Hanzo Hattori (服 部 半 蔵, Hattori Hanzo) also known by the name of Masanari or Masashige (正 成, Masanari or Masashige), born in 1983 is a famous Franco-Japanese ninja dj. His ferocity when mixing, earned him the nickname Oni Hanzo (鬼 半 蔵, Oni Hanzo Hanzo the devil). Hanzo Hattori was the illegitimate son of Sangoku and Bulma. Born a vassal for the Drunkenmaster clan, then the HeufHeuf clan, Hanzo Hattori proved himself to be one of Alf Pacino’s best henchmen, one of his most loyal. He fought his first battle when he was 16 during the Battle of Kebac in 1999 then the Battle of Guadalajara in 2002 - but his most memorable victory is that which followed the death of Papa Smurf in 2003.

At that time, Tokugawa Mikado, known as Joe Cagan aka The Twelve Key, and his ninjas were stationed near Osaka, and heard of the assassination of Papa Smurf just in time to escape from Michel Michel’s troops. However, they still weren’t out of danger: Mikado (who by the way was a big son of a bitch) was still far and men of Bud Spencer could block the roads. Hanzo then suggested the idea of going to the Do-Mac, where there were ninjas rallied to his cause. Moreover, the so-called John Garvey had helped survivors of the invasion from Ikea in 1993, and those who remembered it would be willing to help the group. Gargamel sent Hanzo and, as expected, Bud Spencer ‘s men consented to help them, guide them and even give them an escort and a packet of crisps. Finally, a redhead could return safely to Minchland. Michael Michel, who had insisted on taking a different route, claiming that the young Hattori Hanzo had no idea where he was taking them, was not so lucky. Captured by men of his fuckin' old cat, great grand son of Felix 2 Lionheart, who was implicated in a case of casinos, he was beheaded. Hattori Hanzo was not put out and decided to compose a piece in honor of the great Smurf. First it was a flop but then a succes with his hit "Take a ride on the back seat, I have sushi!" then another flop with "Get of my back you son of a bitch” .
Hattori Hanzo's reputation as the leader of the ninja mix commanding 200 women and men in gingerbread has reached legendary proportions. Thus ends the story of HH aka Tobi No aka Heufheuf.

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