Conflicted

[verse]
Flashing tits, and we 
Got a hysterectomy. 
So we could be safe.

[Verse]
You went along with me. 
We both loved the company. 
But wanted nothing more than sex. 

[Pre-Chorus]
Didn't they tell us it's rude to stare?
Didn't you flash your double F's there?
Haven't you experienced that cock you've got in mind? Ooh, 
Didn't it all seem new and exciting?
I felt your spunk deep inside me. 
I should have taken a pregnancy test that night. 

[Chorus]
We found shag me land. 
You and I got lost in it. 
And we pretended we could shag forever (eh, eh).
We found shag me land. 
You and I got lost in it. 
And it was 12 inches and tasted even better (eh, eh).
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land

[Verse]
So we went on our way. 
Too horny to think straight. 
Just us both, or so we thought. 

[Verse]
There were fuckers talking. 
And wankers screaming. 
Trying to sabotage our fate, oh

[Chorus]
We found shag me land. 
You and I got lost in it. 
And we pretended we could shag forever (eh, eh).
We found shag me land. 
You and I got lost in it. 
And it was 12 inches and tasted even better (eh, eh).
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land

[Bridge]
I reached for your cock, but you were gone. 
I knew I had to go back home. 

[Bridge]
You searched the world for something else. 
To make you feel the sex we had. 
And in the end, in shag me land
We both went mad. 

Oh,

[Chorus]
We found shag me land. 
You and I got lost in it. 
And we pretended we could shag forever (eh, eh).
We found shag me land. 
You and I got lost in it. 
And it was 12 inches and tasted even better (eh, eh).
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land



Shag Me Land feat. AISam

[verse]
in a skip with my knickers off 
what the hell happened last night? (last night)
sun is out but to be for real I ain't feeling the vibe (the vibe)

[verse]
why can't i just stay off the drink? i'm feeling like i'm in need of a shrink
regrettably, i look like a junkie who fucking stinks 

[chorus]
i'm twenty nine and i still love vodka 
two drinks in and i'm asking for your cocka 
i know i'm getting too old for this shit 
cause i'm waking up each sunday in a pile of piss 
pile of piss 
looking like shit 

[verse]
it's wednesday and i'm still for the bin (for the bin)
i tried to get admitted to hospital but they ain't letting me in (me in)

[verse]
why can't i stay sober?
how can i get a hold of a revolver?
cause i'm still drinking and i'm still shitting out my blood 

[chorus]
i'm twenty nine and i still love vodka (vodka)
two drinks in and i'm asking for your cocka (cocka)
i know i'm getting too old for this shit 
cause i'm waking up each sunday in a pile of piss 
pile of piss 
looking like shit 

[bridge]
if it's the nurse go on and let them take me away 
i'm too far gone to phuc king stay 
let them take me away 
take me away 
take me away 
take me away 

Pile of Piss


[verse]
i see the way you be glancing at me 
hold your breath, i got loads of places to be 
it's like i find you attractive but you ain't for me
its just the way you flip your hair and your two front teeth 

[verse]
i get that you think i'm being mean 
but come on bitch, we all like a bit of honesty 
change up your hair, go to the dentist and then we'll see 
maybe you'll be the one on top of me 

[chorus]
you got me 
so conflicted 
these decisions on me 
i'm getting paralytic cos i love a good drink 

so conflicted 
i need a line of coke 
and something good to smoke 
so conflicted 
you got me 
so conflicted 

[verse]
waiting on the 57a
then you rock up wearing something that makes you look gay (look gay)
you're asking me if i'll give you a chance 
going out for drinks and then a good dance 
but i'm sorry, you are just not that man 
who can make me fall deep and into your hands

[verse]
 i get that you think i'm being mean 
but come on bitch, have we seen those phuc king jeans 
change those clothes and get some therapy 
and maybe one day, you'll be coming inside me

 [chorus]
you got me (got me)
so conflicted (conflicted)
these decisions on me (me)
i'm getting paralytic cos i love a good drink 

so conflicted (conflicted)
i need a line of coke 
and something good to smoke 
so conflicted (conflicted)
you got me 
so conflicted (conflicted)

[bridge]
i'm conflicted 
you got me conflicted 
i'm conflicted 
you got me conflicted 
i'm conflicted 
you got me conflicted 
i'm conflicted 
you got me conflicted

[chorus]
you got me (got me)
so conflicted (conflicted)
these decisions on me (me)
i'm getting paralytic cos i love a good drink

you got me (got me)
so conflicted (conflicted)
these decisions on me (me)
i'm getting paralytic cos i love a good drink

so conflicted (conflicted)
i need a line of coke 
and something good to smoke 
so conflicted (conflicted)
you got me 
so conflicted (conflicted)


[verse]
waking up feeling like i've shat out a ton of bricks 
eyes are red shot and my head is in a painful stitch
i look to my left and i see men who are playing with my klit
and then i look to my right and come across a pregnancy stick 

[pre-chorus]
the club turns me into a dog on heat 
phuc the drinks when i'm here sucking on his meat 
on the floor i'll be demonstrating 
my thirst for penetration 

[chorus]
the club turns me into a dog on heat (dog on heat)
phuc the drinks when i'm here sucking on his meat (sucking it)
on the floor i'll be demonstrating 
my thirst for penetration 
my thirst for penetration 
my thirst for penetration 

[verse]
at the bar and my pussi is biting on my leg
wrote a note asking this hunk if he wants some head 
i need to score right away before this club gets dead 
and if i don't get any then i'll be calling the feds

[chorus]
the club turns me into a dog on heat (dog on heat)
phuc the drinks when i'm here sucking on his meat (sucking it)
on the floor i'll be demonstrating 
my thirst for penetration 
my thirst for penetration 
my thirst for penetration 

[bridge] 
phuc the drinks 
my head is feeling like mince 
phuc that man 
i'll have to resort to my other plan 


Penetration

[verse]
me and my husband, we had it made 
he was always working while i was in the kitchen with a dinner plate 
we talked about babies, even came up with names 
how phuc king dare you leave me in this fragile state 

[verse]
i decided to go on a business trip 
trying to make some extra cash to afford all of this shit 
i came back a day early to surprise the prick 
but he was already slurping on this faggots dic 

[chorus]
my husband turned out to be gay 
why didn't he tell me this when he phuc king married me?
i'm crawling at the seams while he's living it up in a limousine
with some dickhead who dresses up as a phuc king queen 
my husband is gay 
he is gay 
he doesn't like pussay 
cause he is phuc king gay 

[verse]
now i spend my days 
trying to figure out how to claim back my throne 
it just so happens that the man i loved the most 
turned out to be a bender who likes it up his dirt hose 

[verse]
and if he ever came back and told me it was all mistake 
i'd tell him to take his gay riddled asse and get the phuc out my way 

[chorus]
cause my husband turned out to be gay (oh)
why didn't he tell me this when he phuc king married me? (oh)
i'm crawling at the seams while he's living it up in a limousine (oh)
with some dickhead who dresses up as a phuc king queen (oh)
my husband is gay 
he is gay 
he doesn't like pussay 
cause he is phuc king gay 

Me and My Husband


[verse]
i done seen the text that you sent when you forgot your phone 
telling some bitch that she has to wait til' i'm not home 
i'll be waiting there to give her back her ugly thong 
and you'll be on your knees pleading to me i got it wrong 

[verse]
don't you look at me like that, you are mediocre 
i'm sitting here wondering how we ever made it this far 

[chorus]
i never had to be the one (uh)
we didn't have to be in love (oh)
you could've left, sneaked out the back door 
and i'll confess, i even left it open 
i didn't want to be the one (uh)
oh, i didn't want to be the one (uh)

[verse]
you always had a go at me for dressing down (oh)
all while pleasing some rancid cow (oh)
i guess everything works out 
cos look who's homeless now 
and she's gonna ditch ya cos she only likes to play with toys that have their tag intact 

[verse]
don't you look at me like that, you are mediocre 
i'm sitting here wondering how we ever made it this far

[chorus]
i never had to be the one (uh)
we didn't have to be in love (oh)
you could've left, sneaked out the back door 
and i'll confess, i even left it open 
i never had to be the one (the one)
we didn't have to be in love (in love)
you could've left, sneaked out the back door 
and i'll confess, i even left it open 
i didn't want to be the one (uh)
oh, i didn't want to be the one (uh)

[verse]
i hope you're happy now you got your prize 
a dinner lady dressed up in disguise 
she done played you like 3 4 5 
and i'm glad to say that i'll 100% survive 

[chorus]
i never had to be the one (the one)
we didn't have to be in love (in love)
you could've left, sneaked out the back door 
and i'll confess, i even left it open 
i didn't want to be the one (uh)
oh, i didn't want to be the one (uh)



The One

[verse]
i've seen those slappers you've been dancing with
i've heard those rumours bout' you and tiff 
it's funny that you think i'm thick 
one word from me and you're on a stick 

[pre-chorus]
i'm getting all dressed up tonight 
deceit and revenge be on my mind 
and i see your daddy is in sight 
it's me he's phuc king with bye-bye 

[chorus]
i'm getting all dressed up tonight 
deceit and revenge be on my mind 
and i see your daddy is in sight 
it's me he's phuc king with bye-bye (bye-bye)
bye-bye 
bye-bye 
bye-bye

[verse]
heaven only knows why i fell for you 
you're not even an 8 you're a phuc king 2
and everybody asking me if we're through 
and i just be telling them it's upto you 

[verse]
cause if i can't have you (can't have you)
then i'll go for your dad 
and if you wanna cheat 
then it'll be me sucking your brother's meat 

[pre-chorus]
i'm getting all dressed up tonight 
deceit and revenge be on my mind 
and i see your brother is in sight 
it's me he's phuc king with bye-bye

[chorus]
i'm getting all dressed up tonight (tonight)
deceit and revenge be on my mind (my mind)
and i see your brother is in sight (sight)
it's me he's phuc king with bye-bye (bye-bye)
bye-bye 
bye-bye 
bye-bye

[verse]
me with your bro; legs up in the air 
and you just so happened to barge in there 
calling me a slapper like i would care 
it's you who's been phuc king around with that thinning hair 

[verse]
nobody wants your shrimp dic 
it wasn't even big enough to fit between my tits 
please just go home i'm getting sick of this 
it's none of your business who i'm phuc king with 

[chorus]
i'm getting all dressed up tonight (tonight)
deceit and revenge be on my mind (my mind)
and i see your brother is in sight (sight)
it's me he's phuc king with bye-bye (bye-bye)
bye-bye 
bye-bye 
bye-bye

Bye Bye

[verse]
it's midnight 
the party's on, you're waiting outside 
taxi ride 
down the m25, i'm feeling so alive 
twenty-two
 is how many drinks i've had before i met you 

[verse]
i know you've got a girl at home 
and she's sitting there all alone 
but obviously it's me you wanna bone 

[chorus]
you got that bottle of vodka tucked in your shirt 
and i've got that bag of ket underneath my skirt 
we ain't at the club yet and you're saying i'm hot 
well what can i say? it's true 
my body counts five hundred and two

[verse]
here it goes
i'm dancing away and you're tryna take off my clothes 
fifty shots 
that's how many i think i'll need til i'm off my rocks 

[verse]
i know you've got a girl at home 
and she's sitting there all alone 
but obviously it's me you wanna bone 

[chorus]
you got that bottle of vodka tucked in your shirt 
and i've got that bag of ket underneath my skirt 
we ain't at the club yet and you're saying i'm hot 
well what can i say? it's true 
my body counts five hundred and two
five hundred and two 
five hundred and two 
fiver hundred and two

[bridge]
i know you've got a girl at home 
and she's sitting there all alone 
but obviously it's me you wanna bone 

[chorus]
you got that bottle of vodka tucked in your shirt (shirt) 
and i've got that bag of ket underneath my skirt (skirt)
we ain't at the club yet and you're saying i'm hot 
well what can i say? it's true 
my body counts five hundred and two (five hundred and two)


[chorus]
i'm spewing blood i need a taxi home 
where the phuc is my keys and phone 
guys following me cause they know i'm alone 
well i guess i'll show them my 8 inch throne 

[verse]
things in the club they got heavy tonight 
was dancing away no wankers in sight 
until this man he pulled me aside 
and was demanding me for a fight 

[verse]
they don't like it when i show them my cok 
in their heads they thought i was not 
a man dancing and dancing til' they drop 

[chorus]
i'm spewing blood i need a taxi home 
where the fuck is my keys and phone 
guys following me cause they know i'm alone 
well i guess i'll show them my 8 inch throne

[verse]
it's so delicious when they wanna taste 
i'm so ambiguous how i make them wait 
until they ask to bend over (oh)
and then see i've boner (uh)

[chorus]
i'm spewing blood i need a taxi home (uh)
where the phuc is my keys and phone (oh yes)
guys following me cause they know i'm alone (naughty)
well i guess i'll show them my 8 inch cock (throne)



8 Inch Throne

[verse]
you're texting me on a tuesday night 
saying that you've finally went and booked my flight 
i'm excited to meet ya 
won't be long fore' i see ya 
then we'll pop out for dinna 

[pre-chorus]
playin' with my tunnel 
let me wipe it with a flannel 
tell me why i'm seeing double?
oh my, it's the size of a shuttle 

[chorus]
you, you know i've been waiting 
for a little naughty invitation 
my body's longing for some stimulation 
i'm glad you've got a lil' intuition 
tonight we won't be stopping at the kitchen 
i thank you for your naughty invitation 
naughty invitation 

[verse 2]
your phone keeps beeping while we're tryna phuc 
put it on silent, this pussi is worth more than your scelet (your scelet)
cause you, you know it's true 
you're punching and we've got alot to do 
so get your tongue out and put it to work 
i ain't gonna stay here if you're gon act like a mutt 

[pre-chorus]
playin' with my tunnel 
let me wipe it with a flannel 
oh my, it's the size of a shuttle

[chorus]
you, you know i've been waiting 
for a little naughty invitation 
my body's longing for some stimulation 
i'm glad you've got a lil' intuition 
tonight we won't be stopping at the kitchen 
kitchen 



Naughty Invitation

[verse]
it's the big day 
it's the 23rd of may 
am i allowed to say?
that you're phuc king the wrong maid 

[verse]
she is a phuc king tart 
who likes it up the fart 
cause her fanny is so dark 
honestly, you both need time apart 

[chorus]
the wedding bells are ringing 
and everybody's singing 
while i'm over here thinking 
i'm in need of a good dicking 
a good dicking 
a good dicking 
a good dicking 

[verse]
i can't be there to witness it 
the moment when you kiss her lips 
when mine are clearly the shit 
when you gonna wake up and dump the bitch?

[verse]
you are only getting married 
cause she's trapped you with babies 
we shouldn't act too hasty 
but we both know you're the one for me

[verse]
she is a phuc king tart 
who likes it up the fart 
cause her fanny is so dark 
honestly, you both need time apart 

[chorus]
the wedding bells are ringing (ringing)
and everybody's singing (singing)
while i'm over here thinking (oh)
i'm in need of a good dicking 
a good dicking 
a good dicking 
a good dicking 

[bridge]
she is a phuc king tart 
who likes it up the fart 
cause her fanny phuc king stinks 
honestly, she needs a shrink 

[chorus]
the wedding bells are ringing 
and everybody's singing
while i'm over here thinking 
i'm in need of a good dicking
a good dicking (dicking)
a good dicking (dicking)
a good dicking (dicking)




Wedding Bells

[verse]
i'm standing on the street corner waiting for some customers 
i've been here since twelve o'clock but no one is asking for these tits 
i gotta get myself some money before i go hungry and stink 
where the phuc is everybody? it's saturday night and they're pissed 

[pre-chorus]
i need some dollar
for sucking your cocka
don't be telling me that it's ova
when i can see your big bona

[chorus]
i need some dollar (dollar, dollar)
i need some dollar (dollar, dollar)
come on give me some dollar (dollar, dollar)
i can see your bona (bona, bona)
let me bash it on my uvula (uvula, uvula)

[verse]
i'm sitting on the bus trying to flash my double f's 
we're heading down south to the dirtiest, roughest place 
if i can't get drunks then junkies will have to do 
i've got this picture in my head of a massive big queue 

[pre-chorus]
i need some dollar
for sucking your cocka
don't be telling me that it's ova
when i can see your big bona

[chorus]
i need some dollar (dollar, dollar)
for sucking your cocka (cocka, cocka)
come on give me some dollar (dollar, dollar)
i can see your bona (bona, bona)
let me bash it on my uvula (uvula, uvula)


Dollar

[Chorus]
I'm twenty nine and I still love vodka
I'm waking up in skips and running out of dollar 
Why can't I stay sober?
Someone give me a fucking revolver 

[verse]
It's my friends wedding and he thinks he's marrying the one 
Wedding bells are chiming and they're all soaking up the sun 

[Verse]
Tell me why I'm so conflicted?
I thought you wanted to suck on my tits?
I can see that it's bye bye for us then 

[Chorus]
I'm twenty nine and I still love vodka
I'm waking up in skips and running out of dollar 
Why can't I stay sober?
Someone give me a fucking revolver 

[Verse]
So It's off to shag me land I will go 
Five hundred and two drinks doesn't fill up this hole 
My eight inch throne found itself lost at the pier
No more naughty invitations for me I'll be staying right here 

[Chorus]
I'm twenty nine and I still love vodka
I'm waking up in skips and running out of dollar 
Why can't I stay sober?
Someone give me a fucking revolver 

[Outro]
I bet his wife his screeching "look at me and my husband"
All while I'm here longing for some good penetration



Conflicted

AIRose