Light as Bytes
Skeep as Meow Skulls

Bytes:
I’m droppin’ in to take a “byte” out of this pussy
Your big brother is buff, but this bitch is just a wussy
I got that ice on me, stacking rollies ‘top of rollies
Whenever someone sees you in a lobby you get bullied
I’m fly n ghetto, you’re fake n gay. You look like a twink most every day
Make like a horse and eat hay. You’re a bitch in every way
Get ready to be taken to Tilted Towers
Your dick is floppy like wilted flowers

Meow Skulls:
You look like X, have some sex. Maybe then you won’t get wrecked
Slit yo’ neck, make you bleck. Stupid whores; 100 gecs
Go back to Chrome Punk and have him tug on your lever
“I need to do my Bytes Quests!” Said no player ever
You may be fly and ghetto, but with no amount of sass
Even Kit’s tiny little butt could kick your ass
I rock on my guitar, while no one knows who you are
Taking on Meow Skulls? You won’t get very far

Bytes:
You should shut your cat flaps, all that shit was baloney
When you come to battle Bytes you better stop being so phony
In my whip, I got drip, your nails need a little clip
Like dude you need a manicure before you kill a little kid
Shotgun is pumped up. You’re just a chump, yup
Girls love my hump, s’up. I’m not-so-grump, up
One spike to your dome and you know that’s the end, boy
I would prob’ly like you if Epic made you a femboy

Meow Skulls:
You’re a tryhard, Bytes. You gonna die hard, Bytes
‘Cuz I got the hot shotty pointed at you with the glicky
All that porn on your PC’s 70 terabytes
And you watch it all day while you stroke your chrome glizzy
You’re nya-t beating me, your rap’s a cat-astrophe
I keep it cali-cool. It’s on tab-by, no c@-ing me
It’s Meow Skulls on the mic, known to bash foes
This bitch ain’t ever gettin’ into Smash Bros.

Bytes VS Meow Skulls - Fortnite Rap Battle (FRB)

Rocket as Hulk
Geon as Deku

Hulk:
Hulk in Tilted Towers bout to get much higher
MHA Fans only want unaccompanied minor
You not my hero, you like a freaky weirdo
You got One For All? Suck Hulk balls you queero
Your class don’t scare Hulk, even if you have Momo
Hulk bored of MHA, call Hulk when they add JoJo
Hulk smash box office and get money and fame
Your series so mid that it’s in your last name

Deku:
What's wrong, Hulk? You look a little butt-hurt
Put away those man-tits and maybe put on a shirt
I saw your cousin throw it back and my shit was sprung
Next thing you know: I Detroit Smashed her Chug Jugs
You can call me Deku, and you know I’m gonna wreck you
You look like you came from Shrek 2 and your team will not avenge you
Even with all of your gamma rays you’re gonna be a goner
All Might’s strength is pulsing deep inside of me, I’ll never falter!

Hulk:
You green and puny, Hulk call you Squibo
Boku no Hero? Hulk change to Boku no Pico
Hulk fans are chads, Deku fans fuck toads
Hulk eat greens to get strong. You just eat Bakugo loads

Deku:
That was a Ruffa-low blow, but I’m in the Ferrig-know
That your comics and your shows all completely fucking blow
Your dad walked out, but not before he abused you
Wow! You’ve got a worse fatherly bond than my fans do!

Hulk:
Hulk a big strong bruiser, Deku big dumb loser
An unfortunate suicide in Deku future
Best thing in your show: Uraraka ass
She 15? MHA FANS SMASH!!!

Deku:
Quirked up for real, your dirty ass feet ain’t betta
I’m gonna leave your balls even stickier than Mineta’s
My last line will 100% make you sad
You aren’t even all that funny when you get mad

Hulk VS Deku - Fortnite Rap Battles (FRB)

Happy 10 Years of ERBParodies!

Mr. Jay as Cole Phelps
Nathan Provost as Vault Boy

Lyrics:
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
VAULT BOY
VS
COLE PHELPS
BEGIN

Cole Phelps:
Hello Vault Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass
I solve a lot of cases with this magnifying glass
Your stupid little takedowns really make me wanna shout
I will use my gun, shoot you up, watch your guts Fallout
You're hated by everyone, you got shot in the face
You're such a little bitch, no wonder daddy ran away
My name is Cole Phelps, hoe, I'm from L.A. Noire
You look 6? 10? 12? Tell us how old you are
You're such a dumbass, you can reach through that window
To unlock the door, but instead you use a lock pick and a cord
Ouch, ouch, hear that burn? Ain't that a kick in the head?
No holes in the boat, eat irradiated bread!
You let those stupid casino guys take your guns?
They probably heard about what you did to Megaton
You're a vilified villain, Imma take you in
Have you freakin' question by my partner Herschel Biggs

Vault Boy:
My name is Vault Boy and I am a Swift Learner
Your games are a little repetitive, chasing every damn burglar
That game L.A. Noire is a Bloody Mess
I can run away them burglars with my Terrifying presence
I am called Lord Death, I'm a real lady killer
Maybe some intense training will help you swim through the sewers
I'm a rad child, you're just a stupid piece of shit
I solve cases on terminals cuz I'm a Computer Whiz
All my companions make everything easy
And guess what, none of them hate me
I gotta strong back, I carry all of my junk
It's such a shame that you leave your pistol in the trunk
Nuka Cola, Sarsaparilla, drinking Victory
Between you and me, you're always crashing in a tree
I will smack you in the face with my paralyzing palm
Stop screaming at the suspects and please remain calm

Cole Phelps:
Listen here little boy, shall I Truth, Doubt or Lie?
You woke up in a ditch with a bullet surprise
Doing what I do makes me cha-ching
I know where things are when I hear *ding ding*

Vault Boy:
Oh please, you got washed out your ass
My currency is decent cause I have some bottle caps
I have Nerves of Steel, you made Roy Earl a deal
You'd blow his head off for dissing your friend, well guess what, I did, now go squeal

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps

Chaotic Rap Battles as Billy Butcher
Dr. Dee as The Punisher

Written by: WoodenHornets, MultiSuperVids, and Dr. Dee

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIEEEES
WILLIAM BUTCHER
VS
THE PUNISHERRRR
BEGIN

William Butcher:
Oi knucklefuck, in gun-nuts I don’t indulge
Step up you’ll get my crowbar to your spandex bulge
You're a little Disney damsel, all pampered and whiney
Fackin hell bitch, grow up, god dammit, blimey
We have satirical wisdom, our self awareness is hashtag lit
Think I care what you say man? Well I don’t give a Punishit
From the 2004 film to your series, your career has gone to shits
I don’t know what fucked you over more, Jigsaw or Netflix

The Punisher:
So these are The Boys? HA! More like The Croods! 
You’re weak, not strong, I’ll kick your ass dude
I’ll be Mr. Steal your Girl, think I give a fuck, sir?
Just like my name sake, you know I’m boutta punish her
Why call yourselves The Boys, I count one girl on your team
Do I sense bias here? Maybe a hint of misogyny?
I'll pistol whip your pisshole til it's like Termite in your meat
You'll put the die in diabolical when I CLEAN YOU OFF THE STREETS

William Butcher:
You’ve barely had any sex yet, you’re a nasty Marvel shart
Just mad that this little cunt hasn’t used his cum pound V card
Your legacy is a bunch of cops causing mayhem disaster
Say it with me now ya cheeky cunts

The Boys:
BLACK LIVES MATTER

William Butcher:
You’re a fairy prick plagiarist, ripping tricks from Executioner 
With an egg head resembling a mix of pricks like me and Lex Luthor
And to get outsmarted by a blind guy, you’re a real fucking wanker
Now, remember what I told ya. You’re no Punisher, you’re Marvel’s canker.

The Punisher:
Your little wife got sliced and this cunts all in a strife
Now Ryan wants you dying, that’s two Deep cuts in your life
I’m sensing basic hypocrisy spitting from this hairy bum
If you hate supes so much, why’d ya down the super serum?
I’ve sent shivers down heroes and villains’ spines, you ain’t shit
Leave you and your goonies drooling from my 12 inch… clip
Swear at the world all you want ‘bout how I'm a bastard maker of dead
But it didn't need to be my bullet painting your brothers bed red

WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
YOU DECIDE
EPIC! Uh… OH N- *gets sprayed* (while dying) rap battle parodies……

Billy Butcher vs The Punisher

Jungkook vs Minho. Shazam7121 Rap Battles Season 4 (ft. YDGeon)

MCGamingFTW as Fidel Castro
Morgan Christensen as Che Guevara

LYRICS:
[Verse 1: Fidel Castro]
Let me, communist Cuban Castro, show you millions of stars
This battle will be so hardcore just call it Cuba Total War
This will be real easy, just score and stop being an imbecile man
Your people are being captured by the Libya forces all over again
I scared the shit out of Reagan, I'm a god in Havana
I'm a leader, you’re just on the picture of propaganda
I'll own you cabron, now quit being so jealous
I know you're a little bitch but this is no time to be rebellious

[Verse 2: Che Guevara]
Che did I just hear? That whole verse was a fiasco
Boasting won't help you, I'm much better than you foolish Castro
Grab your beret and go back to Argentina, ya heard me?
Let this true leader show you a revolution verbally
There's no shame losing against an icon
Let me explain to you very carefully how I won
I'm a guerilla of lyrical warfare
You're an old man with a cigar and his beard

[Verse 3: Fidel Castro]
Fidel Castro will make you pay, in the end you will bleed
For once, Guevara, actually listen to the person that leads
You're no heroic fighter, you just look like a gorilla
I'm the illest Cuba leader, fucking bitches in my villa
I'm revolutionary and legendary, you weren't even necessary
Remember that, prick, I was the boss, you were my missionary
I'll fuck you up, I'm real scary, your bitch ass better be weary
I'm alive, you're buried, now tell me, how’s the god damn cemetery

[Verse 4: Che Guevara]
You're out, and now your brother's in, Fidel
Remind me of how you became an infidel
Missile crisis? More like a mid-life crisis
You're a pinga loca, who's rhymes are worse than your life is
With the way that Castro behavin' he needs some medication
As a doctor, my diagnosis, economic stagnation
The true revolution is something you'll never understand
Just try and kill me and you'll only kill a man

Fidel Castro vs Che Guevara

The Ballad of Violent Remark 3: Before The Antisocial Experiment

YOU ARE THE SOLE REASON WHY GOD IS A FALSE PROPHET - Single

YOU ARE THE SOLE REASON WHY GOD IS A FALSE PROPHET (prod. BRUTEI)

Chernobyl

CHERNOBYL [prod. TRIPLESIXDELETE]

full title - WHAT YOU HEAR IS A LIE AND WHAT YOU SEE YOU DON’T THINK (THE FINALE) + ENTER INTO THE TESTING ROOM (INTERLUDE)

FINALE + TESTING ROOM INTERLUDE

FINALE + TESTING ROOM INTERLUDE (prod. pinuzoid)

GABBER

YDGeon as Thomas Edison
ArnoldVA as Christopher Columbus
AbsoluteOni as Announcer

Written by 723freaky
Additional Writing Help by Ian Sparrow
Produced by 723freaky
Mixed and Mastered by 723freaky

[announcer]
AND NOW!!! GUY WHO STOLE A BUNCH OF INVENTIONS VS GUY WHO STOLE A BUNCH OF LAND!!! READY??? WHITE PEOPLE TECHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (yuh!)

[verse 1: thomas edison]
correct me if my hearing’s wrong but i heard that you cravin’ smoke,
i ain't interested in buying your hemp but im tradin’ blows,
do ‘em like he did to natives, hoe, shove my fist right up the anushole
of this rapist, so hop back on your sailing boat,

cause my conversions broughts electric energy to light,
your conversions brought the wrongs of Christianity to light,
you dont hold a candle cause you just dont know the things that i know,
i dont hold a candle cause i got myself a lightbulb,

first youre a trader/traitor, then you're a savage,
then the most embarrassing governor since desantis,
couldn't be a spaniard, couldn't be a sailor,
even your heart turned out to be a massive failure.

[verse 2: christopher columbus]
ive searched every sea on several major expeditions,
and i still couldnt find one fucking thing that you invented,
other than the monthly bill to keep places luminescent,
only charge electricity when you're making it expensive,

kick em back to the days near a train, selling refreshments,
made the win possible and you aint taking any credit,
loser couldn't raise his kids cause patenting was more valuable,
abandoned dot and dash like your lab work was the telephone,

took money from others, couldn't stay out of their business,
until you were forced to, getting placed out of your business,
your current in the current is a relic with not one use,
even in your time the world alternated on you!

[interlude]
Thomas edison: sit down on your thinking chair, lemme give you a lecture.

Christopher, ok, you were a good thief,
but unfortunately you're the one that people fear the least 

Christopher Columbus: that's a bunch of bullshit, biggest lie ever,
times i didnt kill a native, probably never! (danii: fuck my stupid chud life)

Thomas Edison: fine, you win. you're a much better bandit,
doesn't change the fact your hat kinda makes you look like a very nice person 😇

Christopher Columbus: you look like your freaking wife when she did hardcore drugs,
i talked to your second one and i rocked her-

Thomas Edison: SIKE BITCH!!!

[verse 3: thomas edison]
pop em, spark em, char em, off em, shock em like the elephant,
if he says I'm irrelevant on the cement i cemented in,
the camera documenting this ass kicking you're getting, and
i even scribble out your influence with my electric pen,

if i was there when Chris was helming ships,
he'd kiss my ass for thinking of a way to get him where he's destined, then inventing it,
so to deny my influence is more misleading than the wind,
i've been breaking more ground than you broke stone with your chisel, bitch.

[verse 4: christopher columbus]
i aint taking no sweet shit from a diabetic,
best stay in your place unlike you did with general electric,
had the lightbulbs of other inventors screwed out they head,
if only you did that for your wife's tumor instead,

cause my name is christopher, and im from italy!
i was brought upon this planet to impose ascendancy!
while your relevance is dead, as the world keeps morphing,
dead unlike your wife if you took away her morphine.

danii: fuck my stupid chud life

Thomas Edison vs Christopher Columbus - Rap Battle! [SINGLE EDITION] (ft. YDGeon, ArnoldVA & Absolut

But this time it's.....................................

































































Despacitooo bbabbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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YouTube:
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