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🎸💨 "Who Keeps Farting at the DMV?" is a hilariously irreverent song that taps into the universal dread and discomfort of waiting in line at the Department of Motor Vehicles, mixed with a comedic mystery of unexpected scents. With a catchy chorus and laugh-out-loud lyrics, this track turns a mundane, frustrating experience into a comedy of errors and odors.

The song starts with a relatable scenario: long lines, ticking clocks, and growing impatience, setting the stage for the comedic twist. As the guitar solo gives way to vivid descriptions of the surroundings, the tension escalates not just from the wait but from an array of pungent aromas filling the air. Each verse introduces more laughable guesses about the culinary culprits, from "boiled eggs and old broccoli" to "tuna hotdog casserole covered in chili mac."

Perfect for sharing a laugh with friends or lightening up any dreary day, "Who Keeps Farting at the DMV?" combines witty observations with a folk-rock vibe to deliver entertainment that smells... questionable. Whether you're in line at the DMV or stuck in traffic, this song is sure to bring a smile and a nose wrinkle.

Crank up "Who Keeps Farting at the DMV?" at your next party or play it during a drive to ensure even the most mundane moments are filled with giggles and groans. Let this humorous track remind you that sometimes, you just have to laugh to keep from crying—or holding your nose. 🎶🤣

At The DMV

"Das Supermarkt-Ballett" by Chris Klang is a whimsical and humorous song that brings the everyday chaos of grocery shopping to life through the playful lens of vocal ensemble harmonies. Styled as a nod to the golden era of entertainment music from the 1920s and 1930s, the song blends early jazz-inspired arrangements with Chanson flair. Its upbeat verses, lively interludes, and catchy chorus create a theatrical atmosphere, capturing the comedic mishaps of navigating crowded aisles, searching for misplaced items, and enduring long checkout lines. With its charming wit and vibrant energy, the song offers a delightful escape into a melodic supermarket adventure.




[Das Supermarkt-Ballett]
Ich schiebe den Wagen, so elegant,
Im Supermarkt, wird die Zeit verbrannt.
Die Brot Theke lockt mit frischem Duft,
Doch wo ist der Verkäufer, wo ist der Schuft?
Ein Blick in den Korb – nur Luft und Raum,
Das frische Brot bleibt nur ein Traum.
Ich nehm' ein Brötchen, das halb zerquetscht,
Mein Einkaufsstart ist nicht wirklich perfekt.

Oh Supermarkt, du bunte Welt,
Wo mir das Chaos so gut gefällt.
Ein Tanz durch Regale, so wunderbar,
Doch am Ende ist der Wagen leer, na klar!

Die Milch hier, den Zucker dort hinten,
Doch wo soll ich die Oliven finden?
Der Senf ist jetzt beim Sockenregal,
Ich frag mich nur: „Ist das normal?“
Ein Blick in die Gänge, ich such und such,
Ein wahrer Einkauf wird hier schnell zum Fluch.
Der Wagen quietscht und wendet schwer,
Und wo ich steh, da geht keiner mehr.

Oh Supermarkt, du bunte Welt,
Wo mir das Chaos so gut gefällt.
Ein Tanz durch Regale, so wunderbar,
Doch am Ende ist der Wagen leer, na klar!

Die Wursttheke naht, ein Glanz auf dem Speck,
Die Käseauswahl? Verführerisch perfekt!
Doch die Dame vor mir, sie zögert sehr lang,
„Sind das auch wirklich 50 Gramm?“
Der Metzger, geduldig, zählt jede Scheib’,
Ich frage mich: „Der hat wohl Zeit?“
Am Ende nehm’ ich, was übrigbleibt,
Und denke mir nur: „Nie wieder heut!“

Oh Supermarkt, du bunte Welt,
Wo mir das Chaos so gut gefällt.
Ein Tanz durch Regale, so wunderbar,
Doch am Ende ist der Wagen leer, na klar!

Die Kasse ruft, das Ende ist nah,
Doch es dauert noch, das ist wohl wahr.
„Karte oder Bar?“ – die Frage ertönt,
Und die Schlange dahinter leise stöhnt.
Ich zahle, ich packe, und denke dann still:
„Vielleicht ist es beim nächsten Mal wieder gechillt!“

Der Einkauf vollbracht, ich rolle hinaus,
Der Wagen quietscht, die Sonne schaut raus.
Mit Tüten bepackt, ein Held ganz allein,
„Nie wieder samstags! Das soll mein Motto sein.“

Laut, Frei, Gemeinsam

Das Supermarkt-Ballett

Step into a world of whimsy and oddity with this quirky, slow-paced track! Featuring playful woodwinds, amusing percussion, and a sprinkle of humor, this piece paints a picture of delightful awkwardness. Perfect for scenes that need a touch of the strange, wacky, and wonderfully unexpected. Let the whimsical sounds take you on a peculiar journey!

Silly Vibes

Strange and Wacky

Strange And Wacky

"Closing Time" is a raucous and witty comic opera track that perfectly captures the universal chaos of a pub's final call. With jaunty rhythms and sharp, humor-laden lyrics, this piece takes listeners on a boozy journey from the last hurried sips of beer to the kebab-laden stumble home.

The playful verses weave a tapestry of late-night camaraderie, complete with impatient landlords, questionable food choices, and the eternal quest for "just one more." From the absurd stampede out the door to the greasy glow of Stavros' kebab shop, every detail is drenched in comedic flair and relatable antics.

Beneath the hilarity lies a nod to the bittersweet ritual of nights spent chasing fleeting joy, ending with the promise of tomorrow's inevitable repeat. Lighthearted yet grounded, "Closing Time" is a delightful blend of operatic whimsy and pub culture hilarity, making it a track to sing (or shout) along to with a pint in hand. Cheers! 🍻

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Closing Time

Closing Time - Feat: Emily Arden

Quirky Espionage sneaks through the shadows with a smirk. Brass stabs, sneaky guitar lines, and light, tiptoeing percussion come together in a playful blend of spy parody and cartoon mischief. It's the soundtrack for a bumbling secret agent or a comedic caper gone slightly wrong - perfect for animation, comedy, or offbeat spy scenes.

Fun or No

Quirky Espionage

Веселая и ироничная песня о деревне Омговичи в Слуцком районе Минской области. Несмотря на слова «Нічога няма», тут есть всё, что нужно для настоящей деревенской жизни: трактор, сеновал, магазин, коровник.
Песня наполнена юмором, колоритными образами и праздничным настроением, которое заставит улыбнуться и вспомнить простые радости жизни в деревне. От Камчатки до Памира — Омговичи действительно могут претендовать на звание столицы мира и колыбели цивилизации!
Текст и музыка создавались с любовью к местным традициям и с долей юмора, чтобы поднять настроение и подарить немного деревенского тепла слушателям.

[Verse 1]
В Слуцком есть районе, братцы,
Деревенька хоть куда.
Трактор мчит, чтоб не слоняться,
В магазине есть еда.
Есть коровник прямо с краю,
Школа тоже не пустует.
Я другого и не знаю,
Где народ вот так жирует!

[Chorus]
Говорят: «Нічога няма!»,
Но мы знаем, старина:
От Камчатки до Памира
Омговичи — столица мира!

[Verse 2]
Летом жарко — сенокосы,
А потом на сеновал.
Все решаются вопросы,
Кто бы где не ночевал. 
Над Тараны улицей кружатся,
Нагоняя лёгкий страх,
Паўлюковы, Шэршні наши —
Главный бренд на всех полях!

[Chorus]
Говорят: «Нічога няма!»,
Но мы знаем, старина:
От Камчатки до Памира
Омговичи — столица мира!

[Verse 3]
Мудрость есть у нас в народе,
В ней простой и ясный свет:
Как свиней кормить — никто не хочет,
А как сало есть — запрета нет!
Все толпой бегут, наберут торбы,
И назад скорее, по домам!
Тут у нас свои законы, да!
Ха-ха-ха, и по сто грамм!

[Chorus]
Говорят: «Нічога няма!»,
Но мы знаем, старина:
От Камчатки до Памира
Омгови чи — столица мира!

[Verse 4]
Блещет водохранилище гладью,
И второе есть — про запас!
Это Родина наша, знайте,
Лучший глобуса каркас!
Пусть не верят скептики в это,
Но мы скажем без затей:
Омгови чи — колыбель планеты,
Всей цивилизации, ей-ей!

[Outro]
Омговичи!
Столица мира!
Ха!

Омговичи — столица мира!

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Dank Stankum, at the forefront of musical innovation, is revolutionizing the way music is created both now and in the future. As a creative writer-producer, his influence spans across video and music production, mastering a diverse spectrum of genres with an unwavering passion and a unique flair. His approach to music production blends cutting-edge technology with timeless storytelling, setting new benchmarks in the industry.

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Das Projekt KIRox startete im Juni 2024. Hier werden Songs mit KI (AI) erstellt. Die Textideen und -nachbearbeitung sind von mir selbst, und werden meist über ChatGPT erstellt. Die Songs werden anschließend über die Plattform von Suno.com generiert.

The KIRox project launched in June 2024. It creates songs using AI. I provide the lyrics and post-production, mostly via ChatGPT. The songs are then generated via the Suno.com platform.

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