Awful idea #1596204869

im not sorry

lol
might do an extended version if ppl want
twitter version https://twitter.com/YourBirthCertif/status/1524793308198879240

misery in one week

Hark! Please be sure to sing this next year at your neighbor's door!

It costs 0 dollars to make a realistic fart sound when someone bends over and make 2-3 people chuckle

The Imouto Appreciation Christmas Carol

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Call Without Me

i should've uploaded this when i finished it ages ago lol whoops

also if anyone hasn't, do yourself a favour and watch bakemonogatari

Robbai Circulation

Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

Death Grips Goes To Six Flags and Likes It

Ok so I have a lot of stuff I want to say here. So I just want to say that I recently hit 100 followers, which I thought would NEVER happen. I just want to say that I am very happy and thankful for all the likes my stupid meme tracks get! I also never thought I would get this much since I am pretty new to the "Soundclown" community. I mean I had this account LONG before I started uploading, but yeah I would still call myself new. It is amazing to see all these soundcloud people I really enjoyed that either followed me, or liked any of my tracks and it makes me happy. Thank you everyone! 

So let me talk about this track itself. In case if you didn't know, This song is called Popcorn (obviously) and this version (aka the best version) is by the M&H Band. This track was inspired by The Popcorn YTPMV collab, which you can find here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUVsmtj9vdQ

Another fun fact is that I actually made this track back in November of last year, and it wasn't until recently I would came back and make a few touches and stuff to make it sound better. If this track does really well, I will make a 2nd account and upload the 2017 version. 

I made a lot of stuff last year and I would like to share all the things I made when I wasn't well known yet. It is amazing people actually enjoy the stuff I make. I can't make well made stuff like arrangements or full on compositions, but I can definitely make these "meme" tracks for the future to come. Thank you all once again!

Maybe later I'll share the sources in this megamess lol

EDIT (1/18/19): Ok so I think I procrastinated long enough so here is all the sources in order:
Childish Gambino - Sweatpants (eh sample)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire
Jack Black finds an Octagon
Legends of Zelda CDI (bomb sample)
Bassline Junkie
Anarchic System - Pop corn (aka my shitty attempt at making an acapella)
Linkin Park - Crawling
Epic Flinstones NES + Joel saying GRAND DAD
Chip da Ripper
PSY samples
Quad City DJS - Space Jam
Puzzle Room - Kirby Planet Robobot
J Kwon - Tipsy
Ray William Johnson Forum sample (fun fact: I didn't use the right video to for the forum sample. At the time I made this, I had no idea what video Xarlable used in Rock My Forum (which I was referrencing here), so I chose I random RWJ video for this sample)
Hail Mary Mallon - Whales
CDI Zelda Bomb sample again
Martin Garrex - Animals
Linkin Park - What I've Done
Loud Nigra
Soulja Boy - Pretty Boy Swag
Skrillex - Bangarang
Drake - Forever
I'm da nigga
Nutshack Theme Song
Sonic Forces - Fist Bump
Pink Guy - Ramenn

(100 Follower Special!) Soundcloud Likes Popcorn

hey macklerena

If you want to use any of my tracks just be sure to credit me wherever, it's all good.
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Call Without Me

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