What I imagine the background acoustic music would sound like if I was a cowboy doing cowboy things in cowboy times.

1. Waking Up At Dawn And Sipping Coffee Until It’s Time To Ride My Horse Around And Wrangle Cattle; Then I Do It

2. Sitting At A Campfire With A Flask Of Whiskey And A Can Of Beans Looking Up At The Clear Starry Night Thinking About Spanish Women

3. Taking A Long Walk In The Woods By My Ranch With My Best Friend Who Is A 5 Year Old Mutt I Found On The Streets Of Laredo
4. Chasing After A Stagecoach Carrying A Spanish Woman I Met At A Saloon And Her Disapproving Father

5. Thinking That I, A Cowboy, Thought Of This Melody And Play It For The Spanish Woman Whom I Stole From Her Father (but She Consented Because He Was An Asshole)

Chasing after a stagecoach carrying a Spanish woman I met at a saloon and her disapproving father

Dave plays banjo and whatever other trash he can find.

Chasing after a stagecoach carrying a Spanish woman I met at a saloon and her disapproving father

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