“But Ethan Ethan he's a horseman, you can't win, you're out of it”
I'll take rein- like Halloween, break him down a bit 
Once you were on the top, and then you lost the plot 
And now you kin Holden cause you both saw a falling off

Heh

Got your fans waiting for months now 
Should've made the constipation goblin, your shit never comes out
Calling me unrated, you're scared to submit
Embarrassing, this battle’s kinda like you as Bruno- you pale in comparison

Benjamin Verse 2:
Nice Bruno joke, buddy 👍 it’s more surprising
They somehow gave JustGamer Additional Whiting
In calls you’re quieter than you recording Melvin in that library
Reppin’ A-Nation? Nah, you reppin’ A-Nxiety

Your biggest project’s carried by the video and Em
But like your pics of Mrs. Met, 
Weirdo, Shimario went behind your back 
To add a live action switch you detested
Not shocked you lost DRB’s docs, you’re that shit with direction

And I’m the procrastinator when
You CoC-block your own tourney from results, waiting whole weeks before sharing them
Guess the fact you keep ‘em undeveloped makes some sense
When the last time you made a friend was in DMs with Creepy Pedophile YandereDev

Ethan Verse 2
Not writing lines is a constant in this and your stupid game
Snake’s your username, so how'd you fail at Python 
You type on and on with your crackhead comedy, honestly 
Take notes from your singing performance- you oughta be off the keys 

Quit talking, PLEASE, cause you ain't giving some wisdom
Man, you're 'bout as stable as your living condition
I know ants give you irrational fear
You'd collapse in tears if I asked what the hell happened here

Thought you weren't taking roles, but you're acting tough, just face it 
You can't claim the high ground when you're stuck in Dustin’s basement
There's only one DR B that I'm trusting dude, I'm done with you
You already killed your bit, and I just dropped the other Shoe

Snakebite126 vs YLFEthan. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/R3XznYb8eANzFxY78

The twelfth and final match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 is finally here, King Mewtwo versus Psytube.

The finale of Round 1 peeks out from within the tall grass. Will King Mewtwo take the crown, or will Psytube have the best rhymes, dude? Vote now to bring this round to a close within 24 hours. Voting closes at 3pm EST Monday December 18th.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by Dansonn

(Psytube has asked me to add a disclaimer: his mic will be better if he advances. There was a complication with his recording setup that will be fixed if he is to make it to next round.)

Lyrics:

King Mewtwo:
You know what they all say, third time’s the charm
And I'll prove it's true today when I roast a duck with bars
My performances leave peeps in awe, they're electric
So against your water flow, my raps will be super effective
Really sure you wanna give diss tracks another try?
An aussie Walk-ed all over you, now you’ll be slain by your own kind
Go on cunt, call my stuff cut and dry
It’s better than making every other word fucking rhyme
“Yo it’s Psytube, my rhymes dude, they hold the crown for most shit
Cropping up every couple months just to post mid
Then dip back to acting like Siskel, but I’m capping
‘Cuz I’m more like daddy NF: corny and trash at rapping”

Psytube:
Did you get the matchup right Jo? What a non foe
I’m the face of FRB and he’s a fuckin John Doe
Christ, this Dragon Ball Z freak’s odour is dour
I’m just Super SUPER Saiyan that you need to take a shower
Get back in your snitching bag bro, you’re fumbling
Did you think this was a voice chat? You’re saying fucking nothing
And you started off with Youtube Poops, and that’s fair
But how come you’re still dropping straight dookie on there?
Calling yourself a king’s a bit delusional
Bitch, you were the next in line to FOOPZ’s throne
This dude’s all lonely ‘til someone pops in like “Hi!
I’m looking for someone to play a posh British guy?”

King Mewtwo:
Watch this kid’s Direct reactions if you want your ears to bleed
The best day of MY life would be him leaving this community 
Can’t match Springtrap when your best role is a monkey
Cuck him out of placing — Halloween 2020.

Psytube:
Please, when you get top 10 it’s your greatest act
When I get top 10, I’m like “take it back”
Now I'm done with this shit, gotta get back to the hoes
So fuck off Rivers Cuomo, your band fucking blows

King Mewtwo vs Psytube. FRB Brawl Rematch: Round 1

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LdIafMGAcpP0FaRb4KDMNbFWEl7_G97Qr_j5aLas3XY/edit
Quizzique as Mettaton
Azia as Nano Shinonome
Jingle Deleon as Hakase
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing and Thumbnail by SIR Rap Battles
Beat arrangement by Mega PMB
Beat by Bob Bradley and Tim Garland
Hint for next time: "Lives through their creations"

Mettaton vs. Nano Shinonome

Quizzique as Spamton
Quizzique and garbageGothic as ENA 
garbageGothic as Moony
Writing by Rosenthal
Art by ATrashArtist
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat by moodindigo
Thumbnail by Rosenthal
Special Thanks to Quizzique, garbageGothic, ItsNugget, and GamingPlush64

Intro (0:00)

Rap Battles of Whatever! Spamton VS Ena! Be-

Spamton (0:10)

HEY EVERY !!

WAIT, DON’T MEAN TO [Delay the Action]
BUT HEY, IT’S ME, YOUR FAVOURITE SALESMAN: SPAMTON!
YOU’RE PRETTY IGNORANT IN BASIC CHATS SINCE
YOU’D [Talk To The Hand!] WHEN TRANSLATING LANGUAGE!
I’VE BEEN THE BEST RATED SINCE [[1997]]
BUT YOU’RE QUITE THE [[BIG ONE]], WITH 9 FEET I’D REACH [h e a v e n . . .]
I DON’T DOUBT THAT YOU’RE THAT HIGH, WALKING ON AN ACID TRIP,
BUT YOU SHOULD [Use A Car!] IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR BANANAS, KID!
[Step Ahead], BUT YOU CAN’T GET THROUGH THE CROWD
SO YOUR WHOLE SERVER DELETED, NOW YOUR CONNECTIONS ARE DOWN!
FANS GET KICKED LIKE A [Brick Frog], NO INVITES TO [Click On]
THEY’LL GET SO- THEY’LL GET SO- THEY’LL GET- [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

Ena and Moony (0:43)

Ah, I thought it’d be another normal auction day
‘Til I saw the things you got for sale and see, I gotta say
You- sold your own old socks? I think I’m vomiting…
Your cold heart for cold hard cash got you a frosty grave…
I can’t wrap my head around your wacky random sentences,
All the things you're telling Kris are making me- BLEH- BLEH- 🌊
GEEZ, I get sick HEARING you say THOSE WORDS
You CAN’T MAKE SENSE! You can’t even MAKE KROMER!
😒 Ugh… Yuna, are you drunk again? No! (nonono!)
I’m only taking shots at his puppet head! (🌚 Oh hohoho!)
You talk a big game in brackets, but lately you’ve become a sham!
I can’t tell who’s the true conman… but Tumblr can!

Spamton (1:15)

[i got a secret...] FOR WHEN THE INTERNET’S DOWN, TOO!
THIS EASTER EGG IS CALLED [[Kill Yourself, Now!]] (👀 Ooo!)
CONSIDER IT WELL, IT’S [Only For A Limited Time!]
FORGET THE GARBAGE, WITH YOUR NONSENSE YOU'VE BEEN [[LIVING A LIE!!!]]
I MEAN, JUST ASK MIKE WHAT YOU SHOULD GET RIGHT!
[[can anyone hear me…? hello…?]] IT'S A DEAD LINE!
[HAHAHAHA!] BUT I KNOW THAT MUST BE HARD FOR YOU!
YOUR TEAM GOING THROUGH [[BURN!!]]OUT’S THE ONLY DREAM BARBECUE!

Ena (1:37)

Your punches are too soft! You must be weak!
The only strong things here are those cups of tea!
Ran a popular shop but when your problems arose,
You only wanted to run! To run? Turron!
And with how long you’ve had them waiting, fans are out of patience!
How funny, the puppet’s made to be the fandom’s plaything!
Just a cashcow for Deltarune…
Always had your back against the wall ever since you’ve had milk in you!

Outro (1:58)

You Suck At Cooking vs. HowToBasic. Epic All-Star Rap Rallies

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