Imma be competely honest. I forgot Whitney existed

“Oh shit Whitney’s destroyi- THANOSQUACK IS PLAYING THE PENGUIN?!”

/hj

Dream vs. SuperFastJellyFish - Mario vs. Anything!

JustGamer As Dream 

Jofinity As SuperFastJellyFish

Cri As Antfrost 

RaccoonBroVA As BadBoyHalo 

Rosenthal As Sapnap 

Rayyan As GeorgeNotFound 

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Writing assistance from SuperGamerBro

Beat prod. Anywaywell & Glitchdude

Dream:
Oh George! Who’s this trying to step to me on my SMP?
I’m used to being the hunted, but now I will show no empathy
No more fans of yours, cuz they all speedran away
For how good you are at finding subs, you lost your whole damn fanbase 

What kind of fucking grandma resorts to facebook gaming
Left in the dark like a moon jelly, but seafood’s what I’m craving
You rode the wave of controversy like a pitiful bitch (Hey!)
Now it's left this jellyfish washed up, that's a MoistCritikal hit! (Hey!)

SuperFastJellyFish:
Claiming I crave attention? Check all the tweets you’re making
And I, think I must mention how you got flamed by some bacon
Guess finding seeds and cheating runs in the family, your mom was tastin’ 
The bonemeal I fed her when I was as rock hard as Clay’s clay chin!

Like all Minecraft Youtubers you were faced with allegations
Such a touchy subject adjacent to all your racist statements
From your manhunts to your burger, you’ve always remained tasteless (Ugh)
Forget the 5 second fame, this fake bitch shoulda stayed faceless!

Can’t stop the toxic doxxing, no increased rate of diss dropping
With an avatar so bland, normal pills are what you’re popping!
Stans, say that you’re mythical while saying criticisms typical
Even managed to rig the polls even tho the glow squid is dull!

Antfrost: 
Your blindfold runs got deleted faster than you got bullied off the net
BadBoyHalo: 
Played it off as a joke but you're the joke with nothing left, you muffinhead!
Sapnap: 
In your apology, you’re seethrough like your blindfold, clearly not fucking sad
George: 
Despite my color blindness I’d find that you acting blue was just a sham!

Dream: 
And we're topping him unlike the blanket he refused to drop on his head
Which only led to him getting bombarded quick with hate that his comments left
The common thread between all of the awful problems that he mocks up is
It’s obvious! His viewers are just coddled kids and brutally honest fans

Said your cheating was intentional, my alibi’s more watertight
But I’ve got a sub count to overshadow yours, shocker, right?
You’ve got no clout, my manhunt plays are as iconic as my mask is
This odd1sout of the picture, guess that’s the point of the casket

SuperFastJellyFish:
By watertight, do you mean trapped up in a bathtub?
No mathematician is needed to tell you that your runs don’t add up!
Stole Tommy’s discs, but still cant spin a track, huh?
The next Minecraft Unsolved should be on how you have a fanclub! (Let's-a-go!)

You shouldn't've have messed with me, I’ll end you like your SMP
You’ve always had issues with ships, whether it’s George or MCC
Eventually you'll be forgotten so make like this mic and drop it
And I'll leave you in peace, pleading with Beast to get an ounce of profit (Yahoo!)

Dream vs. SuperFastJellyFish - Mario vs. Anything!

"im gonna kms mixing spamton can suck my cock" - Rayyan

Quizzique as Wario
MetaMachine and Quizzique as Spamton 
Prod. by InsaneBeatz
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Art by BMB and Luke Reardon
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Thumbnail by Quizzique
Special thanks: SPM1000, Trakked

LYRICS:
Wario:
It’s-a Wario, chump! I’d lend a hand with your business
But even with my gyro game, I haven’t seen someone so Twisted
WAH! Stranger danger; how ‘bout you keep your pants up?
We don’t need this sleazy salesman fetching little kids’ bananas
When I rock up in my sports drip, I’m causing all the racket
Even with your speech gimmick, you can’t square up in this bracket
Old-school anti-hero, ‘stache as crooked as my morals
While you’re a puppet too uncanny for Zemeckis or Del Toro
When it’s rapping or your sales charts, your bars are no good
A keygen won’t help you when you’re in Wario’s Woods
I’m shunning you, just like you were from the Queen’s guest list
Then you tried to shoot your Big Shot, and D’OH, you missed!

Spamton:
GASP… IT’S THE [[Number 1 Dumbass1991]]
WHO LEAVES FANS STARVED FOR CONTENT LIKE [[Wario no show you fun…]]
[[Wario, Where]] WERE THE DISSES YOU PLANTED?
HAD A [[Decent…]] FRANCHISE GOING, BUT YOU JUST COULDN’T [[Land]] IT
TRY AND PASS THAT OFF AS PASSABLE? SOME [[Master of Disguise]]
BUT YOU SHOULD’VE KNOWN, BECAUSE [[GODDAMN TRASH]] IS WHERE I THRIVE!
SHOULDA READ THE CONTRACT, YOUR [[Burns]] ARE CERTAINLY [[v o i d.]]
LEAVE PUNKS SEEING MORE [[Red]] THAN THE [[Virtual Boy]]
AND MY [[“Beta Game”]] IS, HOW DO YOU SAY, [[Kino]]
PLAYERS DODGING [[Bullet Hell]], WHILE YOUR PLAYERS [[Flail with their Wiimotes]]
TRIED TO [[Jumpman]] TO THE [[Wii U]], BUT THAT EFFORT WAS FOR NAUGHT
AND YOUR MICROGAMES WEREN’T THE ONLY THING THAT ENDED IN A [[Bomb?]]

Wario:
WAH! You chump, I blocked that shit like your hyperlinks
That crappy painted sun’s the only time your words are enlightening
My Wario World trumps your damn National Spamton
The Addisons treated your spam mail like lunchmeat: told you to can it
I get a slice of Mona’s Pizza, ‘cause I’m charming and I’m rugged
Sanity hanging by a thread, up until Kris cut it
And you got hyped, but then you died; all that effort was wasted
You’re akin to all my treasures when you’re rotting in the basement!

Spamton:
YOU RIVAL SUSIE, WITH YOUR [[Annoying!]] CRASSNESS
YOU NEED TO TAKE A BATH. HOW ABOUT [[Boiling Acid]]
YOUR [[Wario Laughing]]’s MORE DERANGED THAN MINE, SO TRY AND FACE IT
AND YOU’RE ONE TO TALK, WITH ALL YOUR [[Child Labor Violations]]
[[Shoulder Dash]] OFF OF YOUR HIGH HORSE, IMPERATIVELY
YOU KNOW I’M CASHING MORE [[Kromer]] THAN A [[Charity Stream]]
I’LL TAKE THE [[W]], AND LEAVE YOU WITH YOUR [[Cap]]. [[Deal!]] I WON!
IS THAT [[The Stench of Defeat]], OR IS THAT JUST YOUR [[Elon Musk]]?

Wario vs. Spamton G. Spamton - AK Rap Battles

Thumbnail created by: Nugget
Mixed by: Dani

Gamer:
JustGamer, Just gonna knock out your ass
Today I’m gonna battle the creator of Rap Clash
Now I know this is the first time that we’ve ever had a fight
But I’m still gonna end this battle between the whites
I saw Justin Y vs Among Us, wow dude what a joke 
When you ate all those cookies, I wish you had choked
I beat Jofinity’s ass and even Oofie too 
If you hate gays so much just go and kiss a dude
Your edits are mid, go back to After Effects
And leave Hitfilm to pros that edit the best 
“RNG”? What the fuck does that mean?
I know what you did back in 2019 

RNG:
I HATE ALL OF YOUR RAPS
AND YOU KNOW YOUR RAPPING IS ASS
AND IF WERE BEING SO TRUTHFUL I GET IN WITH THE LADIES
BUT I'M SEEING YOU, FOOL AND THEN I START HATING

Dan:
Fuck you RN, time to show who’s the real G
Haven’t heard a verse this bad since Trump versed Waluigi
Built like a potato, makes sense you kin Nagito
Makes fun of the gays bro, but you ain’t gay tho!
I may be the minority, but Gamer, you’ll find more to see
Your white’s less super, but more superiority
You bore me to sleep, but I ain’t a Dreamer!
Psytube couldn’t handle me, and I guess you couldn’t either!

Wait what the fuck is happening
Oh god wait, something smells… Freshy…

Nugget:
Yo its ItsNugget joining this rap to spit some shit
Against 3 pricks and two of which happen to be homophobic 
And yes RNG, I’m talking about you bitch.
You overwhelm me so much and I’m not even autistic 
Now let’s move onto Dan! Dissing you won’t be hard since 
You have NF as your favorite artist..yuck
Gamer you have a lot to do, you’re wasting your time, bud
You and Dan have a FRB members tierlist? Thats fucked up
None of you are scaring me! I’m the god of rap!
I’ll leave you all like RNG’s MLK battle, scrapped. 
And I’m sorry Gamer for not dissing you more
But I don’t have a good interactions with fuckers named Roy

YES! I JUST WON THE RAP BATTLE ROYA-

Danii:
Nugget, that verse was really good :)
Now I’m firing some shots like it’s your son in the hood
Fuck that junkie piece of shit, don’t know you’re beefing with
And Gamer’s vegan ass should that I’m the best European, bitch
Calvin killing puppies is the only time he kills a dog
We know you’re secretly straight with Sonic the Hedgehog
And Dan, I have nothing for you, so listen to my fast rap

JustGamer vs RNG. FRB Tussle Round 4 1/2.

ArcadeKitten battles are back on the menu (I say, as if the last one wasn't a week ago)

Snakebite126 as Bobble the Clown
M!CAH as Lambchop
Prod. by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixing by Spadical
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks: garbageGothic, Rosenthal, Quizzique, all the Maryheads

LYRICS:
Bobble the Clown:
Hey, kids! Welcome to my show! I… where are the tots at?
Oh, you must be the mentally immature one, ‘cause otherwise, you would’ve passed out from my broadcast!
Right, now we’ve got that cleared up. As a shop owner, deals are what you’d mostly be closing,
But unfortunately for you, there’s also a wolf tryna get in the clothes of this wolf in sheep’s clothing
But of course, you fell for the one person in your town you couldn’t pack in your articles. 
Tell me, are you crushing on that star witch because her magic can fix your lack of any heartstrings to pull?
Then she says “I can fix him”, but even she can’t once I’ve gutted this Tumblr cutie.
How’s a killer supposed to be threatening with resurrection? ArcadeKitten might as well be a fucking PUSSY!
So when I’m throwing these hands, you’ll be tortured and damned like all of the soldiers in camps
Makes sense that this sheep would flock to what’s popular - he stole all the trends from Cult of the Lamb
Now kids, I may be loud on the air, but your head’s in the clouds if you’re scared of this fantasy monster
Prepare for another Kitchen Surprise, as I lead another lamb to the slaughter

Lambchop:
Welcome to my shop! I assure you, there’s many sweets to try
But maybe you should hold off, ‘cause you’ve already got a sickeningly saccharine redesign!
(sigh) You know what? I’m already bored of dissing this clown who’s a literal hack
So I’m dragging you off like I’m Dr. [[REDACTED]]; mark the second time you’ll be in the back
It’ll soon be clear your doom is near - bet you’ve never seen a sheep with pruning shears
You’ll be decapitated like Raj; how about I sell Bobble’s head as a souvenir?
Pennywise on a penny’s budget is hardly bringing scary content
Sure, you may hate me, but look into my eyes; you think you can win a staring contest?
Thought you’d be a famous horror star, but dropped off the air like Stella
Facing off ‘gainst me is a gutsy move, but like Ruuuuby, I’m fed up
You’re the clown, and your whole damn site’s a circus, but not one I’d visit for fun
After I’ve left Bobble bodybagged, the record of your loss is data you’ll wish stays expunged

Bobble the Clown:
Wanna put up a fight, but your verse was underweight; for a butcher, I thought you could pack meat
Even before your mind was changed, you alwarys stood out as the black sheep
In Stella’s village, her plan was to keep them happy, ‘til she found this piece of crap’s secret stash
All it took was a wave of her hand to erase your brain more than any Grade A amnesiac!
I don’t even need to learn to stay unnoticed, ‘cause there’s, like, six guys in your Potemkin village
Grab a mosquito trap and leave your business as embers! Remember, kids; it’s the most effective method for getting rid of pests and insects
Leaving necks slit’s how you get her attention and end up as close souls?
Tell me, Lambchop: how does my average episode have a less fucked-up moral?

Lambchop
You’re getting under people’s skin, but I’m not talking that when I say you’re a boring twat
Where’s your entourage? Well, either way, when I break your legs, you’ll need a different supporting cast
Biggest threat you could make is doxxing, creeping and peeping on researchers
But Ronald McDonald over here can’t even bring enough beef for a decent burger
This is not the place for you, I could chop off all your bodyweight and still make it in time for my coffee break
But you’ve already been locked away to rot away, makes sense why you’re marked as “Safe”
Well, it’s been an honor, but there’s no doubt who won in this bout of cannibalistic villainy
SCP-993’s been terminated, and there’ll soon be more fresh meat for delivery

Bobble the Clown (SCP Foundation) vs. Lambchop (Sweet No Death) - AK Rap Battles

WOOO TEKKEN 8 WOOO
Danii as Miguel Caballero Rojo
TheMonarchy as Cody Travers
Beat produced by Nigma
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Miguel:
Step back kid, if you don’t want to get your ass kicked
The fact is, you’re lackin’ a backbone, it’s tragic
Attack this, you’re having regrets
Get back in your cell ‘fore you end up battered to death
I’m the.. red gentleman; Caballero Rojo
And I’m stepping in; you ain’t made of stone, though
Ay, you want to mess with me, ese? Better stop testing me
Or I’ll end up decking your neck with a blow to the throat, yo
You’re the mayor of your city, I figure it’s pretty shitty
That you still can’t get the girl of your dreams, I have no pity
For you, you think you’re witty but dude, you’re putting whiskey in you
I met with Jessica, you know that we got busy, you lose

Cody:
Congrats, you managed to make me tired.
What did I expect from Tekken’s dumpster fire?
Every time I’ve met a thug like you I’ve always floored em’
Now let’s see if I can do something about my boredom.
Ay, stop being so hot-headed, Habanero Rojo
Lookin’ like a dollar store matador with those clothes, bro
I know you want payback and I’m sure you missed her,
But your plans just blew up in your face like your sister

Miguel:
Ballsy move, fucker. I see you want to die, then
Beat all your street thugs, I’m scarier than Bison
I’ll put you in the ground, bro, fuck you and your crew
I’ll make you eat your teeth and all the words that you spew
The facts are; you’ve always been an annoyance to Haggar
How the hell’d you go to prison but manage to lack bars?
Go back to pushing pencils, this was never a fight
Or I’ll curbstomp you again; now get out of my sight

Cody:
Alright, you need to pipe down before I knock your lights out
This is ending right now. I’ve heard better from Guy’s mouth
Save speakin’ for the preacher; all your tough guy schtick is getting old
I’ve heard better lines from you prayin’ in confessionals
You’ve never learned to fight; maybe it’s for the best
Tryna let everyone know that you’re in Spain without the S
Trainin’ on your little quest to beat the shit out of Jin
You’re outmatched, outclassed, get this through your skin;
Kazama caused a tragedy inside of your family
I'm not sad to see this asshole weeping, tryin' attacking me
Instead I'll smack a bastard faster and send him right back to sleep
Blacking out and napping now, try to have some happy dreams.

Miguel Rojo vs Cody Travers - Rap Cypher #37

VIDEO: [COMING SOON]

Phone Guy: MidgeCat
Samara Morgan: Fightmarker

Written By: MidgeCat, 
(With thanks to: Cri, Eric the Audible)

Mixed By: MidgeCat
Beats By: Anabolic & ILL Fortune

LYRICS:

Phone Guy:
Uhhh, hello, hello? Uh, yeah I’ve called to spit facts
Uhh, the homeless shelter rang, they want their crazy bitch back?
Skip me with your shit rap! I know your lazy scripts drag
The only mask I’m wearing if you show up is a bin bag

Uh let’s see, there’s an introductory that’s from the company
Concerning your safety, but honestly that’s just not up to me
And blah blah blah, let me cut the bull and preface this
We’re used to seeing children getting [REDACTED] on the premises

I’m sorry to be flipping my advice all of a sudden
But the only way for you to survive’s not to push my buttons
There’s a hella ton more grease in your hair than our pizzas, holy hell
God, I wish they threw some shampoo down your hole as well

I make one easy dial, uhhh, then I bounce a cheque
But they call me Phone Guy ‘cus I’m ‘bout to fucking ring a neck
Oh and, hey, I watched your films and honestly couldn’t guess
Why they put you through the white wash but, uh, not your dress?

Samara:
Tell Cawthon can it with the spinoffs, bro chill
People can’t buy all your sequels with you racking up their phone bill
That verse couldn’t be worse with this Living Tombstone singing it
The only way to save this track? …. Put a Ring in it!

Your exposition’s convoluted like your phone line’s tied
All that universal knowledge and yet still you somehow died
Now how you gon survive seven days my guy
When this incompetent bastard couldn’t even last five nights

In this battle, like your job, you’re just the living bait
There’s no revival from this slaughter, meet your imminent fate
Because there comes a mortal cost if you’re caught playing my tape
And that’s not a price you can afford on minimum wage

Phone Guy:
I’ve felt bad for your restless spirit ever since you fell
So I’ll flip in a faztoken, just know, kid, I wish you well
Man, I’ve heard some messed up stories. But this is something new
Became a creepy ghost because your dad would never Ringu

Samara:
You called up being friendly to offer players solutions
‘Til Freddy came in and turned exposition to execution
Most putrid thing in your restaurant became this rotting trendsetter
So just hang up the phone, ‘cus being dead suits you better

Phone Guy Vs Samara Morgan | Midge's Rap Battles S2

Writing by: TomPuffs

Additional help by: CyanCoat, Egomanic, MidgeCat, Grasman, 

Art by: TomPuffs

MidgeCat as: Spamton G. Spamton

Grasman as: Saul Goodman

Mixing by: Trakked

Beat: Mad Hatter 2 by Tone Jonez

Thumbnail by: TomPuffs

Special Thanks to: Ethan, 3ple, Elizakin, Nooby, ItsNugget, Teimunity, Egomanic, TheMonarchy, Dilly, Quizzique, Korekitten, Azia, TheyCallMeCri, JesseBoxVO, Colethecole, Alex M, RNG, M&Mattie, Littleflecks, and CornCob7178.

Spamton G Spamton:

HE-HEY EVERYB0DY, IT’S [Spamton G. Spamton]!
SEEMS LIKE TH1S [Slimeball] WAS LEFT ALL ABANDONED
BY H1S [Loved ones], HE LEFT EVERYBODY M1SERABLE
[Don’t believe what you see on TV! This man is a criminal!]

SPEAKING OF TV, L00KS L1KE ALL I SEE,
ARE COMMERCIALS THAT AREN’T EVEN [High-Definition Quality]!
THE GREEN’S [Leaking through] AND I DON’T MEAN [Record Profits]
LEAVE U GREY WHEN I PUT S0ME [Bars] BEHIND THIS [Convict]

U L0ST C0NTR0L OF UR L1FE, THERE’S [Nothing] THAT CAN HELP U
CONSTANTLY SL1PP1N’ BY LIKE THE [Scammers!] DADDY LET THRU
EX1T PREMATURELY: THAT’S MY VERY [Specil Offer]!
I’M THE P0STMAN, UR N0T EVEN [Kevin Costner?]

Saul Goodman:

Hi, I’m Saul Goodman! Your disses need work,
But that’s about what I expected from a dwarf gone berserk.
You talk about passing bars? I don’t think you could pass this.
You had one bit of fame, and then it all came down crashing!

If you got a deal to make, bud, I think you’re out of luck.
Don’t need a vacuum repair card when you already suck!
Products are literal trash, but I wanna know how,
The Jigsaw Puppet ended up bunkin’ with Oscar the Grouch!

Er-you’re just a has-been, constantly causin’ a racket,
Even with how you talk, you can’t face me on a bracket!
You’re incomprehensible, it leaves me appalled,
But if you need someone to talk for you: BETTER CALL SAUL!

Spamton G Spamton:

UR [Slippin’, Jimmy]! IT SEEMS U HAD NOTHING TO SAY
UR TAKING THE P1SS LIKE IT’S [Davis and Main]
WELL SCREW YOU [Albuquerque!] I SP1T COLD L1KE A TH0RN RING!
MAKE A SN0WGRAVE S0 NO ONE IS LEFT [Mourning]

Saul Goodman:

Now that’s what the kids would call an epic fail!
I thought you’d be a lightner, you look deathly pale.
You’re just the email guy, I’ll make like a hyperlink: block it!
Your customers are the same as your stocks: dropping!

Spamton G Spamton:

I’M T1RED MCGILL, UR LEAVING ME PISSED OFF!
I’D G0 TO UR [Hochi Mama!] SH0W HER I’M A [Big Shot!]
PRETEND U FELT [Nothing], BUT U C0ULDN’T [Come to terms]
THAT UR BROTHER WENT OUT LIKE [Oh, help me! It burns!]

[Top-rated salesman] S0 U KN0W I’M THE BEST!
DO U [Wish to contest?] THEN U CAN [Die like the rest]
N0W [Watch me fly, Mama!] [Best rapper since ‘97!]
[Take a vacation straight to hell] AS I GAZE INT0 [Heaven]

Saul Goodman:

Objection, your honour. I have to confess to a crime:
That I’m about to cut the strings when I’m killing the mic
Making death threats that you couldn’t follow through? PLEASE!
My crew could send you on an acid trip, straight to Belize!

You had nothing to live for until you met Kris!
Yeah, you could load a disk, but you can’t load a diss!
You were once a big shot, but now you’re left all alone!
The win is ringing, but I’m the one who’ll pick up the phone

Spamton G. Spamton vs Saul Goodman - TomPuffs Tussles (#1)

happy clover day or whatevah 🍀🌈

riggy the runkey vs dat boi teimunity rap battles

Buckethead as Riggy 
Danii as Dat Boi

Beat by Epistra 

Written and Illustrated by Teimunity 
Mixed by Korekitten

Graphic Design by Clarence the Duck

Riggy • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

Hi I’m Riggy! Riggy the Rabbit Monkey!
A frog on a unicycle? And I thought MY concepts funky
This linkup is lame, so make like Pepe and croak (HA!)
No need to worry: I’ll add this win to my list of episodes
But since I’m half rabbit, I’ll hop on this beat
No legs to stand on, you were made a treat
This toad really don’t wanna roll on my street
Cus buddy, if you're feeling froggy, then leap! (Weeeee!)
Dissecting this frog like it’s biology 
But the kids paid you no thought 
Made like your distant cousin Kermit
And finally fell off! (BYE BYE!)
When your missing with the runkey, you best hop off
Because right now I’m convinced that Alex Jones wasn’t all wrong
You think you’d pick up traction with a unicycle? You’re slow
Just like your forever looping song, we watched you come and go

Dat Boi • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

(srrkt, srrkt) Here I come. #1 rider
I’d say I’m rolling in. but you’re making me tire-d
I’m posted up. (yup) call me a flier 
What’d you expect, dude. I’m friends with SupaHotFire
make your cheeks rosie. like i was pounding on your hun
like. the hell is a runkey. dude? you act more like a dumb mutt
its short kings vs memers. you're my opp. we ain’t gon be buds
And since you're always floating. no need to say “oh shit, waddup.” (tru)
Short wars vs Meme wars. we’re taking this. no discussion 
So hide away from this battle. like susan hid dislike buttons
You have the mind of a sheep. so ill roll this chump into mutton
Then leave your head spinning stars. not talking ‘bout your concussion 
Let's be real. that “ARG” won’t help your pay raise
Your gradients dull, all I need to do is call Pepe
Lunch tables were getting steady. jamming out to my great plays
Make this the hunnid time. that Dat Boi was hit with dat “A Grade”

Riggy • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

No way Little Wheel think he’s tough, your verse was weak
I preferred when you were a gif so that you couldn’t speak
You’re saga is dead to me, not like anyone’s telling it
You somehow couldn’t “DANK” yourself into some relevance! (AY!)
Generations of legends and you're still the lamest one (AY!)
I might move like Doodlebob but I’ll give out some paper cuts (AY!)
I was on Game Theory! MatPat said you ran your course
Tell me how I packed this ancient laughing track in half a short?

Dat Boi • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

Yeah I think I’m tough. (yuh) Watch my pixels go 
Riggy’s moving like a. stop motion sticky note video
Your creator had a dream. that he’d make it to the top
Now you're only used for. YT kids content slop
You failed an IQ test. There ain’t no faking this 
I got a smoother flow than. Howard the Alien
I remain a legend. You’re legacy’s falling down
I’m not an auto bot. But Dat Boi is rolling out

merry saint patricks day, muntiy community

Riggy the Runkey vs. Dat Boi • TRB !

THE RAP RING!

Happy Spring Solstice for those who celebrate! To commemorate the day where winter turns to spring, we’re pitting against each other two youthful, season-inspired characters whose levels MIGHT give you some trouble if you’re not prepared: the plucky, cold-loving Baby Penguin from Super Mario 64, and Whitney, the flower-obsessed Leader of Goldenrod Gym in Pokemon GSC!  Who will win? Well, one thing I know is… if either one starts crying, we ALL lose… or if you fall off the mountain... or if Miltank starts stacking up Rollouts...

CAST:
Thanosquack as Baby Penguin
https://www.youtube.com/@thanosquack6974 

Tibbie as Whitney
https://www.youtube.com/@BozoTibz 

Beat by LEEX:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_SnhqRQpss&pp=ygUSbGV2ZWwgdXAga3BvcCBiZWF0

Mix by Trakked:
https://soundcloud.com/user-40350977

Thumbnail composition by Ryufan76
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYlm1k8GpfpyNuKm_KarxjA

Penguin art on thumbnail by A Trash Artist
https://www.youtube.com/@atrashartist695


Lyric Doc:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ybqoxWplJTMDt3MjqTqeoSFMDVWJa4FmmXWUVKDMjX0/edit?usp=sharing



Special thanks to AlchemyKing, MC Fawful, Rosenthal, and GarbageGothic

Lil Penguin Lost vs Whitney- RAP BATTLE! (Prod. Aleex)

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h6OcvFVeWh4NNBTc3uFJIyWyT9eOeyG59r7QRNtI2TI/edit?usp=sharing
Quizzique as Redd
Mancha as Spamton
Written by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64
Mixing by ENNWAY
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by 2Deep
Hint for next battle: "Absented minded knuckleheads"

Spamton vs. Redd

KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Seerofwords as Beatrix Lebeau
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat: Cookies by Domboi Beats
Writing and Art by EatMoPizza

Lyrics:

Hat Kid:

Let’s take it from the top, Hat Kid’s dropping on the scene
No Peace and Tranquility, show you why I’m rated T for teen
Downed the Mafia, Nyakuza, so I’m sure to reduce a
Bumpkin in a bootleg Poltergust to a crime scene, gruesome!

(Pause) ...Boop!

What the peck is this connection? We both landed on a planet,
Unfamiliar, explored a bit, but the difference, I got stranded
Found my fuel to make it home, you left for one built like a dome
Ironic, desert your friend for a desert, now it’s where you roam!

I made tons on my adventure, you're all alone like Vanessa
But her place looks less decrepit, maybe clean up your mess, huh?
After all you fill the bank by cleaning up your blobs’ droppings
But you can’t get the gold by stinking up the bars you’re dropping

Beatrix:

Listen here, Kiddo, I’m not here to clean up that mess
I’m a grownup, I work for hours to earn some fat checks
Strapped with a vacpack, sure, for me combat’s not the norm
But grip your umbrella tight, because I’m bringing a storm!

10 of 10 on Steam, going from PC to the big screen
Got tabbies, tangles, hunters, I can catch a pest like honey
I’m the Stardew of the Stars, you just took nostalgia, and ran with it
Got no place stepping to me, you signed yourself up for banishment

Came from Monomi Park, I’m up from morning to dark
On your journey, made some stories, but no meaningful arcs
The difference of my treks to your shipwrecks isn’t hard to see
So call this the second time you’re overshadowed by Odyssey

Hat Kid: 

No surprise this worker Bea would drone on her whole verse
Between Snatcher, the Directors, and Empress, I’ve felt worse
Mustache Girl’s lip service was better, you are ALL bad lines
I’m heating flows like Mafia Town, toxic like Rad Slimes

Say you’re on that grind, but your efforts ain’t beyond doubt
I’m swimming in green, you fall in the sea, you get knocked out
Bea, all your time’s spent for a corporation’s benefit 
A cog to Seven-Zee, I ate up this Gear for Breakfast!

Beatrix:

Me and Casey found what we need, you left Mustache Girl on her back
Bit off more than you could chew, but I can make a splash
Sure, both our games found players, and our names are staying known,
But you can’t take pride in your fans when they go mod out your own

Use that camera badge, get the picture, got no chance, Kid
Like you’re tripping on the SS Literally Can’t Spit
Any plort makes better material than the yarn you’ve spun
You were never a player in this game, Le-Bow is number one!

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