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🎸💨 "Who Keeps Farting at the DMV?" is a hilariously irreverent song that taps into the universal dread and discomfort of waiting in line at the Department of Motor Vehicles, mixed with a comedic mystery of unexpected scents. With a catchy chorus and laugh-out-loud lyrics, this track turns a mundane, frustrating experience into a comedy of errors and odors.

The song starts with a relatable scenario: long lines, ticking clocks, and growing impatience, setting the stage for the comedic twist. As the guitar solo gives way to vivid descriptions of the surroundings, the tension escalates not just from the wait but from an array of pungent aromas filling the air. Each verse introduces more laughable guesses about the culinary culprits, from "boiled eggs and old broccoli" to "tuna hotdog casserole covered in chili mac."

Perfect for sharing a laugh with friends or lightening up any dreary day, "Who Keeps Farting at the DMV?" combines witty observations with a folk-rock vibe to deliver entertainment that smells... questionable. Whether you're in line at the DMV or stuck in traffic, this song is sure to bring a smile and a nose wrinkle.

Crank up "Who Keeps Farting at the DMV?" at your next party or play it during a drive to ensure even the most mundane moments are filled with giggles and groans. Let this humorous track remind you that sometimes, you just have to laugh to keep from crying—or holding your nose. 🎶🤣

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Late nights, loud jukeboxes, and two hearts colliding over shots and smiles — "One More Round" is your new go-to country party anthem. 💥 From flirty verses to a full-blown harmonized chorus, this duet captures the thrill of a barroom spark turned full-blown night to remember.

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This high-energy, whiskey-soaked track blends playful flirtation, barroom bravado, and undeniable chemistry. Perfect for fans of country duets, honky-tonk nights, and rowdy love stories that start with “just one more round.” Whether you're riding the neon buzz or chasing that dancefloor high, this song hits every time.

Lyrics

[Verse 1 – Male Vocals]
Walked in late, just blowin’ off steam
Hat pulled low, just me and Jim Beam
You raised a glass and said, “Buy me a shot?”
I said, “Only if it’s two — that all you got?” — oh babe

[Verse 1]
You had that grin like you knew my game
Told the bar, “Keep ‘em comin’ by name”
🎶 I said, “Boy, I drink fast — better keep your pace”
You said, “Then line ‘em up — I’m settin’ my base” — oh yeah

[Chorus ]
🎶 One more round, we’re just gettin’ started
🎶 Two wild hearts and a bar where we charted
🎶 We ain’t done, not by a mile
🎶 You pour the whiskey, I’ll pour the smile
🎶 Oh yeah… turn it loud
🎶 Bartender, hit us with one more round
🎶 Hell yeah!

[Vocals]
🎶 That jukebox love, that barroom heat…
🎶 Still got your laugh stuck on repeat…

[Verse 2]
You danced on the stool, boots tappin’ time
Sang every word like the song was mine
I said, “This night’s too good to waste”
You said, “Grab the tab — I’ll grab your face” — oh darlin’

[Verse 2 – Female Vocals]
You spilled your drink but still looked cool
I said, “Truth or dare?” — you said, “I don’t do rules”
We laughed so hard when they shut down the lights
Then you pulled me close and said, “Let’s ride the night”

[Chorus]
🎶 One more round, we’re just gettin’ started
🎶 Two wild hearts and a bar where we charted
🎶 We ain’t done, not by a mile
🎶 You pour the whiskey, I’ll pour the smile
🎶 Oh yeah… turn it loud
🎶 Bartender, hit us with one more round

🎸 [Guitar Solo – 8 Bars]
🎶 We ain’t slowin’ down, we’re turnin’ it loose…
🎶 One more sip of this hundred-proof truth…

[Bridge]
🎶 Sun comin’ up, but we’re still lit
🎶 No regrets — just laughs and wit
🎶 Ain’t about forever, just right now
🎶 And baby, I love where this night’s gone down — mmm yeah

[Final Chorus ]
🎶 One more round, we’re just gettin’ started
🎶 Two wild hearts and a bar where we charted
🎶 We ain’t done, not by a mile
🎶 You pour the whiskey, I’ll pour the smile
🎶 Oh yeah… turn it loud
🎶 Bartender, hit us with one more round

[Outro – Male Vocals + Guitar Fade]
🎶 Oh babe…
🎶 Just one more round...



One More Round 🍻🔥 – Country Bar Anthem for Wild Nights

Dank Stankum, at the forefront of musical innovation, is revolutionizing the way music is created both now and in the future. As a creative writer-producer, his influence spans across video and music production, mastering a diverse spectrum of genres with an unwavering passion and a unique flair. His approach to music production blends cutting-edge technology with timeless storytelling, setting new benchmarks in the industry.

In today's rapidly evolving music scene, Dank is pioneering methods that integrate immersive audio technologies and interactive platforms, crafting experiences that transcend traditional listening. His forward-thinking strategies involve diving deep into the fusion of digital and analog techniques, ensuring his creations resonate with audiences on a global scale. Dank's studio has become a hub of innovation, where virtual reality concerts and holographic performances are becoming the norm, offering glimpses into the future of live music.

Looking ahead, Dank envisions a world where music creation is further democratized, allowing artists from every corner of the globe to collaborate in real-time, without the barriers of distance or language. He is deeply involved in developing platforms that enable this seamless integration, fostering a global community of creators who can share, innovate, and produce music that reflects a mosaic of cultures and influences.

Dank's trailblazing work is setting the stage for a new era of music production, where the focus is on expanding the creative potential of artists through innovative sound design, novel rhythms, and unique collaborations. This approach is crafting a future where music is more personalized, accessible, and expressive than ever before.

Beyond his technical contributions, Dank is a visionary advocating for the role of music as a catalyst for change, inspiring a movement towards more sustainable practices within the industry. From eco-friendly tours to digital concerts that reduce carbon footprints, he is at the forefront of creating a more responsible music ecosystem.

In essence, Dank Stankum is not just creating music for the future; he is redefining the entire landscape of music production and consumption. His pioneering efforts are carving paths for upcoming generations, ensuring that the future of music is vibrant, inclusive, and boundlessly creative.

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