Kashmir and Ladakh Tour Operator and Rabab And Sarangi musician,
https://chimalaya.in/

Eating a whole apple core because you can’t be bothered going to the bin, admit it, you’ve done it.<end>
Every storm runs out of rain<end>
Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not<end>
Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am excellent at parallel parking.<end>
God bless this hot mess<end>
Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.<end>
Have lots of hair and like ugly things<end>
Here to serve…. the cat overlord<end>
I absolutely hate Instagram, and anything else having to do with hashtags.<end>
I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies? <end>
I am an actor and a writer and I co-created my breakfast and my son, Malachai.<end>
I am coming back to face the reality that a normal day is not beer on the beach or calamari in the belly.<end>
I can quote (Insert movie) better than you and all your friends.<end>
I Can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why<end>
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere.<end>
I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties.<end>
I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt<end>
I looked at my Instagram photos and realized I look beautiful.<end>
Alcohol specialist. Extreme social media maven. Coffee geek. Explorer. Internetaholic. Proud web evangelist.<end>
I once sneezed a beanie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.<end>
I only rap caucasionally<end>
I prefer my puns intended<end>
"You have to live through the worst parts of life so you never take the best parts for granted."<end>
I put the hot in psychotic<end>
I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically.<end>
Karma's gonna come collect your debt<end>
I shouldn’t be allowed to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m drunk!<end>
I would do anything to have your arms wrapped around my waist and close enough to where your heartbeat becomes my lullaby<end>
I was addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around<end>
I will go into survival mode if tickled<end>
I know it's not my position to fix everything...But oh! How I wish it was...<end>
I’m a force to be reckoned with, I reckon<end>
I’m not glad it’s “Friday” I’m glad it’s “Today”. Love your life 7 days a week.<end>
I’m starting to like Instagram, which is weird because I hate pictures.<end>
I’ve always thought being popular on Instagram is as about as useless as being rich in monopoly<end>
I’m a Basset Hound aficionado with a mouth like a Syphilitic sailor.<end>
I’m a Texan with lots of opinions and pretty hair.<end>
I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.<end>
I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.<end>
I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.<end>
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them<end>
I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.<end>
I’m really a giant cupcake. Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice<end>
If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment<end>
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together<end>
In search of sleep, sanity, & The Shire<end>
Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.<end>
It’s Weird that all pics shared from Instagram are always blurring.<end>
Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin<end>
Just another paper cut survivor<end>
Just keep swimming<end>
Life is dumb and I want to sleep<end>
I find uncooked beef patty *very* seductive.<end>
Living vicariously through myself<end>
Making the Snuggie look good since 2009.<end>
Mama said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get<end>
You can't fool me, your barely hanging on.<end>
Mermaids don’t do homework<end>
Dear Internet, Technology would be much better if I could download sandwiches. Sincerely, Hungry now<end>
My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.<end>
I'd rather be a soldier than a cop<end>
Battery low, gotta start using it strategically now.<end>
I'm starting to see that people try to do the best they can their just stuck in this world that trys to make everyone do there worst.<end>
because I would rather kill someone<end>
than bother them.<end>
Think with your heart not your mind because its all about the ART<end>
Let me bitch at you every day until you sort your shit out.<end>
When you judge another, you do not define them. You define yourself.<end>
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart<end>
Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.<end>
My life was changed by a train.<end>
My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos and sweatpants<end>
Naturally and artificially flavored<end>
Nice guys finish lunch.<end>
Nothing more than a man who cared enough to try<end>
Oh I’m sorry was my sass too much for you?<end>
OMG no one cares<end>
Only Swag girls are fascinated by hashtags on the Facebook.<end>
Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not.<end>
Please insert pretentious crap about myself here.<end>
Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.<end>
Probably the best meat eater in the world<end>
Is your sunshine like my rain?<end>
They'll call our crimes a work of art..<end>
Is your pleasure like my pain?<end>
Proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants<end>
Words cannot express my love & passion for Fridays!<end>
You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.<end>
You can’t fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use over their mouth!<end>
You is kind, you is smart, you is important<end>
You know your in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.<end>
You’re too rad to be sad.<end>
You’re a 10, on the pH scale, maybe. Cuz you’re basic<end>
Millennial and proud of it<end>
Things just ain’t the same for gangstas<end>
I'll be Burger King and you'll be mcdonalds, I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it<end>
u think ur cool but ur just room temperature<end>
If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.<end>
not trashy, unless I drink too much.<end>
Hold the night for ransom as we kidnap the memories. <end>
This is my simple Chipotle dependent life<end>
best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.<end>
I'm happy with the small circle in keep<end>
Slap my cerebellum with something fresh<end>
I'm mixed 90% bitch 2% fake 8% real for admitting my fakeness<end>
me waking up: wow I can't wait to go to sleep tonight<end>
That’s why I don’t eat lobster or anything like that cause they’re alive when you kill it.<end>
my eyes are saying sleep but my mind is saying internet<end>
Car, house, or trip to Thailand? Let’s pack our bags<end>
frustrated one minute. happy the next. sad a few minutes later. hungry right after that. yep, that's my life<end>
Slippers are my best friend. I don't do sea food<end>
The reason I like you is simple, love, laughter, and your smile<end>
I think the first step toward the inevitable ascent into adulthood is writing a grocery list that isn't jottings of jelly bean varietals.<end>
Together like peanuts and paydays and marley and reggae <end>
How we live our life is far more important than how we say we live our life<end>
Fun fact I can actually drink champagne with my feet and I'm teaching myself how to paint<end>
When your first picture is with Cee Lo Green your an automatic YES<end>
What do you call someone who gets a dose of pepper spray and mustard gas at the same time? A seasoned veteran!<end>
intentionally left blank<end>
I'm lactose intolerant but cheese pizza is my bae<end>
Im allergic to peanut butter and mayonnaise. I find the manual labor to be relaxing.<end>
The best of me is yet to come<end>
Package your meat if your in heat<end>
Making history<end>
Quoting in a bio as unknown when you're the one who came up with it<end> 
On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 15<end>
I don't shower, I like frolicking<end>
I have always believed in the saying more money more problems but if you have money that ain't a problem<end>
just realized the world doesn't revolve around me, shocked and upset<end>
Math: Mental Abuse To Humans<end>
Let go and let the world pass through your fingertips<end>
Is it bad I’m constantly craving either cupcakes or donuts?<end>
BAE means bacon and eggs<end>
Exercise, ex..er..cise, ex…ar..cise, eggs are sides, for BACON!<end>
When we met there was romance in the air, a sense of the world stopping still<end>
I only use Instagram to stalk…<end>
I’ve never been able to figure out this damn Twitter bio thing<end>
I’m done with my dinner when I’ve had my dessert<end>
This isn’t rocket science, you take a photo of brunch and you hashtag #yolo #sundayfunday<end>
I haven’t been myself ever since I was born<end>
This is my last Instagram bio ever<end>
I wish I knew when my Dominos pizza would arrive<end>
I’ve been waiting hours and I’ll be waiting for hours more, till my love arrives and my heart’s fulfilled<end>
When I’m not on Instagram I’m on Netflix watching OITNB<end>
Why would I ever leave the house when there’s Netflix and ice cream waiting for me<end>
I do yoga sometimes, drink sometimes, party sometimes, and study rarely<end>
I don't have a life.<end>
Neither do you.<end>
I am a part-time Youtuber, Bathroom Singer, Blogger, Donor, Hugger, Photographer, Prankster, Reviewer, Hater and a Fulltime DECEIVER! I use many tags!<end>
Twinzies.<end>
I tried to keep us together, but you were busy keeping secrets secret.<end>
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.<end>
"where u movin?" onto better things...<end>
I’m havin’ a good time, they just tryin’ to ruin it.<end> 
I am the topic of conversation, it’s a celebration.<end> 
And my free days are just for you, but I don’t get many. It’s like every time we spend time, it feels like the first time.<end> 
I sit and drink wine and watch Californication of life.<end>
Took a while, got the jokers out of the deck now<end>
We become what we think about.<end>
There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.<end>
Don't Michael Jordan still got his hoop earring in?<end>
But I ain't Santa, I got something for these bad bitches too<end>
If you think I’ma quit before I die – dream on.<end>
My fake plants died cuz I did not pretend to water them..<end>
I can handle pain until it hurts.<end>
Like I catch em stealing flows cause I swear I never loaned it.<end> 
Let’s stay together ’til we’re ghosts. I want to witness love, I’ve never seen it close.<end>
Yeah, I’m smiling, but you’re not the reason anymore.<end>
Call me over rated or creative or too jaded, because any way you put it, bitch I made it.<end> 
Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it.<end>
Somone had a grade a lungfish decorate their home.<end>
Hate is so familiar to me, I’m slowly embracing it. Doesn’t come natural, bear with me it could take a bit.<end> 
We always ignore the ones who adore us and adore the ones who ignore us.<end>
Tables turn, bridges burn, you live and learn.<end>
That spirit really wants to tap into my whiffle wine<end>
Inside I’m treadin’ water steady trying to swim ashore.<end>
I’m getting so throwed, I ain’t went this hard since I was eighteen.<end> 
Tuck my napkin in my shirt cause I'm just mobbing like that.<end>
Even though I like being in your past, you got a bright future behind you.<end>
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.<end>
If one of my spoons got left I'd find the big ape who did it<end>
I can teach you how to speak my language – Rosetta Stone.<end> 
I heard you good with them soft lips, yeah, you know, word of mouth.<end> 
Face to face, just you and me, with no rules. Just like you, I get lonely too.<end> 
You can try my kwanzaa CD's...they're still not yours tho<end>
Let's all pour lotion on the person who thinks I'm an ass<end>
I'm gonna leave a watermelon pineapple inside Liam Neeson<end>
Only thing on right now, like a night light.<end> 
I know you still think about the times we had<end>
We all got dreams and we all star reaching.<end>
Seven days without love makes one weak. <end>
I helped a fuzzy dude cut a piece of fruit...<end>
No love for these bitches I said this year is all business.<end>
Alot people say they wish I was less kookoo<end>
And we only getting older. So what I tend to think of today as the past.<end>
I did it overnight, it couldn’t happen any quicker.<end> 
Can’t deny that I want you, but I’ll lie if I have to.<end>
Whatever, it's a thing the tuna melt does to me...<end>
Start not to give a f-ck and stop fearing the consequence.<end>
Plus I love the way my middle name looks when it’s lit up.<end> 
That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong.<end>
Who is this Mindy? She Pooped On The Treadmill!<end>
We serve peach cobbler and do it all in a spit cup<end>
I’m lucky that you picked up, lucky that you stayed on. I need someone to put this weight on.<end> 
I’d probably go and tattoo your name on my heart. I swear I start to think that I’m going crazy.<end> 
You park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.<end>
Just holla if you got me and f*ck you if you had me.<end> 
Education costs money.  But then so does ignorance.<end>
I think I’m addicted to naked pictures and sittin talkin’ ’bout bitches that we almost had.<end>
It happened to my kitty, and Elvis was part of it...<end>
I am on a 24 hour champagne diet.<end> 
I’m the highlight, like when markers glow.<end>
I been down this road before, and yeah, I skidded, but forget it.<end> 
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. -Banana<end>
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.<end>
That hobo kept screaming, "Save a boar, I want to see it, do your reps"<end>
Pray the real live forever and the fakes get exposed.<end>
I be up all night, whole crew’s in here, ’cause I don’t really know who I’ma lose this year. <end>
i LOVE dishwashers<end>
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.<end>
Author of many fake books<end>
Go build me a doghouse while I eat this midieval cookie<end>
It’s impossible for you to lose me…because you never had me.<end> 
Cause I’m tryin’ to be unforgettable.<end> 
My life's a completed checklist.<end>
Quick...I want you to hide me!<end>
There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.<end>
I swear everytime I call, You just tell me how I don't call you."<end>
We read to know we're not alone.<end>
To belittle is to be little.<end> 
I went from being two banana plants up to a thrill cooking shark who sold pictures of toys I wanted<end>
Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.<end>
Lately I've been drinking like there's a message in a bottle.<end>
I just want to be successful.<end>
I'll break a tree root up in your shrimp<end>
I'm always the first one to get it, man that's how you lead by example.<end>
I’m bout my paper like a muthf*cking scratch and win. <end>
Please start doin’ you, I been doin’ me.<end>
I just had a wet dream of twerking hyenas<end>
Give me some of your tots!<end>
Dude said, have some bruschis and I'm like, thats more like it!<end>
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?<end>
You tryna come up, I am the come up. I be standin’ right here when the sun up.<end> 
Life is murder and your forced to fight the war<end>
Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice.<end> 
I'm a leprechaun farmer who is a gambler<end>
Everybody dies, but not everybody lives.<end> 
I was hated the ewoks<end> 
The sugar fountain fairy<end> 
FREE BANANAS!<end>
I’m tryna make all my goals for the future come overnight.<end>
You cannot eat me unless you lick me. -Ice-cream<end>
Better late than never but never late is better.<end>
You know its real when your latest nights are your greatest nights<end>
Fieri, I'm in the kitchen like I'm a magician<end>
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.<end>
I swear I always fall for your type. Tell me why I always fall for your type?<end> 
And really, I think I like who I'm becoming.<end>

Geri’s not your average coach. The award-winning legal conveyancer turned accredited life coach, kickstarted her career managing Australia’s then leading fashion empire, OrotonGroup, negotiating and managing over 85 retail leases across Australia and New Zealand before becoming a well respected and successful property conveyancer in NSW, building her business, Sydney Property Conveyancing (SPC), to transact over half a billion in property.

 

An accomplished presenter and educator, Geri collaborated with Mortgage Choice and The White Agency in delivering first home buyer industry events in NSW and Hong Kong and contributed to high profile magazines such as Your Mortgage Magazine and Your Investment Property.

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After the sale of SPC, Geri relocated to Monte-Carlo, where she was steering the ship as Director of Sales and Marketing for Art Petrus SARL, Monaco’s prestigious art printing and reproduction company, some of whose A List clients were Hotel de Paris, Monaco Grand Prix, Café de Paris and Monaco Yacht Show.

 

Her formal education graduating from Macquarie University, University of Technology, Harvard Business School and Co-Active Training Institute brings a wealth of international experience and professionalism.

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