my ordinary life

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Politicess as Katsuki Bakugo
Cam Steady as Inosuke Hashibira

Bakugo:
Watch me batter you on tracks, you've got bats in your brain
While I train for a battle, you try to battle a train
Let me rattle your cage, it's kinda' crazy to say
that the only way you never cave is when you're trapped in a cave
I mean -- Mimic lookin' ass, you're just some teeth and a chest
You need an apple in your mouth cuz you ain't decently dressed
If you're stuck in bed, then I'll give you a reason to rest
Freak in the streets; in the sheets, you're completely depressed
I'm gonna bust it down! How's the view from the rubble?
I'm making mushroom clouds, while you're roofing for truffles
I got enough school clout to get my group on the double
And if you run your huge mouth, we put your crew in a bubble!
Swinging two steak knives like a brute with a cudgel
You're compensating 'cuz you never got a spoon or a cuddle
What should I do with this fucker? You're a ludicrous lover!
You only move under covers, when you move under cover

Inosuke:
Run this straight from the summits
Some pig running up the hits like Rustage
Tusks get stuck through your muskets
Two sticks shredding through your skin like drum hits
Adjusting your nuts for the public you can't get in touch with
But couldn't give a fuck about justice!
Top five fights? You ain't high up on the podium!
Think you're primetime? You got slimed like Nickelodeon!
A damsel in distress that put his idol in retirement!
All Might threw in the towel 'cuz this whiny kid was kinda mid!
Bitch, you're not a threat with pistols popping, I could not be bothered
If you want to sweat, I'll dip you into even hotter water
Snip you at the neck, you get ahead on Papa and Mama's dollar
How can you be on the honor roll when you ain't got no honor?!
If you think you'll top me when I'm pissed off, then check your ammo
Bodied Tokoyami just to get caught in Deku's shadow
I go ham but you're bologna, know you're no shinobi
If you think you're so explodey, you can cock your wrist and blow me!

Bakugo:
Homie, you were Mowgli on a cliff!

Inosuke:
But then I got deadly!

Bakugo:
Got that dead mom on your head, make you top heavy

Inosuke:
This blonde's petty, kinda shady when his palms sweaty

Bakugo:
Get Piglet out the Hundred Acre Woods, he's not ready
Off cuff spraying when I pump rhymes
I'll be doubling your fame by lunchtime
'Cuz I'm a cockier kid, and I talk with my fists
So that everything I say is a punchline

Inosuke:
Okay, I'm scent trained. No sensei, you're self centered
I'm self-made, I'm veteran, you're fresh-faced, couldn't whet blades for a wet shave
Gatekeeping on test day for a test taste of your friend's fame
My breath changed to a death ray and I'll turn you to a sweat stain

Bakugo:
Fans look at me and they get hype in the crowd
Wow, they only look at you 'till the new Jujutsu Kaisen is out
You shoulda died in the shroud
I guess everyone's a samurai until there's a spider around
Believe I'll only settle for the best Pro contract
Beating every extra to their death -- no combat
Babe, you need a rest! Where the hell yo moms at?
Gave you pretty eyes and then she went no contact

Inosuke:
You try to be my rival, you ain't ever been the right type
Battling these extras 'cuz you never get the limelight
So why are you so cocky? You should have a trip to my side
I'd chop you in the woods while you're still asking for the Wi-Fi
You wouldn't last a day in my shoes, you'd get your soul eaten
Bitch, you can't even go toe-to-toe with your own demons!
Ghost season, lonely and ignored without a camera crew
Stuck at number one when everybody here abandons you

Bakugo vs. Inosuke - Rap Battle!

“Freakshow” - A Poppy Playtime: Chapter 3 Song | by Chewiecatt

Turn You

THE RAP RING!

Happy Spring Solstice for those who celebrate! To commemorate the day where winter turns to spring, we’re pitting against each other two youthful, season-inspired characters whose levels MIGHT give you some trouble if you’re not prepared: the plucky, cold-loving Baby Penguin from Super Mario 64, and Whitney, the flower-obsessed Leader of Goldenrod Gym in Pokemon GSC!  Who will win? Well, one thing I know is… if either one starts crying, we ALL lose… or if you fall off the mountain... or if Miltank starts stacking up Rollouts...

CAST:
Thanosquack as Baby Penguin
https://www.youtube.com/@thanosquack6974 

Tibbie as Whitney
https://www.youtube.com/@BozoTibz 

Beat by LEEX:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_SnhqRQpss&pp=ygUSbGV2ZWwgdXAga3BvcCBiZWF0

Mix by Trakked:
https://soundcloud.com/user-40350977

Thumbnail composition by Ryufan76
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYlm1k8GpfpyNuKm_KarxjA

Penguin art on thumbnail by A Trash Artist
https://www.youtube.com/@atrashartist695


Lyric Doc:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ybqoxWplJTMDt3MjqTqeoSFMDVWJa4FmmXWUVKDMjX0/edit?usp=sharing



Special thanks to AlchemyKing, MC Fawful, Rosenthal, and GarbageGothic

Lil Penguin Lost vs Whitney- RAP BATTLE! (Prod. Aleex)

Nightcore - Victorious by Panic! At The Disco

Original by Panic! At The Disco, nightcore by me.

Nightcore - Victorious

Free

The Youtube Song

Carrie Sings A Song (Stephen King Horror Parody)

Baby Face Sings A Song (Happy Death Day 2 U Scary Horror Parody)

Pennywise Plays Fortnite Song (Spooky Halloween Parody)

Vladimyr P. as Darkiplier / Markiplier
Raichous as Antisepticeye

UNIVERSAL RAP BATTLES
MARKIPLIER
VERSUS
JACKSEPTICEYE—(Lags)
…
…
…
...WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
DARKIPLIER
AGAINST
ANTISEPTICEYE
BEGIN

Darkiplier:
I’ve waited a long time for this, now the time has come
You’ll end up like Markiplier, ending you with RedRum
The last time we’ve come face to face we were rudely interrupted
So I wonder what will happen once your files are corrupted
I’m the god of both Raspy Hill and YouTube Hell!
No one will love you like I did before your subs rapidly fell
Now go back to shunning pumpkins since that’s all you’re good for
And once you leave this forever, I will show you the door

Antisepticeye:
Your rhymes were weak! It’s MY turn now!
Let’s have an Island Adventure; six feet in the ground
You’ll move Toward the Light, then I’ll drag you back down!
You’re the king of FNAF? Well now I wear the crown!
There’s no date that could resolve when I’m the evolution
Of You-Tube; meanwhile you’re just the Logan Paul-ution!
You’ll be dry and out of flow, is something I won’t decry
And once you catch sight of I, It will be time to Say Goodbye...

Darkiplier:
I know you’ll miss me, Anti, so there’s no point for me to leave
But Don’t you dare Blink or I’ll make your eyes do more than bleed
“Who Killed this track?” Is the last thing you’ll be asking since
Your life-stream has ended along with your shitty rapping cuz
You always seem to try things that are destined to fail
So rapping your way out of this won’t lead you to prevail
Why don’t you go home, cause your bubble’s one I should burst:
How can you attempt to beat me if you didn’t come first? (Dark Laughs)

*Build up with Anti Actor going all over the place*

Antisepticeye:
I'm back again, you thought I was gone?
I’m the devil's creation, you're my pawn!
I’m growing stronger, you’re weaker than Jack
You got a date with death, your vision turns Dark, black
So Mark my words, bitch, I’m not the only glitch
With all that makeup you spat, I will leave your mouth stitched
I’m the killer of tracks, you’re the death of your own
You are quite the Error, and I sit on the throne
You’re in 53rd, think you can get to the top?
But you’re more of a mess than a kids’ desktop!
Don’t Play with me, I’m in control! So stop me while you can,
Because I exist to kill, your only life is in your fans!

Darkiplier:
You really think that victory’s an option? Glitch Bitch.
You best go run to Jacky Boy if you actually thought this.

Antisepticeye:
Then your loss IS an option you VHS Cunt
I’m sick and tired of your rapping so let me be blunt
You’re a fucking disgrace!

Darkiplier:
Like your whole fan-base?
I mean, you came in second place, so just give me myspace
Now go kill yourself again

Antisepticeye:
NOT UNTIL YOU DO IT FIRST
I'LL MAKE YOU END UP LIKE DANIEL, BUT THIS TIME, IT’LL BE WORSE
(HAHAHA)

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and DCARaps
Beat / Mixer / Effects by: Vlad
Beats Produced by: Tristan
Cover Art Made By: Vlad

Darkiplier vs Antisepticeye. Sinister Rap Battles

PLS remember these are NOT my songs but u can go to Youtube and subscribe to Aaron-Fraser-Nash he is the rightful owner of these songs so make sure to check that out

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