this was actually better than I expected, still could use work though

It's the return of my personal rap battles with the most anticipated matchup yet. Alphys, anime nerd and Royal Scientist from Undertale, goes toe to toe with none other than self-proclaimed Lord Francis himself, the chameleon nerd and secondary antagonist from Super Paper Mario... but are they alone?

Lyrics : (rap meanings HERE : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G0svv7OY3UctOHS9Mzw7_-x8vG9zsJZXzIdY39ZZoUk/edit?usp=sharing )

Francis :

Past the Barrier there’s threads with all kinds of complaints
About your self destructing traps' pathetic displays
So I actually came, the elephant in the room
Is that you won't catch a Mew-Mew anytime soon!

I get one account to flood the comments on your videos
for every annoying Undertale fan spamming my own!
You totally stole my Hearts and OST's SOUL
To mash it all into a game so low technical !

The monsters want freedom, you’ve got selfish motivations
that nobody followed ! You even built a companion
who ditched you ! And by the time the other problems ended,
despite invasive attempts you’re totally unfriended! 

Alphys :

LOL… your whole verse made me s-snory,
Y-You're such a transparent part in history !
This one-dimensional guy’s clearly not his game’s pride,
The turning point to reach your series’ flop side!

When a b-blooper was your world’s b-best encounter,
Then your level, game, sequels were developed by interns!
Don’t try against the IT UT MTT MC 
Usually P-Paci but you’ll RIP like the beat when this OG --- ugh

Francis :

Wait you're a GIRL?! You’re a crap tier hot babe
Even when trying you would break my dating game!
I’ll pick apart your whole game with just a slip of the tongue
I think binary… nerrr…  I always choose number one !

Maybe ask Undyne to help you work on those charms
Muscles don't come from the bottom of the arms !
But I'll save this progress cause for once you worked hard
Made sure your determined mashups didn't melt our hearts!

Alphys :

In the shades I’m fixing the past, building the future,
You’re a slaver profiting off Tippi’s misfortune,
with your sole claim to fame printed on your clothes,
While I’m knowledgeable, yes! I'm an ace at Game Shows!

YES DARLING ! Is anime real ? Well,
I did create an authentic Ghost in the Shell! 
You’re passively consuming your better ascendant’s legacy!
Truly gone dusty and that’s, heh, really sad to see!

I’ll call Bleck - your world’s void doesn't need growing
Your doomsday device is ready when Francium starts flowing!
Vanish for a rematch ! I’ll track you down by the smell,
So Sorry… Compared to you HE’s written so well! (Kill ‘em!) 

Now, I’d never say you’re fit for royal scientist at all
But it should have been you contemplating the abyss in Waterfall...

(after the beat)

Alphys/Francis : Showed him!/her!

*they walk away from their respective computers, silently*

Cast :

WafflesDaPancake as Francis
UnamusedDetective as Alphys
LottiesaurusVA as Undyne (cameo)
Mancha as Mettaton (cameo)

Written by Yobar

Alphys vs Francis

Alphys vs Francis - Bar Fight #2

But this time it's.....................................

































































Despacitooo bbabbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Original Battle:

SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/rbrebooted/ugandan-knuckles-vs-maki

YouTube:
youtu.be/jlPYMOx9P0U

[REMIX] Ugandan Knuckles vs Maki Nishikino  V2

PUBG - Ashtin Larold (https://soundcloud.com/ashtinlarold)
Fortnite - Steady Cam (https://soundcloud.com/thesteadycam)

Watch the video - https://www.youtube.com/edit?video_id=BDwc3XaKTW0

PUBG Vs. Fortnite Battle Royale - Rap Battle

YouTube link: Friday 10am PST.

Steady Cam as Slender Man: https://soundcloud.com/thesteadycam
The Stupendium as Baldi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zshYe6Agzk

LYRICS...

Slender man: 
I started to believe this industry can’t get more shallow
Yet Another horrid horror game makes way into my shadow

tall and pale, bald assailant teleportin’ round a map 
but instead of leaving victims dead you give their ass a slap?

Are you serious? I’m furious!    
People are really fearin’ this?
You’re a slender remake that is meant for pre-k 
that will never equate to me, period

That’s nearly it, I will sever each leg to crumble your foundation 
So step in my elementary for some real education  


Baldi:
Wow there he is, still scaring kids, Congratulations! You exist!
Figured something awful was in the mist, you’re person proving white people shouldn’t spit 

this dated shroud is not allowed In my school house, you’re flunkin’ out
for those rhymes I’ll award a shiny quarter since you’re selling out

I mean You got a movie coming now, sure that will be a smash
Based on every other gaming flick, well you can do the math 

now let’s do my favorite subject, what happens when I subtract
your head from the rest of your carcass and then split it into halves?

Now this class is in session, May I please have your attention 
Take this jump rope for suspension, hang from your neck in detention 

Your reign of fame has now ended, I’ll sweep the floor with you man
I get madder every verse you fail, get out while you can 


Slender man:
I’ve got you decoded, the pages I wrote it, 
then you went and stole it, put it in your notebooks
repackaged and sold it, to kids but you know it 
is me that you owe the, numbers that you’re growin’

I gave you your start, I’ll be your finish, You won’t make it far, now I have risen
I’ll tear out your heart and then I’m persistin’ to rip you apart, hows that for division?

I’m slender man, put you in a hospice there’s no treatment
for when i teach what’s really frightening to Mavis Beacon


I am the peak of all horror, you are just the trending fad
that is soon to die off right along with hero brine and fnaf

Baldi:
Let’s look at your results, and based on your grim grading
Then I can see why you dropped out of school slim shady

I can’t believe it, if you think that verse would make me shudder 
Than you’re twisted as your 12 years olds who go and stab each other

Slender Man vs. Baldi's Basics

Video: Friday August 10th at 10am PST

Steady Cam as Pikachu:
Samantha Sadoff as Eevee

LYRICS:

Pikachu:
Back in 1996, a spark began to glow
Bringing me to lead a series lighting screens around the globe 

I’m the mascot, Yeah I’m the face that runs the game
While you’re a other throwaway that has known to run a way 

That’s your best ability, no adaptability 
can save a bratty daft Eevee from Pika’s rap agility 

yeah I crackle all my foes when I tackle with my volts
I’m a master on my own, only high up when you’re stoned

Your a handout to the trainer buddy, I’m a real catch
Unleashing static raps to leave you frozen on the track

Eevee:
Why don’t you pass the baton to a viable mon’
That verse was a catastopika, thinking that cha really strong

This detective should deduce that he is weak and overhyped
Check your speed, I even make for a swifter electric type

I’m your natural predator, this fox devours mice 
if you try to nuzzle up to me you’ll wind up with a bite

If you zap me on the mic, my hyper voice will spit some raps
that’s gonna dominate the this mon we hate, like evoboosted stats

Pikachu:
Claim my stats are weak but just look at where I be
I am trainer Red’s lead, espeon’s is off his team

None of your evolution are effective when we fight
Your silly gimmick lost it’s magic, when you gained a fairy type

Try to take me down and you’ll be paralyzed for sure
Brick break you down and Body slam ya like a luchador

When I thunderbolt 10 milli volts are surgin’ through and through 
From the anime, to our new games, who’s really choosin you?


Eevee:
We’ve got a lot in common, we’ve progressed throughout the games
I’ve obtained more evolutions and you gained some cosplay 

Shoving you down all our throats can only do the franchise harm
I’m a refreshing face attracting gamers with my normal charm

Hey you Pikachu, I anticipate your moves
If that was your last resort than I’ve got some awful news

I am shocked with disappointment but you’ve got a good excuse
Your trainer’s too big of a dumb ash to evolve you

Pikachu vs. Eevee - Pokemon Rap Battle

I've been watching Teen Titans as of lately (not Teen Titans Go; fuck that show), and I just felt like doing a cover of the theme. 

Personally not my best singing/mixing, since I didn't spend that much time working on this, but I hope you enjoy anyways! :P

[COVER] Teen Titans Theme Song

YouTube Link: COMING FRIDAY, AUGUST 24th 10am PST

Sniper: Steady Cam
Widowmaker: Eile Monty

LYRICS:
Sniper:
A professional has standards that includes efficiency 
in the discardin’ of my targets put them out their misery 

when I am dissin’ on the beat this hitman is making the heat
While all your boring allegories put a Sydney boy to sleep 

I am an old fashion assassin you’re a cold passionless ratchet
See how slow your heart tempo is once I go squash an arachnid 

and my bow blasts unattractive widows kissing her goodbye
You’re gonna wish I was a soldier when I’ve got you in my sights


Widowmaker:
I can’t believe they got me pitted up against against somebody
With a flow’s that’s only useful when you use it for Jarate

And his sniping’s seeming sloppy so it’s gotta be apparent 
That this cocky amateur has let me down more than his parents

Oh did that one sting? If that is the case than it’s no wonder
Your HP is by far the lowest of your brothers

Machetes will not help when I behead this hunter
C'est la vie Put you back into the land down under


Sniper:
Crikey mates now feast your eyes The widow spins a web a lies 
Because her mind’s so weak and blind She had her husband sniped at night 

after the talon wiped her mind and now she finds herself a spy
But you know I tend to remind your kind to surrender your lives

I’m fortified gotta spit hard rhymes and unload on a bloke I’m a flow carbine
Till your cold heart dies do you feel alive when I load up a bullet to blow your mind?

The literal kind, after the genocide collect my profit
Won’t be trouble you’ve been pummeled by a kid rocking a gauntlet 

Widowmaker:
I find it quite surprising that you still insist on trying 
Shouldn’t need my infra sight to realize your game is dying

And yet I wouldn’t be lying if I said you make me laugh 
I’ll put you down out outback I’m quite experienced at junking rats

Try and chase me down while I am swinging from my grapple line
Outwit you then I’ll ditch you once you trip this venom mine 

It’s One shot one kill mercy killing is my brand
It’ll be more painless over all your slowly dying fans

Sniper:
I’m a hired hand you’re a bold crazy 
Bit my stuff for long enough just F O A D

And go back to ballet cause with that big ego that you got
I don’t even need scope to know your head is getting shot (BOOM!)


Widowmaker: 
Wanna keep your job? then I suggest you run and hide
Going toe to toe with me, snipers tend to lose an eye 

And keep preaching that you’re stable we all know you’re really sick
And compensating for the fact you killed your family as a kid

Sniper vs. Widowmaker - Video Game Rap Battle

Hello, everybody! Welcome to the second X Rap Battle! Today, we have two wacky bug superheroes facing off in a battle of red vs blue...Spider-Man vs the Tick!

CAST:
FynnRedKirby as Spider-Man
Titanium1208 as The Tick

WRITERS:
Jughead Jay, MetaMachine, B O R K, and Psytube

LYRICS:

Spider-Man:
Time for my Spider-verse, I sense a bugbrain out of the blue,
Ultimate, Spectacular, Amazing! Uhh...what are you?
Spidey’s swinging into action, and atop this kiddie villain
I won’t be saving this baby from my verbal burning building!

The Tick:
(Spoon!)
Peter better Park it before he battles me,
Taking me in this match would be your most Amazing Fantasy!
No more wall-crawlin’, for even without Thanos’s Gauntlet,
I’ll leave you dissolving off worse than your third installment!
Lady Destiny foresees my win, she says you spit flawed rhymes
Your small spine is no fight, I’ve more strength in my jawline!
Ladybug here ain’t Miraculous, I’ll smack this pest a-cide!
A spider makes newspapers? You’re used to causing your own demise!

Spider-Man:
I’ll spit rough on a rip-off, who kicks butt to get his kicks off,
I’d rather stare at a clock than listen to what this Tick talks!
Wisecrackin' out bars; coming in gold every match and fight,
But I think you better wear-silver with that wacky battle cry!
Revived by Prime, but no delivery? No surprise your rapping bores,
Taking on giant morons like you’s what I’m Fantastic “Four”!
A bug-theme, a slick suit, looking for crimes to fight?
Doesn’t come off as a surprise, I guess Ticks are known to bite!

The Tick:
Oh, Spidey; like your verse, much of your franchise is forgettable,
Went from chasing criminals to dancing with goblins and tentacles! 
You’ve got me Ticked off; the King’s Pinned down the win in this bout,
No More awards since your spouse went down the water spout!

Thank you for watching! Stay tuned for the next X Rap Battle!
(Shoutout to Vladimyr P.)

Spider-Man vs. The Tick - X Rap Battle #2.

garbageGothic as Gaz
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Natsuki

Natsuki:
I put the Lit in Literature when I get the Club Raven
But this new Member-ane doesn’t warrant cupcake baking
You’re a Slave to your Gaming and now you’re pushing all my buttons
So go back to blowing cartridges and quit trying to butt-in!

Gaz Membrane:
How could a malnourished girl be this full of herself?
The win is so out of your reach that you could call me top-shelf
With your baked goods more Bitter than the cruel Skool that you reside
Bloaty here’s only starved because she can’t swallow her pride

Natsuki:
You couldn’t spit up things more toxic even if you were to vomit, geez!
The only thing my Gaz-trointestines can’t stomach is your comedy
Like, honestly! Your edge would leave some bone-deep scars!
My raps revive your lifeless character like pro teen’s bars
I’ll Be a Beach your washed up show will find quite homey
Going hard on the heart-beat like Doki Doki Doki
With interaction more alien to you than your close encounters
No wonder Gazlene pollutes everything and everyone around her

Gaz Membrane:
Stressed one minute, fine the next, I am impressed with your stamina
I’m surprised you don’t write poems in iambic pentameter
*scoffs* Don’t think reviews excuse you from your awful horror use
I find Bloody GIR more frightening than your puny weea-boos
I can survive without my father, dinner once a year is plenty
I think you need some arc aid, your storyline ain’t healthy
You’re a cutesy childish author, I should call you Mother Goose
I’ll leave an MC more terrified than A Room with a Noose

Natsuki:
Ghh! Why you…

Gaz Membrane:
Too tsun, dere say?
This rap’s not suitable for those easily disturbed, i’m afraid
You’re a dating sim-pleton, and not your crush’s arche-type
All your lines are single-file, and they’re about to be wiped

Natsuki:
You’re a hack of a hacker, must’ve learned rap from Parappa
Because you copy every goth’s personality, you slacker!
Your cover is pretty awful, and I don’t judge your endeavours
But your comic shows your series should’ve just stayed shelved forever

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Kustom

Gaz vs Natsuki - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

(listen at a lower volume)

RAP BATTLE (Halloween Special)

Pennywise vs Needles Kane

Pennywise:
This flame princess makes me Crimson Fury-ous, you're just fueling my anger
Sluggishly driving your kid bait, I'd rather be brawling Joker
Frightened Flesh tastes better than your old hairy skin
Your dead franchise right now is like a full “Head On” collision
Pull out this psycho's gold tooth out, and bring an end to your insanity
You're “Lost” into obscurity, this Sweet Tooth has cavities
Have you face a deadly car crash, no one would cry or scream
You just simply get angry, by someone stealing your ice cream

Kane:
I’m back, you’d definitely know, I will end this contest
I put the Twisted in Twisted Metal, my Sweet Slam is at its best
Try again in 27 years, and you’ll still be taken down
All you are reminding me of are those 2016 clowns
You went from dressing a children’s comic to a Renaissance Duke
Counting on just jumpscares in your film, that makes me want to puke
You're just “Trash, Man”, IT’s not Pennywise to talk to strangers
How could you expect to win, if you're beaten by a Club of Losers

Pennywise:
I’ll be dancing over your grave, while I reign best box office in horror
Bringing attack with no lack of arachnophobia in my last form
I'll have you floating too, and for once, you'll have your grin off
Especially if it ends as worse as your pint-sized spin-off

Kane:
You’ve killed only 14 people, while I have killed up to thousands
Only 4th place in R-Rated earnings; so quit that clowning
I already have a flaming scalp, knowing how hard I bring the roasts
Rip away your makeup filled face, and leave you as a Laughing Ghost

Dean as Pennywise (sorry Henry)
Dean as Needles Cane

Written by Dean & Henry

sorry for my weird Penny voice

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