This track is from the Sursiks' 2006 release "I didn't know i was singing". It's an album of musical arrangements of real phone messages.
"What Kelly, did you slash your own tires because you were there at the bar with another man, and you were afraid we'd tell your husband?
We left, we got a ride home.....so,
You're gonna be screwin' yourself, slashin' your own tires.
There'll be a lie detector test bein' made. 
It's all in progress.
'Cause we aint gettin' in trouble for somethin' we didn't do.
Bye!"

Slashin' Your Own Tires (The Sursiks 2006)

Hi, my name is David Minnick. I write and record a lot of different sorts of music for free and/or for money. Mostly, I like to make music that makes me laugh. I've been writing and recording music since 1980 (when I was 13). I've put out recordings under the names: The Sursiks, Oven Mitt Johnson, The 180 Gs and Zermos. I was the guitarist/primary songwriter for the Detroit ska band Gangster Fun from 1987-2000. I've written for short films, video games, TV ads, but I teach for a steady income.


Slashin' Your Own Tires (The Sursiks 2006)

david minnick